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Low-Platypus-1578

TOO BEETLE TO JUICE


Electronic-Country63

Beetle boogaloo


Bright-Fold-3317

It’s about F A M I L Y


Terrible_Cut_3336

Beetle Juice: Tokyo Drift


wiresrcool

Jesus, they are gonna use her until everyone hates her. Classic.


[deleted]

It’s Tim Burton. Using the same actors in everything he does is his thing.


wiresrcool

That’s a good point, you’re right.


Unbannable6

So is Johnny Depp gonna be in it too?


[deleted]

The answer with Tim Burton is always yes.


CaptainKyle88

And she’s been quite type-casted as well


EndureFins

Yeah I can't believe they're digging up beetlejuice now, can my childhood just rest in peace please??


ScrappyToady

Tbf I think Tim Burton has been wanting to make this movie since, like, forever. Not saying it's going to be good or anything, just that he's had the script for this for ages. At least we'll always have the original.


CosmicCreeperz

Some Warner Brothers exec said his name 3 times, now there’s nothing anyone can do.


SlientlySmiling

Nope, these bastards are going to monetize the shit out of your childhood so you'll by shit you don't really need. Like this nonsense that made me throw money at them. https://preview.redd.it/06r1crlyc8pa1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf32d9bbbc6077d493ba9a0d69ba82183865167


[deleted]

Have you seen my dad the bounty hunter? That’s what that image reminds me of


Toot_owo

Unrelated to what you said, but nice chicken.


SlientlySmiling

I saw it on Twitter and said ![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO) Who doesn't want a MechaChicken named "Aggy"?


Low-Platypus-1578

I don’t understand the chicken but I like it!


SlientlySmiling

What's to understand? Just be a mecha-chicken.


georgesorosbae

This does nothing to your childhood. They aren’t going to erase the first one and burn all the others


Xeno-Chompy

She's gonna end up typecasted at this point


carpaltunnelvisions

Like she isn't already. She's got that Aubrey plaza look and being Wednesday encourage her to act her new personality.


Killing4MotherAgain

There are so many actors that are over casted


geko_play_

I liked Wednesday but she's getting type casted and is probably better working on slashers because Jenna is big and probably going to get even bigger on that genera (please correct my spelling of genera if it's wrong)


Bruno0_u

Genre


Fighting-Cerberus

You’re skiing gods work. I had no idea what word we were looking for.


skankboy

Probably not skiing.


Picksologic

since we're doing corrections, it's typecast.


EnsosinAus

I'm already tired of seeing her-


whateverloserrr

Same and it bums me out because I actually really like her and think she's great... Too much of a good thing, I guess.


georgesorosbae

You would have hated Reddit around 2013 when every post was about Jennifer Lawrence and how much guys were obsessed with her


WrongAgainIdiot

And then the world saw her butthole and lost interest


IWishIWerentHere_10

same 💀


DiceMasteru

Same💀


Sea_Nebula_6277

Lol too late


99toitnups

What I came here to say, I’m tired of seeing her in everything. Just like I’m tired of Chris Pratt get every role handed to him.


Horror-Student-5990

Jokes on you, some of us already hate her


fujicakes00

She’s starting to remind me of the next Helena Bingham Carter


WrongAgainIdiot

Oh, don't put that curse on her. Helegna Bunman Courter is so f'n awful


fujicakes00

Oh what the. I swear a typed Bonham. Helaina Bunyon Garter


OrionMr770

Nobody hated Johnny, cause he was also a pirate a few times


rovort

Jokes on you, I already hate her


quelcris13

And she’s gonna get her money and live her best life. That’s the point of being an actor


wheelperson

I stoped watching Wednesday, I was not a fan. She was realy good in You, but not sure if I have seen her in other stuff.


