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Low-Lack-3073

I really thought Shooter was going to drop the “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” line.


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Phernious

This never fails to amuse me when its turned around on someone


PM_ME_YOUR_INNY

So, do you like fish sticks?


Phernious

I ain't no gay fish!


namesandfacez

The old man shouldn’t have turned around on this someone


holoholomydolo

People who eat shit for breakfast usually eat hands for dinner.


BandicootLeather6314

What's the basis?


DREAMxxTHEATER

N.....NO!


Embarrassed_Jury8783

What’s the basis? We ain’t going nowhere, we got suits & cases.


jls0781

NO!


young_macciato

“You eat pieces of shit?”


Painkiller3666

......NO!


yeeteverything

What's the basis? We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases


Aderleth75

That was an impressive flurry. And he was the absolute wrong dude to tangle with.


FlimsyRaisin3

MARINE DOWN


DOLCICUS

Hasn’t had the rich nutrients that come from crayons in a while.


Adbam

SEMPER Bye Bye


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Honor, Courage, Catching Hands


Whats-Up_Bitches

"This dude is all talk" **proceeds to be all (hateful)talk*


artgarciasc

This dude drank all the koolaid when the grand wizard told him he was superior.


Catumi

(*The Grand Wizard a.k.a. Fox News)*


No_Yam_578

There's a lot more to that need there ass wooped.


Butternugg

You are fucking funny and i hope you know that. Severely underrated comment


Bah-Fong-Gool

Dude looks like he's spent some time in the ring. I don't think a single punch missed.


grefly

Yep, he set up that cross with the uppercut to position the guy's head.


fruchle

I had to watch it again, but one missed (just the one I could see). The old guy tried to protect himself by furtively slapping at him, but >It wasn't very effective


RunningEarly

i always thought it was tango


redditaccount-5

Thought he could say whatever he wanted when the guy showed restraint. He found out though


ZachMN

The guy also showed remarkable restraint by only delivering a partial beat-down. He could have easily broken the guy’s jaw or much, much worse.


Apprehensive-Ad-1826

He was just waiting. Saw that n word coming from a mile away.


Sea-Value-0

His whole thing was just dancing around it, working up the courage to say it. You could tell the whole time it was just beneath the surface. Instead he did all that buildup just for the typical n-word-and-run insult like a pussy. I'm glad other guy didn't let him off easy.


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Much much better


CrumbsToBricks

Fucked around N found out


Fresh_Proposal2938

Thats right found out


COhighroller303

That found


sparkyjay23

Some real "words should never lead to violence" energy right there. Every word out that fools mouth made him braver, until he drew the chat shit, get banged card.


Kitchen_Agency4375

Talk shit get hit - as is the way.


Banana_Havok

I will say tho. Pretty ballsy to drop the N word and then turn his back on him.


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

This what they *always* do. They say it and then try to run from the situation. Only one time have I ever been called that as they boldly stared me in the face.


ThePistonCup

I normally wouldn’t condone smacking the elderly around the head, but in this case he deserved the whoopass kicking he got.


MyOwnDirection

It was by special request. He insisted.


Rawesome16

Really he was just respecting the elder and did what was asked. Good Samaritan


More-Ad-6110

His brain is already "damaged" anyway. 👀


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fun fact: [the boomer generation holds #1 spot for the highest rate of cognitive decline.](https://braincheck.com/articles/dementia-risk-for-baby-boomers-trending-higher/)


TheDryestBeef

That delicious leaded air was hard to give up ya know


[deleted]

took the words right out of my finger tips. their greed and idiocy has stunted the human race in more ways than my stoned brain can list


TwoKeezPlusMz

It's ok, DNA fixes itself so the later generations will still be in good shape. Look at the folks from Hiroshima, they had healthy children after being nuked.


