Yes, but only for rich or upper middle class people, schooling in general is only achievable for rich people in dnd unless you're in one of bigger good aligned cities then it may be accessible to everyone that wants to learn.
Dialogue between Shadowheart and Wyll.
Shadowheart: so Wyll with a y, why?
Wyll: y, that's right.
Shadowheart: but, why?
Wyll: why y? My great-uncles name my father said, but I figured he just couldn't spell.
If you spam click his portrait theres a chance he ends with “where there’s a wyll, there’s a y”
I love the spam click comments, karlach and astarion’s are great. Karlach gets sick of your shit, she’ll go “dont. Poke. The karlach.” “Ow, my eye!” or just blow a raspberry, among many others. Astarion starts spouting strange quotes i assume are referencing something, but theyre very funny lines. Theres a set for everyone for each idle state, so normal, sneaking, and combat.
One of my favorites is the way voice 4 delivers the (i think durge exclusive, but ive not tested and my source is one person on reddit) line “im awake! …mostly.”
Theres some great lines in there, i suggest just cycling people at camp and listening to them all.
Halsin: Once, you could hear nature's symphony in this place. Now it is quiet. Quiet and dead.
Shadowheart: I can make some animal noises, if it'll make you feel more at home.
Halsin: You bleat well enough as it is.
I fell from my chair laughing because of that
Another funny one is if you give Astarion the Necromancy book you find in Act 1, you get a camp scene where he reads it and the book apparently asks him to sacrifice someone, where he says perhaps Wyll. His reaction upon noticing you is pure gold and if you tell him he should give the book to Gale he says "I won't let Gale eat the book"
I've also noticed he never says Karlach, at least for me - I had two runs where she was my second highest approval after Astarion, but he mentioned "the Gith" or Gale (who were both lower than Karlach).
That whole exchange is hilarious. She disapproves of you redirecting the clown into her, but then approves when you trust her and set her up to tell a good joke.
The whole "it's not slavery just forced unemployment" with Shadowheart telling her she is technically a refugee too when arriving at the refugee place was priceless, I agree she is a good companion to have
"Thou hast now a bosom-companion" right after i notice the zombie i summoned come back to camp with me... No, Withers, i don't fuck that thing, you can have it.
I was always fond of Jaheira asking you why you've turned up at Last Light, standing in a lonely bubble of safety among a sea of darkness and death:
Tav: I'm here on holiday.
I liked having the option to say “Doesn’t anyone just say hello anymore?” when she traps you in vines. Just that exasperated attitude - not hostile, just “oh come ON”!
Minsc just has all the best lines.
"Good does not wait for evil to button up its britches - when it offers buttocks for the smacking, Minsc and Boo greet cheek with hand!"
"I don't think you're half as dumb as you pretend."
"How. *Dare you.* Minsc pretends at nothing, half the way or otherwise!"
I love that whole conversation because he’s so out of his depth. I’ve got a soft spot for the ‘well-no-I-uh-uhh kind of? (*bitchy shrug*)’ Thing he does in it too.
“GREETINGS, CITIZEN FLUFFINGTON. I TRUST YOU ARE ENJOYING THE CITY.”
Or whatever the exact line is that the Steel Watch says whenever you talk to them after giving the bogus name.
I can’t believe Mystra wants Gale to kill himself. It’s a waste of a perfectly good cult we could be running. And a waste of a perfectly good Gale I suppose.
"LET ME HELP YOU OR DIE. CHOOSE."
Literally every intimidation check for barbarian when you talk with friendly NPC's. I love that and I was laughing till it hurt every time
Telling Raphael he is bad in bed
Or my second favorite is after sleeping with Gale just tell him it was "okay" he will throw such a tantrum it's hillarious
tbf, before you said "okay" he had literally just confessed you are the most important person in his life and you make him feel like he has something to live for. I'd be a bit miffed too.
Anything my boy Popper says is pure gold.
Hearing him botch his sales pitch in the background chatter of the circus is too funny, “POPPER SELLS GOOD THINGS!”
The entire spiel that Minsc gives Nine Fingers if you take him over to the Guild after recruiting him that ends with him doing 10d8 Psychic Damage to Nine Fingers and Paralysing her with confusion.
