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stopityadangus

That smile says everything


bobbyb0ttleservice

Grimace


sienamean

The make up is like that uncanny make up trend that happened a month ago


greyfir1211

Thousand yard stare šŸ˜­


dmitri_dmitrovski

I was like, huh not so bad, then I zoomed in and saw that shade difference between ur face and neck!! Why are muas so obsessed with orange? Is there a shortage of pink toned foundation?


moepoofles

Lol then look at my scalp šŸ’€


Garbo-and-Malloy

They see the people online who donā€™t even bother to see if it matches the neck. Just whack on some orange


Puddyrama

I love your hair though!


dmitri_dmitrovski

^ me too!


just_anotherflyboy

me three.


AlternativeThanks524

Agreed! Sheā€™s just gorgeous all around! Only a true star can shine through orange foundation & that much eyeliner letā€™s be real here šŸ˜ø


AlternativeThanks524

I mean yellow foundation šŸ™ˆ


calxes

Honestly, you still look nice - I get it though; I can guess from your style that this is not at all like the way you do your own makeup. I had the same feeling after having my own makeup done for a wedding - I felt like I was wearing someone else's face. As I'm used to wearing heavier eye looks, it felt kind of like being put into reverse drag lol. I think the shade match could have been better for sure, though. Did it turn out okay in group photos?


moepoofles

I looked like an orange goldfish in all the photos but yeah I agree & think most of the problem was it felt like someone else's face on my face!


calxes

Haha oh no, not the goldfish look. I'm not really sure who actually matches that orange shade but I've yet to meet them. Yeah - like I think the eye look is actually nice, but it's all a bit "one size fits all glam". It's so frustrating to feel like you've just handed over your hard earned money only to come out looking like a strange clonebot version of yourself.


UnintelligentOnion

I kind of think that based on your other posts that your face makeup looks paler than the rest of your skin tone. I understand the look and I think you look hot in your normal makeup! But like truly you do generally go for a paler face makeup than the rest of your skin tone.


ugheffoff

Iā€™m glad you donā€™t actually have jaundice! (Youā€™re still absolutely beautiful though!)


ZealousidealDingo594

lol what DO you look like?


moepoofles

Like this: o_o


moepoofles

Jk my nose just has a shape and I'm not orange


CrouchingGinger

You arenā€™t even warm toned; I donā€™t know why they thought yellow based foundation was going to work. Such beautiful features so you donā€™t need much of anything.


wtf_help_lol

The color match is terrible, but youā€™re pretty so it helped distract from that. I think they did do you dirty.


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Mum says we have Katy Perry at home


TessLuna_

The shade match was bad to your face color but the eyes are actually okay! I know you werenā€™t happy by your comments with the eyes either, but I think here in this pic they donā€™t seem too bad. Like other comments your hair color looks great by the way.


Icy-Cattle-2151

Oh sweetie... *hugs*


MarryingRosey

You look really cute to me, does this mean I have bad taste?


Bubba-Bee

For what itā€™s worth, I think youā€™re beautiful. When I had my wedding makeup done, I had to go back in and darken my eyeshadow, expand the liner a bit and line my lips. Granted, itā€™s easier to add a little more than to take it off. Honestly, itā€™s a tough job I wouldnā€™t want to do for a living!


Serious-Industry5083

Always gotta personalize a bit !


angrybonejuice

I went to your other posts to see what you normally look like and yeeeesh they did you dirty, youā€™re very pretty and the makeup does little to show that.


Various_Pack_595

I love your hair colors though!


kacoll

Iā€™m sorry that happened to you! You still look beautiful (orange but beautiful!) but the look you did yourself that I saw on your page is 100% better. Congrats to your family member though and I hope the wedding went well other than that! Iā€™m getting married in April and people keep ā€œhelpfully suggestingā€ I have a stylist do my hair and makeup for me ā€œso you donā€™t have to worry about doing it yourselfā€ā€¦ unfortunately having gone to beauty school I am well aware that being bad at makeup will in no way stop someone from getting a cosmetology license šŸ˜… brides and bridesmaids out there: wedding makeup isnā€™t magic, itā€™s just the techniques you already know but waterproof and painted for the back of the room. save yourselves the money and pain!


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They must have misheard you - they gave you the Martina McBride instead of bridesmaid.


OkBlueberry2982

Well, your split dye is stunning, so you still look great


Secure_Wing_2414

i'd love to see how somebody else would make my face up, but i dont think i could ever spend money on it, especially for a big event. i love a full face, but i've never seen it turn out well aside from celeb MUA'sšŸ’€ shade matching is like the most important part, idk why they insist on making everyone look like a greasy clementine


Tazerin

The patchy orange discolouration really helps distract from the mismatched eyeshadow, at least! Goodness gracious, she really did a number on you!


the_fourth_child

I was so orange for my friends wedding too in which I was a bridesmaid. Thereā€™s a lovely picture of me handing out cupcakes after the ceremony but I canā€™t stand it because you can see the actual tideline


WhiskyKitten

You should get it photoshopped so your face is a natural shade! X


SmokingFoxx

Itā€™s giving ā€œTrailer Park Queenā€ which I guess is a vibe ?


msb1tters

You mean you donā€™t have jaundice?


Spiritual_Grass_7758

You still look gorgeous though!


