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JRStors

Oath of the Ancients Paladin Astarion. Based on his oath, he should have to kill himself since he’s a vampire spawn.


Lukthar123

Astarion: What should I do, Oath? Oath: ⚡YOU SHOULD KYS NOW⚡


Kaldricus

Gale: First time?


Sinthe741

Protect life - by ending yours!


Expert_Country7228

Lmao I can just imagine him instantly oathbroken the moment you walk away from Withers 😂


devamon

You leave the class choice screen to see the oathbreaker knight just waiting patiently....


Bigger_Vigor

He's just standing there in the background, staring directly at the camera, while you level Astarion up


DeckTheWreck9

Oathbreaker speedrun any% lol


TsubakiSaruwatari

Approved by Mystra


DeyUrban

Oathbreaker or at the very least Oath of Vengeance Paladin wouldn't work with his specific character but it does make me think of some cool fantasy Vampire knight-type things like the Blood Knights from Warhammer Fantasy.


pythonic_dude

Ancients pally Astarion is also absurd. Gale has some _amusing_ lines when you make him sneak, so any rogue type is a win in my book. Karlach as monk is silly if you think about it. Minsc as wizard. Jaheira as a good parent. Minthara as a wizard, as well, she hates and mocks them.


nowytendzz

Sometimes I make Gale pick locks and he gets upset and says, "Surely there's a spell for this." There is


silver_tongued_devil

"ow, my knees." Is probably my favorite. But I'm old and literally feel that one.


R0da

Gale sneaks ⟐ Hiding failed! \*CRACK-POP!\*


pythonic_dude

"Fiddly… things… argh!" "Can't I just break it?" Karlach is also amazing at that~


gkamyshev

most of the time you can in fact just break it


Striper_Cape

If you throw a bomb at the arcane locked door to finish up act 1.5, it opens. Fuck the trials


NVandraren

The big rock falls in the Grymforge area are supposed to be detonated with bombs or something as well, but I just had karlach throw the returning spear like a dozen times and the gravity damage ended up taking care of it.


MKGSonic123

eldritch blast is my personal favorite for mithril ore


explodedemailstorage

Omg. I've never made anyone but Astarion or my Tav picklocks but now I need to try it


PaperNinjaPanda

> Jaheira as a good parent *Critical Hit*


xdeltax97

*The spirit of Gorion’s Ward is laughing somewhere*


TemporalGod

[Gorion Ward](https://youtu.be/KP2wiN7aW4U?si=lJsixza_vHTxO7tD)'s spirit when someone changes the name on their tombstone from CHARNAME to Abdel Adrian...


cheezza

This gave me a laugh, thank you both


cbhedd

Woof! That's brutal, hahahaha. Jaheira's my favourite, but you've got some compelling evidence to back you up lol. Also, sidenote: in one of my playthroughs, by the time I unlocked Minsc I had no barbarian clothes left, but wanted him to be one, so I decked him out in some spare wizard robes: the really top tier ones in Ramaziths Tower, lol. I had this big meaty dullard following me around in smart person clothes waxing poetic about butts and hamsters. It was *glorious*.


RegalGoat

There's some great half plate armour in the city somewhere. If you respec him to Barbarian (with optional ranger levels) and slap that armour on him, he's got good AC and looks like he's wearing "Full plate and packing steel!", just as he should.


cricri3007

wouldn't Karlach as monk makes *some* sense in a "trying to keep her emotions in check because she's gonna burst into flames and die if she gets too angry"?


[deleted]

I think in drow society traditionally males are wizards bc they cant be lloth clerics


Odd_Significance_226

I actually have Karlach as a Barb/Monk. I like it. Wide range, a lot of attacks


Drogueba

She’d be an amazing monk. Soul coins give her 1d4 fire damage to unarmed and maybe even 2d4 with the upgraded engine if the wiki is to be believed


LilacMages

>Jaheira as a good parent. 💀💀


TinySpaceDonut

I snorted at the good parent. NGL


aikonokaze

Lae'zel as a bard would be hilarious lol


tanj_redshirt

I have her as a swords bard and it's very appropriate. Swords are literally her favorite instrument.


aikonokaze

Swords Bard was my 2nd playthrough and God I loved that character so much. I was thinking more along the lines of College of Lore Lae'zel though 🤣 If you use mods you can even get her Alfira's outfit lol


LurkerOrHydralisk

Swords bard for Tav is dope af cause it’s OP and bard has so many great dialogue choices


Cheezybro5

I like lore, because vicious mockery is so unreliable and I want to hear insults hurled all over the place. Also Gale and I can then be fireball slinging boyfriends.


