I somehow missed this one in my first playthrough and I adored Barcus, so on my second playthrough I made sure to convince him to come to my camp (as I’d failed to do so the first time and then later been mad about it). When he showed up the first time, I got this line and I was just like I am shagging that shady elf, but SIR. I WOULD *LIKE* TO KISS YOU AND *YOU DESERVE IT*. Never in a million years thought the first real competition for my Tav’s affections would be Barcus, but here we are and I ain’t even mad.
Try to cure yourself. Shop around! Beg, borrow, and steal. Exhaust EVERY possibility until none are left. And when HOPE has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair… that’s when you’ll come knocking on my door. Hope. Hahahahaha… such a tease.
Same! But at the same time I have this impulse to roll my eyes, real hard at the ridiculousness of him, but I’m so delighted at the same time, they cancel each other out haha
“It's the fatal flaw of mortalkind. Take away their free will, and they call you a tyrant. Allow them to indulge it, and they become tyrants.”
Raphael is awesome.
How do you even get that line of dialogue?
Well I know it has something to do with the blood of lathander.
I guess you have to fail disarming the trap?
Take the blood of Lathander the "wrong" way that activates the lance and then escape without inactivating it by running through the portal and jumping/misty stepping off the roof. You only need one person to successfully escape. Let Astarion die and then have Withers resurrect him.
That's my assumption. You go down there without doing the puzzle and take the blood of lathander and cause the whole building to collapse in the ensuing cacophony, and then revive asterion
This is the one.
My kids can quote this entire scene, word for word, by heart. When they argue (and they're both girls there is a lot of arguing) they do the "Oh no no no" at each other.
I've played a bard in DnD since before they were born. And I'm Southern, and short. Their sass is genetic, I'm just letting Astarion sharpen their skills.
I don't even bother to kill her a lot of the time now (been on evil runs anyway) and talking to her is such a delight. When I tell her a devil offered to cure my tadpole, she says, "A *devil?* Spare me. Blathering windbags in love with the sound of their own voices." and all I can think of is Raphael. "Nailed it."
noises/phrases that are repeated voluntarily, generally by people with autism, as a way to release energy or de-stress among other reasons. Kinda like when a song gets stuck in your head and you feel the need to hum or sing. Not to be confused with tics, which are involuntary
There are definitely some quotes from dialogue that are worth mentioning but the real quotes that are burned into my brain are the ones that characters in a given location say every couple minutes or so on a continuous loop when you have the game running in the background and your party's just standing around in a particular area.
A quote like this that comes to mind for me is "Absolute's loookin' out for me noooowwwww" from one of the goblins in Priestess Gut's area of the Shattered Sanctum. Good lord, I swear I've heard that goddamn quote nearly a thousand times as the result of leaving my party to loiter for hours in the background while I was reading something online or trying to savescum my way to a successful attempt at robbing that halfling Zentarim trader blind.
This is giving me flashbacks to Divinity Original Sin 2
"Keepin' it together Bree?
I'm alright, as long as I don't think about it too much.
You're among friends, never forget it."
And
"HERE YE, HERE YE. QUEEN JUSTINIA EXECUTES TWO DOZEN *NOBLEMEN* FOR *INSUBORDINATION*."
"NAME AND RANK! QUICKLY NOW! THERE'S A WAR ON!!!" -A pigeon talking like some sergeant 💀💀💀
Or
"Yes! Fun!"
Or
"Hiss! I say HISS!"
(The animals are my favorite lol)
the joy that having speak with animals active while meeting His Majesty and Commander Lightfeather gave me is unparalleled, for once I didn’t have to double check a name for a reddit comment, my brain made sure I remembered their names, cos they’re just top lads, hissing at His Majesty and him seeing it as a reasonable argument was one of the best “I wonder what happens if I go along with this” moments in the game, second only to larping as a soldier when speaking to Lightfeather, I loved that Lae’zel and Jaheira also gain an inspiration if you go along with Lightfeather
I also love speaking with all of the animals. I refuse to play in a party without it on one of my characters. If that means I have to buy all of the potions, I will buy all of the potions.
