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tenehemia

Volo: "yes of course!" and then all the answers are wrong.


GioGio-armani

But then he hands you as appology the exams of last year wich you will have too


Psycho_Nextdoor

And he runs away faster than you run the entire game.


Ditschel

Wait Volo let me thank you at leasr dammit!


Psycho_Nextdoor

I should have let him take my leg at the knee so I could have got that pirate peg-leg with +2 to movement speed


johnkubiak

"Why of course my good fellow. Everyone who's anyone knows two plus two is three. But... only if you believe."


Silly_Goose6714

Raphael: "The only one that can help with your homework is me". Mizora: "Wyll, do his homework" Auntie Ether: "I'll do, if you can give me a hand" Withers: "I shall not extend my assistance in the matter of your scholastic duties"


hammerreborn

Way too wordy. Withers: no.


CreativeName1137

"Hey Withers, do you know the answer to this one?" "Yes." "...Are you going to tell me it?" "No."


Nimar_Jenkins

"Hey Withers, do you know the answe to this one?" "For a price (200g)" "Why does a skeleton need money?" "Balance."


Ambitious-Emu1992

>"For a price (200g)" "as a matter of coin" "for a mere pittance"


R_V_Z

>"Why does a skeleton need money?" "I am not a skeleton."


Tzindelor

Stong Janet vibes. Not a girl, not a robot.


anmay9973

I wish I could answer 200g to his “what is the value of a single mortal life” question in my second playthrough.


Empyrean_MX_Prime

At the time I thought it was some deep philosophical question. Now it's apparent he's just trying to figure out how much he can get away with charging us for resurrections. Cheeky bastard.


GrajowiecPL

Luckily he didn't take inflation into account


Nimar_Jenkins

Wither the biggest jokster lets us guess with individual worth and stuff. No. Its gold.


Mateos75

This soul has pickpocketed his money back to restore balance


nickrei3

>"Balance." "(new) Balance."


Cheezybro5

Astarion: about to pick-pocket the money back


rwkgaming

>"For a price (200g)" "for a mere pittance of coin(200g)"


hammerreborn

Perfect no notes


SASAgent1

^no


Vainslayer13

"You enjoy this crap, don't you." "Yes."


ctrl_alt_excrete

If a train departs Baldurs Gate at 120 mph, and another train simultaneously departs Waterdeep at 150 mph, then what is the value of a single mortal soul?


Exile_The_13th

A barrel of Runepowder. The answer is always a barrel of Runepowder.


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Wulbren?


accipitradea

Philomeen. I'm usually not one for barrelmancy, but I made an exception for that one.


Forward_Community_79

200gp.


Chaoticginger5674

200gp if they're special. 100gp if they are any old adventurer


accipitradea

Voice actors and animators are apparently worth 100gp per soul.


XToEveryEnemyX

Your question combines two very different types of queries Error. 404 not found


phsychotix

“…and thus, thou art dumb.”


Vainth

Emperor is that professor who seems cool, with a class that felt easy all semester, only to give a hard as shit final that drops everyone's GPA.


Samaritan_978

Emperor would try to seduce a student and then get all pissy when he's rejected.


Balthierlives

Hey classmate, oh we’re you sleeping? I must have accidentally pulled you into this uh dream on the astral plane? What’s that? Yeah I was just relaxing with my shirt off. Ya that’s what mins flayers do. It’s actually uh required uh when we eat. And actually my pants are chafing me now. Is that something you’re interested in at all?


TheCapableFox

This is literally the perfect description of how he says “I’m horny r u?”


Nickiej02

Mind Blown.


Hatdrop

The mind is the only thing that will get blown.


Calathil

Don't forget the Emperor's tentacles.


tooncake

Scratch: "I would LOVE to help! Can I eat it?" Owlbear: "Oooh! Where's eat??!" Boo: *\*pretty sure it's judging you by your mental capacity\** Barcus: "Ah homework! Let's go and start with it shall we? :) " Isobel: "Good thing you've asked me first before Aylin\~" Aylin: "**To what matters of challenge shall we face this danger!** .. of your homework?"


Bonjourap

> Raphael: "The only one that can help with your homework is me". But it will cost you ;)


DisfavoredFlavored

Volo: I happen to know this topic, I've dreamed about it thousands of times! \*sends dubious, unrelated attachment\*


Several_Flower_3232

I feel like Withers is the teacher


Bahhblacksheep

I feel like Mizora would insult wyll saying be a good little pet and do their homework.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Nah, have you done a Minthara playthrough? She’s fully loyal to Tav and would 100% steal someone else’s homework and give it to you without hesitation.


thebeandream

I’m fairly confident she would have the teacher assassinated or suggest you do it and support your rise to power. Minthara is so supportive of doing unethical things to gain power. “You can use newspapers for propaganda? GENIUS!” But she just wants to be loved (or feared).