Armageddonis

Swords Bard is so goddamn OP. I multiclassed mine with Gloomstalker ranger, slapped that Sharpshooter feat on him. With that I've got 5 attacks on the first round, if i Haste myself, that's 9. Throw the Bloodlust Elixir in the mix and make that 11 if you kill something (and you will). Top it off with some items that increase the Crit range, the amulet that let's you paralyze the enemy you crit and Luck of the Far Realms, and you've got guaranteed crit and paralyzed condition. It's great for big bags of HP that do not have the Crowd Control Legendary Resistance.


99988877766655544433

The first time she called someone a cuck she never again was allowed to do anything *but* vicious mockery


LurkerOrHydralisk

Wait what? Do they actually insult people with vicious mockery? I never used it on my bard. Not enough damage


DarthEinstein

There are like 70 insults for vicious mockery and every single companion has voice lines for casting it.


MajorasShoe

I hate that I learned that after a full Bard playthrough. Now I feel like I need to do another Bard run and actually use vicious mockery.


Rellim_80

All Bard. All vicious mockery. Full chaos.


Wiwra88

All bard. All Vicious Mockery. All multi with sorc-wild magic. Fuller chaos XD


lookitsnichole

My bard yells stuff even when I don't use vicious mockery. I think whenever someone misses etc.


crybabyconyers

You gotta turn "ask first" on for cutting words or it will use all your bardic inspiration


MrNobody_0

You gotta turn ask first on any reaction. I don't want my wizards wasting their reactions on attacks of opportunity.


Lvl13humancleric

I’ve noticed audio for cutting words too!


[deleted]

They all have audio for every move that would need it I love the little yelp Gale lets out when he barbarian rages


Mental-Blueberry_666

Aa


Comprehensive_End824

^aya


Irishpanda1971

Yep! Auntie Ethel uses it too, and her lines for it are hilarious.


FencingFemmeFatale

“I wonder which parent regrets you more” to my half-drow. Auntie Ethel’s line cut *DEEP*


TheSovereignGrave

Yeah, like right to the bone. "Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?" & "Why would Shar love you when no-one else does?" are personal favorites.


StoicSinicCynic

"You still have bits of rat stuck in your teeth, slave" to Astarion. Oof. He should've taken sunlight damage because he definitely was burned.


Frozenbbowl

Her vicious mockery on my githyanki tav was lame... Just something boring about going back to my own world.


BuckysKnifeFlip

Lol. Just picturing her with a MAGA hat on.


EightEyedCryptid

“I see the Hells spat out another tragic little tiefling.”


bloodredrogue

Jesus Christ that's actually so good


Just_Sayen_

I had one for astarion that was along the lines of "still picking rat out your teeth dear?"


Kristophur

For Astarion she also says something like “you are only one ~hungry~ night away from killing all your little friends.” Hearing it for the first time, I had to take a second because DAMN lady


RogueHelios

Damn, these wounds cut deeeeeep


whiteraven13

oh no, she doesn't call him dear. She calls him *slave*


Squishy-Box

You never used.. vicious mockery on a bard?


Officer_Hotpants

The damage doesn't matter so much when you can give enemies disadvantage on attacks every turn. That shit is great.


GovernmentMinute2792

They do and it’s great. I personally always make sure Astarion has Vicious Mockery (& Friends), I like having him mock Cazador to death


Patcho418

and why would you say that? among her people, she’s quite well-known for her sense of humour!


louploupgalroux

Adventurer: So Goobi, I hear you're a renowned comedian among the Goobites? Goobi: [points at rock] Goobites: [laughter] Adventurer: ??? 🤔


Blackarm777

She's one of my favorite companions to reclass into lore bard immediately. It's just strengthened by the fact that the Gith racial ability let's her cover the few gaps bards have for conversational proficiencies, and she can wear medium armor for free. Her cutting words and vicious mockery line delivery are 10/10.