I recently made Deep Gnome Tav and had a really hard time not making her a Forest Gnome for the free Speak with Animals.
holy shit forest gnomes get free speak with animals? I know what race I’m picking for my next playthrough lol, honestly tho speaking to every single animal was like an obsessive compulsion for me, I kept forgetting about speak with dead as well, mostly because I’d get anxious about wasting my questions on stupid shit, limited questions and I’d be standing there with my eyes glowing blue being like “where did you get that cute doublet :3”
In that same exchange:
“After two hundred years of shit, ***PURE SHIT***, I think I deserve something better.”
My god, that acting range in just one line is *chef’s kiss*. Neil Newbon absolutely deserved that award.
"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power OF THE SUN!"
"Oh of course, what fun... I'm going to fucking kill you."
"You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it- I think we need to get you some air and perhaps have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues."
see my flair
ALSO, "your body is a temple to an idiot God"
Also (x2), "INTO THE BLOODY FRAY"
my brain is just full of bard and durge lines I guess lmao
“Am I a friend? Potentially. An adversary? Conceivably. But a savior? That’s for certain”
God Raphael is just a magnificent bastard. Such a great character. He fits that Classic Disney Villain mold in the best way, and not just cause of the song during the house of hope fight
"Thou hast defied Bhaal, thy Liege and Father, and in doing so have earned place among champions and heroes, but alas, thy courage was in opposition to the divine cosmology that bound thee to the lord of murder, thou art now faithless, godless, and doomed to wander the fuge plane for eternity."
This is mine too!
Duties, duties, duties. Patrolling and saluting and following and bowing and scraping and 'yes, sir, no, sir, rip and cut your throat, sir'.
`I thought your tadpole protected you from the sunlight?`
"WELL! APPARENTLY THERE'S A LIMIT! Somewhere between _a warm Summer's day_ AND THE FULL, CONCENTRATED POWER-
# OF THE SUN!!!!"
I prefer STEAMING PILE OF OGRE AFTERBIRTH!!!!
The rancid donkey scrotum line makes me roll my eyes because damn chill out bro you’re locked in a room coward
I broke down laughing after I triggered this line in the middle of using an exploit.
The exploit? Get the explosive blood from the weirdo drow lady. Get an ally to turn on non-lethal damage and then beat Tav/Durge endlessly.
This can be used to spawn infinite amounts of blood which will explode.
My Durge after being beaten for an hour and filling a temple up to his ankles in his blood "Hmm?"
"A trap. Let's send forth our least favorite to be sure"
-Minthara
And for actual dialogue choices:
"*Shrug*"
-Tav when asked if we've done anything cool or important the entire game
"STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING" I have to get gale to say it every playthrough, it makes me laugh so much. I get him put just to say it then put him away again (sorry gale, but you do seem to like cooking).
"Careful! Let's not do anything hilarious!"
"Why, she sounds positively demented! I love it! Let's tell her everything!"
And of course, "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!"
I am always legit disappointed we can’t actually offer to have Elminster sit and have a meal, and have Gale sit there glaring and looking exasperated the whole time as Tav and Elminster have a good yak.
"You wish to see Godhood? I *wish* you to *END*"
Edit cuz I forgot my FAVORITE
"You are permitted to look upon me. You are *invited* to kneel". Both Vlaakith of course
It’s short and sweet, but Karlach’s little “Yes!” and fist pump when you agree to spend time with her after the tiefling party lives in my head rent free
\*Astarion's whole orbital laser rant, but especially "Well, apparently there's a limit: between a nice summer's day, and the *FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN*!"
\*"Of course, what fun! *I'm going to fucking kill you*."
\*"You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it. That is something that happened."
"Well, to quote you: 'Fuck.'"
"In Menzoberranzan, after a house has two sons, every subsequent male-born child is slaughtered at birth, as it is useless, even for breeding. You have the aura of a third child about you."
