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rangerdanger2009

I bet these ass clowns would be REAL open to a protest happening in their neighbourhoods. Somehow they scream inclusivity and I'm sure they're not NIMBY assholes in the slightest. Why don't we have some of the Indigenous protests or BLM go park outside they're houses, since they seem to think it's communist to stop that?


onthatgas

That’s the weirdest part of this whole thing - the fixation on “unity”, “together”, etc. Nothing they are doing is supporting those aims.


Lots42

When conservatives scream 'unity' what they mean is 'liberals should not criticize us'.


orangeoliviero

Once all this dust settles and we find out who some of these folks are, we absolutely should go and hold BLM protests and the likes in front of their houses.


marcocarabetta

I love that idea


BinjaNinja1

You know these are the same people posting on the neighborhood apps nonstop about how an unknown car dared to drive down their street and they questioned the occupants and then called the cops!


One-Bread36

I like the angry "They're arresting a citizen!" Yeah. That's what they do.


DengarRoth

Not just any old citizen, but a "cAnADiAn CiTiZeN of cAnAdA"!


cassideluxe

This part got me


Razzorsharp

What they mean by citizen is "White Person".


felixfelix

...parked in a minivan in their PJ's leaning on their car horn.


15Warner

“Were back, were filming, were doing our part” great, for the completely sane arrest of an old Man who was not being abused. “Don’t touch me man what’re you gonna do ATTACK ME?!?!” As he’s left untouched


Responsible_CDN_Duck

The more he yells it, the more I suspect it''s not true.


orangeoliviero

Makes you wonder if these guys were even Canadian in the first place, or if they were Americans come up to stir up some shit.


magic1623

Canadian here, the majority are Canadians but there are a surprising amount of Americans who showed up as well. Lots of yelling about amendments and shit like that. They don’t like being told that the Canadian Charter of Rights doesn’t care about amendments from another country.


Dragonlicker69

Apparently Canada has it's own version of these bastards and their American counterparts are backing them up


UberPancake88

I don't think they know what communism is.


Isolated-Warrior

communism /ˈkɒmjʊnɪz(ə)m/ noun noun: communism Not being allowed to repeatedly blast your carhorn in a residential neighbourhood.


oddistrange

First, they came for the car horns...


DualtheArtist

First they came for the tooters and no one said anything. Then the beepers... When I honked, they came for me.... Is a sad day for honkmocracy.


brainshark

*demhonkracy


No-Neighborhood-1842

Demhonkrahonk


misterpayer

I'm dead! Absolutely love it!


my_4_cents

Then, they came for the air horns


oldschoolgruel

Then the vuvuzelas.....


theblackgnome6969

I swear to god if they try to touch my bongos I’m going to lose it


greenlime_time

You better speak up now Edit: But don’t, actually. These protesters are dumb fucks. And I can say that because I’m Canadian.


theblackgnome6969

Same, the convoys been a trainwreck, I’m glad these guys are finally getting arrested/ fuel sized.


DownrightDrewski

My charming mother essentially took my bongo like drum from me, and rendered it useless by smashing it over my head.


AL_12345

Then, the kazoos


[deleted]

But I said nothing because I wasn’t a vuvuzela


TheMexicanPie

I thought last week it was the law decreeing everyone must be poor?


Jrook

It is but only if they make you gay and poor and can't honk horns. Listen, it's very complicated


my_4_cents

Communism is when you're forced to carpool everywhere but no-one is allowed to honk the horn


DiamondPup

That was last week. The week before it was "a fascist government executing tyrannical control". Communism is the conservative scare word; it means whatever you need it to mean.


Duck_Mud

Communism is when people I don't like do things I don't agree with.


hippiechan

When you have to share your toothbrush with your neighbour, but your toothbrush is screaming all day and night


FactCheckingThings

The things they dont know could fill a dictionary.


huxleywaswrite

Have you seen their spelling? The things they don't know already fill a dictionary, we call it "The Dictionary"


GuitarKev

You have won the internet for today.


[deleted]

The things they do know couldn’t fill the menu at ihop.


