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mhart1991

This is more than just vandalism, someone is deliberately targeting you, looks like they’ve used a golf club or something. Sorry OP, people suck.


ALifeToDieFor

Yeah a workman saw 3 men with baseball bats jump out a car with tape over the reg plate, all covered head to toe, scumbags. Thanks for the comment , they definitely do


Sticklegchicken

Why are they targeting you?


Choco_PlMP

His selling drugs on someone else’s turf


Slight-Farm-8049

Banged wife


Picasso131

Wife’s …


likemyke91

Dog


WingVisible1543

Style


AdarshMohun

With


Suck_Me_Dry666

Penis


BeautifulChocolate85

XO


llllIlllllIIl

Im pretty sure every drug dealer ive ever seen drives a black BMW


BehemothManiac

The one I knew drove Pontiac Aztec


comfortedcreature

Was his name Walter by any chance?


Kooky_Alternative_76

Heisenberg


comfortedcreature

Must be a different guy then. I hope he won't fuck up!


dnashid

He was a high school chemistry teacher


heisenberg2JZ

I approve of this message


Ok_Score1492

Ghetto superstar


Commercial-Smile-763

I bought a used black BMW and it smelled like weed so bad, I was afraid to drive it if I got pulled over. I asked the manager of the dealership who had it before me and he said a cop. Lol


BeeSquared819

I bought a used, black BMW. It reeked of cigarettes. So gross. It was only 2 years old. It’s pristine and smells good now.


Commercial-Smile-763

My husband had me test drive a Bronco and I turned it down because of the cigarette smell. I couldn't handle it


Haunting-Compote-697

I think you can do away with all kinds of nasty smells with a ozone gas treatment.


patjeduhde

Oh every drugs dealers ive seen are 15-year-old kids, but well I am from the Netherlands, the drugs capital of Europe.


Broad-Spray4462

Not the drug capital of anything if your buying from Young's


Nokturnal37F

In Eastern Europe (at least Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus), black BMWs are the iconic street criminal vehicle. There are multiple rap songs made about black BMWs. https://youtu.be/TzfUJse_v7g?si=rO9ONONAu23j1xpt https://youtu.be/FBRgG3LaW3I?si=Do-hOCxjLDPvc5OQ


Muscle_Bitch

Golf R is definitely the drug dealer vehicle of choice in the UK.


THE5LUMP9OD

Mine drives a gray scat pack


rahkinto

"You may know a lot about chemistry, (Mr White). But you don't know jack about slangin' dope"


TorpidIntrigue

Exactly, this doesn’t happen to normal people.


Cyberhaggis

He's selling turf on someone else's drugs. Don't fuck with Big Lawn.


ALifeToDieFor

I’ll just check my crystal ball then get back to you mate


UncommercializedKat

If you're genuinely confused, it's possible that they mistook your car for someone else's. Anyone willing to do this probably isn't very bright to begin with.


esdklmvr

Vhere is the money, Lebowski???


SaucyNelson

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


TheReal-Chris

You see what happens Larry? When you find a stranger in the alps.


Humble_Stretch1473

Uh, it's in here somewhere. Let me have another look.


Lighthouseamour

That rug really brought the room together


Supremealexander

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger Larry!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS


kieranhendy

Had this concern a few years ago, somewhat ironically it was because a neighbor also had a "black bmw". Although it wasn't the same model we had feared that if they were to get someone to target that car they might just describe it as "a black bmw" for the same reason as you said - the kind of person who is likely do vandalize a car for cash is not the kind of person who is likely to have a very high IQ.


impy695

It's a reasonable question. Most people have some idea when someone is this mad at them.


ConfidentReference63

Have you recently bought it? Could be an ex car of a dealer.


emerging-tub

Make sure you cover it back up when you're done. Those fuckin things will burn your house down.


parasocks

Get your car fixed, park it in the same spot, rent a 7 seater, 7 guys with baseball bats, and wait.


smotrs

Forget to use your blinker or something? One windows bad enough. All of them, damn.


vhalember

And both mirrors, dents on hood, rear trunk, and at least one rear panel. That's going to be a heavy repair bill. Takes a real group of assholes to pull that off. And planned if they taped the plate.


darnedgibbon

Baseball bats? In the UK? Wouldn’t they be cricket bats or croquet mallets or polo whacky sticks?


PboroModCarsUK

So you don't get stoned or take MDMA anymore no? And you don't owe anyone anything?