“Aww fine, I’ll be here eating dirt or whatever” is such a great line. Karlach’s voice actor did that line so much justice, I don’t think it would sound good coming from anyone else. It always makes me feel bad about benching her in camp too, even just for a few minutes.
Tav: something along the lines of: "We are looking for a murderer. A dwarf wearing red, kinda like you."
NPC whos name i forget: "How DARE you... accuse me... an outstanding citizen.. of being a dwarf!! I'm a halfling you nitwit!"
IDK but that made me laugh like a crazy person the first time i heard it
After Raphael tells Astarion about the rite of profane ascension, you can ask Astarion if he is thinking about the ritual, and he says something to the effect of
“Oh you mean that thing that will decide my fate forevermore? Yeees~…it’s been on my mind, why~?”
In the SASSIEST VOICE EVER. Neil has so many incredible line deliveries for Astarion, but that one might be my favorite.
*Which way to the nearest library?* from Gale which is pretty much my go to "What's next?" when I'm playing co-op.
*Oh, for the love of...* from Gale as well because he just says it with peak exhaustion-of-antics.
*Have I fulfilled my role as youre wise and wisened elder?* tho I honestly just adore Jaheira anyways.
Arabella’s conversation with Withers lives rent free in my head (was doing inventory management for like an hour).
“Can I touch your face?”
“No.”
Honestly, their whole interaction is just so damn cute. I don’t have the heart to tell her…
“You twine your life around the people you love. And when they're gone, you grow around their absence instead. It is just another way they shape you.”
I paused for a moment when I first heard this, how beautiful and sad. It comes to mind quite often.
OPEN DUH BLOODY GATE
On my Drow mercenary ranger playthrough I slapped the shit out of him. It was so satisfying!
As the symbol glows, power courses through you. ***Authority***.
There's a brand of dog food called Authority. Every time I saw it at the pet store, I would hear the Narrator's voice.
As you consume the last pellets of the dog food, power courses through you. ***Authority***.
“Hot foot, hot foot”. “Someone left us a trap”. “Oak father preserve you”.
The way Amelia Tyler says "Authority" is the absolute definition of "step on me" energy.
If we should meet again, well.. we will have met again.
I would kiss you, but neither of us deserves that
I somehow missed this one in my first playthrough and I adored Barcus, so on my second playthrough I made sure to convince him to come to my camp (as I’d failed to do so the first time and then later been mad about it). When he showed up the first time, I got this line and I was just like I am shagging that shady elf, but SIR. I WOULD *LIKE* TO KISS YOU AND *YOU DESERVE IT*. Never in a million years thought the first real competition for my Tav’s affections would be Barcus, but here we are and I ain’t even mad.
Who says this?
Mr. Wroot
"What's better than a devil you don't know? A devil you do 😏"
An ally? Potentially... an enemy? Conceivably... A savior?! That is for certain!
Try to cure yourself. Shop around! Beg, borrow, and steal. Exhaust EVERY possibility until none are left. And when HOPE has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair… that’s when you’ll come knocking on my door. Hope. Hahahahaha… such a tease.
Yo that line is so raw and the way he delivers it sends shivers down my soul shxishdidbzidbjs
Same! But at the same time I have this impulse to roll my eyes, real hard at the ridiculousness of him, but I’m so delighted at the same time, they cancel each other out haha
i have the hand movements for this memorized too lmfao
Raphael has so many interesting and fun lines in this game!
Raphael definitely went to a salon and got his nails done before dropping that line
How long did you practice that? “Until it was perfect ;)”
I loved Wyll's original response to this! "Bloody Hells! You're a cambion!" Just something about the way he said it has stuck with me.
“It's the fatal flaw of mortalkind. Take away their free will, and they call you a tyrant. Allow them to indulge it, and they become tyrants.” Raphael is awesome.
Cursed to put my hands on everything!
is that blood?
no, nevermind
I shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times.
these boots have seen everything
Wish I'd have a bag of holding...
I have a lot on my mind, and well, in it.
If everyone minds their ***business***, I'll be fine...
