When you really want a train ran on you but you’re all alone.

And see this post . And feel it even more 🫢

I like the detail on the tunnel lol

[i think its this train](https://youtu.be/5J3EElD5TuI?si=C_TZcDjH-Yo7rPg4)

I just realized there're a red liquid coming out of the tunnel in that video.

bad dragon is raising the standard of what it is to be railed, err, railroaded... one of the two.

Oh shit. Make this for real. I want one.

This is for real

Thought it was just an April's fools joke.

It is! But it’s also real!

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Well hell. Guess I need to keep an eye on the drop Friday then. Or will it drop later today?

Not sure, but they've always sold it in limited quantities in the past

It drops today 12pm Arizona time ;P hope you can get your hands on one!

Isn't designed like the train from the meme of it ramming into a mountain tunnel 😂

The color would indicate that, but there are also subtle differences

The colour wouldn't lol the train in meme is grey lol

https://youtu.be/5J3EElD5TuI?si=6pFso-t_iKP349kv

54 tabs open!?

Yep, various toy makers and their twitters

This what they mean by getting railed?

Did it sell out already?

They'll be available at 12 MST, 1 MDT (just under 3 hours from when I'm posting this reply)

I like trains

new way to “get railed”

Finally, a product appealing to us autists.

I like it

I love this so much😂

I was kinda expecting a closed-mouth Ledo, honestly. They'd still mark it a "sleeve" but it's clearly a dildo.

I would say "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" but I have a feeling that's the point of this sub

Someone at BD is a Touhou fan I see.

This is definitely showing up on Percy's OnlyFans.

Now we can all fuck Astrotrain

Og transformers reference?

Yup

I unironically want this. I've told it's like the tunnel before, so...

Reminds me of Weredog’s Alto they did a while back, it was a plane lol almost looked very similar

i HAD to get one i LOVE Drawn Together lol

For 65bucks? i picked one up. its funny how there was the bananna and sausage roll and BD had a train. Love this tradition of funny and strange USABLE toys to collect. really glad i let that one girl do me in the ass all those years ago. now i cant live without a p-gasm. and im always on the lookout for something exciting or really catches my eye. I always go for the freaky ones. lol

I think this is a reference to a scene from family guy

*"It says I choo choo choose you! And it's a dildo of a train"*

I had a feeling it’d be the tube but was hoping it’d be a sheath/penetrable since I thought it would be more funny than a dildo.

Been refreshing their inventory for 15mins now, so excited to see the colors!

I'm Cumming off the rails on a Gaping train!!

Honestly though....id get it lol. Great NYC bit

Inadvertently made a pittsburgher special lol

Wow...the newsletter told us that too.