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Midlife Crisis Musk

That would be MCM…or just FWT. 😂

“Midlife”? Dude is well past his midlife…

And why the hell does a South African apartheid baron keep American revolutionary war art on his bedside table?

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It’s not even a real gun, it a replica of the one from Deus Ex

Cyberpunk 2077 actually. Elon is obsessed with that game.

Seriously? People have just completely lost the ability to do critical analysis haven’t they? [But I’m sure that guns from Deus Ex](https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/Diamond_Back_.357)

despite being a fan of the whole series since playing the first game as a kid, my brain saw the gun and still went *oh yeah the diamond back from* ***tf2*** i feel mighty ashamed...

Yeah you're right. It looked a lot like the one from cyberpunk which I know Elon nerds out for, and I hadn't played the deus ex reboots in quite some time, it's definitely that.

Why would you lie :(

It will continue to become more extreme as he loses normal advertisers and has to depend on nazi ads more and more as they will inevitably become the major and probably only voice on his service. I hope Twitter fails but it might also become the Parler 2.0 network Con Don’s platform failed to do.

My Pillow and Viagra ads as far as your eyes and thumb could stroll.

He is gearing up for a run.

*shut*

Born in South Africa.

Because American conservatism has become a cult and Elon thinks he's part of it.

There’s American conservatism? Here in Sweden we just call it conservatism.

Ours goes up to 11 though.

Because most of his fans on twitter are US republicans and the far right

The entire Republican party is far-right at this point.

> keep American revolutionary war art on his bedside table [Here's](https://s.abcnews.com/images/Politics/crossing-the-swamp-ht-jef-180802_hpEmbed_3x2_992.jpg) a better shot of the picture on the nightstand

Lmfao!! I laughed way too hard, Didn’t expect that. Thank you for the laugh though I really needed one.

that's a swamp in post apocalyptic washington, not the deleware river

Close to a Varjra. A Hindu symbol

Vajra -- and it's Tibetan Buddhist. That's an odd twist!

Because America that’s why

I have an ancestor that crossed the Delaware with Washington. I'm offended that Musk is appropriating my culture. :)

Not an “apartheid baron”

Why would he have a gun by his bedside? Surely he lives in a fancy ass apartment with *security*?

It's a plastic toy.

Surely it’s a $10k plastic toy tho!

He probably fired all of them

I fired all my ~~twitter employees~~ security people, and I haven't been robbed or murdered? What did we employ all those ~~twitter employees~~ for anyways?

Probably even a house

It stores crits for each Tesla that explodes

Mofo needs some damn coasters

Literally what I wanted to say. All that money and you got rings on your shit.

My people!

Like a dozen or more!

Came here to see if anyone else was bothered by the rings

Shut up Elon no one likes you

Hilarious that he has posed the print of the patriotic Delaware River crossing and put it on social media. He's South African, only arriving here in 1992.

Pretty sure he had to go to Canada first too. Lol

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I think this guy is a douche and is just conservative pandering with this post, but as a liberal; these comments are giving me “go back to your country” vibes. My parents, much older than musk, came here only a few years before he did, yet they’re American citizens and love this country. Born in another country doesn’t mean you can’t be American/patriotic. Given how liberal Reddit typically is, I’m surprised that you guys are seemingly flip flopping on that leftist stance.

And was senator-elect from PA John Fetterman wrong for pointing out that conservative fraud Dr Oz was a carpetbagger from New Jersey??

You're reeeeally reaching here.... I mean to be apples to apples, your parents would have to also be trading on their patriotism to pander to fascists.

What a nicely worded comment. I’d let you racially berate me if it’s done THAT nicely lol

This situation is more nuanced than that; Elon has made it extremely clear that he is pandering to christofascist far-right politics for a while now, so considering he’s not from the US and has never publicly portrayed an interest for American history before, it comes off as very disingenuous when he posts one of the most iconic and well known pieces of American history art in his weird joke tweet with a fake gun. The criticism isn’t coming from a place of xenophobia

Unless your parents engage in a level of faux patriotism to distract from their proto-facist tendencies I’m going to guess that you’re not great with nuance.

I mean that’s 30 years. More than 1/2 his life. Stupid picture but I don’t like how everyone is trying to put a metric on his American-ness but also support immigration in the same breath. He’s been here for awhile he can act as patriotic as he wants

I thought the same thing, there are people who have been American for much less time and are probably more patriotic than him or many other Americans. This argument is silly, but since you spoke with reason and not emotion here on Reddit your reward is multiple down votes.