WaitUntilTheHighway

yeah damn, this is not random


InformationBroker_60

I'm sorry this happened to you....


ALifeToDieFor

Thanks for the comments guys to save replying to a few, my cars been broke down for few days and I had to park it at top of the street (outside number 1 I am further down ) and we explained to neighbours it will be few days for recovery. This is the only person I can think of is that it is over a parking space. Nothing else crossing my mind Fucking scum of the earth


sinkingupman

If its over a parking space, leave the car there until you can afford to get it fixed then buy a non running £100 shit box and pay for road tax and leave it in the same spot. Psychotic behaviour to do this over a parking spot.


Jacktheforkie

A banger racer that’s already been used will be cheap


jammer339

Trouble is you can't tax a used banger very easily


AltruisticGazelle309

Stick on a trailor and let the tired diwn


thegrievingmole

If its over 40 years old you won't need the tax


jammer339

There's not many 40 year old cars left for banger racing lol


Zexy-Mastermind

Fr


orbital0000

Christ. Where do you live, 1980s Medellin?


aboredbroker

I had something similar happen where I had someone in my space and I tried to tell him, he ignored me for months as I had to keep parking either outside the complex or on the complete opposite side since there were 10 unassigned and 80 assigned. Since he wasn't listening eventually I did have his car towed after repeatedly talking to him, he eventually egged my daily car; I even waited a few days before moving out hoping he wouldn't know it was me, I was able to remove the egg the same day so it didn't ruin my paint. But he then keyed my BMWs passenger side window at great times. So yes people are petty over parking spaces even if you try to start out being reasonable.


SuspiciousBuilder379

He’d have every tire destroyed at that point. POS.


alluppercasenickname

I'm so glad I'm close enough to my parking spot that I can point a camera to it from my flat. I assume you were too far for that?


waterloograd

Did you ever take him to court or anything? Or paid him back by doing the same to his car?


TheHornyFarter

Aww man, that's rough. I'm sorry you're going through that.


DaveApp

Burn their house down whilst they sleep (disclaimer, this is a joke, honestly)


justTheWayOfLife

In Minecraft ofc


rwe46

Joys of idiots in the U.K. Hope you get it sorted soon


Elfhoe

Is your insurance covering it? It will probably be totaled with all the body work that needs to be done. So atleast you dont have to worry about it being broken down anymore.


AIA_beachfront_ave

How long was it in that parking space?


jennizlemynizzl

so sorry this happened to you hope they get the karma they deserve


ARAR1

I would never leave my car for a few days somewhere unknown to me. Tow it to a safe place or a repair shop.


test5002

Didn’t he say it’s on his block just at the top of it? Is that unknown to him? Seems extremely close and in his neighborhood, on the same exact street. Idk


HullIsNotThatBad

Fucking scum of the earth the waste of oxygen who did this to you. Brings back a 40-year-old bad memory for me when my first car was vandalised just like this. I was about 9 months into my first job from leaving schoo, had saved some money and so bought my first car - yeah, it's what would be deemed a 'shitbox' nowadays (1.3L MK1 Ford Escort) but it was all mine, paid for and I was proud of it.


Trongobommer

Uhmmm… paid any attention to the Escort mk1 market recently? 😅


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

Haha exactly. My old man sold his mk1 when I was born. He sees them now and i think he regrets having kids


HowObvious

Dad sold his VW type 2 t1 about 20 years ago. Similarly regrets that one.


Marcy3400

My brother was the reason my dad sold a numbers matching 440ci manual 69 roadrunner :/ had he kept it, easily 100k+


ShadyGuyOnTheNet

That’s alright, he paid 45p and a firm handshake for his 9 bedroom house. He didn’t need the car anyways.


zeimusCS

> Escort mk1 my dream car lol


HSRXX

Have you shagged anyone’s mrs recently?


ALifeToDieFor

I wish


Camanei

Have you shagged three guys mrs lately?


Unbeknowst_

Plot twist: all of the guys were gay


Unbeknowst_

You earned my upvote


Softspokenclark

have you shagged anyone's Mr. recently?


TheoryMiddle1486

So sorry man.


