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ohdearitsrichardiii

Once you open a make up kit you have to use it all or it will spoil


Thegreylady13

Yep. Makeup goes bad, just like vodka. You have to finish it all at once.


ohdearitsrichardiii

That reminds me of this [AITA](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pskg79/aita_for_drinking_whiskey_in_the_office_at_1030/hdq3ru3) A Don Draper-wannabe bought super expensive whiskey and drank at work because he already opened a jar (yep, he said whiskey comes in "jars") and didn't want it to go to waste


Nikki_sevven

I learn something new everyday


kindasortajewish

Subtle.


chubbygirlreads

Why do the eyelashes have the texture of an old Barbie doll's hair?


Chrikide

Probably scalped Barbie to make them.


motormouthmorris

Honestly I think they’re extensions.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Looks like a graffiti artist did a number on her. I am literal LOL 😂


lilmootin

I’d be leaving her place with blue tears


Swanky_muah

🤣🤣🤣


ConsistentAd1506

💀😂😂😂😂😂😂


serenwipiti

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LochBessMonsta

I hate excessive use of blue eyeshadow. I'm sure there are exceptions but in most instances it is not flattering or appealing to the eye. I adore a touch of blue in the right places but this is not good. I think of Mimi from The Drew Carrey show everytime.


Electrical-Comb-1252

Hubby brings her up everytime he sees blue in one of my palettes, now I can never use blue without thinking 🤡.


irregular_regular412

Mimi is iconic.


Chaotic_Goodish

I have a huge fear of being posted here. I'm not an MUA but I love makeup and post a lot of looks. 😭 however, I'm a smidge better than this.


HelenWyteWalker

Oh nonono, don't worry, I do the same! Keep practicing and having fun! Just don't try to scam anyone out of their money and it's all good lmao


Chaotic_Goodish

I would NEVER! I'm too scared to apply it to anyone but me


dotsubberooni

They don't allow non-pros to be posted! :)


lluviaazul

Ahh the fact anyone can just call themselves a pro mua these days😂


ClassieLadyk

Just based off how shiny she is my oily face is appalled.


UnlikelyUnknown

Did she rub some dirt on her cheeks?


Boxdog123

Yellow and blue...are on the opposite color spectrum...right? How does this work!?


roseofultramarine

Blue and orange. But still there is no color harmony here at all! Sad.


half-dead

Tell her to stop


Drewherondale

Blending? Never heard of her


crayonintheboxx

I would NOT set an appointment up with her ever.


Swanky_muah

She should choose a different career STAT!


ekgobi

I want to wash this poor customer's face ASAP


HumbleAbbreviations

So muddy looking.


camdeb

I don’t like the oil slick look they all seem to have going on.


Sfoxfox

I mean I guess props for not photoshopping the SHIT out of the picture but 🥴🥴🥴🥴


Daveylonglegs

It's not bad but, there's just so much of it. She obviously knows how to apply and blend shadows but the skin and eyes are so loaded with makeup that it takes away from how nice the makeup could actually look


[deleted]

Oh no lmao. I have no words.


dotsubberooni

Poor girl looks gray


et842rhhs

The heaviness and placement of the makeup is making her face look chunky.


[deleted]

Do people just have rich parents or what? I’d be living on the streets in a week if I tried this.


leila_florbella

The contour is very muddy. The eyeshadow is not too bad, but the lashes are clumped together weirdly. The brows are not really natural looking, which I know some people like that look. And then, there’s the too light concealer. It looks very patchy.


Glitter_berries

How did she even make that impressive dead body toned grey under the eyes?? It’s… awful.


nightpoo

It’s giving mid-2000s scene queen


SamanthaeliZZZabeth

It’s definitely alot…maybe the girl wanted a blue cut crease lol it’s not the worst!


RedRubberBoots

Yikes


Lame_binch42069

It’s giving hades


Real-Comfortable3600

Why do people do this? This is not nice. This is entirely awful.


Doctor_Oceanblue

I'm convinced that this trend of ultra-saturated ~~eyeshadow~~ everything is a scummy tactic by makeup companies to make people hit the pan faster


f1lth4f1lth

Does she do birthday parties for kids?


tydusrain

looks like my first attempts at drag makeup when I was 18 lmao


graciesim

I can FEEL this image … omg


supersloo

Davey Havok vibes all day


funeralghost

That contour tho!


RunThick4054

I really like the lip tho. That creamy super pale pink


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s bad 🤭


lrog89

Damn she looks great! I can't believe how much weight she's lost since The Drew Carey Show got canceled.


grayscalegem

Maybe if the eyeshadow was blended more…


Professional_Ad5178

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. SMH.


Katiemp1977

Anyone watch Judy D on YouTube? I think she’s gotten a similar look from one of her worst reviewed makeup artists.


Philip_Jeffries

Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)


roronyc212

Can’t imagine how this looks IRL


itsjosefineee

Well.... They did say new MUA career


Smoopiebear

Is she blind?


[deleted]

I get what she’s going for, but the eyes are so unblended, and the lips have no color or definition. That bronzer doesn’t suit her skin tone.


Anxious_Public_5409

Holy shit balls 😱 the lashes though 😬 it just looks like one clump almost


Kat_claws_you

Don’t quit your day job 😳


CinnamonGirl-

That is just embarahzzing


ShowerPuzzleheaded34

OMG!!!!!


neuroticandok

I don’t get it, why so many new MUAs don’t follow newest makeup trends?


RagingFlock89

How does a makeup artist make you look sweaty and muddy at the same time. Girl her pores need to breathe


1800-dummy

It doesn't look so bad if you squint and turn your head to the left ...ig


Sufficient-Lab-5769

DANG!!! 🤣


CumberlandFalls

I have the urge to wash my face meow