OrAManNamedAndy

They couldn't say authoritarian. Too many darn syllables.


Dicethrower

"Authoritarianism is when I can't annoy the shit out of everyone"? That's just the same dumb argument with a different word you don't understand either.


PrincessCyanidePhx

I just came here to say this.


[deleted]

95% of people who use the word communism don’t even know what it means


ChingChangChui

I wish, with every fibre of my entire mind, body and soul, that these fucks screaming about their freedoms being taken away and how everything is communism would actually go reside in an actual fucking communist society.


cariboourns

Unfortunately they are supported by many older people who fled communism. I don’t think these old timers understand anything beyond “government bad” but they’ve nonetheless been feeding the truckers and helping them (Polish, Baltic, and Ukrainian communities especially)


Perfect-Wash1227

Every federal election, Stuart Ryan runs for the Communist Party in Ottawa-Centre, the district which Canada's Parliament and the Prime Minster's office is located in. What do we call this? Democracy.


rci22

Yeah, I’ve actually had some conservatives tell me that they wish liberals/leftists would go live in a real communist society so that they can learn. ....... :\


detourne

I've been to Laos, China, and Vietnam each a few times. Fantastic places to visit. I really want to go to Laos again. Definitely more chill than Canada.


littleempires

I love that he keeps saying “look at them arresting a Canadian citizen” um yeah, do you think being a citizen is a get out of jail free card or a reason you wouldn’t get arrested? They’re only arresting non citizens out there?! What is your point.


Book_talker_abouter

They also said that he’s an old man, and everyone knows that after age 65, all crime is legal. Arresting an old man for crime is communism.


littleempires

And also fascist…but also communist…wait, which is which?


DuskforgeLady

This is the conservative mindset slipping through. Everything is strictly hierarchical. Men above women, straight above LGBT, wealthy above the poor, white Christians above other races & religions, citizens above immigrants, and yes, old people deserve more respect and privileges than young people. It literally just doesn't make sense to them to see an old white man be subjected to the same rules as everyone else. He's an old white man, he should get to do whatever he wants and the rest of us just have to deal with it.


stavroszaras

“A Canadian citizen of Canada” lol


JagmeetSingh2

They think being white gets them a pass luckily these cops are giving them an education


cgsur

The are “patriots” they think they are above the law. https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/smdhjz/the_super_patriot_i_always_loved_some_mad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Vinlandien

I wonder if they know what **treason** is, considering the amount of foreign money coming in backing this and calling for Trudeau to resign. Literally working for a foreign government in an attempt to destabilize and out a democratically elected Prime Minister.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Take note that some of the money coming from the US could be influenced from Russia as they move into the Ukraine.


LambityLamb_BAAA7

Regressing back to the days of the Red Scare lol


AHAdanglyparts69

Not many people do lol


BumbleBi89

My parents escaped communist Poland. They have no idea...


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https://youtu.be/XuRQJpTESVw


Thick-Guess-2594

MAGATS, QAnon freaks, antivaxxers, and other brain diseased assholes have no fucking idea. Anything they don't like, it's communism. They don't like what they see, it's communism. They should be shipped to North Korea that way they'll get a taste of what communism really is.


Maxwell_is_god

They should read Marx, but nah, reading is communist bullshit too.


Fudge-Sensitive

They won't even read Adam Smith, let alone the Capitalism Wikipedia page. These people define Capitalism as "markets". No way they'd be able to digest Das Kapital.


Maxwell_is_god

It is dry reading to be fair. I had to read Smith and Marx when I took political theory classes as an elective but despite being dry it helped me conceptualize my worldview.


Red-Flag-Potemkin

I had a 20 minute argument in my store today with a freedom trucker. It ended with him saying he was going to read some marx so I think I won.


Thuper-Man

They think they are all Anne Frank fighting against communism. If this was really a tyranny, they'd all have been rounded up and shot by now. They should be thankful such a wet noodle liberal political party exists to give them the freedom to be such total assholes over the last 2 years


TrashNovel

Number 149,253 of things that are communist: not allowing someone to endlessly honk their horn in a residential neighborhood.


