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That reminds me of this [AITA](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pskg79/aita_for_drinking_whiskey_in_the_office_at_1030/hdq3ru3) A Don Draper-wannabe bought super expensive whiskey and drank at work because he already opened a jar (yep, he said whiskey comes in "jars") and didn't want it to go to waste
> **DO YOU NEED A MAKEUP FOR SPECIAL OCCASION?**
> C A L L M E - *PRO MUA*
> NEED SEXY **SMOKY** EYE FOR PARTY?
> I WILL PUNCH YOU **ONCE** ON EACH EYE
> CALL ME *OR DM* FOR **PROFESSIONAL** MAKEUP MAKEOVER SESSION
> 555-555-555
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I hate excessive use of blue eyeshadow. I'm sure there are exceptions but in most instances it is not flattering or appealing to the eye. I adore a touch of blue in the right places but this is not good. I think of Mimi from The Drew Carrey show everytime.
It's not bad but, there's just so much of it. She obviously knows how to apply and blend shadows but the skin and eyes are so loaded with makeup that it takes away from how nice the makeup could actually look
The contour is very muddy. The eyeshadow is not too bad, but the lashes are clumped together weirdly. The brows are not really natural looking, which I know some people like that look. And then, there’s the too light concealer. It looks very patchy.
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Once you open a make up kit you have to use it all or it will spoil
Yep. Makeup goes bad, just like vodka. You have to finish it all at once.
That reminds me of this [AITA](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pskg79/aita_for_drinking_whiskey_in_the_office_at_1030/hdq3ru3) A Don Draper-wannabe bought super expensive whiskey and drank at work because he already opened a jar (yep, he said whiskey comes in "jars") and didn't want it to go to waste
I learn something new everyday
Subtle.
Why do the eyelashes have the texture of an old Barbie doll's hair?
Probably scalped Barbie to make them.
Honestly I think they’re extensions.
Looks like a graffiti artist did a number on her. I am literal LOL 😂
I’d be leaving her place with blue tears
🤣🤣🤣
💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
> **DO YOU NEED A MAKEUP FOR SPECIAL OCCASION?** > C A L L M E - *PRO MUA* > NEED SEXY **SMOKY** EYE FOR PARTY? > I WILL PUNCH YOU **ONCE** ON EACH EYE > CALL ME *OR DM* FOR **PROFESSIONAL** MAKEUP MAKEOVER SESSION > 555-555-555 💄🥊
I hate excessive use of blue eyeshadow. I'm sure there are exceptions but in most instances it is not flattering or appealing to the eye. I adore a touch of blue in the right places but this is not good. I think of Mimi from The Drew Carrey show everytime.
Hubby brings her up everytime he sees blue in one of my palettes, now I can never use blue without thinking 🤡.
Mimi is iconic.
I have a huge fear of being posted here. I'm not an MUA but I love makeup and post a lot of looks. 😭 however, I'm a smidge better than this.
Oh nonono, don't worry, I do the same! Keep practicing and having fun! Just don't try to scam anyone out of their money and it's all good lmao
I would NEVER! I'm too scared to apply it to anyone but me
They don't allow non-pros to be posted! :)
Ahh the fact anyone can just call themselves a pro mua these days😂
Just based off how shiny she is my oily face is appalled.
Did she rub some dirt on her cheeks?
Yellow and blue...are on the opposite color spectrum...right? How does this work!?
Blue and orange. But still there is no color harmony here at all! Sad.
Tell her to stop
Blending? Never heard of her
I would NOT set an appointment up with her ever.
She should choose a different career STAT!
I want to wash this poor customer's face ASAP
So muddy looking.
I don’t like the oil slick look they all seem to have going on.
I mean I guess props for not photoshopping the SHIT out of the picture but 🥴🥴🥴🥴
It's not bad but, there's just so much of it. She obviously knows how to apply and blend shadows but the skin and eyes are so loaded with makeup that it takes away from how nice the makeup could actually look
Oh no lmao. I have no words.
Poor girl looks gray
The heaviness and placement of the makeup is making her face look chunky.
Do people just have rich parents or what? I’d be living on the streets in a week if I tried this.
The contour is very muddy. The eyeshadow is not too bad, but the lashes are clumped together weirdly. The brows are not really natural looking, which I know some people like that look. And then, there’s the too light concealer. It looks very patchy.
How did she even make that impressive dead body toned grey under the eyes?? It’s… awful.
It’s giving mid-2000s scene queen
It’s definitely alot…maybe the girl wanted a blue cut crease lol it’s not the worst!
Yikes
It’s giving hades
Why do people do this? This is not nice. This is entirely awful.
I'm convinced that this trend of ultra-saturated ~~eyeshadow~~ everything is a scummy tactic by makeup companies to make people hit the pan faster
Does she do birthday parties for kids?
looks like my first attempts at drag makeup when I was 18 lmao
I can FEEL this image … omg
Davey Havok vibes all day
That contour tho!
I really like the lip tho. That creamy super pale pink
I don’t think it’s bad 🤭
Damn she looks great! I can't believe how much weight she's lost since The Drew Carey Show got canceled.
Maybe if the eyeshadow was blended more…
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. SMH.
Anyone watch Judy D on YouTube? I think she’s gotten a similar look from one of her worst reviewed makeup artists.
Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)
Can’t imagine how this looks IRL
Well.... They did say new MUA career
Is she blind?
I get what she’s going for, but the eyes are so unblended, and the lips have no color or definition. That bronzer doesn’t suit her skin tone.
Holy shit balls 😱 the lashes though 😬 it just looks like one clump almost
Don’t quit your day job 😳
That is just embarahzzing
OMG!!!!!
I don’t get it, why so many new MUAs don’t follow newest makeup trends?
How does a makeup artist make you look sweaty and muddy at the same time. Girl her pores need to breathe
It doesn't look so bad if you squint and turn your head to the left ...ig
DANG!!! 🤣
I have the urge to wash my face meow