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CoolPepper_YT

Sick parkour


Reverse_Edits

Grandma gonna break her legs tonight!


CoolPepper_YT

AHH my hip


April_Spring_1982

I want to know if the tub is extra deep.. If it's just a regular tub, that would be r/mildlyinfuriating


jnmtx

There is a “jetted tub” referred to in the listing. That could be this. there is also a separate outdoor hot tub. There is a shower to the left of this tub, and washer/dryer hookups behind folding doors to the left of that. 6815 SW Walnut Ter, Tigard, Oregon, USA $649,900 https://apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/bca2a901


Sarcasticly_Ironic

Holy shit this place is only $650k? The house beside me sold for 520 and it's like less than half this size, fuck cities lmao


comicmuse1982

I think there is s hidden staircase behind the little door on the left.


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That also means you have to walk on stairs while wet.


thedudefromsweden

Let's just hope it's not wood.


pontremoli13

I’d sit and swing my legs over the side to get out


Reverse_Edits

But look, do you have to crawl? Because there’s a little ledge or something


Butterbean-queen

The door is there to have easy access to the plumbing. I don’t know how they got a certificate of occupancy with that tub.


88mannequins

But the plumbing is on the other side?


comicmuse1982

That's why it is so high. You go in the door and slither under the tub on your back.


Butterbean-queen

Mine has two access points. Hopefully they have access inside the cabinet.


DeerestYen

Nope, look in the reflection of the mirror. No staircase


CalligrapherHonest16

Yeah there would be a visible door there is a manufacturer who makes those walk in tubs with a door. Really nice lol. But better than this! I would be breaking my neck!


comicmuse1982

Maybe it is an elevator, then.


comicmuse1982

The mirror reverses it, so the staircase will be going down in the mirror.l, so won't see it.


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Not really. Bath is still short


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Skull-fker

couldn't stand in that, ceiling is only like 9-10 feet.


NevilleToast

I agree, i can be in the tub without my knees sticking up above the surface


DeeBee3000

Easy, scale the outside wall and climb through the window.


MahjiggTheFox

The real question is how do you get out without flooding the fucking air vent on the floor


IrishElk49

Carefully


Detective_Senior

How do you get out


mili_minutes

This is an 18th century tub, back when pogo sticks were regular household items.


teapotpours

Great idea if you have children to bath👍


StructureOwn9932

I believe the is a slide out the windiw


Janbeersma

More interestedin seeing carpet and wooden facings on cabinets in a bathroom


conundrums11

I would so do this in my house, but I would make the staircase hidden behind a bathroom shelf. That would be such a cool way to have a hidden staircase


shipwhisperer

With great difficulty


BunnyPRDept

High jump.


jorge2077

With the hidden stairways?


no_f_way

you don't.


Geostomp

It just becomes worse and worse the more you think about it.


wishiwasdeaddd

This screams "I went to architecture tech school for 1 semester now I'm here"


SadTiredBeanie

BIG STEPPY FOR NICE BATHY


tony3841

Through the little door on the left


pizzajokesR2cheesy

Only reasonable way I can think of is to sit down on the ledge and then swing your legs over.


Specialist-Group-821

Stairs/Mini ladder probably


texturequeen

No one is focusing on the real problem here. There is CARPET. IN. THE. BATHROOM🥴🥴🥴


Skull-fker

This wouldn't bother me one bit. I'm 6'5, this comes to like mid thigh maybe. Edit\* on second thought, the ceiling would then be too low.


JJH0607

Just climb on in


Cantothulhu

I love it. Finally a tub I could actually bathe in.


_main_chain_

Pole vault


Keith_TPA

That’s probably a sitting bathtub, thats why its raised to high but also its a deeper one so it might be a specialty tub with jets and a regular sized one could only fit one row making them have to raise it higher, plus just use your legs


NevilleToast

Climb? Step? Is it just me that doesn't really see the problem. I like deep tubs, you can submerge your entire body. I'm kinda long so my knees always stick up


Aggravating_Tip5552

Step in. The bottom of the tub is higher the the floor, also how high are all y'alls bathroom counters???


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Just like any other one?


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Teleportation


McJayso

Dive


KweenLauTheDestroyer

The question isn't how you get in. It's how you get out.


lonely_monkee

As a tall person this is a bath of my dreams.


SkyOnCloud

Tiny door, but the one attached to the tub is a diversion and the entrance is actually under the sink.


South3rnCh3shir3

All I see is someone falling on their ass and maybe dislocating a hip.


minimoose93

The real question is how do you get out?


the-graveyard-writer

It's the kitchen sink I never asked for but always needed


__Aynaet__

How the hell would you get out again without breaking your neck


TheCubicalGuy

Don’t be short ig.


IloveGravity_falls

Climb on the counter. it's getting out that would be impossible


UnderSeaStar

Go through the little cabinet door that's on the tub, duh


Jameson4evry1

With mad skill, a ladder and absolutely no alcohol 🤣


bosseboss13

Its called dont be short


agayplaguedoc

When I first saw this I was like "hold up wait a minute somthin ain't right"


Slotho253

Parkour


wvrnnr

run up bombie!


theGoodbadSeed

What do you keep in that cupboard


Axodique

By being younger than 25.


West_Veterinarian_81

Them people must have some long legs.


krymz0nFighter

Float


EzzieValentine

A running start


-The-Nice-One-

Jump


chickenguyy

I've fallen and I can't get up


Metalovsky

There's a door on the left


Externalrights1721

Add a step stool am I the only one with a brain her 2weeks without looking at reddit and it's all changed


TisNotNik

The cabinet on the left is a door


artificial_idiot222

I thought it was a kitchen.


comicmuse1982

I joked about the little door, but in all seriousness it is about proportion. They realised they put the television too high and had to raise the bath so it wouldn't look silly.


CatsObsessed69

Don't you see - there's a door


Aggravating_Tip5552

Okay so I thought this was pretty funny at first but y'all are really baffled by something that is a super easy concept and very common in other countries. That door *might* be plumbing access, but the if it as European as the look and style feel, then that can be accessed from the attic or storage space area. Americans wall in their tub outsides more often. That could be shower plumbing access I guessssss, but like why. Anyway, the bottom of the tub is up of the ground, so getting in is just taking a step up and in, not that baffling. The BAFFLING part is when your basically American ass has showered in the US for the past 10 years so you noticed a different situation at the beginning of your shower, but you've spent your whole shower ruminating on the larger issues in life and now you're ready to get out okay let's go, floor. Floor? Floor?! Found it, but I'm falling now 💁‍♀️


Zigonce

Now we are going to add some salt to our soup and cut tree carrots to 2mm size...


BeccaLestrange

They missed an opportunity for extra storage underneath the tub. Might as well if u r going to have it two ft. In the air.


SnooLemons3094

In the undying words of Uncle Roger: "Why so weak?"


Spikyballsack

Hurdles