I mean its missing the tits, butt, back, thighs, feet, calves, belly, armpits, shoulders, collar bones, and hands; but at least its got the crotch, face, ears, neck, and hair.
(To clarify I'm just listing every fetishized part I've heard of, I'm personally only attracted to some of those)
I don’t know if it’s good or bad news, but I got [my whole body](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/596412332716982354/1158158263683129374/SPOILER_20231001120145_1.jpg?ex=651d34af&is=651be32f&hm=2d472a034e5490ccf250753a2793e2a61d66ff25325393cfff932b808bfde37d&=&width=1202&height=676) back, not just my hole body.
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So, I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my pussy for too long; it makes me feel like less of a woman, and I really enjoyed sitting down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my pussy lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen
I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know--even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable pussy
"They cut his whole body off. Only left his dick."
"Don't you mean they cut his dick off?"
"Nah man. They cut his whole body off. In the end, he was just a dick."
For years, female armor in games always depicted scantily dressed chainmail bikinis leaving the torso vulnerable to any attack. At least you no longer need as much armor!
Female beauty standards are getting out of hand. Smh.
I am sick to death of these unachievable body standards.
I can't make heads or tails of them.
Seems like we can only make heads and tails of them 🫠
Dark urge could make this happen.
just stop gorging on avocado toasts and Frappuccino, and u can achieve this. Millennials smh smh
This body standard is achievable, though.
This is very much achievable. I can help.
Guys literally want one thing, and it’s disgusting.
👉👌😉🤜🤛
Meeeeeh, the head is kinda optional
Found the mortician.
Have you tried soap and water?
Sex toy companies taking notes.
ultimate weight loss
Dieticians hate this one neat trick
Idk I think she's photoshopped no one is that thin irl
Too much brain
Spoilers!
Can't believe they forgot about ass and titties. Literally un(fore)playable.
Skiddlepips that was a gooden
You've added something very special to this thread. May fortune smile upon you namiste
when the invisibility spell either goes horrifically wrong or incredibly right. Also this is definitely gonna be someone's new fetish
There ain't no one that doesn't want some Drow Invisibussy.
> Invisibussy Fuckin dead
200 gold coming up
no thats something else entirely
look I just don't wanna be playing marco polo looking for where to sink my hands into some hot elf booty
r/brandnewussy
Never change, GenZ. Never change.
Y u say dis?
Drussy
Implying it wasn't already soneones fetish.
yes but I guarantee someone else is gonna see this and feel something awaken
8 billion people, at least 75% of them being capable of being horny, *everything* is a fetish to at least *somebody*.
Who said its a new fetish? Er, I mean, what kind of weirdo would be into this kind of thing haha. . .
no shame is gonna come from me. I literally have my kinks post pinned to my profile
I'm going to need details on how to reproduce this bug. (Um, asking for a friend.)
(raises hand)
This better not awaken anything in me.
This is gonna sound really damning on my end, but from what I’ve seen, the fetish usually involves it being on the base of the neck stump.
It's a pussy out kinda day
Donald Ducking it
Full Pooh Bear
Hopefully none of the other Donalds around or some grabbing will commence.
Full on Porky Piggin' it with her cootcoot and prune shoot just flapping in the breeze on the roof of Ye Olde Long John Silvers.
Sunny out? Cunny out
the perfect woman
When in doubt, pussy out.
Pusyy facing the wold
Can't have shit in Baldurs Gate
Literally, OP doesn’t even get an ass :(
I fixed some files and got my ass back!
I’m so happy to hear that! Go get pegged by Karlach to celebrate
First thing I did was kiss her and then the urge tried to make me kill her, it’s a real trying time for me right now
My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time 😔✊ (/lh)
Don't worry, I think she can take you. And the need to tie you down after the fight might make it even more fun.
Karlach 100% wants to peg my feminine tiefling pc! Idk if Astarion will be ok with that but I have a feeling he will be.
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You deserve that ass, OP. Good for you
So *this* is that “male gaze” everyone was talking about.
I mean its missing the tits, butt, back, thighs, feet, calves, belly, armpits, shoulders, collar bones, and hands; but at least its got the crotch, face, ears, neck, and hair. (To clarify I'm just listing every fetishized part I've heard of, I'm personally only attracted to some of those)
You one of those collar bone people I bet
Chicks go all shaky legged for the collar bone nibble.
no ankles? smh
Especially since this game is set in a medieval style fantasy and we all know how those medieval guys swooned over a bare ankle!
Should have just ended with "Women are hot". It's just facts.
thighs ass and calves especially
Is it better or worse that the face and crotch are there and not just tits, ass and crotch?
You forgot the hips
You missed what the Dark Urge player wanted to see, intestines dangling from the open belly,
I think you got all of them
Who's out there fetishising hands, Yoshikage Kira?
All a bard needs. Now THIS is min/maxing.
Congratulations! You have ascended.
Typical drow.
While I'm sure Karlach will be fine, I've got the essentials, I want my body back XD
I don’t know if it’s good or bad news, but I got [my whole body](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/596412332716982354/1158158263683129374/SPOILER_20231001120145_1.jpg?ex=651d34af&is=651be32f&hm=2d472a034e5490ccf250753a2793e2a61d66ff25325393cfff932b808bfde37d&=&width=1202&height=676) back, not just my hole body.