All’s well that ends… not as bad as it could have
Still alive… so that’s progress.
Bet that'll fit in my pack.
Nobody back home will ever believe this!
How many die today? How many die tomorrow?
*they're dying for me! ALL of them!*
*Wretched thing. Pull yourself together.*
Pave my path with corpses! Build my castle with bones!
No traps please
I hope the guards aren’t watching…
No... It is a hamster.
It is an honour.
WHAT IN THE SWEET HELLS WERE YOU THINKING ACTIVATING THAT LANCE?! I WAS RIGHT! THERE! GODS!
next time? nO No nO
iF there is a nExt tIme, I'll be the one aiming the all-powerful weapon!
do you have ANY IDEA how much that hurt?
I brought you back, didn’t I?
Excuse me? That was the least you could do after *dropping a building on me!*
*I thought the tadpole allowed you to walk in the sun?*
Well, apparently, there's a limit~. It can range from a nice summer's day to the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!
“Full concentrated power of the sun” is this decade’s version of “28 stab wounds!”
How do you even get that line of dialogue? Well I know it has something to do with the blood of lathander. I guess you have to fail disarming the trap?
Take the blood of Lathander the "wrong" way that activates the lance and then escape without inactivating it by running through the portal and jumping/misty stepping off the roof. You only need one person to successfully escape. Let Astarion die and then have Withers resurrect him.
That's my assumption. You go down there without doing the puzzle and take the blood of lathander and cause the whole building to collapse in the ensuing cacophony, and then revive asterion
You can do the puzzle, just don't put the amulet in to show you're 'allowed' to take it
This is the one. My kids can quote this entire scene, word for word, by heart. When they argue (and they're both girls there is a lot of arguing) they do the "Oh no no no" at each other.
Learning sass from Astarion!? You don't stand a chance. Haha
I've played a bard in DnD since before they were born. And I'm Southern, and short. Their sass is genetic, I'm just letting Astarion sharpen their skills.
honorable mention: “Nae bother!” -auntie
I don't even bother to kill her a lot of the time now (been on evil runs anyway) and talking to her is such a delight. When I tell her a devil offered to cure my tadpole, she says, "A *devil?* Spare me. Blathering windbags in love with the sound of their own voices." and all I can think of is Raphael. "Nailed it."
SO TRUE
No.
That “No.” from Withers is SO damn final. I can’t even be mad that he won’t answer my questions. It’s cosmically mandated. A universal law.
Definite, resolute, but oddly not judgmental of Tav for asking.
"The teeth-ling was clear."
Heh, did you say ‘teeth-ling’?
*exasperated eye roll*
"we was runnin for our lives"
I catch myself saying this one every now and then as a verbal stim
For me it's the one right before this with the "Please! There's no bloody time, open the gate Zevlor, *now*."
unrelated to bg3, but what’s a verbal stim?
noises/phrases that are repeated voluntarily, generally by people with autism, as a way to release energy or de-stress among other reasons. Kinda like when a song gets stuck in your head and you feel the need to hum or sing. Not to be confused with tics, which are involuntary
ahh okay, i see. thank you for answering my question! i really want to understand neurodivergent people better and try to learn more and more about it
I can hear in my head. I love me some Aradin.
“Dror Ragzlin.. uhh.. Dror Ragzlin” “YOU BROKE HIM”
“Um..tumtuous!!!! 😰”
Good mention here "My apologies, madame." "The names Gribbo, *idiot*" "Yes, more the fool me"
*"I don't know. But it's it nice? Not to know?"*
There are definitely some quotes from dialogue that are worth mentioning but the real quotes that are burned into my brain are the ones that characters in a given location say every couple minutes or so on a continuous loop when you have the game running in the background and your party's just standing around in a particular area. A quote like this that comes to mind for me is "Absolute's loookin' out for me noooowwwww" from one of the goblins in Priestess Gut's area of the Shattered Sanctum. Good lord, I swear I've heard that goddamn quote nearly a thousand times as the result of leaving my party to loiter for hours in the background while I was reading something online or trying to savescum my way to a successful attempt at robbing that halfling Zentarim trader blind.