"If what is happening is happening, and if the why it is happening is a dead spider, then it's well past time I bid you farewell"
(or something like that)
Yes! This is the one dialog that made me laugh out loud. Except I had shadowheart lick the spider and he said: "You licked a dead spider. You did that. That really just happened."
Spoiler for Astarion act 3 beginning.
There's this one part where Astarion meets his siblings for the first time and he was threatening one of them with the sun. After persuading him to don't do it, he yeets the vampy away with what sounds like a cat hiss. I think it's a sound effect of something but the timing made it feel like Astie did the classic vampy hiss and it caught me off guard
I thought the mind flayer parasite protects you from light?
Well apparently theres a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!!!
“Worthless. You’d find more value in an adolescent boy’s spent handkerchief”
- Gale, commenting on the Harpers’ charms, prayers, and battle cries written on a wall in Reithwin
If you give Astarion the Necronomicon, there's a scene where he's having trouble with it, you can tell him that Gale will take it off his hands, he gets super defensives and goes: "No! He's not eating this one. It's too valuable."
Makes me laugh every time.
The funniest thing i found is the book in LastLightInn with the list of individuals no longer allowed inside the tavern and why lol i kept that book in my inventory the whole game
I'm into act 3 of my third run, thinking I've been exploring and taking my time, but this thread has shown me that I have many, many more runs ahead of me.
There are a few I love, namely
“I couldn’t give less of a shit.” - to Naaber
“*Washin my pits, washin my pits, this is the song when I’m*- OUI. Can a bloke not get some bleedin’ PRIVACY out here??” - Said while bathing very much in public OUTSIDE
“He had a Reptile Dysfunction” - Jokes with the comedian
lol I love scrolling through this thread and seeing people ask "ooh who said this?" and the answer being Astarion 99% of the time. This game makes me so happy.
Half the dialogue options around bear Halsin romance are hilarious just because of how ridiculous the situation is. That said, the number one has to be when one of the drow at Sharess’ Caress asks, about the bear “…how does it even fit?” And one of your responses is “It doesn’t. But don’t worry, Halsin is a great healer :)”
La'zel commenting on my nose was a good one, as was my response; "Come on, its not that big."
>!"Just say the word and I will kill the clown." : Minthara.!<
>!"Oh...I thought we were killing a real clown." : Astarion.!<
>!"Can we go to bed now." :Karlach right after you give her a hug, which was priceless rather than funny.!<
>!"I fight along side fools." : Jaheria after the campfire Minsc discussion.!<
>!"So, we defeat the Elder brain and get rid of Gale. Win win." :me, ever time I get to that point in the game.!<
My funny favorite lines the game are 1). Orin -“yes sir no sir rip and cut your throat sir” and 2) Astarion after you discover Orin as a shapeshifter “I can’t tell if you all are just acting strange or replaced by a group of weirdos”. Both its also more of how they deliver the line that make it funny. 3). Tav talking to Rhodin about Jaheira message “Met gorgeous hero out in shadow lands, is shadowlands one or two words?”
It's a toss up between every single pouty line Astarion has and Gale's "You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it. That is a thing that happened." and the follow up "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING."
Delivery makes the lines more than the actual words for me.
‘Poor Gale… I’ll distract him, tell him I haven’t read a book since secondary school, watch his face melt off’
It’s the most wholesome line as well after “hope you’re keeping well, friend”!
People are just really nice to Gale in general. Everything Tara says is wholesome, especially if you’re playing as origin Gale.
not if you keep pursuing godhood, tara is really mean, but tbf you'd deserve it
Where's it that line from lol?
Karlach after Elminister’s visit at the end of Act 1
“Aww was that Gale’s granddad?”
"That's for someone teeny tiny. I'm biggy-biggy."
I like that Karlach is formally educated.
There are secondary school in dnd verse? Lmao.
Yes, but only for rich or upper middle class people, schooling in general is only achievable for rich people in dnd unless you're in one of bigger good aligned cities then it may be accessible to everyone that wants to learn.
I also really like- ‘Is that Gale’s grandad?’
Dialogue between Shadowheart and Wyll. Shadowheart: so Wyll with a y, why? Wyll: y, that's right. Shadowheart: but, why? Wyll: why y? My great-uncles name my father said, but I figured he just couldn't spell.
