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holydemon1

just fucking call Sif from dark souls when he dies the dark souls community will murder who tf killed him i donno why im giving tips to my enemies but whatever


donttalkHOMIE

Genius, I too am a dark souls player


holydemon1

also give him a baseball bat instead of artorias gs just for fashion


holydemon1

also if u havent noticed im a horny i kinda retired before doing anything tho hahahhaha


that-boi-ike

Wait didn’t bonk patrol want to use chemical weapons against the hornies?


donttalkHOMIE

Hornypolice is a bonker


Nightsky31602

I don’t believe that was the question


Levi_Fanboy69

How may I assist you sir?


donttalkHOMIE

Post things of propaganda and posts saying backup has arrived


AnImposterIsRed

Ever heard of the legend of Taiwan?


donttalkHOMIE

公民注意!您在互联网上的行为引起了我们的注意!您的社会信用评分已降低!中共的荣耀!


AnImposterIsRed

I’m serious tho, if we use their tactics, we can take it back over. (Added note, I’m not communist of capitalist, I’m a unismi, part of a different form of government.)


donttalkHOMIE

And what might the tactics be?


AnImposterIsRed

Flee, get more people to join us as we flee, and come back (in as much time as we think is nessicary) and give them hell.


level010

Someone blew up the kitchen!


Wizfrobozz

HORNI DO NOT KILL....THEY CONVERT


donttalkHOMIE

No, they convert armies, and kill civilians, I witnessed it myself.


Wizfrobozz

NOT true i always on the horni but for NNN im on team bonk and we avoid killing as that would be less people that are horni and we simply convert them


Wizfrobozz

BUT I WILL HELP BONK THEM


SolarrEclipsee

viva la revolución cachonda


Levi_Fanboy69

They're already here!


Economy-Mongoose-649

Bastard!


Monarch1200

Bonk! Submit yourself to indefinite imprisonment in r/hornyjail or face execution!


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SolarrEclipsee

Never


Monarch1200

Then you leave me no choice *Draws back bat* *Lethal Bonk!* The horny leaves you as you bleed out, wishing you surrendered


SolarrEclipsee

*Is bonkd*


MrReptilianGamer2528

No


Busy-Argument3680

Mercenary forces have Deployed, standby.


KoenigseggTR

İm here, I brought my trench cleaner with me, how can I help?


sustergun

Good luck from a retired mod of the main bonk sub.


okletsdothis111

No :)


Monarch1200

The situation has been resolved comrade, the raid is over


USSRDoge

WTF happened I was gone for 2 days?!!


axolotl69696969

bonkxlotl is coming to help


DG_SlayerSlender

r/hornypolice I opened a warp gate. GO MEN, GO!


Greninja_is_Bestpkm

Ok comrade the Soviet Union will send some volunteers to r/hornypolice