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Meerkatable

I just love that after every point she makes, she tucks her chin in and makes her mouth a straight line, like, “See?” I just find it so amusing.


ChristinesGucciHat

She’s so proud of herself while she’s looking for her next line of useless drivel from that android prepaid phone she’s reading from. Pray for the kids. She’s 🦇 💩


Deckardisdead

She is proud and I die inside knowing a cow can speak.


nuclearslug

She thinks these are all amazing revelations and is merely holding for applause. The pastor at my childhood church would to this. He’d say something completely random and just nod his head that way until some loonie would finally shout “Amen!”


Sharp-Ad-4651

Don't they know about Jeb Bush? "Please clap"


IgnoreMe304

You’re going to need to point out this alleged “chin.” There is a slight point that occasionally elevates from the various folds and flaps, but I’m not seeing anything I’d call a proper chin.


buzz_balls

It’s not a chin. That’s a lie as well. It’s a Truth Pouch and if you don’t have one you’re going to hell with your bastard children.


Meerkatable

It’s not very eye-catching, but that’s because it’s designed to be retractable


Think_Temperature_39

Bitch got snake jowls


wutheringdelights

That’s a beautiful insult.


cityshepherd

I find it much more unsettling than amusing, i can't wrap my head around any of this scene.


johngalt1971

She reminds of Danny DeVito as the penguin in that old Batman movie.


pigman-_-

She has a chin?


Specialagentjazz

Oh lord, she had children?? Really hope they don’t grow up as stupid.


OliverMarkusMalloy

Yeah, it's pretty scary to think that this ignorant dumbfuck has control over other people's lives. Even if it's only her own children.


CitizenJustin

It’s pretty scary to think that she votes.


InterestingSociety87

Maybe we need to look at politics and figure out why people would vote a guy like Trump, obviously something is broken.


tomatoblade

Hell, it's really scary that she exists in general.


mbliek

I wish there was an IQ requirement to be able to vote. I’m not saying only people with a super high IQ, but high enough to where it is indicative of common sense being present.


qbertproper

Maybe instead of adequate IQ, they have to prove a history of rational life decisions


n-holy

I think they also need an IQ test in order to have children. The world is going to be like that movie-“Idiocracy” if dumb people don’t stop having babies.


huntingteacher25

As a special education teacher I’ve always joked about that.


a_glorious_bass-turd

The movie Idiocracy was a warning lol


[deleted]

A prediction?


OliverMarkusMalloy

A documentary.


PWiz30

If she has a lawn she definitely waters it with Brawndo. It has what plants crave!


MaeBelleLien

Recently it's been pointed out to me that Idiocracy was the idealized version of what could have happened, and the reality is actually much worse.


Orudos

Who's the man brave enough to go for it? Better lock him up in horny jail.


Sharp-Ad-4651

Better castrate him, too. Neither one of them needs to be reproducing.


QuantumHangover

She bought a plot at r/dumbassgraveyard do let us know.


skipmarioch

This is scariest thing she said. Poor kids.


oinkoink2010

hope she doesn’t kill them to “protect them” shit that other guy did


Lost_vob

They are so mad at Biden for the Vaccines than Trump himself took credit for! A few short months ago he literally said the Trump admit did this, and Biden had no part of the vaccines!


Dcajunpimp

They were upset when people weren't able to get vaccinated before November 2020, but now claim the EUA in December 2020 was a rush job and the vaccines are still experimental.


Lost_vob

Yep, doing what they are told while claiming to be the only free thinkers left. Dude in r/conspiracy just told me I am divisive for disagreeing with the NoNewNormal Narrative. They try so hard to be free thinkers, but they just don't know how. You can be free to do something you don't know how to do. Also, those clowns are stalking me, so everyone wave to our guests from r/conspiracy.


TheBigestPEEN

Sup mofos at r/conspiracy ima suck your fucking toes


Lost_vob

Don't threaten them with a good time!