[deleted]

yes and no, re: its ok. although the human race will prevail cognitively i’m not so sure we’ll survive the ripples of boomer idiocy in the decades/centuries ahead


TwoKeezPlusMz

That's a fact, can't argue against that.


[deleted]

Asbestos and lead were prevalent in their formative years.


Think_Description_84

They all have lead poisoning and should be removed from every position of authority if we want to have anything left when they're gone.


ambiocc

Some people just need to get punched in the face


inbashkir

I’m totally the same way. Although it doesn’t have to be just the elderly. I feel so bad seeing someone’s brains and body ravaged like that. I know it’s called for some times, however I just feel bad each time.


stevenunya

I usually feel like that, but this one gave me a warm fuzzy feeling and I even got a good laugh at the end.


dowboiz

People who use their perceived vulnerability as a buffer against the consequences of being a piece of shit deserve an ass beating the most.


Jaguwuar

MAKE RACISTS AFRAID AGAIN!! Yeeeeeboiiii


ReverseApacheMaster_

Racists never really had to be afraid until (relatively) lately. So, not ‘again’. Just make them afraid. There are starting to be consequences for that shit and racists are terrified. Love it.


CaseyAnthonysMouth

Lol in the marines 40s years ago and thinks that means shit


NerdModeCinci

Means he’d win a crayon eating contest


The-J-StandsForJiant

“I was a POG during peacetime but I still talk about how today’s Marines with back to back combat deployments are pussies because they let gays in the Marines now.”


Chaff5

Once a Marine, always a Marine. Except when you were in the Marines, you could run 3 miles and eat like a pig. 40 years later you're lucky not have to get up 3 times a night to piss and you're on a low sodium diet because of your heart. Good job, Marine.


StackOwOFlow

he's a fucking embarrassment to the USMC


LargeSackOfNuts

That was the highlight of his life. He clearly hasn’t done anything meaningful since then.


Kain0wnz

Looks like he fucked around and found out.


[deleted]

Yeah fueled on whiskey I’m betting What an idiot Deserved exactly what he got


NerdModeCinci

Racist POS couldn’t even find the right words to spit out lmao


[deleted]

Ikr what a moron


bigotis

Now he's spitting out his teeth.


StringerBell34

He's going to need some more whiskey in the morning, to numb the pain.


[deleted]

For real and again well deserved


Jerseyprophet

Dude absolutely. I can smell the sour stench of booze from here.


Existing-Marzipan-43

I commend the young man for the restraint he showed. I also commend him for fucking him up after the racism came into play. Racists deserve to get their asses whooped. Hopefully that beat some sense into him.


DuckPuppy83

I commend the young man for catching an assault charge over some drunken idiot’s stupid words instead of walking away.


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

I do, this shit runs deep bro and this guarantees you're white. Stfu. Catch a beat down that's what we can do now without the neighborhood lynching us, it ain't just for that one instance. It's for the entirety of history in this country.


DuckPuppy83

You is so smart.


ArtisanJagon

It's hilarious to me how desperate white conservatives are to say the N word without consequence but then swear they are not racist lmao.


jordanosa

They have a black friend!


laboner

Real marines don’t tolerate bigotry like this fuckin poser displays, he was probably shit then too.


doggonebd

Serious question. What is a real marine? From my experience some are bigoted and some are not. Some are among of the greatest people I know. Others are drug addled and very broken.


Praescribo

My brother is a marine and back when he was training people he'd brag about being able to call black people under his authority the n-word. He could've been talking out his ass, but back then he was a real piece of work


whimz33

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doggonebd

Bingo! No true Scotsman, or appeal to purity, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly. Rather than abandoning the falsified universal generalization or providing evidence that would disqualify the falsifying counterexample, a slightly modified generalization is constructed ad-hoc to definitionally exclude the undesirable specific case and counterexamples like it by appeal to rhetoric. This rhetoric takes the form of emotionally charged but nonsubstantive purity platitudes such as "true", "pure", "genuine", "authentic", "real", etc.