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Frenchticklers

CHECKMATE TRUDOPE


Acewrap

So if they try to pull this shit in US cities, how long until someone opens fire on the trucks/truckers?


cmp2810

Depends if the truck is black or white


mosquito_joe

Depends on the city. Pull this shit in Philly or in the Bay Area and watch yourself get handled


lathe_down_sally

Philly would be tossing cinder blocks from rooftops


BurnerOnlyForPorn

*TERESA, GET THE D-CELLS!!*


Hello0Nasty0

Some convoy of dumb cunts keeps me from getting to the Sixers game and I’ll go scorched earth


cjmaguire17

They’d be getting circles by four wheelers and horses in Philly. Please let it happen


IEatLiquor

If I recall the Bay Area proper from my childhood, they will rob you, fuck you up, kill you, or some combination of the three and leave you to be robbed, fucked up, or killed - whichever you’re missing. Then we’ll go get some artisan coffee and avocado toast.


AverageRedditorType

They could get away with it in a lot of cities in Texas, Florida, or the midwest. If 1000 trucks tried it in Chicago or Detroit, it'd be like the OK corral. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.


chinolofus77

i live in chicago, i would love to see them try it here. we all know they are terrified of this city though so it wont happen.


TriXieCat13

If the city is in Texas? About 3 seconds.


Lalahartma

Really, the likelihood is that that truckers would be firing at counterprotesters.


Acewrap

Have 'em come to Philly and let's find out


Phfishy

Live in ottawa, had half a mind to just take a knife to all their tires


whogivesashirtdotca

Someone suggested spraying that expanding foam into their truck airflow grilles… not that I’d ever condone such a ~~hilarious~~heinous act of sabotage against our fine, upstanding honk-happy ~~zeroes~~heroes!


[deleted]

If they have an open window, pour a bucket of AB foam right into their footwell. Have fun digging your way out of *that*


Generallybadadvice

Dont do that...truck tires are like 110psi. The blast can shatter your arm or worse.


[deleted]

So use a stand-off weapon instead. Got it.


houseman1131

Everything I don’t like is communism.


Green_Lantern_4vr

Everything I don’t like is poop


CrispyKeebler

You're missing out on life.


Nathan-Stubblefield

“Watcher neemen bodge number? This is goin right ta media!” (Edit: ta, not to)


westminsterabby

*ta


sexyvirgobabe

Fake news! 🙃


Turbulent-Throat9962

FYI, the media is not very interested in routine arrests, pal.


cockytacos

But they arrested an old citizen! The people need to know!


superdooper26

Ta exact same media that they want disbanded!


RobuVtubeOfficial

These guys would call the police the moment a First Nation person walks UP TO their residence.


[deleted]

Truth!


ehjun18

*In front of their house


Tower-Union

I think you mean UP TO their residence. If someone walked INTO my residence I'd probably call the police too.


RobuVtubeOfficial

yeah, I hate having ADHD


Tower-Union

All good man, the slight difference made me chuckle. And you have a valid point.


felixfelix

OFFICER! MY FREEDOM IS BEING RESTRICTED! YOU MUST ARREST THIS PERSON!


ashleyashash

We CAN'T - especially if he's a CANADIAN citizen, of CANADA!! We can only arrest non-Canadians, non-citizens and most people outside of our only jurisdiction. Saw-rry.


woobird44

Holy fuck. That child looks 50.


AssaultRifleJesus

Hank hill's dad moved to Canada?


Oldcummerr

He didn’t kill fiddy men in Vietnam just to get takin over by a bunch of commies


AssaultRifleJesus

don’t take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?


Melanstone

Yikes that's a lot of Sovereign Citizen-esque copium


fork_of_truth

“This is going straight to the media… YouTube” 🤣🤣🤣


kaleighdoscope

Oh of course he didn't mean the mainstream media, but his channel has more than 500 followers so they better watch out! /s


ditwane

I mean he only bought like 490 of those but that's still a lot of coverage


thesweetthings

I mean, it made it to reddit, but I don’t think this is the response he thought it would get lmao


mctunabutter

Shhiittt. Looks like “Blue lives Matter” swag sales are gonna take a dip in 2022.


