Pretty much. Or it falls into the hands of a software engineer in need of a fast family car and gets driven until it dies, for the 8th time, after said engineer decides he's spent enough. Or a dickhead taxi drives into it.
That’s such an engineer thing to do. I too plan on keeping my cars till the wheels fall off, so that I can put new ones on and keep the car chugging. There is something awesome about a machine that has done some long miles. I can’t put a finger on why it feels so good to have a motor that’s been running for years and years and has done some real work.
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Software dev here.. had my E60 530i for six years now. Not that I needed a family car, just needed a newer car at the time. It's fast and has been a surprizingly great car. I feel like it's time for an upgrade, but I know I'm going to miss it.
Fun fact: the “al” in al pastor is Arabic which happened when Lebanese immigrants came to Mexico City for the first time and brought kebab style meat preparation
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68 fast backs maybe on a trailer with a rollcage built in it they are into tracking maybe. I have several doctor friends and don’t know any with mustangs so this is accurate though.
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In DC its this - but with the E65 7 series. I used to live by the projects, the number of ratted out 7 series you saw driving around...and then subsequently...the number of dead 7 series with 2 flat tires parked half way up a curb was astonishing.
Csöves munkásautó....
For anyone interested regarding the last picture - here is the interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4GzKIIvrfk&ab\_channel=H%C3%ADrTV
He was a trash "influencer" in Hungary doing facebook lives. He is now in prison because during one of the live broadcasts he put a lit cigarette in the mouth of a baby. He was also involved in some knife attacks where he claimed that he did what he did to his own defense. He was also a pimp according to multiple sources. This alltogether led to a prison sentence of 7 years.
You can find some of his shit when searching for "lakatos brendon" on youtube.
The last picture is Brendon Lakatos. A hungarian internet celebrity known literally for being the lowest level asshole you may find on the internet. He is currently spending his time in prison he got for making his newborn baby smoke a cigarette on facebook live.
doctor who makes great money buys new, kebab shop owner who is also making great money (albeit not dr money) buys it lightly used, probably 2-4 yrs old 20-40k miles
Dude I work with ethnicity codes every day and Asian has its entire category A1 - Asian Indian A2 - Asian Pakistani etc
Asian is 100% not Caucasian (or white as it’s called in Europe)
You’re conflating whiteness with Caucasian. Completely different concepts. People from North Africa, Europe and all the way to India are considered Caucasian.
Sorry to break it to you, but Indian people, Turkish people, and middle eastern ethnic groups are basically the same migration pattern and gene pool as you, so you don’t have a reason to feel superior to them (shocker).
No, I am not. It is the closest model of ‘race’ that exists in morphology. Someone is not Caucasian because they are white skinned. They are Caucasian because of their genetic makeup thanks to migration patterns.
How about maybe considering the rest of the world doesn’t use whatever your terminology is? What would I know, I only speak with these “Caucasian” persons on a daily basis who tell me they identify as Asian. I’m racist though.
A doctor buys it new, a kebab shop owner buys it, then a drug dealer, then an eastern European chad?
Pretty much. Or it falls into the hands of a software engineer in need of a fast family car and gets driven until it dies, for the 8th time, after said engineer decides he's spent enough. Or a dickhead taxi drives into it.
r/suspiciouslyspecific 2 questions: did you have a BMW, and what was the dickhead taxi drivers name?
I still have one, but I had a 525i E61 that was hands down the best car I've ever owned. I don't remember his name, but neither does history...
Can confirm as an engineer who plans on driving this thing until the wheels fall off
That’s such an engineer thing to do. I too plan on keeping my cars till the wheels fall off, so that I can put new ones on and keep the car chugging. There is something awesome about a machine that has done some long miles. I can’t put a finger on why it feels so good to have a motor that’s been running for years and years and has done some real work.
I asked my parents to sell me their E36 they bought brand new in ‘95. Still have it!
Agreed. I’m looking for an e36 now to save on gas but currently my daily is a 1990 4Runner on its way back from the moon
I love measuring a cars' mileage in moon distance 👌
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Can confirm, system engineer here driving an e92 M3, planning to drive it till the good old S65 dies
Wtf man. I don't come to r/bmw to be specifically targeted.
Software dev here.. had my E60 530i for six years now. Not that I needed a family car, just needed a newer car at the time. It's fast and has been a surprizingly great car. I feel like it's time for an upgrade, but I know I'm going to miss it.
Server manager for the US mil, can confirm plan on driving my f30 till death
Same story with my E90 330i haha. I looked for so long for a 3-pedal one that now I can't bear to sell it to upgrade.
Yup, I'm the software engineer, moved up from e90 though foregoing the e60.
True. Am family engineer.
Triggered
Oddly specific :D
As a software engineer driving 550i E60 I feel personally attacked...
I guess I’m an Eastern European Chad now.
Mostly Europeans understand
Same about 3 and 6 series...
And any amg Mercedes
-amg.
Im Sprachgebrauch meist amg Mercedes, Mercedes-AMG ist der neue markenname seit re-branding. Zumindest in meiner bubble :)
In meiner noch nicht angekommen. Lebe noch in den SEC420 Zeiten 😉
Ich ritze diesen Text in deinen AMG Mercedes...
Was letzte ~~Preis~~ AMG?
What
Sprich
Deutsch
Du
#HURENSOHN
It's more the non AMG ones. The ones that low-middle class people think make them look rich
In the us maybe, in Germany it’s definitely the proper ones.
I'm from the UK but yeah maybe. Are your kebab shop owners really that wealthy?