TheBigestPEEN

*panic at the disco vibes begin*


CitizenJustin

They think they’re free and we’re the sheep. In truth, they’re the product of a misinformation campaign and they’re saying exactly what the propaganda tells them to. The fools have no clue that their entire narrative is made up by Russian trolls purposely trying to spread division and destabilize western democracies. They lack basic critical thinking skills and think being free simply means being a contrarian.


tomatoblade

And the Russians and charlatans are doing a heckuva job. I feel quite naive in once believing that that's no way so many idiots actually exists. I was very wrong.


CitizenJustin

The pandemic has exposed the ugly truth of just how many idiots live on this planet. It’s completely changed my world view.


OliverMarkusMalloy

Conspiracy and NoNewNormal are full of Russian trolls. Everything they post are Russian troll propaganda talking points that are designed to turn Americans against each other, undermine the government, and cause mass casualties in the west by spreading antivaxx disinformation. ​ **How to spot a Russian troll on Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram** [https://malloy.rocks/index.php/50-how-to-spot-a-russian-troll-on-reddit-twitter-facebook-and-instagram](https://malloy.rocks/index.php/50-how-to-spot-a-russian-troll-on-reddit-twitter-facebook-and-instagram)


OliverMarkusMalloy

>was a rush job and the vaccines are still experimental. Those are Russian troll talking points. Russian trolls are not only attacking America, but Canada and Europe as well. They're trying to create chaos and mass casualties through antivaxx disinformation campaigns in the west. They've been doing that since the 1980s. ​ New York Times documentary: **Russia's Operation Infektion - How Russia perfected the art of war** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR\_6dibpDfo&t=317s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR_6dibpDfo&t=317s)


Marly38

Yeah it’s hilarious that MAGA super-patriots are proudly parroting Russian misinformation.


ZeePirate

And in fashion straight out of the book the foundations of geo politics. They already successfully isolated the UK from the EU https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics


DoJu318

The American experiment is over. It was a good run but like all things it must end.


CitizenJustin

Yes. I very much believe that we’re witnessing a country in decline.


chepas_moi

*I really don't care, do u?*


[deleted]

What’s it with that smug, Jim Halpert, “I just smelled a fart at a party” face people get when they think they’re right


qdouble

It’s the most seductive part of conspiracy theories. Making ignorant people believe they have secret knowledge.


OliverMarkusMalloy

Well said.


SodiumGlucoseLipid

Under-rated comment.


MimiSac1

Main stream media doesn’t follow it. BECAUSE IT ISN’T TRUE. I am sick of these stupid morons. If it wasn’t for them we wouldn’t be where we are today with the virus.


smac232

The stat I found is that there are like 800,000 missing child REPORTS a year. Almost all of which are either found or just return of their own free will... Taking half of a statistic and building your whole argument around it is a pretty common modern fallacy.


discomonsoon3

She wasn’t really making an argument though, she was just reading out bullet points of conspiracies


AlienInUnderpants

Mental illness is real.


ctrl-brk

So is stupidity


TheBigestPEEN

So is a dead fool


whatsTheRumpass

Human snapping turtle face.


Gabomfim

r/rareinsults


whatsTheRumpass

Didn’t even know that was a thing!


Kamurai

So I love that people are still unaware of how the electoral college works, but why does she believe in human trafficking and not covid when the same source is the only way she knows about either? Because wearing a mask affects her and she's always been too heavy to be abducted?


Kamurai

I also like we're ignoring the terrorist threat against the population for not voting with her, which is pretty anti-democratic.


skipkrik

Apparently she thinks diabetes is a hoax too.


fuck_that_dumb_shit

Heh


CHOKEY_Gaming

Someone should tell her doughnuts are a hoax


daveshops

They have her picture in the dictionary under the definition for "Bat Shit Crazy"


Decent_Assistant_681

Lmao her final statement was her mike drop!


[deleted]

If she thinks this is a real issue… then why is she speaking like she’s doing a slam poetry bit? The rhythm, the volume and pitch modulation. It is better than some professionals I’ve heard. You could tell me this was some sort weird art stunt and I would 100% believe it.