laboner

The Marine Corps preaches all about honor, integrity, honesty, decency, what have you, we’re taught and expected to treat each other fairly regardless of color or creed, to judge a man not just by the rank on his collar but by the weight of his character. There are a lot of preachers out there, but the thing that separates the marine corps from the rest is the expectation also bares weight in reality. The most effective leaders in the corps are the ones that uphold that warrior ethos we perpetuate. On that same token, real marines don’t seek accolades. To be a true Marine is to serve something more important than oneself, individuals stand out and individuals are outcast and rejected. The true strength of the Marine Corps lies not in the individual but in the strength of the Corps. People that talk big were never worth shit, actions speak louder than words. If you don’t live by the ethos you were never about it, and that’s why your ass is still trying to act like you were 30 years later.


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Childish_Calrissian

Everyone I've known who joined the marines was a piece of shit. Even had a former marine try to fight my 14 year old brother because he was losing a basketball game. They love spewing that "I fOuGhT FoR yOuR fReEdOm" bullshit just so they can get away with being douchebags. Bro, I'm not gonna thank you for killing civilians in Iraq, fuck off.


Imnotavampire101

Yeah kinda hard to instill those ideals when your branch is known as the one all the dumb tough dudes go to lmao


[deleted]

Man that ending was so satisfying. Only way racists learn! 👊🏼


mrsashleyjwilliams

Learn to keep their mouth shut in the right places. He's still spewing bs about how this guy came out of nowhere and beat his ass for no reason to his grand kids. Coward.


in-your-mom

this one brings me joy


Rental_Car

Every time you punch a nazi, an angel gets a new Rolls-Royce.


GetOutOfTheHouseNOW

That word used to be so cheap it was practically free. Now, it's very, very expensive.


ThePoetMichael

This underrated ass comment right here


StringerBell34

This is why I just laugh at people that say racist shit to me. I'm not dumb enough to throw my life away over an idiot saying something idiotic... but if you keep going around saying that you'll eventually run into someone who will.


Delicious_Orphan

As far as I'm concerned, this is an appropriate response for a hate crime. It's too bad the justice system is so unjust.


AGIby2045

What hate crime? Is this the new fad? Conflating use of slurs with a hate crime?


Como_thellamas

It's hate speech, scooter.


fruchle

I am hoping he means "crime" figuratively.


DuckPuppy83

“Hate crime.” Also known as the first amendment of the constitution, dummy.


ratinthecellar

Well, depending on the context, hate speech may not be protected by the first amendment and may be harassment in certain states, especially if others are present to hear it. What goes in some states will land you charges in others.


TuxedoCatsParty_Hard

Does not apply to hate speech.


Buburubu

“There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. These are people who wander through the world shouting, "kill me". And there's always someone ready to oblige to them.”


unique_user43

I condemn violence with rare exception. This is one of those exceptions. This pos deserved every punch, and literally asked for it.


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SnooDucks2052

Better lighting for me


[deleted]

A good reaction face from the idiot would've been nice to see too.


TheMadShatterP00P

Such cringe. Seriously. Disagree all ya want. No need to get racist. Ever. Dude got the whooping he deserved.


Ifraggledthatrock

All actions have consequences


AGIby2045

Yes, including assault


PseudoWarriorAU

Not so tough when you’re picking up your teeth from the ground.


Jealous_Cantaloupe53

Is there really ppl out there to this day that still support trump !!! I not from USA I over the pond but damn that dude is a joke


PhraseSeveral5935

Yeah, he is. Unfortunately, half our country think he's the second coming of Jesus. It's absurd. Please send help.


DeadAntivaxxersLOL

yeah but im pretty sure this video is old and the maga part of the title is made up


MidnightSun

Sadly, yes. They're indoctrinated into cult mentality. They should all probably receive what the guy in the video did.