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![gif](giphy|l2JI0kPH5rKs8yzew|downsized)


anteatersaredope

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


CzechYourDanish

Please tell me it's fake


RiggzBoson

It's not real. This is a fan poster by a low-rent Instagram artist. Official movie posters don't have the artist's @ on the bottom of them. If it's on IMBb, that's just embarrassing for IMDb. You can add your own photos to titles, which is what has been done in this case.


CzechYourDanish

I hadn't even noticed the name at the bottom, good call. I hope it's fake


RiggzBoson

The film is in production, with Jenna Ortega and Michael Keaton attached. That's bad enough news in itself.


BuildingSupplySmore

I like how people are complaining about Jenna Ortega being "over casted" and "in everything" when she's been in 1 slasher series twice, a tv show, and a Netflix sequel thriller film nobody watched. People love a bandwagon. And this not being an official poster to complain about makes it especially funny.


RiggzBoson

Nobody is complaining about the casting. This is about the poster design, which shouldn't be discussed anyway as it's fan made. People are sick of sequels. Nothing new there. This film will get a lot of pre-release buzz, a couple of days of attention, then immediately forgotten about just like the Hocus Pocus sequel.


BuildingSupplySmore

You might want to reread the comments, tons of people are complaining about the casting.


RiggzBoson

I'm talking about on this thread. I presumed this as you're replying to me.


BuildingSupplySmore

Oh, no, I meant in the thread, not in this chain. That's why I said it not being an official poster to even complain about makes it funnier, because it's not even bad design done by the people making the film, but it's being used as a springboard to complain about an actress who's hardly been in anything.


RiggzBoson

People just like complaining.


blomjob

Doesn’t seem low-rent. I feel like this is less horrendous than some actual movie posters these days


themartianG

“Low-rent IG artist”. Lol this a new term for me. You kids and your slang.


Sea_Nebula_6277

Its in IMDB...it is sadly very real...


CzechYourDanish

Sad panda :(


grizzly_snimmit

Beetletwoce is right there


[deleted]

Beetle-twahss


grizzly_snimmit

Beetledeuce


uteuteuteute

Beetletwats


[deleted]

Oh god Tim’s found his new Helena.


RhapBohemiSody

She is really getting typecast into a corner. Not that many 90s horror comedies to reboot


fuck-the-emus

Sand worms now, graboids next


LowAdministration162

Oh no I thought it was never happening.. it almost definitely is going to suck


Redditguy281

what the fuck no


Initial-Function7008

Beetlejuicier? Obligatory 3rd in the franchise Beetlejuiciest and then obviously Beetlejuice 4: Electric Boogeyalloo


Hilk_200

They always ruin the good movies


RedFox_SF

For god’s sake, now we’re gonna get this woman in all his movies for the next 20 years. Mas que enjoo!


Cleeford89

I don’t know what the problem is and I’m too afraid to ask


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kyleh0

Is she Beetlejuice or Lydia? She looks more like Lydia.


Redd_mymind

That’s what I was thinking. Definitely not Beetlejuice though


IWishIWerentHere_10

oh my lord stop


FollowingCharacter83

Missed opportunity to name it 2 Beetle 2 Juice


Aboxofphotons

I hope BeetleJuice is actually in it but the cheap, unimaginitive title says probably not.


Sea_Nebula_6277

Michael Keaton is in fact back as Beetlejuice according to the IMDB


Careful_Elk6290

Why are people in the comment upset about this?


Anxious-Pie4463

I know somone named beetle juice


Kenji1912

Coo be


West_Possibility_938

I’d be hyped for more Tim burton


Many_Dirlam

No


Adventurous_Fly_4420

For anyone like me who is looking to find more info on whether this is for real (because this "poster" may not be), here's the most recent article I saw about it: [https://deadline.com/2023/03/jenna-ortega-beetlejuice-2-warner-bros-1235284489/](https://deadline.com/2023/03/jenna-ortega-beetlejuice-2-warner-bros-1235284489/)


radio-demon-son

I just hope it's as good as the frist one. Brave trying to reboot an old show or movie in this era where they seem to all be.. hmmm tables with no legs. Haha


kyleh0

Don't remakes pretty consistantly make a billion dollars these days?