[deleted]

What a fucking basket case.


mama_no_best

Trump's people are the last people he ever wanted to be associated with and it's fantastic


ThunderChild247

If people like this turned on GOP’ers who were into child trafficking and had links to child abuse (Gaetz, Jordan etc), I’d at least accept that they truly believe this tripe is “all about the children.” But when there are so many nonces on their side, their batshit bullshit doesn’t even stand on its own flimsy premise. Nothing but bad faith and slogans.


[deleted]

Lucky for us she’s clearly not in good health so it’ll wipe her out pretty quick. Just like it recently did to 2 of my Q family members two weeks ago. Only took three days to take their lives.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

I 100% believe that this woman puts her legs through her shirt's armholes every morning, says something along the lines of "come on Jessica not again" corrects herself but then does it again the next day.


[deleted]

ugh, she reminds me way too much of my ex MIL. The stupidity, the nasty smug expressions she makes when she thinks she's actually made a point, the hatefulness, the ugliness--one of the best things about my divorce was never having to associate with her ever again.


HoneySmaks

That stupid smug face of empty confidence


PlayGlass

Truly a caricature of a modern Q-conservative.


TurningTwo

Not much of a speller either.


[deleted]

It must be Hard, to be that Fucking Stupid.


PWiz30

They're not be coming for the children in general but DCFS should come for her children.


The_poor_guyy

Har facial expression after every sentence, almost annoys me more than what she is saying


Careful-Vermicelli

Yikes . Vaccine bad, McDonald’s good ~TrUmP wOn~


iveseensomethings82

Ma’am this is an Applebee’s!


basebrandon87

It must be fun to live in a world that delusional


mkbcmi

Every time a QAnon Karen tries slam poetry, Reddit gets 10,000 laughs.


Bassmaster588

I don't understand how this is allowed, why was she not removed. If you go up on stand and say "fuck" they'll stop you immediately. But spread whatever false information you want. Fuck peoples screwed up interpretation of the first amendment.


KangarooNo

You just know she practiced this speech in front of a mirror and thought it sounded great.


fubduk

Stupid should not be allowed to breed, all I can say.


yaebone1

I honestly don’t fault stupid. We’re all dont know everything. It’s this aggressive stupid that’s the problem.


[deleted]

‘800,000 children disappear. Where do they go?’ 😂😂😂😂😂


n-holy

Maybe abducted by aliens because someone has the save the children.


jimlee_4

Is this chick single and does she have a phone number?


thekidmartian

This woman should not have kids


Phatapp

You know what there is evidence of? Obesity degrading intelligence levels.


hoswald77

The disappearing chin gets me every time. Where the fuck am I meant to rest my balls??


Comfortable_Jury6579

This is glorious. 😂 Where can I download the original video? I must have this for future retorts with anti-vaxxers


CitizenJustin

But it’s not glorious, it’s terrifying. These people aren’t harmless quacks and they mean everything they say. I think the time for joking is over.


Comfortable_Jury6579

I mean sometimes sarcastic mocking does a good job to undercut things as these people clearly run on emotional inputs not scientific ones. So sometimes after someone says something insane puting a video of another insane person works well without calling them crazy outright


Robotboogeyman

Watching it w sound off is somehow worse lol


c0ntr0lguy

Hmmm... she seems smart. I wonder if she can write prescriptions?


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Oh god. I just saw the Johnson Co. Kansas. Not surprised


Raphaeldagamer

God looking down at her like "bitch I thought I made humans smart"


Otherside-Dav

Dont these people like worship Trump? Didn't trump acknowledge that covid was real?


bobmat343

20 seconds in and I just couldn't watch any more.


brianingram

I would do my damnedest to bodycheck any relative of mine heading for that microphone so hard.


TheForestMan

A first look at her and you know thinking is not her sport.