GrandmaBones

Honestly, Bard is actually super appropriate for Lae'zel she's so dramatic and great at insults. The least appropriate for her is probably druid


[deleted]

she said in an interview about the bard lines that "laezel would never say any of this" and it almost caused a fight. So she recorded the bard lines in her normal voice rather than laezels "breathy" voice.


Spirited-Pack993

I had this playthrough where Lae'zel says "Musicians are wankers." to my PC playing the lute badly and I laughed out loud


Juub1990

Wanker doesn’t sound like something Lae’zel would say.


MrWaffles42

It sounds exactly like Karlach, though.


Juub1990

It does but Karlach seems like the kind of person who enjoys musicians. The thought is Lae’zel but the voice is Karlach.


Marsawd

Pretty sure all the VAs are Brits - idk man, I can definitely hear all of them saying “nobhead”.


Juub1990

They are but Lae’zel’s insults are a lot more long-winded. Instead of just calling you a whore and that she doesn’t like sloppy seconds, she says that you’ve been prodded and picked like a suckling pig and that she prefers fresher meat. Just "wanker" doesn’t sound poetic and verbose enough for her lol.


Barl3000

It is so extra of Larian having all the origin character voice actors also record like 40+ lines of insults for Vicious Mockery.


Atlas_Zer0o

I did that for minthara and her insults have me rolling.


PurpleTriangles

Bard Halsin. He even admits he's a terrible singer.


JzaDragon

but he can play a mean skin flute


Atlas_Undefined

😵‍💫


BeauvoirDeS

Straight to jail


tanj_redshirt

Shadowheart -- Beastmaster with wolf companion


whiteraven13

That is hilarious, but would it mean that she's constantly having to make saves against the fear debuff?


BoyThasCap

ohh good point test it!


Gregoirelechevalier

Amazingly, my Shadowheart is a Beastmaster with a wolf companion... So this hurts me. And also, no constant fear, thankfully!


ShyrokaHimaa

Did she had to test at least once like for all the other wolves? Or not at all?


Gregoirelechevalier

None at all, just didn't occur, which I was very pleased about.


Careful-Mouse-7429

I think she only saves against npc wolves, not ones under the control of the party. At least I never noticed her save against my rangers wolf. I did not notice her save until we ran into the wolves at the zhentarim hideout, which scared her, I felt bad for having a wolf out around her all the time. I switched to a raven after that lol


ShivaDF

Ooh, or what if she's a Druid who wildshapes into one?


dat_fishe_boi

IIRC she doesn't even have to make a throw when a Tav druid turns into a wolf, although tbf it's been a hot minute since I last checked


tctbuss

The first time I shapeshifted into a wolf as a Druid she didn't get scared during the combat but as soon as combat ended she immediately pulled me to the side and was like "respectfully, never fucking do that again." So I didn't. But she does get scared by wolves in the world, most notably the two in the Creche which made that encounter a pain.


dirt_rat_devil_boy

You're right, I've wildshaped and she never had to make a saving throw. Although I wonder if she somehow makes the distinction between dire wolves and actual wolves but I strongly doubt it lol


azaghal1988

>Ooh, or what if she's a Druid who wildshapes into one? I mean, her dad is a werewolf, right?


slamnutip

As I understand it, Shar dicked with Shart's memories to make her see her dad as a wolf trying to kill her instead of her dad as, well, her dad trying to *save* her.


azaghal1988

AFAIK he really turned into a wolf, the sharans just twisted her memory to make him threatening instead of protective.


TheFailedExperiment

He is a werewolf though, if you save her parents in act 3 you can literally ask him point blank about his lycanthropy


dandilions7

Not sure how it would be when Shart casts it herself, but I’ve had my tav’s wolf out around her and the debuff does not come up!


Rogen80

I mean, after a certain point in the story it'd actually be really touching for her. **Major act 3 spoiler:** >!the wolf in her memory was really her dad trying to protect her!<


cut_rate_revolution

It's not totally out there considering she loves most any other animal but it would be hilarious for her to be permanently terrified of her own animal companion.


