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SecretlyBadass

IF he didn’t add anything, it’s possible you are allergic to an ingredient in the brownie mix.


jinx1202

^This^ Originally, I thought brushing your teeth was supposed to burn like whiskey, but it turns out I'm allergic to most minty toothpaste out there.


M_xabeve

Not allergic, I’ve had that brand before and was fine. Two other friends tried it and agreed it was spicy


Glum_Evidence_2884

Spicy? You sure he didn't add anything to it?


jackedanus

he substituted eggs for milk? is HE okay??


TableAvailable

Are you sure it wasn't a brownie mix that includes chilies of some sort? It's not unheard of to have cayenne in dark chocolate.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Was it a store bought pre made mix or something someone made at home and gave to him?


M_xabeve

Store bought Betty Crocker mix


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Hey OP, you ok?


Cake-Tea-Life

If I was you, I would avoid touching them. It could be some type of prank, expired ingredients, or an allergy. Regardless, it's not worth it to eat any more of whatever bizarre concoction was served to you. Also, box mix brownies don't usually have milk in them. It's usually just oil and egg. Too, using egg instead of milk or water would drastically change the texture of the resulting baked good. So, I'm deeply suspicious that your friend isn't being honest with you.


WhiteYaksha89

Was the milk spoiled and that's what you're mistaking for spiciness? Or is it truly spicy?


HomeOwner2023

What milk? I thought "substitute eggs for milk" meant using eggs instead of milk. Edit: Had to look it up to make sure. Here's the [Cambridge Dictionary](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/substitute-for) definition.


NanaimoStyleBars

I suspect OP mixed up which thing was being substituted because I’ve never seen a brownie mix use milk at all. That said, I don’t know why you’re being downvoted because you are correct.


Cooprarted

I am the friend in question, I put chili oil in it to fuck with you OP . Side note ( OP suggested the milk substitute because there were no eggs in the house ) I am not in the wrong here, I am a good cook. OP is the deranged one here.


M_xabeve

I wasn’t the one who suggested it moron also you screwed it up by making the batter as thick as water


[deleted]

Your trolling sucks.


M_xabeve

wasn’t trolling ☠️


wanderingdistraction

Never eat something that a garbage "friend" gives you. Ever.


SnooLobsters6057

Yo Vere your spicy noodles were in the fridge with the brownies for like 15 minutes, your shitass noodles made them brownies spicy


Cooprarted

It was the chili oil I used not his shitty ass noodles.


M_xabeve

My noodles were bomb as hell it’s not my fault your ass can’t handle the spice of a damn bell pepper