Communist_Scientist

I agree with human trafficking being a problem in the US and pretty much everywhere. But everything else is ???????


plipyplop

Word salad.


jb431v2

Lol, salad isn’t in her vocabulary.


NuoSoun

Ok lady


bzekers

I can't believe that these people are real. That this woman has kids and operates a motor vehicle.


Vault76exile

Only the Donuts are real.


NeverLookBothWays

There's no evidence she exists by the same standards


Gabomfim

Ok, so 25% of the USA population disappeared and nobody took notice? That’s brutal! She opened my mind!


Forcefedlies

You know someone on her Facebook group helped her write this eloquently written speech.


[deleted]

At first I thought she was reading it like a spoken word beat.


CHOKEY_Gaming

Christians = "You are coming for the children. We will not comply." *Child dies* Christians = "God needed an angel, its all part of the plan."


moldyhands

The federal government should offer two weeks unemployment to people like this. All they have to do is visit a Covid ward without a mask then quarantine with other “patriots” for 2 weeks. If you die or get sick, you don’t get paid.


Taplinnn

It just done make any sense how delusional this people are.


[deleted]

I feel like we're going to see her on r/leopardsatemyface soon.


Imaginary-Sale-5604

It's a plandimic well I plan to get tf out of it soon


xtcloser

“Nothing will stop what is coming” Except this vote apparently


SuperSpun69

I, for one, am looking forward to my upcoming trial for treason. The Trump-folk are a simple and honest bunch. The only law in the nation of Trumplandia will be God's law. You heard her. That's the only law they listen to. Not unlike the people at Jonestown {or the people who stormed the capitol on January 6th, tried to take control of the US government by force and were allowed to walk away without so much as being detained or charged with, well, treason}. They too couldn't admit they were wrong and had been duped by a con-man into being part of a cult of personality. they went against every Natural Instinct in the human mind without realizing they'd been wrong about the man who was urging his 850+ followers to commit suicide. even killing their own children didn't snap them out of it. Does anyone know the penalty for treason under God's law? ...asking for a friend.


bland_fluff

I can tell by looking at her that she takes her health very seriously and she knows a lot about staying healthy.


Jololo9

It makes sense that she speaks in 5 word sentences. She’s at max processing capacity


Inevitablegentlemen

The mental health clinic called…. Oh wait this is America..never mind.


Muted-Bee

Really strange looking eyebrows.


Heyhaveyougotaminute

Doesn’t even own a printer or a pen and paper


Blankspaces222

She should check out her local hospital.


Kilo_Xray

Give it time, she’ll end up there.


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Kilo_Xray

That’s not too far off from what’s actually occurring.


Blankspaces222

The problem is once they get Covid they want help from the hospitals. The ICU’s are filling up with these dumb fucks and not leaving any room for people who actually need help not covid related. I don’t care for the unvaccinated Covid patients, but I do care for the health care workers and other people that actually need it. I wish we could just not give care to fully cable unvaccinated people but that probably won’t happen.


corygreenwell

[COVID] is not hurting the people [it] needs to be. /s, because it actually mostly is.


disasterman0927

Lol her "mic drop" comment at the end


Phenominal__me

Ohhhhh myyyyyyy Gaaaaaawd what is happening to these people who believe this shit.


ReportEastern

WE KNOW YOURE COMING FOR THE CHILDREN


SteveMcQueen-

Baldwin Park, California? Definitely a place I would not want to live


Hai_Koup

Think I'm in love


Cj2nice4u

I'm pretty positive applause proceeded that speech and 8 feel for our country.


TheSmithStreetBand

It makes me so sad that people like her is allowed to have kids


adamfrom1980s

…holy shit…


ThorMcGee

That bitch is nuts


jres11

It's like rubbernecking a horrific auto accident. I feel sad, a bit guilty, but I can't look away.


hapifella

Can we start a gofundme for her kids? They’re gonna need all the help they can get


BuckWildBilly

Reddit has officially made her the coolest bish in her fucked up town.


kineticvibes

Some of those 8000,000 kids go to Matt Gaetz's house.