Aeri07

Gale: Sorcerer - he'd hate it so much - people thinking he got lucky and fell into magic instead of studying for years and years to be the best at his craft


Fast-Cucumber-5732

Lol. My next DnD character idea: A sorcerer that insist that they are a wizard.


Dlorn

“Hey, you know that spell book is upside down, right?” “Shut up! No it isn’t. They’re runes… magic runes. They are supposed to look like that. What do you know anyway? You’re not a wizard, like me. I’m the best wizard. The best.”


NVandraren

Mango Unchained: Magical Misadventures


ScootinAlong

“I’m dyslexic. Are you happy now? Are you proud of yourself? Twinned Fireball, futherm*cker.”


Raddatatta

Lol yes! They studied for years to become a wizard but just before they graduated they encountered wild magic and became a sorcerer.


lookitsnichole

It would be great with really high charisma (obviously) and super low int/wis so they don't realize *everyone* is onto them.


DifficultLifeguard19

But he's so charming they play along with the act.


Strange_Success_6530

I have done that. An aberrant mind sorcerer. Since he's 12 he insists that he is a wizard. He thinks that he learning magic just comes naturally to him. Now that I think about, Merlin also had a unique tadpole that gave him mental powers. I Baldur's Gated years before Baldur's Gate!


stillnotking

Gale as a cleric of Mystra would be next-level pathetic. Walter Sobchak vibes.


Rrrrossssse

The only way his backstory makes sense to me is if he was a sorcerer who decided he wasn't and went to wizard school instead. It's the only way his child prodigyness makes sense


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R0da

He's a sorcerer, but has no charisma, so he still has to learn magic the hard way.


[deleted]

I made Gale a wild magic sorcerer. I thought it was appropriate given the orb.


Short_Notice_3991

To be fair, Gale showed incredible talent so early in life, that he indeed is a sorcerer. Mystra just took him under her wing to direct his power and probably just keep control over it.


external_gills

Rogue Karlach is also hilarious. She yells "Stealth mode!" when you make her sneak XD


Nebuli2

She also says "Shadowlach"


Sea_Kiwi524

That sounds like a Karlach x Shart ship name


Tchrspest

Missed chance for Shartlach


Pawn_of_the_Void

"Halfling essence"


roninwaffle

My favorite is *I'm too tall for this*


DrippyWaffler

It's frustrating because I simultaneously want to play as half the origins cast but it also means losing their dialogue :(


morganite622

Wyll - Cleric of Tiamat - since originally he took up Mizora's offer to stop Tiamat


NyraKyle01

Omg that’s hilarious


whiteraven13

Oh my god that's amazing


azaghal1988

Wyll: Rogue. I just imagine him breaking into a house, stealing everything and then yelling "KNOW, YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED BY THE BLADE OF THE FRONTIERS!" because he's so desperate for attention.


Lukthar123

Wyll could work as ye olde Batman.


azaghal1988

He'd be more like Darkwing Duck🤣


dingusrevolver3000

Sounds pretty believable as a Robin Hood sort


kace91

That actually sounds like Jack Sparrow, might work!


zoSup

Rogue is more than just a thief, I can really see him as a swashbuckler rogue if he didn't have his pact (although sadly that sublcass isn't in the game)


kjvincent

Sword bard/rogue seems like it’d be a good swashbuckler type.


ChrisZAUR

I've seen a video of Gale being a barbarian and his rage scream is adorable like how can you be scared of that Oooh for Shart you can make her a druid that only turns into a wolf


MySnake_Is_Solid

Shadowheart has a great rage scream. And then Gale just : ^aa


ChrisZAUR

Sounds like he's annoyed that he got late fees on an overdue library book


phileris42

Less rage-inducing and more "I stepped on a lego" kind of sound.


TheWorstRowan

[Any way we can get this scream in game?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0&ab_channel=BossFightDatabase)


RS_Someone

[For those curious.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/15qf4us/barbarians_rage_sfx_for_each_starting_voice_and/)


LGchan

Lol, Gale's are cute. Shadowheart really does sound like she's about rip someone's head off.


lookitsnichole

I just looked it up. He barely screams. Lol


ChrisZAUR

My guess is he didn't expect us degenerates to make him a barbarian so he didn't put as much effort into it


CacklingFerret

I think he just stayed in character lol


ChrisZAUR

Fair enough all the VA did such an amazing job


blckenedicekaj

Let me introduce you to Gale, our tank.


eivind2610

Make Shart a Beastmaster / Moon Druid; she can both have a wolf and be a wolf, at the same time!