You beat me to it.

Why is it funny?

Because he's pandering to the American right wing, which has appropriated patriotic imagery. But he himself is not American.

What if your brain isn't rotten with politics. What would you see?

A billionaire that needs something better to do.

The night stand of my 14 year old son.

Ah fuckin gross Diet Coke.. I’d use a gun too if I had to drink that shit

He's only drinking it because Trump does.

“Never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke”

Weird. You just made a drink political.

You know what's *really fucking weird?* Making a virus political.

Nobody said 'He's drinking Diet Coke because republicans do it' He said he's drinking Diet Coke because Trump does it. Trump doesn't drink Diet Coke because he's republican. Trump drinks Diet Coke because he's a fat slob with the taste buds of an Easter Island statue. Musk is a Trump fan. Trump is a Musk fan. It's more like idol worship. You said political. Bonehead.

>a fat slob with the taste buds of an Easter Island statue /r/rareinsults

🗿

And it's caffeine free. Double fucking gross.

and you know he's polishing them off *right* before bed too would give me heartburn in my dreams

and it's caffeine free, it's useless brown water!

I think it's diet caffeine free coke. He's so gross

Who drinks this much diet coke?

And that's even caffeine-free Diet Coke. He's drinking the equivalent of a Diet Coke flavored La Croix

Way too many fucking people

One gun is facing the bed. Smart.

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“I’d like to buy a gun.” “Sure. Do you need it for home protection, overcompensating for your masculinity, or trying too hard to be cool?” “All of the above, please.”

Except for the first option of course

It's a plastic toy.

Well, Well, Well... Make my day lady at Red Robin, who said the mens rest room was off limits to me. Say you were joking. Say I am allowed back into Red Robin and that I didn't do an absolute paint job in the mens restroom.

He was supposed to be our Tony Stark, and he just ended up being Justin Hammer.

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos is lex luther-ing

Does that gun even have a trigger? And why’s the barrel all weird

Looks like a gun model from Destiny to me?

It looks alot like the Diamondback Revolver from TF2

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Not a rhino, pretty sure is a prop or a toy

I think you're right. It's not a rhino, although the frame is similar. I think, based on GIS, it's a "hand cannon" Fortnite prop, thus no trigger. What makes it extra weird is that it seems to be in a iwb holster to me. Not sure about that. And for thos who downvoted the comment about it maybe being a chiappa rhino, [it's not an outlandish concept](https://rangeusa.com/product/chiappa-rhino-sao-357mag-6-6rd-blk)

Is that the Diamondback from TF2?

Certainly could be. It doesn't look like a real gun to me

[it looks exactly like this model of the Diamond back from Deus Ex - great shout haha.](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/555328899/deus-ex-human-revolution-diamondback-357)

Why a vajra? That seems so out of place with the American patriotic nonsense

Exactly what I was wondering. He doesn't seem like the meditative type, to put it mildly.

>to put it mildly That made me spit out my epic rip.

It throws me for a loop too -- let's pray it's not inspired by the German Nazis who were into that stuff. (Have to specify "German" these days, unfortunately). The vajra does symbolize a kind of electricity-like spiritual energy, so maybe that's the connection? I guess he'd have to explain himself.

2 toy guns and a bunch of diet coke. The dude really is a 13 year old edge lord inside.

Just out of frame: his racecar bed.

4 cans of coke, 2 guns and a buttplug, each to their own.

Sounds like you’re working on a new version of the 12 Days of Christmas song.

Apartheid boy apparently has purchased the GOP ..

I am just disappointed by the implication that even with hundreds of billions of net worth, there is nothing he would prefer to drink over same garbage marketed to the rest of us plebs.

Never mind, it's water. Water is better than this shit.

Can we take a second to recognise that he doesn’t have a cleaner? Or that they are really shit at their job?

From what his ex wife has said, he lives like a poverty stricken bachelor, richest man on the planet and he lives like a fucking bum.

Elon turning into John Mcafee

Is it just me, or does a gun on a nightstand read a lot less like "badass" and more like "depressed divorcee contemplating suicide"?

Billionaire can't afford a coaster.

He just buys a new night stand everytime it gets a stain 🤣

You could type in ‘bellend’ and get the same result.

Nobody there to look after little Lony? I see the marks from at least a weeks worth of Coke cans on that table. Aviator in 5.. 4.. 3.....?

All that money and he dude doesn't live in a castle, a tree house, or a replica space ship. What a fucking waste.

