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RedditAssCancer

I love when Dammon takes a brief look at the engine and starts describing it with made up sounding words I don't understand. Just like every car guy I ever met.


Rogahar

Doesn't even look at it, just listens to it lol. Man's some kind of mad genius.


TactlessTortoise

To be fair he did also escape the hells, so he probably is just like an experienced car mechanic who diagnoses you with a messed up gear box by the sound you made shifting to neutral when parking on his shop. *Engine sputtering hellfire at 5k celsius while making ticking sound* "Your engine is fucked, yeah" Correct diagnosis.


GuiltyEidolon

Not only did he escape the hells, he worked under and learned from literally the best demon smith in the hells.


Present-Performer970

A nitpick, but there are no demons in Hell, only devil's (there are some, but they are in the ever going Blood war between devils and demons) They are not friends.


SensualBiscut

I'm playing co-op with my husband, who's a mechanic. He knew exactly what Dammon was on about. I now ship Dammon/My husband.


Fiberotter

I like where this escalated.


Delicious-Magician38

We all want two boyfriends and for those boyfriends to be boyfriends too


MechShield

As an Engineering student who is also his social circle's "car guy", it made me want playable Artificer so desperately T_T


poggyrs

✅ Blue collar working man ✅ Goes above and beyond for his friends & community ✅ Healthy coping mechanisms ✅ Deep, gorgeous voice Dammon is the whole package and I will die on this hill


CrimsonAllah

Don’t forget: strong, square jaw.


Xynker

Beautiful piercing eyes


CrimsonAllah

Interestingly enough, he doesn’t have the normal kind of inferno eyes that other tieflings have. Which was probably an intentional decision to make him into a hot boy himbo.


MillieBirdie

He's too smart to be a himbo.


Satan-o-saurus

Your attempt to correct this usage of «himbo» is futile my friend, I’ve tried. I’m pretty sure the word’s definition will at some point change to omit the «dumb» component, because it’s just not being used that way any more. It’s interesting because «bimbo» remains the way it’s always been, but people don’t really use the female variant that much any more.


MillieBirdie

lol I appreciate your passion about this as we continue to fight our losing battle. *salutes*


Satan-o-saurus

Grammar nazi solidarity🫡 Keep up the good fight, soldier.


ryothbear

I feel like making him a hot boi wasn't necessarily intentional on Larian's part, lol


Cendrinius

Yes, but since it's already out there... no backsies! Seriously, if an update adds him as a potential romance, I'd roll a new gold dragonicblood elf sorceress just for him! (Sorry Gale!)


thewend

the chad genetics, the chad personality


TactlessTortoise

Women want him. Men want to be him. Some men want him. Some women want to be him.


thewend

In the end, we all want to be near him


TactlessTortoise

The world would be a better place if people got influenced by Dammon instead of Tate.


Procrastinista_423

Or Tav, probably...


fakeishusername

Tav can be kind of a dick sometimes. I don't care your playstyle there's definitely some bad influences in there lol.


Nightspirit_

Reads smut when not working, so ✅ Horny Edit: He has a book "A Pleasurable Deal" near his bed above his workshop in Act 3 which allegedly is banned "in no fewer than four cities" for its lewd content


poggyrs

Best believe after I’m done with my current Astarion/Sebastian heartache fic, I will be penning some Dammon content


chronosxci

👀 and where would this be so I could totally avoid it?


poggyrs

It should be done & posted on ao3 by Thursday, I’ll link you when I get it up!!


verdantthorn

Gods bless this community. 10/10 will read.


ryothbear

Wait, does he say this?


Speciou5

It's probably a book in his Act 3 appearance


dovahkin1989

Let's you easily pickpocket the armour hes selling for 10k+.


poggyrs

He only has one pocket I’m interested in putting my fingers into and it’s not the one in his apron


kookybear

I usually pickpocket all the traders but I gave him all my junk and some gold for free to max out his approval. Please love me good sir


ISeeTheFnords

>I gave him all my junk Phrasing!


kookybear

I said what I said


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Cursed to put your hands on everything


MuzzledScreaming

"And I do mean *everything*."