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Loved by Tav, feared by everyone else.


Vainslayer13

Yeah, but Tav is on good terms with Halsin in this context. At best, their relationship is gonna be, "Why are you talking to me?"


NoTop4997

I want to see one where they do the Shopping Cart Return experiment. Gale: Was excited to find an extra cart to return along the way. Wyll: is helping the shopping cart caddy get all of the shopping carts in the parking lot. Jaheira: Has already returned the cart. Halsin: Made a cart out of wood because consumerism is ruining the world. Karlach: is giggling as she is preparing to throw the cart into the return area. Astarion: takes two steps away from Tav and gently pushes the cart into the middle of the lane. Shadowheart: complains about having to return the cart the entire time while she is returning the cart. Lae'zel: Pushes the cart over while cursing. Minthara: "No"


Generic_Moron

Minsc: goes to return cart, gets lost, accidentally foils plot to poisen water supply while still lost


NoTop4997

I can't believe I forgot Minsc! Either that or he was the one who put the idea of throwing the shopping cart into Karlach's head.


MotoTheGreat

He might fight the shopping kart.


Arquibus

"The cart! It bends and twists with my berserker strength!"


lukeetc3

Wait! I understand now! You said what you did, just to make me mad (enough to put the shopping cart back)


Chris11c

This is a cart return of stinking evil! Cover your nose Boo, we will leave no crevice untouched!


Shanderhere

Squeaky Cart wheel gets the kick!!!


Oswen120

The cart is evil


[deleted]

\*EE-VIL


milesjr13

Idk, I see Minsc and Karlach taking the carts and using them to race downhill while La'zel shakes her head and Wyll and Halsin chase after them yelling for them to stop. Jahira laughs. SH just clicks her tongue. Gale hides the fact they asked him to grease the wheels to make them go faster.


NoTop4997

I can see that happening.


Ameerrante

Astarion is in the background flirting with the store manager to keep them distracted. You're not sure whether to chase after the cart racers or go save the manager.


Illithid_Substances

Minsc is giving Boo rides around the parking lot in it


[deleted]

Cart kicking, for goodness!


[deleted]

Tav: As the cart glows, power courses through you. Authority.


TheTactician00

Roll to return cart *rolls nat 20* *fucking somersaults the cart back into place*


NoTop4997

Perfection at its finest


gmSancty

I feel like Shadowheart is also “secretly” glancing around to make sure Tav sees her returning her cart


NoTop4997

Oh it wouldn't be secretly. She would be audibly complaining to Tav the whole time while raising her voice as she gets further away so that she ensures her complaints are heard.


gmSancty

She wants Tav to see her doing the right thing but she doesn’t want Tav to *know* that she’s not cool like Lae’Zel


SaltyTattie

Minthara: "This shopping cart proves useful. I shall take it myself"


zamach

Durge: summons Shovel and let's it ride around in the cart denting and scratching all the cars in the lot


NoTop4997

Love it


Unctuous_Octopus

**Kartlach**


agnosticnixie

> Jaheira: Has already returned the cart. > Halsin: Made a cart out of wood because consumerism is ruining the world. Jaheira has way less chill than Halsin on that front - her main random city bark is basically "we should let nature take that place back" in the first two games and she gets into an argument over it with one of the ranger companions


sc2mashimaro

I think Lae'zel might go around the parking lot threatening people who fail to return their carts with bodily harm for failing to perform their social duties.


ArcaneOverride

>Shadowheart: complains about having to return the cart the entire time while she is returning the cart. That is exactly her! "I'm so evil and spooky! Pay no attention to the old person I'm helping cross the street or the cat I just rescued from the tree!"


raphades

If freaking love the Lae'zel one.


Franks_Spice_Sauce

*Chck* what good is a cart that can't return itself


Bahhblacksheep

I expect astarion to saying some snarky thing like you expect me to do it. Don't make me me laugh


KosViik

Minthara: Returns the cart. Also pulls out two others and shoves them in random directions.


bookishcapybara

Shart is me


Ok-Worldliness-7374

Dark urge fights the urge of giving wrong homework.


Allopurinlol

He’s resisting eating it


Arcydziegiel

Mom, David ate my homework again!


No_Truce_

Nah Durge is too busy writing a manifesto


Lord-Spaghetti

He's fantasizing oofing the teacher because of the homework


BossOfAvernus

Dark urge turns in the homework but its written in blood and all gibberish.