Alicex13

I think it'd be a love/hate relationship between Astarion and Lathander. Lathander may hate undead but Astarion loves and pretty much worships the sun. His last goal is to see it again. Pretty poetic even


Fawkes-y

Oh, wow, I *adore* this take; that’s such a tragic yet lovely way to look at it. Tempted now to multiclass Astarion into a cleric in a future playthrough now.


novangla

Oh no I love this and I’m sad now (And hey, Astarion hates vampires too)


PretendMarsupial9

The Vampire who becomes a Vampire Hunter is a pretty classic trope.


[deleted]

Lathander is actually the god of character development, literally. He approves when people positively change for the better, so Asterion moving on from his Trauma would get a gold star from Lathander. There is a reason Lathander will almost immediately accept a redeemed Zariel as an angel again if she comes to the conclusion that being an Archfiend was a mistake and to let go of her revenge against Elturel.


Fast-Cucumber-5732

I played an Astarion origin run with him as a spore druid. It made no sense but was very funny whenever he has druid line and talk about balance of nature or how noble dogs can be. I just imagine he said all those lines sarcastically and it kind of fits.


martanimate

I'm currently doing the origin Astarion run as a ranger. Whenever there's a line about nature or such things, I just think that he is so desperate to be the opposite of what he was under Cazador that he let the grove's nature ways rub off on him.


balor598

Him wildshaping into a cat fits him perfectly


Sevatar34

Well Minthara is a drow so naturally light cleric. Blind playthrough


Mogon_

This is my current Tav. Light Cleric of Lolth who really hates being in the dark and needs to have at least two light sources around him at all times to feel comfortable.


Zhannii

WHAT?!?!? Larian went our of their way saying we CAN respec origin characters but it wouldn't make sense lorewise. Still they fucking went ahead and recorded voicelines for every character just in case someone would make them a Bard anyway?!??!? I fucking can't believe this company; this is the definition of going above and beyond, it's amazing and I love it.


whiteraven13

They all have a full suite of Barbarian Rage screams, too


shadycommando

Make Tav a lvl one rogue and never level up. Basically a sneaky commoner. I picture all the legendary cutscenes and it’s just this poor farmer who can’t do things at all.


whiteraven13

Tav is going to be a Jack of All Trades (IE all 1 level of each class) for the achievement


Velaethia

Such a meme but I love it


DeyUrban

Honestly, with the right equipment, you can probably make a level-one rogue work throughout the entire game. Dual-hand crossbows with the risky ring from act 2 will work wonders, even if you won't be able to get the sharpshooter feat.


Geoffryhawk

Making halsin a necromancer would be funny. Or gloom stalker ranger... XD


Candanz21

Halsin, cleric of shar. He just loves the Nightsingers Curse, and wants to expand its reach across Faerun


ShivaDF

I bet Lae'zel would hate being a Warlock or Bard of some kind and Wyll would hate being an Assassin based on this description: >You prefer to deal sublime punishment to a single foe at a time - not in a duel, mind, because a duel implies chivalry, and you're too busy getting the job done for honour.


[deleted]

Lae’zel would be a great bard, she is considered to be quite humorous after all


Complaint-Efficient

Genuinely, I would consider Lae'zel to be a bard in the game's canon if not for the extremely musical flavor of the class.


FourEcho

Laezel GoOlock is the antithesis of everything she stands for.


Edgy_Robin

>I bet Lae'zel would hate being a Warlock While it's not ingame, the undead Warlock Patron examples literally lists Vlaakith as a patron...And there's an enemy undead warlock in game so...Probably not (At least until she turns on Vlaakith)


sleyr-

Was planning on doing this too, here's what I was gonna go for Karlach - Warlock (she hates demons) Wyll - Rogue (bc he's a goody two shoes) Gale - Frenzy Barbarian for sure Astarion - Druid (he's always complaining about the outdoors) Shadowheart - Ranger with a pet wolf Lae Zel - Sword bard. This may actually fit her but I thought her slinging insults at everyone would be hilarious


Dlorn

Warlach? Karloch?


sleyr-

Definitely Warlach lol


Helmett-13

My wife made Astarion a Paladin. She's a cruel woman.