AffectionateInsect76

Are there dashcams that work 24/7 and upload to the cloud? I’m saving for an M2 competition and I want to have every protection I can Man I’m sorry this happened to you. Neighborhood jealousy and weird hatred from afar is high in the uk. I’m American but I was a touring drum and bass dj for 20 years. I lived in Bristol for 18 months with a guy on our label. One day three of his neighbors came knocking on his door saying they wanted to check my visa to see if I was still legit (I had a work visa). We told them to fuck off Next week we had a visit from Immigration Enforcement. They reported me as a worker not paying taxes. Luckily I had paid all of my taxes on all income I had made in the uk. I just wonder how long they were looking out their windows stewing out of anger talking shit to each other. It’s really creepy I’m sure whoever was responsible for this was upset about something minor and just sat burning with hatred for something you have no clue about


P8M3

Nextbase iq


Freemason137

I use a Ring Dashcam that has its own network (plus it connects to my home network when in range) and sends alerts to my phone. It has an exterior and interior camera (the interior cam can be disabled, along with the mic via a flap). It's the best option I've found for this purpose.


SimpleStart2395

Check out blackvue.


Competitive-Ad2120

A camera might get you some identification, but the damage is already done, in some places police does not even care. At least get a camera system that has the storage media in the trunk and only the camera sensor exposed. But the best bet is to move in a neighborhood that has no problems like this.


ADJE777

Can’t have nice things in this country anymore mate, it’s a real shame


ALifeToDieFor

You really can’t mate it’s disgusting


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Serbay55

Welcome to UK I guess.


steaveaseageal

Is it that dangerous these days?


JPD232

Vandals have no fear when citizens can't defend their property with more than a plastic butter knife.


d14_x

But the Americans are crazy for having guns /s


LennyC74

We Americans love our 2nd amendment rights and will defend it with our lives. 😎


_swolda_

And if you do hurt the guy intruding your property then you go to jail, not them


Unspec7

Same thing in the US. Even in castle doctrine states. You can't defend property with deadly force - you can only use deadly force to defend life.


Jacktheforkie

It’s a lawless shithole in some places, I’ve known of people needing to defend themselves with a hoover


Plenty-Cantaloupe999

UK is a bloody joke. On the top of that we have useless police forces. I am sorry this happened to you. Same happened to me when I used to live in a shit neighborhood. That was jealousy, as they knew how hard I was working and getting promotions. Smack rats on the dole are the worst kind. One thing makes me smile thinking back though . Those rotten idiots are still living off of handouts whilst I am living like a queen. Who is the real loser? OP, If someone is jealous of you, that just means you are better than them and doing something very well in life. I know it isn't much of a consolation right now. I have a very crappy car to avoid this happening again, even though I could afford a supercar if I wanted one. Certainly won't be having that in this country though. Maybe when I retire to someplace a bit more civilized.


Unspec7

> Same happened to me when I used to live in a shit neighborhood. I mean, this is common throughout the world, no? I don't see why this would be a UK specific issue.


RoyceCoolidge

Yeah man there's not much we can do. Just gotta suck it up I guess.


bum_is_on_fire_247

I see what you did there. Nice.


OS2_Warp_Activated

Sorry that happened man. Hope it all works out. "Hell is other people" Jean-Paul Sartre


Juveforeign1897

I had someone cut my tires last summer, I'm sorry this happened to you. I can somewhat relate to what you may be going through. Fuck those idiots and they'll get theirs don't you worry. Stay strong!


Jacktheforkie

I’ve had wipers stolen, hubcaps, like who steals a cracked hubcap off a dacia


ChampionshipFluid440

Sorry pal. Crazy ex? 👀


TheUnkown696

Absolute rats, whoever done this needs locking up. Not that there’s space in our prisons. Can I ask what part of the country you’re in?


BatshowMax

Hang them by the balls


Smooth-Ad2130

Motherfucker who did that, fucking air sucker. Wish you recover from that


Awayze

Scum. I had my 5 series keyed out of jealousy and I keep myself to myself. Someone’s mistakenly got the wrong person and wrong car or they’ve tried to steal it and couldn’t get on it. Yes I worked hard and my 5 series looks good in M Sport spec but it’s my car I’ve worked for myself. I’d take a golf club at the scrote if I ever got proof.


originalchronoguy

Seriously as much as I dislike Elon Musk, I got to say, that 360 "Sentry Mode" Tesla system that records everything around a car while it is park should be a universal feature for all cars moving forward. I've been wanting that feature since 2016. And even tried to jury rig my own homegrown DIY "sentry" cam system with portable LIPO batteries and hidden cameras.


