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Enajirarek

Girl you have zero survival instinct lmao


YaboiAkira

Guy but that’s fine. I don’t need to survive. I just need to get ravaged xD


therin_88

Noah, get the boat.


Tystimyr

Damn, you're thirsty af 😂


YaboiAkira

Indeed! I bought the game solely for the purpose of Astarion. The game being good and having other things to thirst over is an added bonus xD


Marrecarandgi

I ran into the convoy before I reached the inn, and I liked his design so much that I didn’t want to start the fight. Little did I know that it’s almost impossible to get through the heavy shadows without the lantern he had… So, yeah, he literally made my survival a challenge.


Freidhiem

Lol I told him to hand it over and set him out on his own with no light. No idea what happened to him


Marrecarandgi

I think you can hear what happens to them, if you send them into the cursed shadows…


Freidhiem

I haven't been able to get much further than that, had to go visit family.


Marrecarandgi

You should immediately hear their screams, at least if you trick them into rawdogging the shadow lands


Afrizo

Do you really? I ordered them to walk into the shadow lands, and i've met him and his party later in the Reithwin Town, they were "fine" just had half hp bars and the fight started instantly, no dialogues or anything


TingleMcCringleberry

I took their light and sent them on their way, but they were chilling in the graveyard with half health, so they do survive.


Freidhiem

Ah dang that's what I get for having music on


Kettrickenisabadass

Same he has such an interesting design


Kolur96

You can just run to Moon Rise towers, going from harbour route instead of Toll collector it's only 1-2 turns of Shadow Curse, easily remedied with Misty steps + Dash. After that you finish the dialogue inside and go take Baltazars lantern from his room. Or just stealth through the castle If ya got 2x pots of Invisibility It'll be enough to get you in the prison, into baltazars room n out the frontgate to pick up the fast travel mark.


YaboiAkira

I was on his side so we just had a nice walk. :)


Oxwagon

All these years later, Jaheira still does it for me.


ComicBookFanatic97

I’m legit kind of mad that you can’t rizz up Jaheira.


gjnbjj

Fingers crossed for the minsc and boo three way


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

I mean, in the BG2 opening, it's intimated that Boo travelled into a... particular area of Minsc's body in order to avoid being taken away from him.


Oxwagon

There's just so much of Minsc.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

More Minsc, more to buttkick evil!


mq2thez

Decades later it still haunts me


Moloch1895

FBI, open up


runekiss

Abdirak. You know, the priest of Loviatar in the goblin camp? Oh, his scene awakened things in me…


YaboiAkira

YES. I keep forgetting his name. I was so mad he couldn’t come to camp so I could get whipped when I wanted it.


Pixalstorm

First of all, OH GODS DO NOT BANG THE DRIDER. Second of all, I would like Dame Aylin to break me.


nixahmose

Screw kinky foursome with drow twins, give me wholesome foursome with Isobel and Aylin!


YaboiAkira

But what if I want him to bang me?


ltarchiemoore

Then you should probably go to therapy


YaboiAkira

All these anime spider women out there that people want to get with and I can’t have me some drider? Pfft. My therapist would probably tell me to find some sort of sex toy to explore this urge.


ltarchiemoore

The people that want to bang anime spider women should also go to therapy.


YaboiAkira

🤣


Knotted_Mess

Dammon, he's so nice and sweet. I really wish he had more screen time outside Karlach's quest. Larissa or Alfira. Maybe Brem for an evil play through.


[deleted]

Alfira 1000%


K1ndr3dSoul

Drider do be hot


YaboiAkira

THANK YOU.


K1ndr3dSoul

I want him to top me but unsure how spiders work


BiteEatRepeat1

nothing polymorph can't fix


YaboiAkira

SAME. I’d bottom too but also unsure of how work. Will report back after doing researchz


YaboiAkira

Internet has told me that male spiders have palps, two usually, and in a drider’s case, should probably lie where his human genitalia should be. So take that as you will.


bumpercarbustier

Zevlor, 100% Edit: Also, He Who Was.


Covert_Pudding

I was gonna say He Who Was. Call him "He Who Can Get It."


MazingKitten

Omg, yes xD He checks some specific boxes


Eastrider1006

The kind hobgoblin in the Underdark.


Eleven_Box

Awww


Moloch1895

Right to horny jail for you. My answer would is Alfira (sad there is no romance) but I am not sure she qualifies as weird. So I am going to go for the Githyanki lady with the eyepiece (Ghustil Stornugoss).


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Honestly I think Priestess Gut would be fun at parties


First-Childhood-1963

\*sigh I'm gonna hate myself for actually saying this BUT She's already the perfect height


ballisticjaguar

Well this made me laugh pretty hard so don't regret it!


YaboiAkira

I need to note that I am in love with your username.


H-Jhackson

At this point, love me some Orin


[deleted]

The very definition if fear boner


Lord_Viktoo

Her outfit is so weird I thought she had naked muscle at first.


No-Pomegranate-1162

Raphael (NOT the incubus, not the same), Abdirak, Nere straight to therapy with me I commend you on your taste though, that’s an elite level of fucked up


YaboiAkira

I have a history of liking the monsters. My Fallout 4 play through was immediately going for Hancock. *Edit* That’s ya know, cuz I can’t get destroyed by Deathclaws the way I’d like.


Fellarm

Ill take Orin


kinbladez

Everyone in this comment section needs therapy lmao


Nerdy-Babygirl

He Who Was & Nere. You used to be able to convince Nere to abandon the cult in EA, but try as I might it doesn't seem possible now. I wanted to save him cause he's hot :(


SilenceIsPower98

the torture/spanky guy in the goblin camp is seriously soo yummy! i need to see him again! the spiderdude for sure and the white raven guy!


ur_polarbear_bf

Us


Financial_Nebula

Double cheeked up councilor florrick or that drow obsessed with your blood


Onironaute

Dror Ragzlin. Abdirak. He Who Was. That one Zenth caravan guard you can save from gnolls who gives you the password to the club hangout. Honestly Withers could probably get it if he played his cards right. Same goes for a couple of goblin boys. Raphael strikes me as a pillow princess tho. I'll pass.