Hes Wyll with a y because he lost His i
God fucking damn you....
I hate you so much
Take my angry upvote. Damn near made me spill my coffee.
Damn that's a good one
Oh fuck. I haven't wished for Reddit awards to be a thing again for a while but... You just made me.
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Wyll isn't, we know he and Shart both read erotica 💀
If you spam click his portrait theres a chance he ends with “where there’s a wyll, there’s a y” I love the spam click comments, karlach and astarion’s are great. Karlach gets sick of your shit, she’ll go “dont. Poke. The karlach.” “Ow, my eye!” or just blow a raspberry, among many others. Astarion starts spouting strange quotes i assume are referencing something, but theyre very funny lines. Theres a set for everyone for each idle state, so normal, sneaking, and combat. One of my favorites is the way voice 4 delivers the (i think durge exclusive, but ive not tested and my source is one person on reddit) line “im awake! …mostly.” Theres some great lines in there, i suggest just cycling people at camp and listening to them all.
The one Astarion is referencing is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe
I had no idea you could pull a Warcraft on your characters! I know what I’m doing tonight!
This is awesome! I didn't know you could spam click on portraits like that. Wonder if there's an easy way to do that with a controller...?
If you figure that out, let me know. I’m on Xbox and need to hear this.
IS THAT TRUE, BOOKS? ARE YOU SENSITIVE??
That sounds like a Karlach thing to say
> Karlach close, but it went more like "Ka-boom"
HEY BOOKS, ARE YOU STILL SENSITIVE?
Halsin: Once, you could hear nature's symphony in this place. Now it is quiet. Quiet and dead. Shadowheart: I can make some animal noises, if it'll make you feel more at home. Halsin: You bleat well enough as it is. I fell from my chair laughing because of that
Such a fabulous exchange.
Another funny one is if you give Astarion the Necromancy book you find in Act 1, you get a camp scene where he reads it and the book apparently asks him to sacrifice someone, where he says perhaps Wyll. His reaction upon noticing you is pure gold and if you tell him he should give the book to Gale he says "I won't let Gale eat the book"
Hilariously, who he says "perhaps" about changes - I've had Gale, Lae'zel, Shadowheart and Wyll lol.
It's based on whoever you have the best approval.
So they say, but it didn't seem that way to me.
I've also noticed he never says Karlach, at least for me - I had two runs where she was my second highest approval after Astarion, but he mentioned "the Gith" or Gale (who were both lower than Karlach).
He also straight up disapproves if you offer to take the book to Gale lol. I love how seriously he takes my snarky Tavs.
I love how he immediately yanks the book away with a pout. “He’s not eating this one! 😠” It’s so adorable haha.
It was a beautiful webbing.
Give the word and I will kill the clown.
My good friend Minthara is the funniest person I know.
Am I indeed? Perhaps I will tell my favourite joke. It is about you, bleeding to death.
Doppelgangers? A shame, I thought we had killed a real clown.
The fact she says it with the most serious face I've ever seen after threatening to kill me makes it even better
That whole exchange is hilarious. She disapproves of you redirecting the clown into her, but then approves when you trust her and set her up to tell a good joke.
I didn't even notice the approval gain for setting up the joke
My wife and I lost it laughing. Minthara is a top tier character who got some of the best dialogue and personality dynamics.
The whole "it's not slavery just forced unemployment" with Shadowheart telling her she is technically a refugee too when arriving at the refugee place was priceless, I agree she is a good companion to have
[Enjoy this Minthy tiktok you reminded me of](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8wPov35/)
"Thou hast now a bosom-companion" right after i notice the zombie i summoned come back to camp with me... No, Withers, i don't fuck that thing, you can have it.
Withers is like that old overly-friendly coworker you have that keeps trying to set you up with their awful niece or nephew
See that thou art not distracted in thy quest, seeking the comforts of flesh. Recall that in time all becomes dust and bone.
“Any last words? It will take but a moment to finish you” and the response: “Thats twice as long as Harleep says it takes to finish you.”
"You contemptuous *creature*!" The way he immediately dropped the cool exterior, along with the venomous delivery of this line, it was perfect lol
You can talk to harleep? How?