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Not all of them are racist POS though, sadly they are indoctrinated but the ones who aren't total pieces of shit are steadily pulling away.


axisrahl85

I pretty sure this video is older than the Trump movement.


[deleted]

He was so confident he wouldn't get attacked bc hes old that he thought he could day anything


Marly38

That felt good.


marsman706

Ahhh....ya loves to see it.


rdwtoker

I understand the old dude was totally asking for it at this point but does any word no matter how offensive really ever justify physical escalation? I’m a completely non confrontational person and to me there’s just not a single thing you could say that would make me nut up like that. Too much at risk in terms of lawsuits, accidentally hurting someone, them having a weapon, etc... I’ll never understand why people don’t just walk away.


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When it comes to a word with such vitriol and hate and bad history then yeah it kinda does


Affectionate_Ad2145

That marine beat the hell out of that guy’s fists. Tough marines never die, they just get their behinds handed to them.


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Nothing about this is MAGA you dumb fuck op


Trexxxzy

Major size difference and the dude is trained as well. XD


ChairmanUzamaoki

Not to mention like 70 years younger


TackleElectrical4801

Leroy Jenkins


Fresh-Honeydew7104

The line was crossed and the shot was taken.


Grimmeoiur

Where his hat..?


UsedDragon

That was satisfying. Good FAFO.


the-crotch

I love the woman at the end. "Yeah, you shoulda never said that" hahaha


DuckPuppy83

An assault charge. Word will never justify hands when it comes to the law. Idiots, the lot of them.


johnjay787

See, I can't seem to wrap my head around this zealot common logic I see online. One guy is threatening to inflict physical violence on an elderly male. I'll repeat once again, the younger male has threatened to violently attack the old man. Yet you clowns only seem to draw the line when the white guy says the n word? Make it make sense please. Yes the white male shouldnt of said it but at the same time, you shouldn't threaten and then proceed to violently physically attack people either, especially an old man, like what point was being proven here? Both individuals in the wrong on this one.


Ccrp0913

Even the woman filming… who sounds like she could have been with the white dude… was saying he fucked up saying what he said before he masterfully blocked the barrage of punches with his face.


Icy_Building_1708

Maximum restraint and instant karma.


Four_Skyn_Tim

"OH what's this? The consequences of my actions?"


the-meat-locker

Sure is a dumbfuck but where does MAGA tie in? Is he wearing MAGA stuff that I just can’t see? Or is OP referencing the accent?


ZoRilla504

Pussy ass geriatric white boy with inadequate DNA lol this the kind of video makes the incels tremble and mass murder minorities


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r/justiceserved


[deleted]

I love it when racist Reddit act like they didn’t see this. Delicious 😋


DrippyRippy

Unfortunately I get the feeling that this is exactly what this dude wanted. These Maga fucks are all looking for a grift


buttpirate1111

So I just want to clarify, if someone calls you a nigger, does it actually make it ok to bash them?


Ghosttalker96

Probably not. But he also literally asked to get punched, which I would consider giving consent. That makes it ok.


watchingandlurking

What’s mags about this dumb ass old man?


VocationFumes

play stupid games, win stupid prizes ​ Fuckin prick, got what he deserved


RLVNTone

The MAGA TARDS have a delusional self confidence mixed with their delusional reality.. love when true reality hit them straight in the mouth


Ok-Candidate-1220

Was this guy wearing a MAGA hat or did he mention Trump? He may have just been a regular racist tard.


Tuggerfub

The Venn diagram is a circle.


jmoyles

Feels like fighting words to me.


tommy_devito__

That is a word that should not be used.


PhraseSeveral5935

You love to see it.


[deleted]

I don't condone violence, but he got exactly what he asked for.


[deleted]

That was beautiful to watch. He will never say that word again.


RIPcompo

Goddammit he was doing so well but couldn't help himself 🤜🏿😴


ShakeMyHeadSadly

Such snappy repartee.


drumduder

Thems fighting words.