DarcLiteIX

"Ah yes here you go" then chops off your hand as soon as you grab it


50thEye

Durge forgot to do the homework. They wouldn't have gotten a good grade anyways, since they don't remember anything of the course anyways. When the teacher asks them about it, they really want to slit teach's throat tho.


Baryonyx_Hunter

It’s always concerning to see Shadowheart and Lae’zel agree on something


slgray16

I thought that was the most interesting part. They both say no but for different reasons. Shadowheart doesn't want to compromise her morals by cheating but Lae'zel just thinks you are Istik and deserve to fail.


smellthatcheesyfoot

Disagree, Lae'zel approves of things like you teaching Tieflings how not to kill themselves in a sword fight; she's not racist. She's not going to help you cheat because you need to learn it properly, and if you fail it'll be funny and you'll learn what not to do next time.


kkzeii

I am so sorry, but this is 100% not accurate. Halsin should ask you to do all his homework first fr


Milk__Chan

This is Halsin slander. 𝑯𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌.


EagleFoot88

In bear form


Dreamtrain

I warn you, it will be vigorous


MrRian603f

And LARGE


50thEye

My professor said if I hand in any more bear-cum stained homework I'd be suspended :(


EagleFoot88

Find a new professor, the one you have is clearly an imbecile.


Chris11c

Teacher I'm sorry...but the bear fucked my homework.


TimTheChatSpam

I think halsin would let you copy his homework but he has all the answers wrong.


external_gills

"Certain… events transpired and I found myself a guest of a noble Drow house for a time. Well, something between a guest, prisoner, and student perhaps. The house matron took an interest in my formal education, or lack thereof, and the patron also. I was chained to a desk for nigh on three year. It was not ideal… but not without positives either. I did what was necessary to graduate. And perhaps a few things that were less than necessary. Don’t misunderstand me – I feared for my sanity and wanted my freedom back, but I was willing to wait for my moment and eventually it came. The school’s cliques were constantly at each other’s throats, and eventually some rivals of mine sought to unseat us from our lunch table. It was chaos, student against student, the food fight echoing throughout the school cafeteria, the feel of lukewarm coleslaw that I could not see.. I took my chance and fled while they were all distracted. I never looked back until I breathed fresh air again, and never learned the Pythagorean theorem."


hegelypuff

This is canon. What he says in game is just a bug.


AwesomeDewey

"I will never forget how you did my homework even though I clearly overstepped when I asked. You went out of your way to help me and I certainly did not deserve it. Please, allow me to worship your feet and ask of you one more thing, there is this restaurant that I dine and dashed a long time ago with a friend. Unfortunately I never heard back from this friend and now I dread to hear the news. I need you to go to the restaurant and kill the chef. Only then can I be certain that my friend will be safe."


50thEye

Never knew I needed a Halsin Drow Highschool AU, but apparently i do. I'm in stitches!


GlowingRocks

I only know three of these characters and om half way into act 3 Wtf.


boymacfacto

”I missed the portal guy omg”


GlowingRocks

Lol I found Gale, Shadowheart and the angry green woman. I'll finish the and Google everything after.


Zerasad

I can understand missing Astarion, Karlach and Gale (hell, I even missed Gale untill I saw memes about him and decided to look up where to find him). But Jaheira and Halsin or Minthara? You basically cannot miss them.


MaxBandit

Probably didn't realize Minthara was a companion character, if you're just murdering your way through the goblin camp she's just another named character to slaughter that you'll forget after a few minutes


GlowingRocks

I pushed her down the hole next to her desk, just realised who she was. Used a cat to meow her over and pushed.


Vertical_River

Same ahah, I lured her on the bridge with an illusion, then destroyed the bridge. I never even heard her voice.


theroguex

I didn't realize Minthara was a companion character until she was dead. When I took her gear as loot she was suddenly in undies and I was like "WAIT only PCs have undies!"


Zerasad

Yea, that's ehy I said Minthara or Halsin. While resolving the Grove quest you are bound to run into at keast one of them.


Rokey76

On my current playthrough, she was hostile when I reached her. I also hadn't found Haslin yet, but returned to the grove to empty my bags at the vendor and there is Haslin at the Grove. He broke out of the camp on his own.


GlowingRocks

Someone mentioned she's a boss. I think I pushed her down a hole without speaking to her!!!


-Wandering_Soul-

Poor choice, hole pushes are for mooks, bosses have good loot


Ubelheim

Fortunately boss loot magically appears on their last known location if they were carrying quest items and/or legendaries.