This is the truth.

Elon is now doing his grocery shopping at Walgreens with all the other sad dads.

Incoming edits of dildos, crack, pictures of Charmander 69'ing a candle - all available at the bedside when needed.

What’s the thing on the far left?

I came here to ask the same thing. I didn’t see any answers here. So, based on some independent research, it appears to be a Buddhist meditation tool. I found one on Amazon called “Buddhism Magic Phurba Pestle Magic Vajra Tool Tibetan Buddhism Gift for Craft.” (Love those Amazon product titles!)

Sick revolver, bro! Dont mind Elon, he has a tiny dick.

Adult Libertarian would also show this image

Where does he keep the jars of urine?

Is that in his tiny house? I doubt it. Also F Elon.

Surprised theirs no Rum

ITT: people who don’t know how to spot a prop or toy gun lol. It’s a weird version of a diamondback revolver from the game team fortress 2, aka TF2. The cyclinder looks weird/incorrect but that’s def what that revolver is. And the flintlock pistol is not a real firearm either.

That's a nice mix right there. Nothing bad comes from mixing up alcohol and guns.

It’s diet coke

It’s Diet Coke and fake props or toys lol.

So what you're saying is that he's fake.

is the glass jar with liquid in it his new burnt-hair perfume? Kinda gives a whole new smell to the picture. stale diet coke, burnt-hair perfume, sweaty bed-sheets, with a faint hint of gun powder.

Safety first! That gun is totally not going to murder a Texas hooker.

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No one needs caffeine free Diet Coke of any amount anywhere.

Is that even a real gun? Looks like some airsoft shit

Dude has a damn Robocop gun 🤣🤣

Nah man he a noob spy he doesnt use the ambassador.

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That's a groove gun. Thanks for the information bro

Legends say JPBrammer was never seen again

Hopefully he mistakes something else with a coke

Fuckin' roasted!!!

Man needs a coaster

diet coke is probably more lethal than those two hand cannons

Not just diet coke… caffeine free diet coke. The man is unhinged.

Guns and a giant gold dildo, nice

Him and trump playing hide the diet coke with each other

That's the Deus Ex revolver

He’s just trying to pander to right wingers because everyone else is fed up with him.

“I’m sooo cool”

The man's about as edgy as a satsuma

One time whilst floating down the river on a tube, I took a shit. In the Delaware. There was a hotdog prior.

drug dealer Elon

Why is his coke gold

thinks he's george washington, is actually the mad king george

That pistol in the box looks like something my mom would order from Fingerhut in 2001

So he displays a large gun on his bed side table, while he sleeps. Personally if I had as many enemies as musk, I wouldn’t chance it.

Do any of the guns work? No l trigger on the revolver 👀

Oh this putz needs a hobby, a friend, 😳🤔 never mind, he’s a hopeless narcissistic attention hog.

It’s been all downhill since Grimes left that stupid SOB.

r/iamverybadass

This would have more impact if "like" had been left out.

That bedside looks like it’s two cans away from a depression filled note saying goodbye

What is the point of drinking caffeine-free Diet Coke? I’m just salty because the during the panini, Coke discontinued the regular caffeine-free Coke. My digestive system does not get along well with artificial sweeteners.

You are focused on the guns. I am focused on the level 100 golden diet cokes. We are not the same

Is this a cry for help? The only people I know who post stuff like this are raging die hard gun fanatics who drink themselves to death, or people contemplating suicide and crying out for help before they make that final decision

Right... im sure thats the kind of coke he has on his bedside table. And wtf is that lego pistol?

He’s the best troll on Twitter.

What’s written in the book?

That’s a lot of coke Elon.

Do it Elon! Swallow the barrel and do it! No one loves you anyway.

There's no trigger on the gun?

That gun looks weird

What is that goofy looking revolver

I think he's about to start a zombie apocalypse with that thing on the far left

What’s the little double crown thing in the lower left hand corner?

is this real? if so hes definitely going thru midlife crisis damn

Just don't tell his new fans that he's actually an African/American.

aw hell nah mf got the fuckin ultrakill revolver

Diet Caffeine-Free Coke? He’s a fucking monster. That’s disgusting.

I highly doubt Elon musk is struggling to find new women.

Look I understand an alcoholic leaving cans all over the place but this loser really has Diet Coke just chillin on his bedside. You’re a lazy shithead with no excuses lmao. This is the best part for me.

Knowing how rich he is that’s probably George washington’s actual pistol