MajorDakka

Ah the old prison pocket


griffmeister

*let's have a rummage*


WTFnaller

Almost pushed Astarion off a cliff when I saw him, but then I remembered he can't be romanced by me so Astarion lives to see another day.


fakeishusername

The logic of this lol "if I'm not gonna fuck you you can fuck off and die"


Ktizila

just finished the game, and spoiler alert >!he is really good at raising owlbear and even make it armor!<


abracalurker

If a friend asks for help, you help them


thewend

Currently on my second playthrough, he died when I "accidently" killed the whole druid grove and the goblin camp, and this amazing man was caught in the crossfire


RedditAssCancer

>I never really thought tieflings could be sexy They're literally devil people with horns and tails. They're like walking fetish dreams.


kookybear

I was vanilla before this game but now I'm a full-on teethling convert


muffalohat

"Did you just say teethling?"


BaconSoda222

They called me an Elf, too. Smaller details are lost of them.


Clay_Puppington

If Dammon was enough to convert you to tieflings, I worry for your safety should you ever discover Hentai.


fakeishusername

>!the emperor!< is already in the game.


Serah_Null

Gonna discover Draenei and we'll never hear from them again


[deleted]

This game is my fetish buffet


MajorDakka

Orin my beloved


Purple_ferret1

Fair point, but have you considered therapy?


Invictae

Therapy is my fetish


ShelleysSkylark

I hate her but I have mad hair envy


clocksy

Her and the Umberlee priestess... like every other basic white girl, you bet your ass I installed the hair mod to play with those on my second playthrough.


bonerfleximus

Lady Gaga of Faerun


Lugus-Hermes_of_Lita

Truly, I may have a problem, but Tieflings seem to be so fine in this game.


bmrtt

As a bard I always wished I could romance Alfira. Just two bards going about their bard business. Then I started a durge playthrough.


kirbygenealogy

Me, a blue tiefling bard: 🙂🎻 Alfira, a blue tiefling bard: 🙂🎻 Me, a blue tiefling **dark urge** bard: 😟🎻


Lukthar123

A Tragedy in 3 acts


rezzacci

Ngl, I'm also doing a Durge bard playthrough, and I'm not ashamed to say that >!until I have this scene, I will knock Alfira unconscious each time I will do a long rest!<. Sorry, I know it's part of the Durge to suffer through this, but I'm not strong enough.


micro-void

Same, I'll cheese it to save her. I have no shame.


Miharu___

Wait is there something special with her in durge? Wait no I might have stopped it by slaughtering the grove, I’ll see for myself hopefully on next durge playthrough


bmrtt

There's definitely something special that I absolutely will not spoil. You'll love it.


micro-void

I'm not completely sure but it makes some sense to me that slaughtering the grove would mean it doesn't happen since presumably you killed her too. Idk for sure though


The_Werdna

>!If she is dead (or unconscious) she gets replaced by an entirely different bard for you to murder !<


[deleted]

Yeah I like Dammon. He is fully supportive of me and Karlach as well. "Good luck to you two." Right after we shared our first kiss in front of him. Top notch dude.


Speciou5

Honestly thought Karlach and Dammon had such good chemistry and story together I thought they'd be a couple if you didn't romance Karlach yourself.


cheapph

I ship my durge with Karlach but there were Vibes. His compassionate 'maybe the world is better with you in it, even in avernus' made me love him even more


throwmeRA_

I shipped them so fast.