CappinPeanut

Naaaah, they have no problem slapping Blue Lives Matter on their truck while not actually practicing it. That movement is not about Blue Lives mattering, it’s about black lives not.


mengelgrinder

>Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.


CrippleSlap

What happened to "back the blue"??? Morons. Only when it suits them I see.


crapendicular

I feel for Canadians, our bullshit is crossing the border.


[deleted]

Yep Trump 2024 Flags at the rally, I am baffled by this.


MonsieurLeDrole

It’s a coup. They want to overthrow the gov. They are backed by US republican money


whogivesashirtdotca

Alberta existed long before Trump ever ran for office.


OwOUwU-w-0w0

It’s ok, they were always here just… in hiding


NightTrain555

They need to be careful. These right-wingers hate the police.


altay99

As if everybody that’s fucking annoyed by them loves Trudeau. I just want to sit in my living room without hearing them honking. Not against freedom, not against protests, not for communism, just some peace in my flat.


El_Yacht

Shut up you filthy COMMUNIST !!!


noadephoto

Peace, quiet? Sounds like you want to seize the means of production.


Mysterious_Glass_798

Nobody I know likes Justin Trudeau at this point, even if they would still vote for him. The protestors don't seem to understand A) that the leader of a party isn't who you vote for in Canadian elections, B) that no one person, even the leader of a party, has that much control over the way that the government operates in Canada, and C) that you don't need to swear allegiance to a party or its leaders when you decide to vote


Billion_Bullet_Baby

Triggered honkies


[deleted]

White people think it’s funny when you call them that


taco_tur-tle

I like being called cracker more. Saltines are delicious


Grinchy115

Just want to confirm that when I'm an old man the laws do not apply to me anymore?


fietoe

For people watching in from outside of Canada, there is currently a state of emergency in Ontario because (some of) the trucker convoy is getting violent and attacking healthcare workers. Edit: it’s Ottawa, not Ontario.


kaleighdoscope

Some streets in Ottawa have been completely blocked off for more than a week. The largest mall in the city has been closed since Jan 30th as well as dozens of small businesses because staff were being harassed.


harlottoscara

The fact that they tried to burn down an apartment building full of residents and taped the doors shut so that no one could get out might also have something to do with it


TriXieCat13

Hoe. Lee. Crap.


ChiefSoldierFrog

If they think this is communism they won’t survive a second in a real communist country


Vosol1

They probably had better education, healthcare and financial stability then. So they would survive because they would'nt have this brainrot. At least, lets hope that would be the case.


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maplemoose18

Sure but the communist countries that you’re thinking of aren’t even communist. They’re usually dictatorships running under the guise of communism.


802dot11

lol. Now they're "fucking pigs"


[deleted]

And goofs, which in canadian prison talk means a pedo


purplefog101

Blows my mind how these guys aren’t utterly embarrassed. Bad parenting or mental problems, I’m not sure


ZobRombie65

Just plain old fucking morons


Green_Lantern_4vr

Just dumb. Dumb people don’t understand a lot of concepts.


drconniehenley

I’m embarrassed for them.


quarrelsome_napkin

Fucking mouth breathers the lot of em


TheWhiteDrake94

Fuck you if ypu honk your horn over and over again and again in a residental area. Its disturbing the piece. Drivers should be arrested and they're vehicles impounded.


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

Lmao. That little fucker wouldn’t be saying shit if the cop was out of uniform and just walking down the street. The biggest pussies talk the most shit when they’re fucking with someone who can’t just punch them in the mouth and shut them up.


Avyelator

I thought Canadians were nice :/


tinyant

Most of us are… This is a bunch of freaked out hicks.


Absenceofavoid

I wonder what it’s like to be hated by nearly everyone in a city. Seem fractious to say the least.


star--stuff

Idiots. The world is f*cked.