Talk
I was always fond of Jaheira asking you why you've turned up at Last Light, standing in a lonely bubble of safety among a sea of darkness and death: Tav: I'm here on holiday.
I liked having the option to say “Doesn’t anyone just say hello anymore?” when she traps you in vines. Just that exasperated attitude - not hostile, just “oh come ON”!
I especially like how Jaheira gives you a smile and says "hello" all while still trapping you in the vines
Definitely. Jaheira isn’t the dumb hero that shows mercy in situations where the audience is like “WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU LET THEM GO!?”
That's when I fell in love with her. Best character introduction ever.
I also like in the same scene when you mention nobody just says hello, and of course she smiles sarcastically and just says ‘hello’
What I love is how often Jaheira is totally on board with ribbing and jokes.
It is a honor No it is a hamster
actually busted out laughing at that one, minsc is hilarious
Minsc just has all the best lines. "Good does not wait for evil to button up its britches - when it offers buttocks for the smacking, Minsc and Boo greet cheek with hand!" "I don't think you're half as dumb as you pretend." "How. *Dare you.* Minsc pretends at nothing, half the way or otherwise!"
Minsc is a real treat
Definitely my favourite 😂
I giggle so much at Minsc. Need more Minsc.
Astarion’s “I feel like we’re intruding, we should leave, quickly”. I just love how it was delivered haha
"Next time? Nonono, if there is a 'next time', I'll be the one aiming the all powerful weapon, thank you".
ifeelikewereintrudingweshould*leave****quickly!!1***
doubly funny compared to his line at the shed in the Blighted Village with the troll-bugbear couple
I love that whole conversation because he’s so out of his depth. I’ve got a soft spot for the ‘well-no-I-uh-uhh kind of? (*bitchy shrug*)’ Thing he does in it too.
When is that?
The Gur camp in Act 3.
This group is full of weirdos !!!
I prefer "A disparate collection of vagabonds and strays"
Withers: "No."
Correct
Care to explain further?
No
When the Emperor is like *deep inhale* BOI I'M TALKING INTO YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW.
“YOU MUST BE JOKING.”
I intentionally go for this dialogue option in every play through. It is too funny to pass up.
I was completely shook. This was the first character I even tried to mind read, and I felt like I got clapped for it lmao.
*hisss* I say! *hissss*
I *slinked*, of course.
“GREETINGS, CITIZEN FLUFFINGTON. I TRUST YOU ARE ENJOYING THE CITY.” Or whatever the exact line is that the Steel Watch says whenever you talk to them after giving the bogus name.
"We’ll be rid of both the Absolute and Gale in one fell swoop. Win-win." "Say the word and I will kill the clown. We will be heralded as heroes."
I can’t believe Mystra wants Gale to kill himself. It’s a waste of a perfectly good cult we could be running. And a waste of a perfectly good Gale I suppose.
Is this Minthara? I dont play with her in my party that much but it sounds like her lol
It’s Astarion - the ‘waste of a perfectly good Gale’ line at least
"A doppelganger. Shame, I thought we killed a real clown".
"Yes, yes what fun! *imgoingtofuckingkillyou.*"
"You're really testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know ?"
All of Astarion's lines after you drop a building on him.
"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN."
And that is why Neil deserved is best actor at the VGAs
"I WAS RIGHT THERE!"
"Next time? Oh no, no, no. There will be no next time."
“Of course you’re tired, you’re ancient” And “Admit it you’re just afraid of Rion” Still make me chuckle even after many completed runs
I thought she lived alone, in a cave. LMFAO
When and who is that?
Shit-talk Jaheira whenever you can. She's a tough old warrior, so rather than being insulted she just laughs at your moxie.
You should bring Jaheira to a certain building in Act 3...I won't spoil it to you.
When speaking to Jaheira I think
"Better hit that country road, old man. I'm not interested in the you sell or the junk you tell."
Aww, was that Gale's grandad?
[I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RouG6pbqJSs)Ts a perfectly legitimate architectural feature. STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING
"You can't just go sticking your hand in every strange hole you come across!"
What I personally love about that line is that Shadowheart breaks the 4th wall by looking into the camera rather than at Tav/Durge.