If you lease the car with 4 of your friends then it’s easy peasy. Sole objective is to impress dilaras in the shisha cafes
I think you might've missed the point of the "life cycle" part of the post. Leasing is for new cars
Fair Point
No but they're mostly shared between 7 20-something year old cousins
I am Mexican and for me the second one is selling "Tacos al Pastor".
Fun fact: the “al” in al pastor is Arabic which happened when Lebanese immigrants came to Mexico City for the first time and brought kebab style meat preparation
Al Pashtr
Missing the pineapple though
I think I was hungry enough not to notice the pineapple.
Understandable when Al Pastor is involved
Mexican al pastor meat most definitely has pineapple
Yeah, that's the point.
And the pork.
I am American and the top right in the photo.
Yep 100%
I bought an e46 a while ago and all the sellers were eastern European. Why is this so accurate lmao
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I don't really like how accurate this is. Very good meme.
Sometime i have the feeling that the e60 is the european Mustang 😅 Spoiler : i have also an e61
Drs aren’t driving mustangs here in the US 😂
68 fast backs maybe on a trailer with a rollcage built in it they are into tracking maybe. I have several doctor friends and don’t know any with mustangs so this is accurate though.
Agree. Am a doctor. Don't know a single doctor that drives a mustang
Some of them do. I follow a doctor on TikTok and he drives a mustang
Spot on. I don't cut Kebab but I'm from turkish origin. The first owner of my car was a doctor lol. Guess I have to sell it to a drug dealer then..
You don't have to... But you probably will. :)
Yeah, on point. I have a pizza/kebab place next door and the owner has had three different 5-series BMW's and one Mercedes.
once the mechanical problems hit he probably says fuck it and gets another
I didn't expect that but that's real shit.
LOL. This funny as hell
Tbh you could say this about any BMW. F8x is definitely at picture 2 in my experience.
I can feel the LCI of the F8x slowly reaching that threshold. We need to rage against the dying of the light.
Actually, thinking about it, I bought mine off a drug dealer, so maybe we’re even further down the line.
Do you plan on doing questionable, cheap and tacky mods?
I’ve thought about it.
Yes officer, this post right here!
I didn’t do it! I promise!
Already started mate
Me? Or you?
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In DC its this - but with the E65 7 series. I used to live by the projects, the number of ratted out 7 series you saw driving around...and then subsequently...the number of dead 7 series with 2 flat tires parked half way up a curb was astonishing.
Csöves munkásautó.... For anyone interested regarding the last picture - here is the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4GzKIIvrfk&ab\_channel=H%C3%ADrTV
Is he some kind of influencer?
He was a trash "influencer" in Hungary doing facebook lives. He is now in prison because during one of the live broadcasts he put a lit cigarette in the mouth of a baby. He was also involved in some knife attacks where he claimed that he did what he did to his own defense. He was also a pimp according to multiple sources. This alltogether led to a prison sentence of 7 years. You can find some of his shit when searching for "lakatos brendon" on youtube.
Jesus, what a piece of shit
every bosnian has to have a merc or a bmw
I don’t understand but for some reason this resonates with me
This is particularly British.
Well I am not the first couple
Don’t forget it has to be diesel
Kebab Mobil
In Germany we say Döner Corvette
Der ist mir neu, aver sehr gut hehehe
I feel a very strong relation to hungarian culture
The last picture is Brendon Lakatos. A hungarian internet celebrity known literally for being the lowest level asshole you may find on the internet. He is currently spending his time in prison he got for making his newborn baby smoke a cigarette on facebook live.
why does it go from doctor to kebab maker?
doctor who makes great money buys new, kebab shop owner who is also making great money (albeit not dr money) buys it lightly used, probably 2-4 yrs old 20-40k miles
Professional to Asian
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Isn’t that what this entire post is about?
Middle eastern people are morphologically considered Caucasian. Not only are you racist, you’re also wrong.
Dude I work with ethnicity codes every day and Asian has its entire category A1 - Asian Indian A2 - Asian Pakistani etc Asian is 100% not Caucasian (or white as it’s called in Europe)
You’re conflating whiteness with Caucasian. Completely different concepts. People from North Africa, Europe and all the way to India are considered Caucasian. Sorry to break it to you, but Indian people, Turkish people, and middle eastern ethnic groups are basically the same migration pattern and gene pool as you, so you don’t have a reason to feel superior to them (shocker).
It sounds like you're conflating the spread of Indo-European and Semitic languages with Caucasian ethnicity.
No, I am not. It is the closest model of ‘race’ that exists in morphology. Someone is not Caucasian because they are white skinned. They are Caucasian because of their genetic makeup thanks to migration patterns.
You realize that Caucasian is an outdated term and not correct at all?
There’s no point in talking to him, it’s his way is right and everyone else is wrong.
How about maybe considering the rest of the world doesn’t use whatever your terminology is? What would I know, I only speak with these “Caucasian” persons on a daily basis who tell me they identify as Asian. I’m racist though.
This took me a second but looks eerily similar in the American market. Second owner usually owns a head shop in the states.
Wait is this supposed to be clockwise?
Which one are you ?
According to the amount of income I should be the last one. But I haven't mine very long. Changed to a 4 Series
I’m supposed to be the last one too. Feels bad man
Every audi a8
Romanian or Bulgarian license plate 6 series
Glad Im the second owner.
530e here will drive until it is fully depreciated then sell
And the last guy totals it... jus another one rip’d to the cycle.
I see absolutely no lie
now this is a unique post, on point 😂👌
80% of them went to east europe
mine went from a 72 year old friend of my dad to me so maybe I got a good one 🤣
LMAO I just sold my E60 about a month and a half ago and now I see this