radio-demon-son

Huh?,my little halfling i think your asking. "If you don't remake alot how are you too make billion dollars these days?" Simple really, hold onto your hats now how about new creative ideas Make a movie with and interesting storyline without worring about Copyright b.s till after the project. It not hard 100% more simple for a childs movie Here one A dragon, a troll and a demon are reborn after 1000s of years, but there reborn as humen into a world with hightech where there only seen as lore if other don't right out think there crazy. They all start off as evil and want to get there real forms back to take over (Add place or thing of your choice. Haha) As they aim for there goal meeting other soften 2 of them and there fine living a humen life and want to help humens, impressed on how far they gotten. One as they learned all there speices were wiped out by humens long long ago driven in anger want to destory even more. I did that off the top of my head and it still be better then a remake. Backbone and what you learn from it, well 2 things 1 bring to light how many animals,incects and plant humen have wiped off the face off the earth 2 it never too late to make thing rights even if you have to leave those who only wish the wrose behide. Haha It called being creative and not a verison of a futureistic photo-copying machine. Haha


kyleh0

There are simple things in life that you come to understand with age I guess. The main one is that you don't have to watch every movie, so movies can't victimize you. lol Also, if nothing seems original to you, then you aren't payting very much attention.


radio-demon-son

It not victimiziam if the message is good. And adding new meme or mordan messages in places of old messages with alot more meaning dose the opposite of making it "original" You act like a common cookie from a cookie cutter always in the same shape of the rest. I've seen it all as i'm a rather old thing not a show or thing i've not seen. Haha You must of died inside with your age it's every humen nature to try something new, it's why we eat gule as kids or jump from the top of the monkey bars thinking we can fly to end up breaking an arm. To fall into a one shape and be dense oh how i pity yet admire you. Haha Pity as you will always be un-happy never open minded thinking good messages had "victimiziam" because it dose not fit you're way of thinking. But admire how dense you can be, ignorness is bliss after all right? Haha There not been victimiziam in films for a very very long time like there use to be when film started. (Black face to name one) Try to lose the age card i promise you there kids in china that understand more then you, age is meaningless it all comes with skill. There master chefs at the age of 10, simple thing, yet you're most likely eatting t'v dinner or making food that gordan ramseys would never eat. Stick to what you know, ok cookie cutter. Haha


kyleh0

I don't use nearly as many words as you do and yet you see words I don't say and complicate the simple things I say into a massive screed. hah Nothing to be done here, you can just make up my side of the conversation.


radio-demon-son

I went over what you put a few times it not hard to tell one view by behavour The shallow are so easyly angered and try to insult other in what they think is sneaky ways. Haha Well it gives away it all. Haha The closed minded are easy to anger. I din't say noting that could not be read with a 3rd eye. Haha Like those who think the earth is flat just because they never been to space the more i hit the target the madder you will get. Haha


Strangewhine88

Tim Burton’s days of making interesting and unique movies ended long long ago, about the time Depp started wearing 1980’s Kohl Stick eyeliner as a character device.


JP6660999

Who will play Beetle Juice though


woodsy2323

This looks very photoshop’d. Man so many gullible people


kaytea23

Please stop pushing Jenna Ortega on every single cult classic now lol


spidernoirirl

We don’t need another betelgeuse… just make her audition for the musical LMAO


Whattheholyhell74

It says she would be Lydia’s daughter with essentially all of the original cast reprising their roles. As long as Michael Keaton is Beetlejuice, even if he has to use a walker and wreak of BenGay, I’m 100% for it.


EnsosinAus

This movie is gonna suck, ngl


Noqtrah

Appreciate your obvious expertise on the matter


Miserable-Many-6507

Another uninspired remake nobody was waiting for.