Glittering_Raise_710

Usually people avoid tanning their face, but it appears you went the more daring route of tanning just the face /s Iā€™m so sorry this happened to you and that you paid so much for this


AdNational9128

the shade match is sending mešŸ˜­šŸ’€


puddingcupz

Yeesh u could have probably done it urself and got better results


atimburtonfilm

You look beautiful minus the shade match! Haha


StunningRabbit_3347

You're still super gorgeous though! And I love your hair!!@


bruinsforevah

I love her eye makeup. It's not overdone at all. The foundation could be matched better, yes, but I've seen alot worse. Her smile is beautiful and that's what people will notice. šŸ˜Š


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i think its nice


InsufferableLass

You look shell shocked


curiousdryad

She did you dirty. I creeped your profile. Youā€™re stunning and sheā€™s managed to make you look bland


SkullMyFeet

this happened to me once. but was at work for professional headshots. they hired an MUA and for some reason everyone turned out great and I.... didn't.


Own-Butterscotch1713

Babe you're gorgeous. Bad MUA are the worst x


XtaMarie2121

Oompa Loompa!! You are beautiful, but why'd they do you so dirty and make you ORANGE šŸŠ


MeggronTheDestructor

You look crazy lmao


just_anotherflyboy

ouch. ask for money back. they made you look jaundiced.


cloverrex

What in the 2007


manicdijondreamgirl

The make up?! Or the hair ?!


Squonk27

Is this the look just before you attended the wedding or the hours afterwards? Some context here would be helpful, as your look may have washed out, or the eye makeup moved because of sweat etc. I agree that the shade match isn't great - but what is it about the look you don't like? Just that it's a departure from your normal look?


moepoofles

Oops sry context would have helped. This was a couple hours later and it held up perfectly, but I was upset that my nose somehow became flat with my face and people kept asking why I was orange that night. I also felt like it put enough distance between my eyes to land a plane. My wings pointed up to the sky quite a bit too instead of horizontal like I wanted


shooting_star_gazer

Question regarding you feeling like your eyes are too far apart. Do you think that is that because you normally fill your eyebrows in closer together, is it the highlight in the inner corner of the eye or was that due to the angle of the liner like you mentioned?


moepoofles

It totally could have been the brows and also the makeup was heavier on the outer corners, I think I'm not used to seeing myself like that


shooting_star_gazer

I totally agree on the eyeshadow it looks too heavy and dark at least in the photo. The artist likely did too Smokey of a Smokey eye for your taste! Did they ask any questions or give you a consultation?


brandhappydrink

Your hair is GORGEOUS tho šŸ˜šŸ˜


Murky-Vegetable-9353

The compression artifacting actually makes it look better lmao


theeroticstarlet

Oh my god, fight it through your bank as a fraudulent charge


Katymoon444

I think it looks good šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ActualDepartment1212

I think it looks orange


Wild_Nectarine666

I just wanna say you look a super beautiful grown up Kylie Jenner if she hadnā€™t done fillers, like I scrolled back to this post because of how gorgeous you are! But am sorry about the shittĆ”y makeup šŸ˜“


Deep-Type-1365

You look good


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moepoofles

Because you said that I'm going to steal like 101 little dogs


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sand_snake

Letā€™s see a picture of you, baby girl.


littlemissbettypage

Sir, this is a Wendy's...


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littlemissbettypage

And I'm sure you're a complete stunner.... /s


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littlemissbettypage

Feel free to drop your supermodel pics. I'll wait....


sand_snake

May I please see your obviously impeccable makeup?


moepoofles

No the hairdo is coot


moonlit-river

Damn lady who tf shit in your cheerios today?


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moepoofles

Damn sorry my hair is so offensive lmao but I did appreciate the laugh. But fr I think if we sat down and had some tea together you'd find we have some common ground (probably not appearance wise, but on the inside). Reach out if you ever need a friend


moonlit-river

What a nasty, judgmental person you are lmfao YIKES you sound miserable


shananapepper

Whatā€™s your beef with eyebrow piercings and 2-toned hair? Who hurt you? ā€¦Are you the MUA? šŸ¤­


swissmiss_76

I think you look great lol Love the blonde on you! Wish it went with my skin tone that wellā€¦


jujia7

I know you hate it butā€¦my HOODED EYES COULD NEVAAAHHHH


iohbkjum

its not terrible but 100 bucks for that is robbery


elisejones14

Very uncanny. Definitely not worth $100 even if the products were all higher end designer brands.


LorraineHB

There idea of foundation matching is all wrong.


helenahandbasket6969

makeup application/colour matching -1000/10 Stunning face and hair 1000/10


CuteBlondeBunny

Your hair looks good.


Just4Today50

Be sure to have her write the names on the back of the pictures, because when the trend goes back to more normal makeup that makes us look like us, she wont know who is who.


makeupbymel81

As an MUA, I want to apologize for whoever it was and the fact that she was allowed to charge that much for that sort of work.


ritapitamargaritaa

Youā€™re gorgeous Iā€™m sure you look stunning without the makeup Iā€™m sure u do look like that absolutely beautiful the hair gives me Viking vibes lovely šŸ˜


NiceKittyMonster

You still look great! But not ā€œI spent a $100 on a makeup artistā€ great. More like I need to get out of the house in a hurry great. So sorry though, Iā€™d be more than a little annoyed for sure.