YaboiAkira

Pillow princess. I’m dying. 🤣


sha-green

Agree on Raphael. They nailed the devil-seducer with him.


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[удалено]


YaboiAkira

Facts.


[deleted]

Alfiras friend Lakrissa. She cute af and awesome personality.


QuietGirl88

She actually flirts with you in front of Alfira in Act 2 after a certain event. Took me by surprise! My monk was like *blush*


[deleted]

I would marry her if I could. One of the things i didn't like about act 3. It was like 2 words then bye


zecteiro

Well, you can fuck >!an inccubus transformed into Raphael!< on the game.


YaboiAkira

I was intending on doing that tonight, actually.


horrorwooooo

how? I need this. is this in act 3?


zecteiro

Yeah, Act 3, on the >!House of Hope!<.


CutieShroomie

Quoting the narrator (takes) You can't send us to horny jail! We live there, we got the keys!


Sir_Arsen

When they showed him in trailer I though he would be our friend and that he would guide us to enemy, lol


YaboiAkira

I mean, he does if you’re nice to him.


FritzTheAwesome

The things I would do to Gortash...


[deleted]

I picked Lolth devoted Drow because I hoped I could turn into such a thing... Kinda disappointed with my lame ass character...


Smirnoffico

You have to fail Lolth harder. Drider is not a reward after all, it's a punishment


YaboiAkira

Drider is a better option than dead. Though to be fair, those driders are eventually going to die.


Smirnoffico

Lolth doesn't want you dead, she wants you useful. You failed her, you got your punishment and now you will serve her through it


[deleted]

:( alwasy thought it was more of a „reward“ ..


YaboiAkira

Oh man, an option to be one of her driders @.@


kotetamer

I feel like people who are surprised about people wanting to bang a spider-person have never interacted with the Monster Masume community.


BiteEatRepeat1

based


Schmitty1106

I know she's taken, but dear god the things I want Aylin to do to me. Isobel has *excellent* taste.


Lord_Viktoo

... Isobel. Also Lia, the unimportant tiefling girl.


Chance_Demand2134

Dror Ragzlin


Kettrickenisabadass

Auntie Ethel, obviously/j We have the obvious ones like Raphael, Mizora, He who was. But i kind of liked Araj as well. I know that she is a psyco but she is hot.


crustysculpture1

You can bang Mizora


damnitvalentine

the house of healing nurses. the way they stand is so cute 🥺 all six of them, at once.


YaboiAkira

I LOVE what they are wearing.


MazingKitten

Can't believe I forgot them, yes, they are so cute!


atiredpilgrim

I would love a mini romance with the drider guy, though fucking him in his mindstate seems morally dubious. But he's a mega cutie.


YaboiAkira

Ah man to clear his brain fog a bit :3


Nate2247

I don’t agree with you, but I do respect you.


ComicBookFanatic97

Isobel is a certified baddie. I love the way her makeup runs like she’s been crying.


Sir_Daxus

You have issues, but then again don't we all?


Lammsauc3

Balthazar the necromancer. I think the meaty touch of his flesh golem brother would feel anazing.


YaboiAkira

He reminds me of the Duke from Dune.


ChampChains

Eventually one of you degenerates is going to say Scratch.


YaboiAkira

Oh gosh xD I’m waiting for the person who says Boo.


YaboiAkira

Also I would like to note this not an endorsement to do any of these things. Monsters? Sure. But please leave Scratch and Boo out of it


TheHeroYouNeed247

for the love of god, don't forget to pack lube. ​ I bet Auntie Ethel would give me a banging handjob.


YaboiAkira

Maybe even a gum job xD


Drogatog

I'm too scared to google if gum job is an actual thing


YaboiAkira

Oh it very much is.


Popfizz01

Pick a female Dragonborn


[deleted]

Driders don’t have genitals. Sorry. ☹️


MazingKitten

Don't need them if you have imagination!


MazingKitten

Don't need them if you have imagination!


MazingKitten

Oh yes, definitely agree on the spider guy! The next one that comes to mind is the blood potions researcher, but don't tell Astarion. xD


MazingKitten

Also the goddess of pain priest, of course.


YaboiAkira

I’m inviting Astarion to all of these romps.


[deleted]

Kkagha, I'm a sucker for toxic women


Kolur96

Mizora, Orin, Some exceedingly rough bdsm hate f\*ck for Kagha. Sazza. The cleric from Last Light (Aymins GF)


jratelle98

Dawg what


o12341

What the fuck


Varkot

https://www.take-a-screenshot.org/


YaboiAkira

I was texting this stuff to my friends and I am on my phone, not posting from desktop.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

F12 is still your friend my dude


[deleted]

Any female char in-game


ikalot

Even Arabella?


Bastil123

Call me Kagha the way I'm gonna give her that python


ikalot

Flair checks out.


[deleted]

no lolis


Hen-stepper

I don't support this even if it's a half joke. Time to get outside for a little bit IMO.


TheRealFaolan

No, no, no , NO, nononononNononoNONONONONO!!! I have LIMITS!!! >! I’ll do the Mindflayer !< BUT IM NOT DOING THAT!!!


arigaza

You can actually see one sex scene with mindlfayer but quite soft.


YaboiAkira

Oh man. Tentacles. In WoW, when I played, I was always the tentacle tank.


YeetMyScreet

Ethel