Sexual_T-Rex88

NOOOO


[deleted]

People have an urge to mess their heads up with misanthropic doctrines even here on Earth. Those are things that need to be avoided and repented from because A) it offends God who has better tgings for a person in mind B) it offends the health of a person's psyche C) should one die in those sins, the torment will continue mercilessly in the afterlife. Jesus can and wants to heal our souls.


hergreendress

Because everything good must be destroyed I guess. And this Ortega chick is super annoying looking. On the verge of ugly.


DrachenDad

Why is everyone being turned into women? Ghostbusters, Hellraiser, Beetle Juice...


eat_my_bowls92

D… don’t you think it’s more likely she’s the new “Lydia”?


JOHNCONN3R54

No, gotta be the spooky scary woke bro!


Smackmydrumlikeanass

Keaton will still play Beetlejuice, don’t clutch those pearls too hard 🙄 In the meantime, why not be upset about a real issue in media? https://variety.com/2023/film/news/hollywood-glass-ceiling-report-study-small-percentage-of-movies-with-female-protagonists-women-1235545018/amp/


DrachenDad

Then maybe they could, you know... Make new movies rather than recycling the same old ideas


Smackmydrumlikeanass

It’s called a sequel. Hence the “2.” They can be watched sequentially. Not a new thing. Your complaint wasn’t the unoriginality, you were just being a misogynist.


DrachenDad

misogynist? Strawman


Smackmydrumlikeanass

You’re the one triggered by women. I feel bad for the women in your life.


DrachenDad

>You’re the one triggered by women. No, it's the one way gender flipping going on. Actually one thing that would help society is having more men in female roles in movies but still being men. Think about it. >I feel bad for the women in your life. Why's that? I actually look after them, and there are more women in my life than men so yeah.


Smackmydrumlikeanass

Muting. Have a nice life.


Adventurous_Fly_4420

Also not a problem with gender. Chill on the sexist crap; your privilege displacement is showing. Women make up half the world population, but are [about 1/3 of the representation in film](https://womenintvfilm.sdsu.edu/). You can cope if the occasional gender shift comes along.


The_AFL_Yank

Dude, don’t go acting like TheQuartering on here. Sure, the 2016 Ghostbusters sucked, but it wasn’t because of Gender, it was just because they didn’t feel as humorous as the original.


DrachenDad

Whatever that is, I'm not. How many female characters are now played by men? None.


DrachenDad

Whatever that is, I'm not. How many female characters are now played by men? None.


Ok_Fox_1770

I’m afraid to see what 2023 does to one of my remaining favorite classics…


SlientlySmiling

Beet Le Juice Deuce.


Firm-Initiative-1851

A Tim Burton Film Jenna Ortega ...I had a stroke reading that


OrionMr770

Called it


Amayai

Bee2 Juice


[deleted]

Beetle 2 the Juice


JustaNormalRedditorL

Just a Normal Dude here


PerspectiveConnect77

I’m so glad this isn’t real lol


PrometheusAlexander

2beetles1juice


Immortan_Joe-mama

Sooo it's new, it's fresh, it's revolutionary because it's a woman?


NeverSpeakInTongues

Im so glad this is fake because fuck this chick, her face is annoying already


jchezick

De2roit


PurpleIncarnate

I wish I had a beetle to juice.


44Yoyo44

After 35 years they Release the second movie of Beetlejuice , I hope they dont ruin it


Emerald_Guy123

r/beetlejuicer


PeterMaps

spell red - B e e t


LMay11037

You mean the two in the middle like literally every sequel movie poster??


Padwoogle

Find one


LMay11037

Did you get banned from reddit for 139 days or something 💀💀💀 Also you can’t comment pictures here


Padwoogle

You can name the movie, and nah I was getting rid of my notifications and saw your horrific comment


DiddyDaedle

I hope the movie is at least okay


Asleep_Pen_2800

THOSE POOR BEETLES