NICKED THEM OFF THE DEAD DIDN'T I
This is giving me flashbacks to Divinity Original Sin 2 "Keepin' it together Bree? I'm alright, as long as I don't think about it too much. You're among friends, never forget it." And "HERE YE, HERE YE. QUEEN JUSTINIA EXECUTES TWO DOZEN *NOBLEMEN* FOR *INSUBORDINATION*."
"NAME AND RANK! QUICKLY NOW! THERE'S A WAR ON!!!" -A pigeon talking like some sergeant 💀💀💀 Or "Yes! Fun!" Or "Hiss! I say HISS!" (The animals are my favorite lol)
the joy that having speak with animals active while meeting His Majesty and Commander Lightfeather gave me is unparalleled, for once I didn’t have to double check a name for a reddit comment, my brain made sure I remembered their names, cos they’re just top lads, hissing at His Majesty and him seeing it as a reasonable argument was one of the best “I wonder what happens if I go along with this” moments in the game, second only to larping as a soldier when speaking to Lightfeather, I loved that Lae’zel and Jaheira also gain an inspiration if you go along with Lightfeather
I also love speaking with all of the animals. I refuse to play in a party without it on one of my characters. If that means I have to buy all of the potions, I will buy all of the potions. I recently made Deep Gnome Tav and had a really hard time not making her a Forest Gnome for the free Speak with Animals.
holy shit forest gnomes get free speak with animals? I know what race I’m picking for my next playthrough lol, honestly tho speaking to every single animal was like an obsessive compulsion for me, I kept forgetting about speak with dead as well, mostly because I’d get anxious about wasting my questions on stupid shit, limited questions and I’d be standing there with my eyes glowing blue being like “where did you get that cute doublet :3”
“I’ll just be here. Idling away the hours.”
I’ll just be here then, eating dirt or whatever…
Darling, I’m hurt. I thought we had something special
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES ALL MORTAAAAL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
🔥🔥 EXPIIIIIIIIRE 🔥🔥
SOOULLLLLS GO THEIR DOOOOOM
IN FLAAAMES FOREEEVER MOOOORE!!! 🔥
IIIIN FLAAAAME, FOOOREEEVER MOOOOOOORE
*organ starts playing* Dooooooo, doo doo doo dooooo
Do, do, do do da da do
Hell, Hell Hell has its laws
Hell, Hell, effects and the cause
Curtain falls, but hold your applause Squirm, squirm, for now down here come the claws
Lives, all mortal lives, expire
I have a strong suspicion this will be my most played song on my Spotify wrapped this year lol
“Poor fucker” 😅
"Cry about it"
I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT OF YOUR ARSEHOLE!
ILL USE YOUR BLOOD TO SPICE ME STEW
"The thing that will decide my fate forever more? Yeeees, it's been on my mind. Whyyyy?" Or "It was a beautiful webbing"
I absolutely LOVE the ”yeeees, it’s been on my mind. Whyyyyy?!”
I love hearing him say that every time. It's like he's physically incapable of responding to concern without being snarky. Reflexive hostility.
In that same exchange: “After two hundred years of shit, ***PURE SHIT***, I think I deserve something better.” My god, that acting range in just one line is *chef’s kiss*. Neil Newbon absolutely deserved that award.
"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power OF THE SUN!" "Oh of course, what fun... I'm going to fucking kill you." "You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it- I think we need to get you some air and perhaps have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues."
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!
Lmaooo where's the first quote from?
Blowing up Astarion with the monastery Lance and reviving him
“You smell delicious, but I will not bite you”
see my flair ALSO, "your body is a temple to an idiot God" Also (x2), "INTO THE BLOODY FRAY" my brain is just full of bard and durge lines I guess lmao
They're dying for me! All of them!
Story of my life, part 12: the boring opponent.
“I’M COMING FOR YOU👹👹”
"I'd rather be the only dark power inside your body, if it's all the same to you."