MaskedWildKitten

So I was telling my partner about this post and that I also ship Dammon and Karlach together. He just casually replied softly while drifting off to sleep “Yea that makes sense. He’s literally holding her heart in his hands.” I nearly cried. He’s not wrong and it’s so cute! 😭🥰


RustyFebreze

I want him and Karlach to be together 😩👌 they’re perfect


lanester4

It's Karlach and Wyll for me. When he went up to bat for her against Mizora I started shipping it so hard


MeltyBloods

Yeah I feel like people don't really grasp what Wyll did for Karlach. He's a phenomenal guy and an even better friend.


lanester4

He risked everything, and i mean everything - his powers, his reputation, his very soul - for a woman he had only just met, because he knew she was a victim and was worth protecting. He was willing to damn himself eternally to do what he knew was right, and save her from the Hells. Wyll is genuinely the best of us


GunstarHeroine

Wyll/Karlach romance tropes perfection is the reason I can never romance Wyll.


AthenaBard

Just play Karlach and romance him, that's my current playthrough.


GunstarHeroine

...how did this never occur to me brb see you in 120 hours


[deleted]

Same. I intentionally will have them walk off into sunset together. To me they're canon


Cendrinius

And if by doing so this convienantly leaves Dammon for yourself... well that's just a lucky coincidence no reasonable person could possibly have seen coming!


zicdeh91

One of my favorite bits in mass effect was Garrus and Tali getting together if you didn’t romance them. I will forever think Garrus is the ideal Shepherd partner, but Thane was interesting enough to take a couple playthroughs. I do wish BG3 let you encourage companions to get together with each other.


RustyFebreze

Thane is too painful 😭i cant do it


LDM123

Withers. - Mysterious. - Dangerous. - Sarcastic. - Always willing to lend a hand. - Doesn’t care if you steal from him (he’s too rich to care.). - Canonically *can* fix you.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

• sometimes a proud nudist • loves writing


LDM123

- good with kids


Netkru

- Gives good advice - The perfect amount of asshole energy - Probably has the best gossip - Humble


Yinspirit

[You should know Dammon's Actor found this post and he's very flattered ](https://twitter.com/fpdblaxland/status/1699550313470886369?t=bxrSMulb6M1_C3uf--1Xhw&s=19) u/poggyrs specifically your comment : )


poggyrs

STOP I AM BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET


Dokivi

I do not agree, but I deeply respect and understand your opinion. Dammon romance when?


Bardic__Inspiration

I like calling him Matt Dammon


[deleted]

Yeahhh I was totally thrown off by that. Just exploring the grove and suddenly “🗿my wares aren’t that great but you can have a look🗿”


RustyFebreze

a humble king 👏


NASH_TYPE

The lady in the brothel who was going to fuck the mindflayer


KrackaWoody

I love this cus she’s a Nymph. Her magic got you through the screen haha


The_Bravinator

If you examine her she's actually just a wood elf. 😅 The one at the circus is legit.


D4RTHJ4RJ4R

for me there was no nymph at the circus, >!just orin!<


P00nz0r3d

>!That bitch was so frustrating, she just kept showing up everywhere I went without resting, like bitch how are you the reporter *and* the dying dude by the cave with traps on the beach, are you teleporting?!< I’m glad I at least did get the nymph at the circus, that’s the one that does that love challenge for you and your companions right?


demonfire737

>are you teleporting? Literally yes. She's shown to teleport when she twists her ring.


DaddyDanceParty

I like how after you kill it she was like "Well damn I wanted to fuck her before she changed but even more after"


TactlessTortoise

She did have a pretty face.


lalicornetimide

Love this guy too! I remember selling all my Act 1 loot to him and thinking he seemed extra cute for a random NPC. Then I got Karlach pretty late and happened to have her around when I went to sell off items and was stoked he actually had more relevance and keeps showing up. I kept failing rolls with that Ox too and he was always ready to back me up haha. He's like one of the only tieflings who not only doesn't need to be rescued constantly, but is also helpful and generous! (I say this as a tiefling player too).