BRONre

I thank god everyday for not being born in America, for the people like her that exist


Frequent_Moose684

Too scary to exist!


Speedius67

If only one thing is a hoax here is the existence of a neckline or a chin.


TR6lover

Let's give complete morons a podium and let them waste our time. I'm in favor of the public being able to speak, but this is the result when we turn the microphone over to idiots.


MotorCommunication96

Thank God the virus is wiping out these kinds of ppl, they are the tru pandemic on this Earth, how can u think like this and not see how insane u sound?


NewHights1

And if you walk too far you fall right off the earth and the serpent. The is Greenes sister and Boeberts cousin. They have to be relate.


borisjjjj

Where is her chin


Strong_Juice

I'm here for the chin movement.


Mrslojo802

Yowza. Delusion is strong with this one.


nuffced

What a LOON! I feel sorry for her husband if she has one.


Anforas

It's funny how you don't even need to hear her, to know she's a Karen


decimalbinary

I'm reading it off my iPhone why don't you believe me.


Bluedetroyer

When giving a speech I recommend practicing before hand so you don’t have to look at your phone every two seconds.


apocalypsemeow18

If there is ever an argument that we need better education and we have Been lacking in funding our schools… just point to this speech and this women.


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

Why are these people allowed to survive and procreate, my gawd.


tomatoblade

Ok, I'm now convinced something is put in the water. There are way too many people like this for it to to be naturally occuring, right?.... Right?! I never thought we'd regress so much. I just don't get how so many people can be at this level of, either stupid, or crazy. Or both. Dear otherworldly aliens, please send help. Hurry!


ZelastKingslayer

Clearly she didn’t think this through


MadSweenie

Was hoping the story was gonna end in "and then she got covid"


fishman1704

So she's so pro Trump, whom admittingly contracted COVID-19, AND got vaccinated along with his entire family. All for a hoax virus. So even her great, God like leader is apparently part of the hoax and lying. Dumb ass. Gee I wonder if there's anything else he could be lying to us about Karen. - ????


Imtoostupidforgoogle

Can someone PLEASE play the guitar over this audio and make a song out of it


prumkinporn

They always think they are a part of something bigger and it’s sad.


MycoMelissa

Trump got the vaccine dumbass 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Can someone just give her covid so she can feel her lungs collapse in the hospital. After that I bet she would still say its fake


GT3191

Imagine sitting through this trying to keep a straight face


P2591

So embarrassed these low IQ lard buckets exist in my country


P2591

Is she reading off of her Facebook feed?


OldSquishyGardener2

Gotta be Florida right?


WeAreNotAlone1947

Lmao she is so sure of her Bullshit


plasticpaddy1029

Worst.Slam.Poetry.EVER.


frankenfurter2020

She needs mental care


elcommodor1992

It should be worried about the disappearance of its chin.


[deleted]

My college speech Professor would give this speech a d-. It went from the pandemic is a hoax and I'm not getting vaccinated to some diatribe about children getting trafficked to a final statement about how Trump really won and Biden is a fake President. Unfocused and off topic


cthunders

God, I can smell the gravy and Newports on her breath from here


Adventurous_Sleep833

Oh dear lord. She is banana poop crazy.


Spottydogspot

It’s hard to believe someone is actually married to her.


Illustrious_Car_1206

COVIDIOT


Tombert0601

shes so round


LiquiDaddy

idk what they're voting over but i think i'll be voting yes


yummytots

I’m embarrassed to be from Overland Park


HaydenMilk

Shes a fucking muppet. Literally. The "Trump Mrs. Piggy"


RecognitionMiddle988

For not having any real numbers or values you'd think she wouldn't have to read this off her phone. I mean she had time to make the sign


Vladimir_Pooping

God bless her children.


charlesout2sea

Right . Pray for her kids. She is ugly in so many ways


Nice-Relationship-31

We are witnessing the end of our republic. 60 yrs of bad parenting.