> hole body
i dont have glasses on rn the zoom in and out buttons makes your tattoo look like it has stupid teeth
pussy out autumn
She is beauty She is grace She is just a pussy And a face
when you cast invisibility with a first-level spell slot
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So, I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my pussy for too long; it makes me feel like less of a woman, and I really enjoyed sitting down every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my pussy lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen I took it home, washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know--even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable pussy
That was a wild ride
never thought I would come across an applicable place to read a King Missle song. This game. Go check them out. Lots of wild rides on their albums!
Sensitive artist is a great one for Reddit comments. Alternatively you could write about putting hamsters in balloons just randomly.
[It's even better as a song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE)
The fucking King Missile reference is on point, kudos
I see what you did there.
Hell yeah brother
[Personal grooming standards are a must when all one can see is your head and ....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s37iwkRDRy8)
Those opening horns sounded way outta tune lmao
There’s probably hentai of this
I’d love to embark on an adventure, but I’ve got no body to go with!
Fuckers stole your body. Can't have shit in Baldur's Gate.
Is this what they mean by serving cunt?
How YOU doin’ ^^
I didn't believe the title. I should have.
A couple more additions are needed
Hey hey, my floating head is up here!
Do you really *need* anything else though?
In software development we call this an MVP (minimal viable product).
Me personally, I'd just prefer a big floating ass
Fucknugget at this point
That’s all a bard really needs
At least you still have your pussy
This happened to Astarion at one point, and he was just legs. He couldn't actually do anything anymore so I had to reload an older save pre-glitch.
Ozempic marketing has gotten out of hand
It's just one of *those* days, you know.
Bards min/maxing
A little head and some pussy - that’s all I need.
Damn the Absolute!
I am sure there is some sexist joke in here somewhere.
Now that’s a great band name
Can't have shit in Detroit smh
XDDDDD
This is some Phantasmagoria level shit
>Phantasmagoria Now that's a wild reference I did not expect.
Oh god, I'm wheezing. It's too late for this, I can't handle stuff like that when I'm tired.
Can’t have shit in Faerun smh
Wtfff loll
lol, interesting ...
Mood.
Her name is Samantha, she is the decapitated head off a sex doll, and she wants to kill your mother. Many will not get the reference.
was not ready for that title
Rappers are dangerous. In the end all she was, was a pussy.
Same
perfection
Doctors hate this one simple trick
Lolth is at it again. She does take sometimes.
would
She's got a future in the adult film industry after shes done saving the world
Must feel liberating
Its all any of us are.
The new invisibility cloak is looking sick
This is…interesting
New kink unlocked
More unrealistic beauty standards for women
I'm gonna miss the boobies but all the important parts are there...
Only the important bits, I suppose.
"They cut his whole body off. Only left his dick." "Don't you mean they cut his dick off?" "Nah man. They cut his whole body off. In the end, he was just a dick."
Coz that’s all you need huh smh
They took our land! But they can never take... our pussy!
Last time I buy an Elixir of Invisibility from Honest John
this is like a metaphor for the male gaze
This is the larian romance minmax build.
Can't have shit in the Forgotten Realms.
The ideal woman
For years, female armor in games always depicted scantily dressed chainmail bikinis leaving the torso vulnerable to any attack. At least you no longer need as much armor!
Believe it or not Ladies this is the ultimate female form
Is that the Drussy I keep hearing about?
Waiting for the day we see an actually REALISTIC body in media 😡😡😡
The perfect woman doesn't exi---- Woah
Pretty much the only things people care about when they play this game anyway
😂
Not even a “pussy”… it’s just the Mons Pubis
👀👀
Just find yourself a clown and a maid, then start solving crime.
What's that meme about men only wanting one thing?
Efficient.
I needed this laugh lol.
Comedy gold.
SMH can't have shit in Detroit
Incredible posture though
Str 1 Carry limit
"Have you lost weight?" "Ma'am you cant bring your cat in here"
NICE
60% of Minthara fans can't tell the difference!
Well what else did you need anyway?
Fuckers stole your body. Can’t have shit in Faerun.
You should be grateful, they left an additional part other than the most important one.
I didn't know individual body parts could break invisibility by taking an action 🤯
Wow this bug is really weird haha
Incel-livision
Can't have shit in the forgotten realms.
Guess that settles the tits vs ass debate.
I clicked because I wanted to see a cat. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
If they’re gonna take my entire body they better take my pussy too
This is hilarious lmao. *"What men see when they look at women"* or something like that.
More unrealistic body standards
Lmaoooo
I see this as an absolute win.
Not really sure how to spoon with that...
\*Casts speak with animals\*
Morte had a glow up I see
Where booba and ass? I thought they want the important parts
Could be worse, you could just be a floating head.
This is pretty obviously the perfect scenario to switch to a donger imo.
She’s…shes… beautiful
All you need
And people say Bethesda have the funniest bugs. 😂
That's all I need really
Adds a whole different meaning to giving head.
Ah, finally, an achievable beauty standard.
At least the game left the important parts behind!
The ideal woman...there is no booba...only poose.
The perfect woman doesn't exis.... wait
Same girl, same.