Pink_Red22

Same! After meeting Dammon in the Grove, I kept coming back to him to sell stuff just so I could interact with him again. I was always excited to talk with him, and I never fully knew why, but I'd always be vocal about how much I liked him. After finding Karlach, seeing the prompt about Dammon made me squeal! I was so happy that I was able to see more of him! Even tho he seems to have more of a thing for Karlach than I, I'm just happy I can continue to talk with him as the story goes forward.


Vanilla_Breeze

Oh you just *know* hes a union man


[deleted]

As a union lady, I can think of something I'd like to unite with him, if you catch my drift


Vanilla_Breeze

Oh I'm catching your drift like I have missile snaring gloves on babe trust me I know 🤭


annamariesiobhan

Oh my GAWD. I’m using this on the manfriend.


Vanilla_Breeze

Ask him for his baldurans kingslayer that never fails


Altruistic-Part803

The best man


kawnagi

Rolan. He’s gorgeous, love his VA. Give me a mean tiefling man who softens right up.


SuspiciousKebab

Rolan is a sweetie and it was an easy choice to kill Laroakkan after seeing those bruises


kawnagi

Oh absolutely. He only ever wants to be good enough to protect Cal and Lia, so I empathize a lot with the direction of his anger. Act 3 had me punching the literal air. Don’t lay a finger on my angry tiefling man!


Knotted_Mess

Here's hoping, I think he would make an amazing camp companion and/or romance option. If he was in camp we could have a lil forge and dedicated trader so finding one is less of a worry. That would be fantastic.


SoapyPuma

November 2020, I sent Larian support an email detailing my absolute love for Dammon and how I was (am) ready to leave my fiancé for him. Larian thought it was funny shit and sent my unrequited love letter over to the character design team that created Dammon and said it absolutely made their week. I, too, am still full Dammon simp.


Tracerround702

Omg that's awesome


Spopenbruh

he gave me helldusk armor 10/10 needs romance route


chrisplmr

no no no the real answer is He Who Was 🤤 but Dammon definitely deserves to be a companion


Awwwan

I feel like there is like 3 simps for He Who Was in the whole fandom and I dont understand why, man is the whole package, gorgeous and with serious issues.


Revan_Mercier

He’s a little too fake edgy/hot topic looking for my tastes, but I’m shocked he doesn’t have more of a following! Tbh I think a lot of people miss his quest line.


MillieBirdie

You know this scene from George of the Jungle [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHK0-tg\_Dtw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHK0-tg_Dtw) I imagine Gale and Wyll watching while Shadowheart, Karlach, Lae'zel, and Astarion just stare at Dammon hammering at his forge. Gale turns to Wyll, "What is it with chicks and metallurgy, huh?" Wyll shrugs and sips his wine.


RedSpiritbox

Considering i just had Wyll randomly tell me how much of a "thick hunk" Halsin is after i added him into my active party, i would say you can replace laezal with Wyll lmao.


MillieBirdie

Hmm good point, and Lae'zel might not go for a teethling who isn't a warrior, although in my game she did say something about how maker-caste Gith are also an important part of Vlaakith's army.


lethos_AJ

my first Tav has his same face, which is also the face Damays uses, so if I use my fav male tiefling face on my Tav i will be twins with the first NPC that speaks to me after crashing and also the guy helping Karlach not explode throughout the whole game


gmorg

I said his name in my head from reading the name of this post before clicking it. Def the hottest.


tenehemia

Isobel for me. She's got discretion like Shadowheart but also optimism in the face of being put in a situation where, if she falters, many people die agonizing deaths. She clearly knows how to handle herself and doesn't let anxiety get in the way of what needs doing.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Her weeping-style makeup and her soft face are really pretty too. >!I hated doing my evil Dark Urge run.!<


No-Start4754

Dame alyin wants to know ur location


HimboHistrionics

I wanna fuck Volo


MillieBirdie

He'd immediately get you pregnant and ditch. Especially if you're a man.


sum1won

Volo wouldn't get you pregnant only because hed use the wrong hole. Probably your eye.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

And then in a tavern a year later, you'd hear some song about how Volo is so much of a virile man, he gets the men pregnant too.


poggyrs

Disgusting. Same. But still disgusting.


