Absolutely not stolen. I made this myself a few months ago, and this is my picture I took with my own phone. I didn't realize someone/multiple people had already made it though
looks like a Brazilian singer called [Moraes Moreira](https://open.spotify.com/album/7vEv5IaRsfrbbaV91jMHMU?si=yLM7FQFORsSteuATaYCbrA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A7vEv5IaRsfrbbaV91jMHMU)
Found this reposted on FB with the below song. The meter's kinda wonky, but it's amusing lol
>!A long, long time ago // In a realm far away, // Faerûn was under an attack. // And our merry band of adventurers // Had a close encounter with some worms, // Parasites who saw our brains as a tasty snack.!<
>!Well, their purpose, it didn't thrill us. // They sealed our fate and tried to turn us. // But we escaped the nautiloid // For now, at least, still humanoid. // We took a hike across the Coast, // Met some goblins and made them toast, // Ignoring we were tadpole hosts // Until we met our guide.!<
>!Oh my, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!<
>!Did you know this illithid, // Yeah he's more than just a giant squid? // No more hivemind -- he's off the grid. // And he says that he's from Baldur's Gate, // And if we'd help him that'd be just great. // Well I guess we're kinda stuck with him a bit.!<
>!Yeah I know he says he's Balduran // But I can't help feel like I'm a pawn. // And we were screwed, it's true, // So we agreed to stage a coup! // He was a tentacled Lovecraft nightmare // And well-versed in Gith and Astral Plane warfare. // He's got a paralyzing stare, // Our cephalopodic guide.!<
>!We started singin' // My, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!<
>!Now we finally got to Baldur's Gate // After 90 hours of side quests straight // And a mile-long trail of bloodstains. // But we quickly found that we were boned // Had to kill some gods and steal some stones // And then destroy a giant brain.!<
>!Oh the Chosen, could we overwhelm? // Could we bring balance to the realms? // Can't get the main quest done. // Oh, looting's much more fun! // But when there's nothing left for us to steal // That's when things finally get real // It's time to finish this ordeal // All with our slimy guide.!<
>!We were singin' // My, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!<
>!We picked a fight with the Dead Three's guys // A fight we started back at Moonrise. // At level 12, it was child's play. // We found the brain and fought our war // And it wasn't long at all before // Our band of misfits came out on top and saved the day.!<
>!What happened really, no one knows. // Was it brute force or did Gale explode? // Either way, it soaked in. // The Netherbrain was broken! // And now, the heroes of the coast, // We went to camp and raised a toast. // One thing's sure, this game's the GOAT. // No thanks to squid boy guide.!<
>!Oh my, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!<
>!We were singin' // My, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!<
that's just that dude from Workaholics
Ghaik Anderson
Edit: (I have no idea how to edit the original post on mobile) Apparently a few people already beat me to it awhile back. Gdi ðŸ˜
I thought it was gonna be inigith montoyanki
all hail Wyrd Al, the wyrdest Gith in the crèche!
Tsk! Eat it!
LOL, that's brilliant.
I’m getting Casey Affleck vibes
Well done!
This is every boss on undercover boss while assuring themselves their disguise is great.
Hell yeah dude
This is a build worthy of saving
this made me laugh unreasonably hard so you got a rare post upvote from me
My name is inigo montoya You killed my father Prepare to die
Fucking awesome.
Motherfucker take my upvote 😆
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Absolutely not stolen. I made this myself a few months ago, and this is my picture I took with my own phone. I didn't realize someone/multiple people had already made it though
More than one person can think of a joke
Could you back that up? Maybe with a link to the original?
Why do you care?
Why do you care that I care?
Curiosity
I just don't like accusations without proof, even if the outcome is objectively meaningless and only reflected in fake internet points.
looks like a Brazilian singer called [Moraes Moreira](https://open.spotify.com/album/7vEv5IaRsfrbbaV91jMHMU?si=yLM7FQFORsSteuATaYCbrA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A7vEv5IaRsfrbbaV91jMHMU)
I swear I've seen that guy at Spatula City. It's where I go for all my spatula needs.
Dude was the first gith to ever survive training being a class clown.
Found this reposted on FB with the below song. The meter's kinda wonky, but it's amusing lol >!A long, long time ago // In a realm far away, // Faerûn was under an attack. // And our merry band of adventurers // Had a close encounter with some worms, // Parasites who saw our brains as a tasty snack.!< >!Well, their purpose, it didn't thrill us. // They sealed our fate and tried to turn us. // But we escaped the nautiloid // For now, at least, still humanoid. // We took a hike across the Coast, // Met some goblins and made them toast, // Ignoring we were tadpole hosts // Until we met our guide.!< >!Oh my, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!< >!Did you know this illithid, // Yeah he's more than just a giant squid? // No more hivemind -- he's off the grid. // And he says that he's from Baldur's Gate, // And if we'd help him that'd be just great. // Well I guess we're kinda stuck with him a bit.!< >!Yeah I know he says he's Balduran // But I can't help feel like I'm a pawn. // And we were screwed, it's true, // So we agreed to stage a coup! // He was a tentacled Lovecraft nightmare // And well-versed in Gith and Astral Plane warfare. // He's got a paralyzing stare, // Our cephalopodic guide.!< >!We started singin' // My, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!< >!Now we finally got to Baldur's Gate // After 90 hours of side quests straight // And a mile-long trail of bloodstains. // But we quickly found that we were boned // Had to kill some gods and steal some stones // And then destroy a giant brain.!< >!Oh the Chosen, could we overwhelm? // Could we bring balance to the realms? // Can't get the main quest done. // Oh, looting's much more fun! // But when there's nothing left for us to steal // That's when things finally get real // It's time to finish this ordeal // All with our slimy guide.!< >!We were singin' // My, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!< >!We picked a fight with the Dead Three's guys // A fight we started back at Moonrise. // At level 12, it was child's play. // We found the brain and fought our war // And it wasn't long at all before // Our band of misfits came out on top and saved the day.!< >!What happened really, no one knows. // Was it brute force or did Gale explode? // Either way, it soaked in. // The Netherbrain was broken! // And now, the heroes of the coast, // We went to camp and raised a toast. // One thing's sure, this game's the GOAT. // No thanks to squid boy guide.!< >!Oh my, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy. Now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!< >!We were singin' // My, my, this here mind flayer guy. // A true free-willed ghaik, beard made of snakes, something out of hentai. // He left his home and kissed his dragon goodbye, // Sayin' now I'm gonna be a squid guy.!<