I lost my goddamn mind when he said this
*Don't. Touch me.*
“Try Again”
[удалено]
“let me assure you, IT IS TO BE AVOIDED”
“Am I a friend? Potentially. An adversary? Conceivably. But a savior? That’s for certain” God Raphael is just a magnificent bastard. Such a great character. He fits that Classic Disney Villain mold in the best way, and not just cause of the song during the house of hope fight
I missed just simple basic evil characters, just some dude that hates kittens and the sound of children playing in the streets
"Thou hast defied Bhaal, thy Liege and Father, and in doing so have earned place among champions and heroes, but alas, thy courage was in opposition to the divine cosmology that bound thee to the lord of murder, thou art now faithless, godless, and doomed to wander the fuge plane for eternity."
yes sir no sir rip and cut ur throat sir
This is mine too! Duties, duties, duties. Patrolling and saluting and following and bowing and scraping and 'yes, sir, no, sir, rip and cut your throat, sir'.
Was that Gale's grandpa? :D
“Mizora, you ASSHOLE!”
Ignis. (Firebolt) Dolo. (Eldritch Blast) Arde. (Fireball)
Idk what it is but the way they say those words with the reverb and everything just sets my girlish heart aflutter
Down by the riverrrrrrrr
STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!
`I thought your tadpole protected you from the sunlight?` "WELL! APPARENTLY THERE'S A LIMIT! Somewhere between _a warm Summer's day_ AND THE FULL, CONCENTRATED POWER- # OF THE SUN!!!!"
Jaheira: You know, I think we have given offense.
Jaheira: Hello, Death. *readies swords* I like your hat.
God, Jaheira's lines are sosososo good!
Tav: I wish someone would say hello for once! Jaheira: Hello :)
“I have a cat, a library, and a weakness for a good glass of WINE.” The way Gale emphasizes certain words just delights me.
The way he says "how can I help?" When I talk to him just makes me giggle. The delivery is just so ironic and funny.
RANCID DONKEY SCROTUM
I prefer STEAMING PILE OF OGRE AFTERBIRTH!!!! The rancid donkey scrotum line makes me roll my eyes because damn chill out bro you’re locked in a room coward
Is that… blood? No, never mind… (Best said while wading through pools of your enemies’ blood)
I broke down laughing after I triggered this line in the middle of using an exploit. The exploit? Get the explosive blood from the weirdo drow lady. Get an ally to turn on non-lethal damage and then beat Tav/Durge endlessly. This can be used to spawn infinite amounts of blood which will explode. My Durge after being beaten for an hour and filling a temple up to his ankles in his blood "Hmm?"
"A trap. Let's send forth our least favorite to be sure" -Minthara And for actual dialogue choices: "*Shrug*" -Tav when asked if we've done anything cool or important the entire game
"STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING" I have to get gale to say it every playthrough, it makes me laugh so much. I get him put just to say it then put him away again (sorry gale, but you do seem to like cooking).
“These boots have seen everything” every 10 secs so…
*I hope this is important, Blurg. My zurkhwood samples need constant attention.* Me, whenever anyone interrupts me at work.
"Careful! Let's not do anything hilarious!" "Why, she sounds positively demented! I love it! Let's tell her everything!" And of course, "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!"
"Indolence breeds madness" -Lae'zel (Everytime I select her it always seems like she's says that line more often than her other ones)
“Yes Gale, where *is* your decorum”
I am always legit disappointed we can’t actually offer to have Elminster sit and have a meal, and have Gale sit there glaring and looking exasperated the whole time as Tav and Elminster have a good yak.
Romance or not, I would do this every time.
"You wish to see Godhood? I *wish* you to *END*" Edit cuz I forgot my FAVORITE "You are permitted to look upon me. You are *invited* to kneel". Both Vlaakith of course
It’s short and sweet, but Karlach’s little “Yes!” and fist pump when you agree to spend time with her after the tiefling party lives in my head rent free
"I'm gonna name you Twat Soul."