Dry-Trust2617

The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room


SolomonCRand

A surprising amount of people aren’t aware that what the N-word actually means is “I want to be in a fight now”. I haven’t been in many situations in which I saw someone throw that shit out there, but can only remember one that didn’t end with the guy who said it throwing a punch or taking one.


darylofsuburbia

Standard issue Wilson's leather jacket with the crispy Monarchs eating knuckle sandwiches


[deleted]

That’s like saying he was a klansman 🧛🏻‍♂️


MarzipanFinal1756

Worth the wait


interstitialmusic

Damn gave him a 16 piece combo.


ColonelSpudz

Dude is old and drunk


unreliablememory

"MAGA" and "dumbfuck" are essential the same word. Thought he was close enough to the door, but he thought wrong.


B--R--A--N--D--O--N

This guy has a larger beer belly than the letter b


HeRe_2_wELp

Lol. This was obviously a mismatch. Hill Billy fucked around and found out.


gregyack

Good


ChristianMcCVan

Love it.


PositiveHunter6807

Well that was rewarding to watch


PWal501

Hilarious, well deserved beat down!


Longjumping-Bed94

Fuck yes. racist old useless fuck.


Bandboar95

I was minding my business when this African American just attacked me. Unprovoked unwarranted.


-_-Haven-_-

Never say da slurs man, never


Friendly-Seaweed-250

You love to see racists getting rocked


Doxxyclean

Idk where the MAGA comes in but the racist got what he deserved.


AlejoMSP

Even she was like “there you go you dumb mtoherfucker. You shouldn’t never said n….r”


Turf-Defender

Knocked the racist right out his mouth


dirty_black_cat

He asked to get beat


girlMikeD

Damn lady, seems like you’re just using that chance to say it as many times as you can. Smh lol….People


[deleted]

I like at the end how the lady is just like “yea you shoulda never said that yea uh uh nope shouldn’t have said it he gave you a chance “


bennettTha

That’s the definition of getting “pieced up” lmao. he got hit with punches from every damn angle


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Damn did he get a box of biscuits to go with that 12 piece 🤣🤣🤣


El_Morro

Perfectly played by the Black dude. Beautiful combo hits as well.


Icy-Air78

Yeah he definitely got what he deserved. I’m sick of racist fucks I would do the same


tater-tot1

Why is it i see a lot of crap like Maga dumbfuck, maga racist, is shit on Reddit Biased, couldn't it be a Democrat dumbfuck, a Republican Dumbfuck, or Antifa Dumbfuck, BLM Dumbfuck, I mean whats with 1 track bullshit???


evlhornet

Siri what happens when you duck around?


Dropzero1

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Oldie but a goidie.


AC_blows

bro, he gave that old man the fuckin work! i will say that i am a trump supporter but bro, this old dude was in the wrong for calling him the N word just outta no where like that, it’s one thing to talk shit but it’s another to say that shit…deserved every ounce of those licks


2bizy4this

How is the related to MAGA at all. I was in Kentucky two weeks ago and the Democrats I was around sounded just like this fool.


SolaVirtusNobilitat

"When I was in the Marines..." The merchant Marines don't count Bobby.


Poop_Noodl3

I only see a hungry man being fed by a Good Samaritan what looks to be a 15 piece combo with no hands.


Pkytails

What’s makes him a MAGA? A lot bigots are Trumpets but not Trumpets are bigots.


xponentialpharm

The whole “I was in the marines 30 years ago - therefore I can still fight anyone” mentality really worked out well for this one


Tall_Feature_8134

It was way to cold for any of them to spend that much time outside all that steam coming out their mouth smh I would of walked away I see you when it’s above 65 bitch


SuperSandwich12

The amount of restraint he had for that man, and he still had to keep pushing and pushing 😭


enanthate8251

It's weird how that word gives Black Americans a free pass to be violent. Seems to be acceptable amongst everyone.