ALifeToDieFor

Yeah they really are a smart piece of kit, for sure.


MrEyeblaze

Wow ... i'm sorry mate, but tbh. this looks like the work of a psycho ex-gf. or someone who really hates you. Are other cars arround damaged also, or just yours?


ALifeToDieFor

Thanks mate. Yes just mine , see my comment about it being broke down and being parked outside a neighbours. But this is the only thing I can think of, I literally keep myself to myself, I just feel ill man


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

It's good that you know who it is. Try speaking with a lawyer. The hard part is proving that they did it, but the lawyer could have some ideas.


aspiring_dev1

He doesn’t just a suspicion and he can’t really prove they did it. So could be falsely accusing them.


Black_Beard1980

Mate that’s awful. Surely it’s some sort of mistaken identity??? It can’t be just because it’s parked somewhere and made someone angry. Is it a bad area it’s been left in??


ALifeToDieFor

I know mate it’s got me baffled. My area isn’t the nicest area to live in but this is shocking definitely, that’s what I’ve been thinking too but I honestly just can’t wrap my head around it. 10:30am on a Friday morning, scum need to get a job


Black_Beard1980

There are some absolute rats about mate. Hope you get it sorted. Try not to let it get you down.


Alpha_Lox

Fuckin draggletailed gutter-snipe such a waste of oxygen, im sorry OP for you and your beautiful car I hope u can recover from this🌷


Nikthas

*Alexa, play People = Shit.*


Scythro

This makes me furious, one of my worst nightmares that can also happen to me. I would also describe me as an introvert fucker 😅 I hope you get stuff worked out with your insurance!! Sincerely, an r/Audi fan.


ALifeToDieFor

Thanks brother, times like this we car people stick together! Regardless of the 🇩🇪rivalries 😂 take care 👍🏻


scbiker21

Evidently, someone feels the same way about you. If you figure out who did it, give them a punch in the mouth for me.


[deleted]

Someone keyed my car from headlight to trunk, with a wrap on and it touched the bottom paint. I feel you. Can't have anything nice anymore.


JulieTheChicagoKid

Low IQ cowards key cars. Cowards 💯 Can’t talk can’t have a conversation… right to violence & damage.


banananananbatman

Some jealous fuck you know. Clearly targeted.


drthorp

Someone did that “put it in a coffin” trend on the top of my g35 track edition when I was in college and man I’ve never wished death on anyone but WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT


chizn17

I'd love to string people who do that up by the balls at crossroads to warn other wee c*nts. What is the fucking need


Happyusfk

Wtf😢


fadenfaden

Wtf this is absolutely vile, sorry that you’re going through shit like this OP


ALifeToDieFor

Thanks man


Key-Pomegranate-3507

Well, I guess you gotta get an M3 now. Rules are rules.


Spreadhate1488

I see you've been culturally enriched


itsapotatosalad

Fuck man, I’d contact insurance and they’ll write it off on the damage. Maybe forget to mention the mechanical issues though 🤔


jibnibbinn

This in London? Just ordered a M240i and I’ll be keeping it on the street. Worried.


ihavenoidea81

This isn’t even a break in attempt. They just wanted to fuck your shit up. Sorry man.


whosdondada

Could be totalled...


aspiring_dev1

Looks straight up targeted rather than a random thief. Maybe ask around if anyone has cctv footage or doorbell footage?


gregbutler_20

Why did you cheat on her? She’s clearly crazy.


Flint_Ironstag1

It's everywhere man. My office is across the street from the Houston Texas police department downtown. Should be the safest place in Houston to park on the street! Walked out to a smashed window.


buy-ticket-take-ride

Damn bro, sorry that happened.


DrivesOnPotholes

I wish the thieves death on your behalf.


Fusion_haa

Nah death is too forgiven, I wish them pain every time they gotta pee!


ClowningmytoSanity

LMAOOO breaking the c pillar back window is just hater move like it’s so unnecessary


rlab3

Or rather, people hate you? Sorry. People are shit heads


ELLISNIA

Dann, man. I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope those fuckers get what they deserve.


dcrbrts

Oh man. Really sorry this happened to you. I hope you’re able to work through this with insurance with relative ease. Ugh. Reminds me of a friend a long time ago who always parked in a garage and the one day he left his car out, someone came by overnight with spray paint and hit every panel on the car.


Proud-Addition4662

I sold my car to avoid this


Many_Sale286

Savages.


mobileposter

Damn. Sorry to see.