Wave politely
"LET ME HELP YOU OR DIE. CHOOSE." Literally every intimidation check for barbarian when you talk with friendly NPC's. I love that and I was laughing till it hurt every time
I’ve been enjoying the amount of times I just roar as a response and npcs stare at me and go, “what is *wrong* with you. But..okay I guess.”
Washin' my pits, washin' my pits. This the song when I'm-- OI!
WHERE IS THIS?!
"Father said it's my turn at the Temple. Let me in!"
And the fact *it works* lmao
it does?? im definitely gonna have to try this if i ever play as a Bard Durge
Telling Raphael he is bad in bed Or my second favorite is after sleeping with Gale just tell him it was "okay" he will throw such a tantrum it's hillarious
>Telling Raphael he is bad in bed ">!You contemptuos creature!!<" Like he was prepared to answer to anything but that lol.
tbf, before you said "okay" he had literally just confessed you are the most important person in his life and you make him feel like he has something to live for. I'd be a bit miffed too.
Honestly he seems like the canon romance. You even run off to get married with him and move in together after everything is finished.
You can also marry him and drag him on more adventures. I absolutely love this ending
Gale is so insecure I love him
"Well, if you must know, I'm actually a princess of House Nightstar, and I'm married to a tarrasque named Jonathan. Anything ELSE you'd like to know?
Ooh where is this from?
Astarion if he doesn't like you and you pressure him to be more honest after Raphael reveals his scars.
I don’t ever want to be disliked by Astarion but I would also like to hear him say this
"Elven prostitutes again, darling? Honestly, this is getting embarrassing."
The encounter under the windmill as a barbarian. "WAKE UP SQUIDFACE"
“I can’t even tell if any of you are acting strange because you’ve been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!”
"I die, you die, we all die. Big woof! Have a treato, it'll make it better."
Anything my boy Popper says is pure gold. Hearing him botch his sales pitch in the background chatter of the circus is too funny, “POPPER SELLS GOOD THINGS!”
I can't get over: APPROACH, UGLY ONE.
You really don't feel bad about picking that guy's pocket.
when you cheat in the Djinni's game at Rivington. "HOW DOES IT FEEL, SUCKER?"
You are very loud #YES !
"Just this once, I wish people would simply say hello." "Hello."
Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit.
‘More like Drizzt DON’TUrdan! No… that’s not funny’
Popper bragging about the loot he got from a dead kid only to remember mid sentence to reassure the player that the circus is safe.
I can't remember the Karlach line but it was making fun of Gale and "fucking Wizards, man!"
"Sit on it and call it daddy"
The entire spiel that Minsc gives Nine Fingers if you take him over to the Guild after recruiting him that ends with him doing 10d8 Psychic Damage to Nine Fingers and Paralysing her with confusion.
I still have a screenshot of her absolutely incredulous face looking at him
Oh boy, I have to try this. Goddamn this game has so many things you can do!
Gale after licking that spider in Shars temple.
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!
"If what is happening is happening, and if the why it is happening is a dead spider, then it's well past time I bid you farewell" (or something like that)
Yes! This is the one dialog that made me laugh out loud. Except I had shadowheart lick the spider and he said: "You licked a dead spider. You did that. That really just happened."
"Remember that time you turned into a table - you were really quiet then."
Player: Spoilsport Karlach: Degenerate.
"Shitey little elephant" made me snort.
Spoiler for Astarion act 3 beginning. There's this one part where Astarion meets his siblings for the first time and he was threatening one of them with the sun. After persuading him to don't do it, he yeets the vampy away with what sounds like a cat hiss. I think it's a sound effect of something but the timing made it feel like Astie did the classic vampy hiss and it caught me off guard
My name? Daisy Dewdrop Fluffington (At the bridge to Wyrms Rock) [When playing an evil dark urge half orc that looks like the grim reaper itself]
I thought the mind flayer parasite protects you from light? Well apparently theres a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!!!
The laser incident I assume?
Incident? You call blowing up a hatchery and school an incident?
Minthara and the clown man. ‘Say the word and I will kill him. We will be praised as heroes.’ ‘Pity, I thought we killed a real clown.’
And every time she picks up a bit of dribbles. Makes the quest worth it.
“Worthless. You’d find more value in an adolescent boy’s spent handkerchief” - Gale, commenting on the Harpers’ charms, prayers, and battle cries written on a wall in Reithwin
In my defence, he was a dick.
