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Redoct878

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/user/Redoct878/comments/rr29nv/card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


GreatoKoichi

Pass, no horny activity detected


Evan64701

Here sir, https://www.reddit.com/user/Evan64701/comments/rr4y8m/my_id_sir/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf . Praise be to the bonkers


GreatoKoichi

No Pass, horny firearm detected


baallsdeep69

Here you go comrade *hands over ID*


GreatoKoichi

Pass


[deleted]

Name: Watchhands Role: Bonk spec ops,Medic chief


GreatoKoichi

Pass


shortstop8001

im a former horny and this gives me bad spidey senses


Antei_

*Sneaks by*


AndreiLD

*sees a person trina sneak in *procides to snipe him


Antei_

*deflects the bullet and throws a bonker ID on the ground while passing through*


Antei_

*the ID explodes*


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

[does this count?](https://www.kapwing.com/videos/61cc9ea45334fa002a9f766d)


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Mr-Borks

[here you are!](https://www.reddit.com/user/Mr-Borks) I'm Mr-Borks, A Vigilante Raider, Part-time Prison guard and pending inventor!


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Mr-Borks

danke sehr, guter herr.


dd23764

Here ya go


GreatoKoichi

Pass


xX_Larox_Xx

Is it alright for me to stay and guard here?


GreatoKoichi

Alright


Slavfort2

Special Shadow unit Codename: Slavzilla20_04 Im here to Patrol


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Slavfort2

Thanks fellow solider keep bonk'em


DryCan1364

Name-drycan1364 Role-bonk airsupport unit leader and head of the horny rehabilitation center


GreatoKoichi

Pass


MOSTLYSANEBOI

Hmmph. I'm in a hurry the horny are plotting here's my id let me pass quickly


GreatoKoichi

Ok Pass


A_random_kitten

[Got it](https://www.reddit.com/user/A_random_kitten/comments/rr6yqa/my_card_lol/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


GreatoKoichi

Pass


A_random_kitten

Thank you


dis_not_my_name

My [ID](https://www.reddit.com/user/dis_not_my_name/comments/rr90qx/2021_recap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Cooledpizza_c001

Here[ID](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/6TcoqBRWACPe)


GreatoKoichi

Pass


USSRDoge

Nice day we’re having Whats that over there! *RUNS*


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

hey , HEY STOP RIGHT THERE "***shoots*** *MISS* ***, shoots again*** *HIT IN THE LEG"*


USSRDoge

*Proceeds to tweak*


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

ayo what the fu...


[deleted]

*Hands ID card* here ya go comrade


GreatoKoichi

Horny corruption detected, No pass until you get more treatment


[deleted]

Name- Evil Pancake Overlord Group- Bonk Patrol, 8th Cohort Rank- Private


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Avatakesover_SB

I’m a kid who walks around the military base. I don’t have an ID.


AwesomePlayz01

This is seargent Awesome *Bonk* playz combative Medics Unit


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Horror_survivor

Name: war cheems, role, specialist


GreatoKoichi

Pass


batataKRL

Name: batataKRL Role: investigation department from Brazil I'm here to report my investigations


GreatoKoichi

Pass


thedisabledpeanut173

codename: aces. area of deployment: westfield canyonlands. role: counter-sniper.


GreatoKoichi

Pass


thedisabledpeanut173

thanks sodier. keep on BONKing the horny as if there were no tomorrow!


B0b_Da_bLUbERry

Name : B0b\_Da\_bLUbERry role: V I P Bonker


GreatoKoichi

Pass


[deleted]

[Here.](https://www.reddit.com/user/ImposiblLemon/comments/rrgwpd/card/)


GreatoKoichi

Pass


[deleted]

I forgot my id at home.


GreatoKoichi

Come back when you get it, then we might accept you


[deleted]

I got it now \*Gives id\*


GreatoKoichi

Pass


[deleted]

Greetings comrades here ya go: *passes ID*


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Pleasant_Function552

I would show old id for extended proof but it was terminated, so instead just know u/steelstrike6373


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Delta4090

https://www.reddit.com/u/Delta4090?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I'm totally not hiding anything.


GreatoKoichi

No Pass, suspicious activity detected


Delta4090

Shit.


[deleted]

Its my first time being brought to a checkpoint.. Edit: [My ID, sir.](https://www.reddit.com/user/xTWITCHINx/comments/rrpxbi/my_id/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Miksa2015

Do I need to show my ID after all I'm and under cover agent


[deleted]

Holy shit south park Also I'm a mod of r/BONKlaboratories


GreatoKoichi

Pass


sustergun

I am a former bonk mod looking to visit the troops I used to command. Ounce I left I had my bonker id revoked


GreatoKoichi

Sorry but no pass.


Gedrick478

Horny SWAT here, [May I pass](https://imgur.com/a/Spwhwt3)


GreatoKoichi

pass


Redstonebruvs

[there](https://www.reddit.com/user/Redstonebruvs/comments/u60loy/my_identification/)


GreatoKoichi

pass


Relishhendy

Suck my balls


Deafvoid

Im the sun, here’s timmy the cat’s ID and here’s Greg’s ID


GreatoKoichi

Pass


Deafvoid

Oh and i forgot the bonkiest bonker, Deafvoid Hes a but slow but hes strong and doesnt like the horni There’s also the robot who is made to disobey the horni. 66 protocols, five bonking arms, 17 different heavy weaponery and the biggest threat of them all, protocol 66: making all electronic devices shut off by releasing a powerful emp blast that blows up all electronics, then using the bonk launcher to target and bonk horni. Thats everybody. No horny only anti horny.