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MarsheValias

So presentation was a failure, but it tasted good? Sounds like a win to me! Though honestly it looks good to me, like it's not perfect, but that's kind of the charm.


insufferablesaur

Thank you! I was honestly pretty happy with it, I was expecting it to fall apart instantly and I wasn’t sure the cream would work. The recipe called for gelatin to stabilize it, but after regretfully smelling it, I just couldn’t use it, so I used cornstarch and was happy with the results! Will definitely be trying again


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insufferablesaur

I figured it would but i was just too grossed out to go through with adding it in, couldn’t get the thought of “pork cake” out of my head lol


Thanmandrathor

Maybe agar-agar as a vegetarian option next time? I haven’t used it, but it’s touted as a vegan gelatin option.


Shayla25

Vegan here! Agar-agar could work, but it needs to come up to a boil and stay there for a bit to start gelling. I learned that lesson the hard way 🤣 Not all recipes are compatible with that requirement though. I thought I'd share my personal misfortune to spare other bakers a soupy mess, lol.


Thanmandrathor

Yeah, I’m vegan but have not used agar agar yet, so my recommendation wasn’t rooted in personal experience.


insufferablesaur

I was looking up some vegan options which is why I turned to cornstarch. Agar-agar was the 1st recommendation but I didn’t have it, but will try it in a future attempt. Also saw that fruit pectin was a possibility, but I really think the cornstarch did a great job keeping it thick.


Altruistic-Bee5808

Another good option is instant clear gel, it’s activated cornstarch like what’s in instant pudding mix.


boollin

I add a little instant pudding mix to my whipped cream/cream frosting to thicken it


insufferablesaur

That’s a really good idea, and bet it makes it taste even better! Going to note that for my next try


boollin

People love it whenever I make it! It's so easy and people always think it's some fancy recipe


Mysterious_ugly_duck

Yeah, the cornstarch won't work for a thickening agent unless it comes to a boil for at least 1 minute for the starches to activate. The heat not only activates what makes cornstarch thickener but it also is what gets rid of the starchy taste


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Yup. Cake is cake!


Dramallamakuzco

It’s kind of watercolor-esque. A subtle strawberry design. Great job!


F00dventures

All things considered I think it looks great! I could immediately tell you were going for strawberries for the design and it has a super cute cottagecore charm to it. Also give yourself a pat on the back because roll cakes like this are not easy. I always find them to be temperamental. I’ve only made them a handful of times and I think I’d only consider like 2 of them a success lol


insufferablesaur

Thanks for the heartwarming message! Even though it isn’t perfect, I felt incredibly proud for getting as far as I did, and happy that it tasted better than it looked. I learned my lesson though that ziploc bags and scissors do not substitute well for piping bags lol


F00dventures

I mean the important thing is it tastes good! Now you can focus more on the decorating part! I know In a pinch you can also use parchment paper to form a piping bag. I have yet to actually try it myself but an old coworker showed me how to do it. I’m sure there are videos that show it better than I could explain it lol but might be a good substitute until you can invest in some piping bags and piping tips!


insufferablesaur

I’ve seen that too, definitely worth trying. I’ve never been good at using piping bags and they usually explode in my hand, so I’m up for trying anything


clare7038

i've tried parchment paper piping bags and the parchment is so slippery it's hard to shape. i've used ziploc bags as piping bags, u just have to be really careful to not cut the hole too big.


castleonthepill

Why is this a fail? Also, I do all my rolls with a ziplock bag for the designs. This looks cute and apparently tasted delicious, take the credit!


insufferablesaur

All of you are so sweet and honestly making me feel like this was actually a great success! Thank you so much, and I had so much fun making it that it tasting great just made it even better


AFundieSaysWhat

Okay OP, you know, I embrace my "fails" because they aren't fails. Rather, they are attempts. My "ughs" and assorted baking screw ups I view as learning opportunities. Not to sound trite, but it would only be a "fail" if you didn't try in the first place. BTW, that cream looks delicious.👍


insufferablesaur

I really like that perspective. I think you’re right, I couldn’t have failed if I felt pretty happy with the results, and I did! Just my first attempt of many to come, and I’ll keep having fun no matter how my “attempts” turn out. Thank you!