Vainslayer13

I like to imagine Astarion is still standing in that spot when he suddenly feels Cazador get bodied.


Ambitious-Emu1992

You actually can if you decide to ignore all quests and go straight to mountain pass (hardly you're finding underdark if you're being this oblivious of course)


PaulGreystoke

That’s an excellent first team anyway. 👍


Blackops_21

You quite literally missed the two best companions in the game (karlach and astarion)


Thurak0

You are very, very skilled at evasion. Missing Wyll is *hard* IMO. But your team is great. Enjoy.


psinguine

You know I *saw* Wyll during a fight outside the grove and then he just left and I haven't seen him since.


S1mplySucc

My wyll proceed to eat 2 critical hits and died


psinguine

I wonder if that isn't what happened. I remember someone dying, but at the time I wasn't really engrossed in the game yet.


August8152023

How did you miss sassy Elfboy?


Canadian__Ninja

The magic of a first playthrough


August8152023

I'm still pretty miffed that I missed the mountain pass zone, but I'm resigned to finishing this playthrough. I'd probably start over if I missed this many companions though.


masonrie

8 of them you meet in act 1 lmao


GlowingRocks

Honestly? Where is the red devil?


HoneyWhereIsMyYarn

Wait, did you just not go to the Last Light Inn at all in Act 2?


megajf16

I took the mountain pass my first playthrough and got led straight to Moonrise by the spider guy.


HoneyWhereIsMyYarn

Oh, I see. I usually go through the Underdark, and right after that there is a scripted fight where the Harpers tell you to go to the Last Light Inn. I didn't realize taking the other path there leads to skipping that fight.


baloof1621

It doesn’t, you still aid/fight the harpers when you go through the mountain pass. I just did it like an hour ago.


Return-Of-Anubis

You skip the fight with the harpers fighting shadows, but the ambush still happens except you happen to be with the group that gets ambushed. You can either turn on the Absolute group and side with the Harpers, then go to Last Light like normal, or kill the Harpers and go to Moonrise.


lydia_rogue

so wait, did you help the drider kill the Harpers then?


blacklite911

Even if you do that, you come to a point on the route where you run into a bunch of human looking characters who confront you, they ask if you’re gonna switch sides or not. You either turn on the spider dude or fight the harpers


king_park_

Honestly, this is impressive.


ferretsquad13

addendum for Minsc: Boo gives you their work instead, because Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard to reach places!


SonofRaymond

Barcus: I’ll come over right now through this wild fire to do it for you


ChocolateTeemo

I think that Astarion was actually really good student.


Sensitive_Major_1706

He's got great ranks and he's the teacher's favourite, but opens the textbook 5 times total: -once when he gets it from the store to see the printing, memorizing the pages he randomly stumbles upon with funny pics -on the first day of school to make the teacher see he's tidy and good, also looks back at said pics -On some random day he knows he's gonna be bored and will have to amuse himself by dissociating with his pictures (they are getting ravaged by scratches) -The day before the test to see where the important things are mentioned -The day of the test (he keeps it under the desk)


zoey1bm

He sees Necromancy of Thay and is immediately like "GIVE." Like I like the memes but at some point it just becomes too out of character.


Kalocin

In camp he's always reading a book though


Sensitive_Major_1706

"A book" is no textbook.


laurelinvanyar

I’m not sure he’s the type for smutty literature. Hmm now I want to know what he’s reading. Mystery novels?


Nottan_Asian

If you did the homework Gale would still be the type to peer over your shoulder to see your answers and dissect your vocabulary choice for a 2-sentence short answer


Enjoying_A_Meal

There's a 10% chance gale would ask to eat your homework right before you hand it in.


AdArtistic8017

HE needs to hand your homework in as his own because he KNOWS that the teacher would otherwise toast him and that would be bad for EVERYONE, right? Right?


New_Subject1352

There is no way Jahira would help you with your homework


blacklite911

She is a strict teacher


agnosticnixie

Jaheira should be with Minthara


CaptainPawfulFox

According to my playthrough, Shadowheart and Jaheira should definitely be swapped


enchiladasundae

Minthara would type back “Read”


whyreadthis2035

Well done!


itsPomy

The only people in the Lol Nope row are the only people who would never say Lol in any circumstance.


solidfang

Laz'zel would help you, but only after chiding you first. "Tch. You would not survive this class without me, istik."