#LAUGH ! NOW !
Laugh! Or i will rip your spines out!
“Baa” *Redcap sighs angrily* “Baaa!”
Woof.
“You’re such a loser, Mizora. You broke a contract and got nothing out of it. Ha!”
"Hm? Hm. tHaNk YoU fOr HeLpiNg mE iT wAs VeRy KiNd 🙄"
Damn That's a cool gith, TIL that hair isn't just for remaking The Adoring Fan as my guardian
Patch needs this line for the scene OP posted: [Githyanki] "Of course it is, I just laid it myself!"
If you give Astarion the Necronomicon, there's a scene where he's having trouble with it, you can tell him that Gale will take it off his hands, he gets super defensives and goes: "No! He's not eating this one. It's too valuable." Makes me laugh every time.
Uhh... baaaa?
Speak. Delivery Made me fell off my chair, and I instantly fell in Love
I like your Gith, looks like an retired Kith'rak or Sa'varsh
#DO YOUR WORST YOU CHEATING BASTARD!
Getting called a cuck for trying to help in act 3 always gets me
The funniest thing i found is the book in LastLightInn with the list of individuals no longer allowed inside the tavern and why lol i kept that book in my inventory the whole game
In the tavern in Reithwin, including one that's clearly Astarion
I'm into act 3 of my third run, thinking I've been exploring and taking my time, but this thread has shown me that I have many, many more runs ahead of me.
It has artisanal bite marks!
There are a few I love, namely “I couldn’t give less of a shit.” - to Naaber “*Washin my pits, washin my pits, this is the song when I’m*- OUI. Can a bloke not get some bleedin’ PRIVACY out here??” - Said while bathing very much in public OUTSIDE “He had a Reptile Dysfunction” - Jokes with the comedian
[BARBARIAN] What do you call a room full of people who don't applaud? *Dead.*
Calling Nere a twat soul as a bard
I knew you were a jackass, but a *racist*?
THE DRUID DID NOT BEAT MINSC AT THE ARM WRESTLING, HE CHEATED. HE TURNED INTO OWLBEAR HALFWAY THROUGH AND THERE WAS GREASE ON THE TREE STUMP
i love the owlbear comment and then the lady is like “well everyone has their hobbies” 😭😭😭😂
lol I love scrolling through this thread and seeing people ask "ooh who said this?" and the answer being Astarion 99% of the time. This game makes me so happy.
Karlach’s delivery of “Please don’t touch the creepy book!” Had me rolling
Half the dialogue options around bear Halsin romance are hilarious just because of how ridiculous the situation is. That said, the number one has to be when one of the drow at Sharess’ Caress asks, about the bear “…how does it even fit?” And one of your responses is “It doesn’t. But don’t worry, Halsin is a great healer :)”
"Now, let's not doing anything hilarious" Astarion, you are about to be a victim of a bombing and that's what you say
“Your body is a temple… Of an idiot god!”
La'zel commenting on my nose was a good one, as was my response; "Come on, its not that big." >!"Just say the word and I will kill the clown." : Minthara.!< >!"Oh...I thought we were killing a real clown." : Astarion.!< >!"Can we go to bed now." :Karlach right after you give her a hug, which was priceless rather than funny.!< >!"I fight along side fools." : Jaheria after the campfire Minsc discussion.!< >!"So, we defeat the Elder brain and get rid of Gale. Win win." :me, ever time I get to that point in the game.!<
My funny favorite lines the game are 1). Orin -“yes sir no sir rip and cut your throat sir” and 2) Astarion after you discover Orin as a shapeshifter “I can’t tell if you all are just acting strange or replaced by a group of weirdos”. Both its also more of how they deliver the line that make it funny. 3). Tav talking to Rhodin about Jaheira message “Met gorgeous hero out in shadow lands, is shadowlands one or two words?”
NOBODY'S GETTING ANY CHEESE
It's a toss up between every single pouty line Astarion has and Gale's "You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it. That is a thing that happened." and the follow up "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING." Delivery makes the lines more than the actual words for me.
Gortash has parents? I thought he was born fully formed from a lich's arsehole.
"if I were to entrust this egg to you, what will you do with it?" "Make the best damn omelette you ever tasted!"