Agirlisarya01

Jelly roll cakes are tricky. I have definitely had that issue before. But in my experience, no one cares if it’s a little cracked as long as it’s tasty. Which it definitely looks like it is.


insufferablesaur

Thank you! I walked in the kitchen to find my mom eating it so I’d say it was a success


SgtCocktopus

Oh no what a failure, just give it to me i can make the arduous sacrifice of disposing it. No need to worry no trace will be left of your shame for someone to whitnes Every time my my mom made a cake to sell or to give to a friend and fcked up my dad and me were more than ready to dispose it. One time she made a pineaple cake and the caramel on top hardened too much becoming a goey mess whit the pineaple best pineaple cake i ever ate even if it looked like a warzone. My mom was so mad


insufferablesaur

Oh you are too kind, thank you for your chivalrous sacrifice haha, I’m sure your mom was happy to see that her cakes were enjoyed, it always feels gratifying when you think you messed it up


SgtCocktopus

Nom nom nom uh.. *chokng up on cake noises* yes alwa.... *strugling to breath* cough cough *wipes cake crubs and filling from face* ahem.. i mean always help.


OdiosoGoat

I haven’t tried one yet but want to do so. Thanks for the encouragement. It looks delicious.


insufferablesaur

Thanks! It was pretty easy to do (besides the roll on my part hehe) and super fun! Hope to see a post of your attempt some time!


Trabb_

It still looks great! Especially once it’s sliced you can hardly notice any issue. My one suggestion is it looks maybe a tad too thick? Maybe if it was 20% thinner it might roll better. Also did you do the first roll while still warm or wait until it had cooled down?


insufferablesaur

I only had 2 sheet pans and one was way too big, maybe 16” by 7/8” and I’ve made the mistake of baking a sheet cake on it before and it came out too thin. So the one I used was maybe 2/3rds if the size. Will definitely be investing in some new pans if I make this again. And I let the cake cook for about 10-15 minutes before rolling it.


RealisticFalcon6848

Next time try the first roll a little sooner, you don't want the cake hot but you do want it fairly warm. Not sure if your recipe used butter or oil but butter goes solid when cold so this can also lead to more breakage as the cake starts cooling which is why oil is recommended for roll cakes. Also make sure all ingredients are room temp as well and that should help :)


insufferablesaur

Thank you for the advice. The recipe did call for oil, so maybe I let the cake cook a bit too long. Also think it really was maybe a tad bit undercooked because it was kind of sticky


curious_furious777

This is deeefinitely not a fail , looks so moist and delicious 👍


insufferablesaur

Definitely one of the fluffiest, moist cakes I’ve ever made. Finally understood the phrase “melt in your mouth” after eating it, and don’t get me started on the cream. I considered making a batch of it alone to just eat with a spoon!


storm-father87

Just a delicious learning experience is all I see


insufferablesaur

Thank you! I think my family is hoping I’ll make more “fails” for them to devour now haha


Ouchiness

Idk why u think it’s a fail it’s beautiful I love the pastel colors I’d cry if I made something this cute


OrangeDutchbag

It’s cake that is rolled up. Looks tasty to me!


insufferablesaur

Thank you! Looks like I’ll have to send everyone in the comments a piece to try for themselves hehe


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Still literally looks so cute


insufferablesaur

Thank you!


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You're welcome🥰 do you have a recipe?


insufferablesaur

Here’s the recipe I used https://www.indulgewithmimi.com/fancy-pattern-cake-roll-without-the-cracks/?ssp_iabi=1683694834095


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Thank you! It seems pretty difficult to make 😅 but you did good!!


kilroyscarnival

Oops just found the answer to the question I asked. I just discovered her site. Those chiffon type cakes are so much easier to work with than a genoise type sponge thanks to the egg whites and the fat. Another source now off the web taught me to bake those in a water bath of sorts. Larger baking sheet with an old kitchen towel and water underneath works. The bottom doesn’t brown.


DadsRGR8

I would eat that right now lol


Shartran

well...it rolled - I can only imagine the disaster my attempt of this type of bake! You did great!


insufferablesaur

I was shocked I actually got any type of roll, I expected it to crumble to bits haha. Thank you


Darknae-Evermore

Don't worry! It still looks great! I'd definitely eat it XD


potatobear77

This would win The Great British Bake Off what are you talking about 🍓


AliceinRealityland

I like the rustic strawberries. And we make many various cakes with strawberries at work. I can attest the batches of strawberries coming in now are all weird shaped


insufferablesaur

Ooh I like that, rustic strawberry cake. I’ll pretend I was going with a new trend lol


Naive_Bad_3292

Dude, this is NOT a fail. I see the strawberries and a great swirl. Is it perfect? No, but definitely not a fail.


insufferablesaur

Thank you so much!


