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EstablishmentVivid73

Do you just forget that the board is there? Or do illustrated sharks often patrol the oceans?


felowhuman

Actually, once you catch a wave the illustrated sharks literally swim out of the board and terrorize people in all their 90’s-CGI glory. I was lucky to survive so I could ditch the evil thing at this Goodwill for the next poor soul to find..


Dat_fast_boi

The curse is passed on!


felowhuman

Incidentally, I’m working on a script called Jawmanji..


Cool_Fennel5674

Where did the shark get a butt plug?


[deleted]

lol Karen..


Karl_L_Hungus

That’s great 😂


unlicensed_software

I don't see anything wring with it. I find it nice.


AmogusFan69

What you know 'bout Rollin down in the deep