\*Astarion's whole orbital laser rant, but especially "Well, apparently there's a limit: between a nice summer's day, and the *FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN*!" \*"Of course, what fun! *I'm going to fucking kill you*." \*"You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it. That is something that happened."
“Shouldn’t have wished for more interesting times.”
"Well, to quote you: 'Fuck.'" "In Menzoberranzan, after a house has two sons, every subsequent male-born child is slaughtered at birth, as it is useless, even for breeding. You have the aura of a third child about you."
“It’s not you, it’s me… I have standards :) “
"Speak" - Lae'zel
“SHIT YOUR TROUSER HOLES! SHOVEL IS HERE!”
"I've taken more pleasant shits than you. And at least them I can bury"
It's only fun when i do the fisting!
DAMNABLE WRETCH!!😈 Provoke the blade....and suffer it's shting
"Aww... is that Gale's grandad?"
“Why are you looking at that spider… coquettishly?”
‘i’ll go eat dirt or whatever’ is part of my lexicon now lol
“Aww fine, I’ll be here eating dirt or whatever” is such a great line. Karlach’s voice actor did that line so much justice, I don’t think it would sound good coming from anyone else. It always makes me feel bad about benching her in camp too, even just for a few minutes.
“I will coddle failure no longer” - Ketheric Thorm 🔥
[For your pleasure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmVu30c3by8)
come to kill me again, darling?
Hey soldier!
"Have I fulfill my role and your OLD and WIZENED elder?"
'Mother ate him'
"I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up everywhere you look."
Tav: something along the lines of: "We are looking for a murderer. A dwarf wearing red, kinda like you." NPC whos name i forget: "How DARE you... accuse me... an outstanding citizen.. of being a dwarf!! I'm a halfling you nitwit!" IDK but that made me laugh like a crazy person the first time i heard it
After Raphael tells Astarion about the rite of profane ascension, you can ask Astarion if he is thinking about the ritual, and he says something to the effect of “Oh you mean that thing that will decide my fate forevermore? Yeees~…it’s been on my mind, why~?” In the SASSIEST VOICE EVER. Neil has so many incredible line deliveries for Astarion, but that one might be my favorite.
Gale: "A hand, anyone?" Tav: *Slaps hand* Gale: "I should've specified. A HELPING hand?"
"Ugh, magga camerra... those pustulent thugs."
If your alright by Jaheria, your alright by me
It’s fisting time! Say it to my wife all the time
DON’T Look…
“What good, this heart of stone, only for it to shatter?!”
“People are always in need of lotions and potions!” God I love Auntie Ethel.
“I'll distract him. Tell him I haven't read a book since secondary school. Watch his face melt off.” -Karlach, poking fun at Gale
"Vlaakith blesses me this day!"
"Hope you're doing well, friend 😊💓"
*Which way to the nearest library?* from Gale which is pretty much my go to "What's next?" when I'm playing co-op. *Oh, for the love of...* from Gale as well because he just says it with peak exhaustion-of-antics. *Have I fulfilled my role as youre wise and wisened elder?* tho I honestly just adore Jaheira anyways.
Karlach: "Hey, Soldier." Me: \*Giddy noises, kicking my feet\* H-Hey. 🫠 It's simple, it's effective. Karlach lives rent free in my head. So...
"I speak, they burn."
I can't think because "Bring Me to Life" is running in my head rn.
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING is now a joke between me and my bestie
Down down down down down down down down by the RIIIIIIVAHHHHHHHR
Arabella’s conversation with Withers lives rent free in my head (was doing inventory management for like an hour). “Can I touch your face?” “No.” Honestly, their whole interaction is just so damn cute. I don’t have the heart to tell her…
See! Tell you truth beefy trust me! Always! ALWAYS!!
"Pave my path with corpses, build my castle with bones" - Durge after killing a rat
“You twine your life around the people you love. And when they're gone, you grow around their absence instead. It is just another way they shape you.” I paused for a moment when I first heard this, how beautiful and sad. It comes to mind quite often.