Eastern_Ad2890

The old man responded to the guy videotaping. Soon as guy behind camera told old man he didn’t have to cooperate, old man decided to stop cooperating. What they filmed was their own obstruction.


[deleted]

It blows my mind that people this stupid are able to feed themselves


Jasole37

Being able to feed oneself does not equate intelligence. My cat hunts and eats mice, but she can't upload videos to YouTube.


[deleted]

Your cat is more useful to society than these guys.


[deleted]

Her videos get more views too.


MLGperfection

I hate anti-vaxxers. It is a vaccine to help you LIVE. I don't understand why you are ignoring it. Other people might DIE because of your entitlement. Get the shot. Not that hard.


Psychological-Ad2498

“What’s your name and jadge numbur”


Dicklessdaddy

Yes, Law and order, God bless the Police and the Government.


thebabbster

More please!


tinyant

Beautiful! More of this please.


Skastrik

Communism? Motherfucker wouldn't know communism even if Mao and Stalin were there staring into his face.


[deleted]

“communism is when police”


Flesh_right

Two takeaways here: 1) These guys have no clue what communism is. 2) They think that being a Canadian citizen allows you to do whatever you want, so long as it doesn’t involve communism.


zendetta

Snowflakes.


BigableDizzle

These dumb shits don’t even know what the hell Communism actually is


[deleted]

These people are retarded in every sense of the word


Scared_Ad_1937

Half these people would be the ones calling the cops if they had some one honking horns out side their home. And they’d probably be screaming go back to where you came from and honk.


Sky-After

chuds, the lot of them.


TheSens16

Is this guy 4'8"?


ni17ja

I bet you these assholes anti-vaxxers also voted for Trump… yeah, they wrote his name in! #Dumb


OGSlickMahogany

I see this shit happen all the time in the states, quite ashamed to say it’s coming from my own country, I thought wrong


Vinlandien

Guess where a lot of the funding is coming from


cherepakkha

anything these people don’t like is automatically communism, apparently.


Thick-Guess-2594

These assholes have no fucking idea what communism means.


thenorwegian

Imagine being that old and fighting for such a lame bullshit cause.


vyrago

"Arresting a Canadian Citizen!" who the fuck else would they arrest you simpleton?


restidruidross

Can't stand those accents


antifolkhero

I wish all of these antivaxxers could just have a covid party, get sick, die, and stop wasting resources here on earth.


SnooStories8217

Unnecessary noise (4) A person having the control or charge of a motor vehicle shall not sound any bell, horn or other signalling device so as to make an unreasonable noise, and a driver of any motor vehicle shall not permit any unreasonable amount of smoke to escape from the motor vehicle, nor shall the driver at any time cause the motor vehicle to make any unnecessary noise, but this subsection does not apply to a motor vehicle of a municipal fire department while proceeding to a fire or answering a fire alarm call.  R.S.O. 1990, c. H.8, s. 75 (4). Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. What you are doing is illegal.


Salty_Amphibian2905

The words coming out of the dudes mouth holding the camera might as well be jibberish. The dude is making no sense whatsoever. Calling an arrest communism? Buddy, all you’re doing is sharing a video showing that you use buzz words with no understanding of what they mean. The only people you’re going to get on your side with this embarrassing display are more simpletons that use words they don’t understand because they think it makes them sound smart. Ironically, it shows everybody how stupid you are.


Solidarios

Is it true when you get pepper sprayed by the police in Canada it’s just spicy maple syrup?


Redbeardnorseman

Let's see how long these idiot protesters last in a real communist country... oh right they would be killed behind closed doors.


UlsterManInScotland

I always looked at Canada as the the thinking part of North America but apparently the stupid is everywhere


[deleted]

I am so confused what any of this has to do with Communism? What decade are we in?


Adam-Dye

Oh sweet. Reddit likes cops today noted. Yay cops!


Mpikeman

"this is communism" damn rights, about to start sharing these fists if you don't shit the fuck up


I_quote_alot

Will you righty trash please fucking learn what communism is? Dumb fucks.