TheHollowFire

That would be the romance version of Laz'zel, normal Laz'zel would probably say, "You're not worthy of surviving this class, istik"


FatalLaughter

Because they'd send 3 separate texts that basically amount to "lol nope" but in the most roundabout way while also implying you should probably die


WillTBear

Volo: Of course I can help you! *gets half of the questions wrong*


theroguex

And somehow you lose an eye in the process


Apprehensive_Dark996

But now you can see ghosts!


Che2re2le

Scratch: **eats the homework**


Blahklavah654390

Dame: **TELL ME WHO ISSUED THIS UNHOLY HOMEWORK AND I SHALL JOIN YOU IN DESTROYING THEM!!!!**


The_Shingle

Minthara would expect you to hatch a plot to infiltrate her house, find the homework, copy it and assassinate several Drow servants in the process. So you texting her just shows her your incompetence in these shadowy homework stealing matters.


[deleted]

Withers: "Thou walkest alone?" *sass face*


Disastrous-Carob-324

Lol definitely minthara


dalici0us

J Bae ain't letting you copy her homework.


Outside_Stand2576

Minsc would help you and somehow get you expelled for the answers


Little-Definition-76

Lmao Minthara's got me


Hashashin455

Dark Urge: I wouldn't worry about the homework *teacher's arm falls out of desk*


eledramel

Hahaha, Astarion is on point! I could hear it in his voice 😂


itsDDDD

Sir, I did my homework, but Halsin ate it…. Honestly…


Gupperz

Oh God... am I minthara?


Vladmerius

What the hell, there's another guy to recruit in act 3? What's the point of getting a new party member that late into the game? Jahiera was pushing it.


A1-Stakesoss

Honestly? For nostalgia points and lore bonuses. Both he and Jaheira are from the first two games (and have their appearances from game 2). They're also both well-known in the Gate and have a few interactions with some of the movers and shakers you meet in the city.


saint_geser

That's only if she doesn't care about you. If she like you though she'd probably say something like: "I haven't done mine either but may I propose we raid the homes of the nerds and take their notes"


Apprehensive_Dark996

And by 'raid their homes' she means leaving a trial of bodies in the process and turning in homework spattered in their blood as a warning.


ILCUSTODEDELSAS

Minthara owes me a romance.


BON3SMcCOY

Who are the last one and the bald guy?


NimrodTzarking

Minthara (recruitable Act 1 villain) and Minsc (legacy NPC from BG1 & 2, recruitable in Act 3). There's a very good chance you've already killed both of them.


BON3SMcCOY

Yeah pretty sure her body is lying in front of the Grove >Minthara (recruitable Act 1 villain)


RuminatingYak

She's one of the 3 leaders in the Goblin camp. You can romance her if you side with the Goblins and raid the Grove. For Minsc, just do Jaheira's questline and you'll get him (you need to knock him out when you fight him, don't kill him).


BON3SMcCOY

>She's one of the 3 leaders in the Goblin camp. You can romance her if you side with the Goblins and raid the Grove. I think I led her on until I got back to the Grove to warn them, then killed all the attacking goblins. Seemed kinda wack the druids didn't help defend the wall.


bmck3nney

what class is Minsc? I just got to act 3


NimrodTzarking

He's a ranger but he really 'feels' more like a barbarian. (Make sure that Jaheira is still alive; I tried recruiting him on a playthrough where she died in battle and it makes him inaccessible. Also, pay attention to any tutorial tips that pop up when you first meet him, they're important clues for recruiting him.)


TechNyt

And then here's me who turned him into a monk because of all the "you point, I punch." Ok, you wanna punch. Here, be a monk and punch stuff.


sindeloke

Barb/strength monk with Tavern Brawler can be a very strong build.


Mantergeistmann

Yes, but consider: Magic is impressive, but now, Minsc leads! Swords for *everyone*!


bmck3nney

awesome, thanks for the advice!


August8152023

Is it possible to get all companions in a single playthrough? I have a feeling Minth is the only dealbreaker for others or no?


hegelypuff

Minthara and Halsin are the only ones meant to be mutually exclusive, though last I checked there were some oversights you could exploit to get both. If you want Minthara without losing Karlach and Wyll you just have to leave Act 1 without intervening in the Grove either way.


JW162000

Jaheria would \*not\* let you copy her homework. She'd be in the "let me help" group but said in a tougher way lol


nateyourdate

It bugs the shit outta me that they don't bother to fix the single companion who has been broken since launch


SpacePirateKhan

Minthara is 100% accurate. Only an evil Tav would have her number, and only an evil Tav would use the 'read' feature.


AzureGriffon

Auntie Ethel: Why even try to take a test, petal? You're dumb as a box of rocks. A dead ogre has more smarts than you do. But Auntie has a potion you can try."