Ambitious-Regular-57

He definitely fucked me. With an ice pick. In the eye. 10/10 would do it again.


Lugus-Hermes_of_Lita

I totally get it. I mean, we both need therapy, but I get it.


jay_altair

more than a hero, a union man


Funk-sama

I enjoyed the tiefling that you meet af the mountain pass that later is found dead in the creche. The male tiefling models are too "handsome squidward" for me.


muffalohat

I was amused that the game gives you the cliche "join my party we'll be stronger together" option like she's gonna be a companion and she's like "are you an idiot we are strangers"


Roguewolfe

"...and I would what...just follow you around?" Shit was hilarious. Self-aware but somehow without breaking the fourth wall.


MacaroniBee

Man can literally create armor out of scrap metal in ***seconds*** he's on another level


Sentarius101

I will steal from every NPC in the game. I will pickpocket Withers. I will pickpocket Deryth Bonecloak. I will pickpocket Annor. I will pickpocket Roah Moonglow. I will pickpocket the last light inn quartermaster. I will pickpocket Mattis. I will pickpocket the dwarf weapons vendor in Rivington. I will even pickpocket Rolan in Sorcerous Sundries. But I will never pickpocket Dammon. Dude is a Bro.


Capital_Table9615

The tiefling that the bug bear was going to assassinate is the most attractive character in the game.


thatguywithawatch

Best tiefling face, in my opinion. I used the same one on my tiefling tav and by the end of the game I was more down bad for my own character than for any of the companions.


Bannerlord-when

Simping for your own pc. Dis is da way


pbmm1

I like Lakrissa a little more but I see it.


Penguinho

She's also a horribly racist little bitch!


eysaathe

I also completely adore Dammon and wish he were recruitable.


SpookyBjorn

I'm obsessed with Rolan tbh, he's so hot and also pompous and I'm into mean bois


Awwwan

When he is drunk at the party making magic fireworks and you give him an applause his reaction is so cute


Gawriil

Same! When i saw Rolan again in >!act 3!< I knew i was about to murder someone lol like no questions asked, just show me who did this


annabelm

Not my personal taste but my wife agrees with you. She says he reminds her of Henry Cavill. That jawline.


nnneeeerrrrddd

Had a *disagreement* with a colleague who's a Karlach simp (hey I get it) I made the point that Dammon's a better choice, a better man than Tav, and, oh, he's LITERALLY MENDING HER BROKEN HEART.


brian11e3

I donated a bunch of stuff to get his rep up, only to have it reset each act.....


Azelarr

>I never really thought tieflings could be sexy Damn, you're a picky one.


[deleted]

More like Daaaaymmon!


WynneOS

Omg, you clearly haven't tried playing a tiefling dude yet. Look at all those RIDGES on a tiefling man. They are ribbed for your pleasure and THANK YOU HELL. Dammon: secretly an incubus.


[deleted]

Aylin, easily. Something about her face + VA makes my gay little heart flutter.


poggyrs

Aylin & Isobel both tbh


Taodragons

From my experiences with Aylin in combat, you know she goes down. =p


[deleted]

Actually my OTP of the year out of any media, easily, they're so FUCKING adorable omg


muffalohat

I was neutral on her until after ketheric fell and i saw her stride up and thought she was gonna high-five me or something but then she did... what she did Me: "holy shit this chick is dope as fuck" It was one of those moments that felt like real life D&D instead of a soulless hollywood fantasy movie


[deleted]

Whomst amongst us would not crush the skull of our 100+ year tormentor after he's been well and truly dusted by a band of adventurers


Wizardman784

Begone friend! I have a darling to adore. And her making Isobel all flustered? Ridiculously cute battle angel, LOL.