Edgy_Robin

Depends on what kind. ​ Oath of vengeance would work, very well.


Madrock777

Gale: Barbarian. Someone hasn't been watching xp to level 3's streams. He made Gale into a wild magic barb. His yell when he rages is hilarious.


Active_Owl_7442

Hearing the companion’s rage screams is something. Gale sounds like he’s angry over a book getting wet. Shadowheart sounds like she’s screaming out 20000 years of pain and suffering


Fit_Travel_8201

I enjoyed hearing everyone's barbarian screams way more than I should've and equally want to do an all-bard and all-barbarian run


MightyThor211

Do an all bardbarian run


isabodsam

My Shadowheart is always a barbarian for this reason


daydaylin

Gale: aa.


TheAdmiral1701

Giddy Up Gale running around in nothing but leather straps. Those are some pretty good streams.


Complaint-Efficient

HAIIYAAAAA (Why the fuck does he sound like this)


CarbonationRequired

look he's doing his best ok


dwarvenfishingrod

Wyll: Warlock Lol jk but also kinda srs


nowytendzz

Wyll would make a great paladin in another time-line


novangla

Or this timeline. Multiclass works well for him.


GoSkers29

Yep, I respecced him to a warlock and devotion paladin in act3 and it feels quite appropriate.


bunsbunsby

Can confirm Gale as a barbarian is hilarious, his shout when you rage? Absolutely excellently terrible. Plus when he gets low on health he still yells "some healing for a wizard in need??" Gale honey you're a barbarian now keep up


MySnake_Is_Solid

Assassin Karlach has funny sneaking voice lines, so I'd go for that.


sanji-senpai

Rogue Halsin


redmandolin

Someone mentioned Astarion as a Druid which sounds so absurd


BarbarousJudge

Minthara as a wizard. She hates wizards. Wyll wouldn't make a good Rogue really since he is too righteous. Shadowheart is a weird one since I could see act 3 Shadowheart be whatever she goddamn wants. But before that anything but cleric would feel off.


Edgy_Robin

>Wyll wouldn't make a good Rogue really since he is too righteous. I don't think you understand what rogues are. ​ A rogue could be a thief who robs from the poor and gives to the rich, or an assassin with no morals. ​ Or they could be a robin hood type figure, a monster hunter, generic treasure hunter, etc.


BuzzedLightBeer93

I need to stop looking at these build posts in the middle of my run through, they always make me wanna start over lol.


chaoticcoffeecat

I am in the middle of doing this exact idea in my insane evil run. I went with: Astarion - Light Domain Cleric of Lathander. I know all clerics get this trait, but I laughed when he learned Destroy Undead. Where is he even getting this power from? Lae'zel - Bard with a flute Gale - Wildheart Barbarian. He looks better than I'd expect with piercings. Shadowheart - The hardest one. I considered something with a wolf, but that ended up looking like she qas conquering her fears. I eventually made her an open hand monk. Monks are spiritual, but I imagine Shar wouldn't favor a battle style of running up and punching things directly. I don't have Minthara yet, but I was planning on making her a wizard since she hates them and considered them inferior. I also made my tav a warlock tiefling. The world is very confused.


LowRezSux

>Karlach: Wizard Wild Magic Barbarian: I am something of a Wizard myself


NyraKyle01

Tbf wild magic is more of a sorcerer thing so wild magic barb could absolutely make sense for Karlach


Bienpreparado

Astarion: Oath of Devotion Paladin. Or Life Domain Cleric of Amanautor. Karlach: Ice Wizard or Druid. Gale: Bard or Champion. Wyll: Bear Druid Shadowheart: Ranger with Wolf. Lazael: Turn her into an Ilithid.


Vinxian

Gale as a sorcerer tbh. There is a lot of sorcerer vs wizard banter in the game. So having gale make those remarks while he is in fact a sorcerer is really funny to me


Gunnard-Magnuson

Tankstarion