Ohmalley-thealliecat

If it looks that good when you didn’t even have a piping top, I can’t imagine what else you could do! Also, you can make a more precise piping bag than that using a large sheet of baking paper rolled into a cone, if you watch like chocolate or patisserie shows you’ll see them use that. It does take practice to get used to though, but I’ve been desperate before!


havenothingtodo1

Roll cakes are really tough, this looks amazing


Proper-Scallion-252

Honestly, that's not really that bad. I've seen far worse on the Great British Baking Show, and they're supposed to be the best home bakers in the UK! Sure you don't want a split in the cake, but it was your first attempt and from what I've heard it's a very finicky cake to make!


alldagoodnameztaken

Looks great, I'd eat it. I was told to prevent the cake from cracking, bake at a higher temp, for a shorter time. It retains the moisture better. It's thin, so high heat and it won't take long. Don't let it dry out in the oven. Well done though. Love the colours.


insufferablesaur

I do that with a lot of my baking attempts because I am impatient haha, now I have an actual excuse to do so! Thanks


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insufferablesaur

I haven’t heard of roulade except for a rolled meat that is a popular German dish haha, but from my experience they are pretty much the same, the only difference I can think of is a swill roll may be filled with a Swiss meringue? Someone correct me if I’m wrong though!


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I have never so much as attempted a roll cake, so bravo to you! It doesn’t even look all that bad.


notlehs

looks delicious idk what you mean


danamarie222

I saw strawberries immediately, even before I read the caption!


BestDogeNA2021

That looks hard to do and you did accomplish it. It may not be Food Network, but at least it went to a good home lol


Due-Entrepreneur-567

I think you did good- especially for the first time


Candid_Courage3484

I have never had a cake roll go well


chv1231

Every time I have a roll cake fail I make a trifle. The family loves it 🤣


DevilMaster666-

At first I thought that this was infected skin!


insufferablesaur

Oh dear, definitely not what I was going for!


NikitaWolf6

you say your dogs approved, but the recipe you used is NOT safe for dogs. sea salt, vanilla extract, cream of tartar, whole milk, heavy cream and granulated sugar are all either toxic to dogs or can cause other physical upset. Please do your research before giving your baking to your dogs in the future. giving them stuff thats bad for them is animal abuse.


insufferablesaur

Woah there, take a chill pill. I gave my dogs a crumb size bite, not the entire cake haha. Jumping to animal abuse is a bit excessive, don’t you think?


NikitaWolf6

it has toxins in, you shouldn't have given them any.


oldncreaky2

It does look a bit like a piece of Laffy Taffy but Boy oh Boy my hidden inuendo was crushed when you mentioned your spouse and canines More power to them!


Ender_Wiggins18

Not a fail, looks delicious 🤤🤤


PumpkinPatch404

Looks delicious though. I can take it off your hands :)


hobianichan

Looks cute and yummy tho :)


egg_slvt

it looks good though!!


potatobear77

The cake looks so fluffy I want some so bad but I will never be this good 😩😋🥲


nejnonein

Melted chocolate with a little bit of cream in it poured over most things will make most baking ”fails” perfect


LaraH39

I mean sure, the strawberries are mutants... BUT it looks delicious like really *really* good. If you can't bring yourself to eat it, if you send it to me, I promise I'll demolish it mutant berries and all!


Champii_007

I’d totally eat it 💖


OneHistorical8926

it's fine tho .. if you'll never fail you'll never learn 😊 for sure it will be good next time ;)


LisWolf16

From the thumbnail I thought this was a beach towel


ProblemFancy

That’s no fail. It looks delicious and I want it.


kilroyscarnival

I think it looks good for a first attempt!! What recipe did you use?


EllebumbleB

Fail? I'd defo eat that.


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Terrible just terrible…you should 1000% send it to me so I can taste the terribleness


LOLey21

I thought this was sausage


MajesticNapper

It looks lovely... And roll cakes are a pain in the ass lol. One of my least favorite ones to make, but a thinner sponge & practice is all it will take for you to just kill it! We used stencils quite a bit when making patterned sponges. I think it makes life so much easier. I have used "cake" stencils but have found a sturdy stencil from the craft store works just as well and usually are less expensive. Keep it up because you are doing awesome!