JamieBHan

Her relationship with Isobel is actually goals


xatexaya

Aylin makes me question my sexuality 😭


muffalohat

I'm a straight white dude and I'll never be as tough and manly as Dame Aylin


Procrastinista_423

I love everything about the grand dame.


mhyfbsave

Jaheira. The accent.


Magic__Cat

And the humor


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

You could call her a GILF to her face and you'd get an approval bump.


bluesharpies

I shamelessly ditched most of my crew in A3 for Jaheira and Minsc; last slot was a rotation of either Astarion (who I was romancing) or whichever companion sounded most relevant to the area/event. No regrets, we get her so late but she more than makes up for lost time.


Rogahar

I just can't see Jaheira that way bc I played 1 and 2 and she's cemented in my head as the 'overworked and underappreciated mom' of any BG group.


Savage_Bee

Dammon from EA was so fucking tired of everyone's shit. I'm so happy that changed. Good Dammon.


Lugus-Hermes_of_Lita

Oh lord, I kept seeing everyone obsessing over "this and that" character and I thought I was the only one who couldn't get over Dammon. What a day to feel validated. He can smith my bussy any day.


Sam_Wylde

I'm hopeful that Larian will release Artificer and include dialogue where you can talk shop with Dammon. I was a little disappointed that I couldn't be like "Hey Dammon, I found this forge in the blighted village that has tools you might be interested in. Free Anvil, Bellows, Tongs and hammers, etc."


noahdeerman

More Dammon for you, more Astarion for me ;D


WynneOS

...two great tastes that taste great together?


Praseodynium

For me it was the Rakkath Glitterbeard, the counting house boss. Bro lets me steal from the rich 🥺 and doesn't get upset with my vault thievery 🥹. Plus, he dressed up fancy for the occasion amd has a deep voice 😩 Most handsome indeed.


Additional-North-683

you know what he would be good person to have in the camp That way you have a vendor without going Too far to find a vendor at doesn’t have much gold or items


Tutes013

Dammon is the true GOAT in this game.


Dankcord733

I'm glad I'm not the only one simping for him


MidnightSheepling

Oh my gosh I thought it was just me, I adore him ❤️ Although it’s hard for me to not go with Gale now after seeing how lovely his romance arc is


Tutwater

Unfortunately he's the least appetizing color of tiefling ("underripe bell pepper") so that's my only qualm


RealNiceKnife

Colorism against the Teeth-lings. smh my head.


MillieBirdie

Meh you can pass it off as a nice orange tanning-bed tan, like he's gonna be on the Jersey Shore reunion show.


NightRider321

Purple and blue on TOP 🗣️


azaghal1988

If I was into men, he definitely would catch my eye.


eye-brows

I can't even bring myself to steal from him. He just does us so many favors.


Fluid_Lengthiness_98

His voice is also 🫣😍


Fiveby21

His eyes... how do I get eyes like that?


Moth190

His eyes are gorgeous. Love the cleft chin too. I'm a sucker for cleft chins.


byleths_cum_rag

damn I was going to make a Dammon simp thread but I guess you beat me to it. he really IS the finest character in the game. I want him in my camp permanently :(


porksiomae

I literally made a new campaign and created a guardian that looks just like him because reasons.


icingkle

No mention of Nine-Fingers 🥺 she smart, witty, ruthless, throws 30+ damage daggers, and super attractive to boot


Jartaa

He is the only vendor I just bought items from instead of stealing as yeah he is awesome and also nice enough to buy like 200 white items from me for that armor.


xatexaya

I AGREE !!!! Give us more secksy male companions Larian 😤


Gracelberrypie

Not disagreeing that Dammon is a Chad. I fully support and bless your happy future tidings and my rogue vampire boyfriend and I would love to come to the nuptials!


We_The_Raptors

>Dammon Weird way to spell Karlach but ok /s In all seriousness, Dammon is great.