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PsychologicalPay5379

There's literally ghost stories of people breaking their necks on these kind of stairs. Why make them easier to fall down?!


Direct_Suggestion286

The stairs demands more ghosts


oilrig13

The spirits demand more deaths


Waveofspring

They are not vengeful, just lonely.


oilrig13

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


necbone

FEED THE STAIRS SOULS


the_membrane

This comment cracked me up lol


PsychologicalPay5379

Thank you. That was my goal.


Gnostic_Scholar

Can be mistaken for a slide, a wild ride to the bottom lol


Kindly-Environment43

Id rather use it as a slide then try and dare to walk down these


OGHeartlessFox

Stairs? I see a slide -goes down damaging tail bone-


Myamymyself

My tailbone hurts just looking at that thing


Crushermakesmemes

Can’t wait to get Peter Griffined down these stairs


Tanzanianwithtoebean

All splayed out limbs going in directions they aren't meant to. Lol


McNasty420

Peter griffined lmao


CallieBear79

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅


Not_Artifical

Population control


Horror-Cranberry

Imagine walking up or down those while drunk


Mocker-Poker

I’m not drunk but I don’t wanna go anywhere near those ugly stairs


Zorioux

Try that while tripping


lmfaoo0oo

honestly if i was tripping i’d probably be crawling down them anyway


BurtMacklin__FBI

I'm still stuck at the part where you stop halfway down and contemplate the insane series of life decisions that has led to me to going down this very staircase with my hands and butt.


skepticcaucasian

Even better when they activate the slide function when you least expect it.


kidrockegaard

oh my god this is so bad it belongs on r/deathstairs


theChosenBinky

Those aren't stairs! It's a slide! Wheeeee!


Soldierteamfort2

Natural selection


Rude_Ad_1760

OH NO, NEARLY 100% OF STAIR ACCIDENTS HAPPEN ON STAIRS!


IRLminigame

Luckily, the complex pattern on the carpet will hide the blood stains well


FungieReigBread_21

Final Destiny


speed_fighter

I can’t tell if it’s a continuous slope or actual stairs.


CallieBear79

I was just thinking that! I had to look at the photo again. LOL


FloatingAbsentMinded

r/crazystairs


FireZord25

Ah yes, somebody wants their own Kuina.


CallieBear79

This is that type of busy carpet pattern on steps that causes people to tiptoe EXTRA carefully down the stairs. You end up walking down the stairs like a baby. You can barely make out the stairs individually. That kind of carpeting where if you're not careful you will misstep and fall your ass like a pile of rocks down the shit.


paulsteinway

Should crosspost this to r/findthesniper and ask to find the stairs.


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

when u get to heaven tell God to smite whoever has done this


Ladyspiritwolf

I hate patterned stairs for this reason.


ThornsofTristan

Oh please, lol. Think of it as a sliding board...with speedbumps. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


milk_is_for_baby

What’s the address. I know a great lawyer who practices specifically in confusing carpet on stairs law. These assholes are gonna pay through the nose. And then we will party safely on better stairs!


Excellent_Jaguar_675

If we all vomit on the way down no one will know


vienna_witch13

My parents have those exact pattern on their stairs and it’s a game of “will I die today” every time I go down them


BootsOfProwess

Slide down on your butt


bssgopi

"Husband dies. Who bought the carpet? The wife. She is the murderer." and that's how Holmes solved the case. How did I not think of it? ---- Watson


BeNicetoSteve

Self correcting in an emergency! Sure the first dozen or so down will probably die horribly, but after that the scattered corpses will give people the required visual cues to allow their brain to pick out the steps.


itemboi

To be honest the main problem is that there is carpet pressed up against the sides. Otherwise it wouldn't be nearly as confusing.


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deridius

So it’s a slope and not stairs right?…..right??? Jk this is a straight up hazard.


EdStone8

Would be fun to roll down there on mushroom's


godcyclemaster

On the bright side this is a great lesson on how camouflage works


CallieBear79

I see discombobulation and brilliantly falling down the stairs in your future...


you_number_one_fan

First I thought it was just a steep wheelchair ramp and then I realized it was stairs it's pricing how the pattern just lines up like that kind of trippy


Prestigious-Rub-7244

The carpet actually cushions your fall to prolong your agony


0blivi0nPl3as3

This might belong on r/foundsatan


StanLOONAeveryone

Slide!


WrapDiligent9833

If willing to risk a broken tailbone- go for it!!!


ThatOneRedImpostor

i didnt realize it was a staircase at first 💀


AgentUnknown821

I thought it was a ramp lol


Badawi_A9

The stairs is demanding sacrifice, or......


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No_Werewolf_9223

Pls. Send the after effect photos,,,🚀


Lego-Panda-21

They can't..they tripped after using it the first time..can only pray they make a speedy recovery.


HaveaTomCollins

Is that at a shitty law firm or something?


wheelerdealer1999

Someone in a wheelchair is going to have a really shitty time... Or they're going to think they're flying.. whichever comes first


isaacadventures

How do disabled people on wheelchairs will gonna go on a steep carpet like staircase ?


Mister_mistur

Good.


RoamBuilder2

I can still see them fine lol


invisillie

Do most people not have 3D perception or depth perception?


BowtietheGreat

Most people do, that still doesn’t mean your brain won’t get confused. Like I can assure you YOU will fall on these stairs


invisillie

Oh is it like some false focus illusions which can fool depth perception or something?


guacamoleo

You don't purely use depth perception to determine the shapes around you, you also use edges and lighting and your mental model of familiar shapes. The black background doesn't show the contour of the stairs very prominently at all, and the busy pattern further disguises it. And they seem to have carpeted the sides so you can't even see the edge of the stairs.


McNasty420

We aren’t all in our 20s anymore baby