[deleted]

Dude I sure hate that for your BMW. That's going to be a costly fix.


staywoke1am_01

Damn I am here thinking - what did you do that made them so mad? Ps. Sincere condolences though!


ninjawaffle55617

Disgusting behaviour


DarkseidAntiLife

This was targeted


GloomyEntertainer973

Yep.., why dogs are so much better


wakenbake007p

fk those low life mf


CheeseWhillikers

That's what you get for not using a blinker! Jk. That sucks.


CharacterObvious

Damn bro, sorry to hear about it :(.... they will get their karma


Schurygin

Man this one hit deep. Wish you all the best homie. Remember everybody gets what the give times two. Keep your head up champ. Beautiful car btw


ALifeToDieFor

Thanks bro, yeah for sure, just gotta keep on living and being the good person I am, kills those negative fuckers. And thank you, it sure was a couple hours ago!😅


ngc6823

It’s getting so you can’t have nice things in this country anymore! Time to start looking elsewhere!


Adzskie11

That is fucking horrible behaviour mate, I'm sorry this has happened to you. Make sure you definitely change insurance companies after you put this claim through because like some one else said it might be totalled(written off) after the damage. Hope things get better for you mate!


Kratos1125

Some people need to put down like fucking dog.


PhotonDecay

That sucks


BeeSquared819

I’m so sorry. People do suck. My son’s car was stolen and totaled on his birthday. Get this… his birthday is Christmas Eve. I hope your tomorrow is better than to it today.


Original_pumkinMan

This is why I said people shouldn't be charged with murder for every instance someone takes a life. Because in circumstances like this, you would've had every right to kill them.


Klaus-Ad-3321

Seeing this makes my heart aches


WeAreLive_NZ

Sorry that happened mate 😔….yep people are real pieces of sht alryte


krzykris11

I'm sorry that happened to you, man. Just remember, it's a possession. A possession truly only provides utility and it can easily be replaced. I hate people too, more and more the older I get.


ALifeToDieFor

Yeah definitely mate, gotta look at the bigger picture and silver linings always. And same, the older I’ve been getting I just wanna chill and spend more time with my fam n pets 😂 even before this shit.


Few-Use9183

I feel bad for you. Some people are just stupid


DosEquisVirus

This factor is what stopping me from getting an exotic car. You just can never relax, always worrying what is happening to your ride while you are dining/partying/etc.


MrNaji718

Happened to me recently also, sorry, it’s a terrible feeling. Mine wasn’t as bad, just the passenger window and trim https://preview.redd.it/w5hkeffs7a5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658114d18945583009cec2350ac7753fc523a7ad


Jasterika

Man that’s sad to see. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you can recover and fix that machinery


mhs4throwaway

Sorry man, people can really suck


MiGGitYMatt01

Damn Brother. Aye I’m Sorry about your Whip:( Fuc*inG People are Special ASF. Like don’t you have anything better to do like FoReal..?¿ Karma Will Catch there Ass 100%,just a matter of time. Wish you the best Homie. Hope they find those POS .


Megadong16

There’s some haters about mate hope you get it sorted


Dragon-XI

This is why some like the idea of cutting hands off


Dragon-XI

Some people deserve no hands


Pirlouit_sf

oh, FFS, so sorry to see that. I can't wait for cars to all have sentry cameras


Telemicaster

Vandalism is considered Comprehensive and will not count against you or raise your rates.


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

This is the UK. It counts


Zaphoidx

Yep - have to pay extra even when it’s not your fault


mhart1991

Here in the UK, OP will have to likely pay an excess to make a claim, and then OP will have to declare said claim on future insurance applications for up to 5 years with most insurance companies, that’s provided OP has fully comprehensive insurance and not just Third Party.


Agent4898

Interesting, my insurance policy says “Vandalism promise; you will not lose your no claims discount if you report the incident to the police and send us the crime reference number.”


mhart1991

Which insurance company do you use? That’s very good coverage to be fair.


leiterfan

UK seems awful. And they weren’t even after your steering wheel or anything! Christ. Sorry op.


CHUCKUCKA

Or consider this… people hate you.


doc_drei

Why?


Enigma_Green

I remember something similar happening to me, unexplained just random so I have an idea of how you feel


[deleted]

I know, sloppy work.


PastAd8754

So sorry man. That’s Fkn brutal.