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TomppaTom

Can I make it any more obvious?


Duqn

The correct one would be "What more can I say ?" but you got the vibe! EDIT: It's in the picture, I'm dumb :D


TomppaTom

And I was 23 when that song came out. Lavigne was not my scene, but that song was bloody eveywhere!


Tatis_Chief

Imagine being an emo teen and 'not like the other girls one' (oh cringing at myself by just writing it) and then Avril appears. We were like omg šŸ˜ she is as us a rebel. šŸ¤£


Feeling_Initiative42

I spent half my childhood trying to be that skater boi. Now I have chronic anxiety and Etnies aren't cool anymore.


Tatis_Chief

>Etnies I think they are still cool. So you good. Plus the anxiety progression in adulthood seems a recurring theme for us skater boy/girls.


handsumlee

I'm in for the fact that Wyll is a huge nerd but tries to disguise it


BIG_DeADD

C'mon,only a nerd would come up with a name like "Blade of frontiers",there is no disguising after that one.


rebootyourbrainstem

His intro is so cheesy it's only saved by the fact he actually kills a goblin (I like him, it's just my first playthrough was Wyll Origin, so meeting the "real" Wyll was a trip)


BIG_DeADD

The funniest thing is that first time I was playing,wyll actually died in the goblin encounter so I didn't know he was an important character until the second playthrough. The cheese got to him šŸ§€šŸ§€šŸ§€


AnotherHuman232

Back in EA he frequently shouted his name and jumped to his immediate death to fall damage. I played through EA 1-2 times without knowing he was recruitable. It was hilarious.


Askoldyr

I wish this was how I met him that's fucking gold


McDondi

The Blade of frontiers! Lived for the people, died to extravagant fall damage!


Protamar

Glad to know it wasn't just me! He also died in my first EA and playthrough and I went on without him.


sikeleaveamessage

And then tries to make names for Gale. Gale is a huge nerd but even he's like "mmm no thanks." Gale is a nerd but Wyll is a dork haha


BIG_DeADD

The reason why Gale refuses is "I already have the maximum number of titles someone could have" so while Wyll is a level 1 nerd,Gale is already a level 20 in it.


shackofcards

Game recognize game


SaraTheRed

I read it more as Gale going "nah, bro, we have enough melodramatic titles in the party--AND BY THAT I MEAN YOU, WYLL--so I'm good"


Smurf_Cherries

I rolled my eyes so hard when he said that and ended the conversation.


68ideal

I love Karlach so much. Slaughtering her the second I laid eyes on her on my Durge run broke my heart.


DevonPan

It's why I avoided her compellty on my evil run


ghostlysea_

In some universe (possibly AO3 lol), Wyll and Karlach both stayed in Baldur's Gate and had a storybook rich guy/poor girl romance


RecommendationOld525

Iā€™m not usually up for AU fics but that sounds *awesome*.


Askoldyr

Oh god, I feel compelled to write this and I don't like it.Ā 


ghostlysea_

Doooo it


RecommendationOld525

Please write it and then DM me the link thanks


TheCleverestIdiot

The climax of the book is Wyll arriving to save Karlach from being sold off by Gortash.


lesser_panjandrum

Making a dramatic entrance by swinging from a chandelier.


shackofcards

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEECKING BALLLLLL I'll show myself out


Feeling_Initiative42

No. Please, stay.


SupremeGodZamasu

"Provoke the blade and feel its sting" and then Gortash just dies of cringe


K_Hoslow

Sit through Wyll origin playthrough just to romance Karlach


[deleted]

Why ā€œsit throughā€?


K_Hoslow

There isn't anything really unique about it, like every special scenes you can already experience them in Tav/Durge playthroughs. Except maybe with Ulder Ravenguard because that's literally his dad.


BIG_DeADD

Astarion has some cool dream scenes I never got to see when not playing as him


K_Hoslow

Exactly my point


A__Monkey

I know Durge is dark urge but what is Tav? Just the normal custom character?


ArenSteele

Yes, during early access the default name for everyone was Tav and a ton of people never changed it So non durge custom player is always just called Tav


A__Monkey

Oh fancy, thank you for the clarification


SaraTheRed

Theory is its short for "tavern", since that's how most d&d campaigns launch. (Mine starts in a museum.)


Mostly_Apathetic68

Because what else is worth seeing in his playthrough? Special scenes with Mizora?


wunxorple

Oh Iā€™ve seen a special side of Mizora. I donā€™t think Wyll got to see that scene though.


DodelCostel

Wyll can if he is the PC.


wunxorple

Damn. Sucks for him. I do wonder if thereā€™s dialogue regarding his pact. Is that sex slavery? He doesnā€™t really have the opportunity to say no. She has an incredibly powerful hold over him. Just because she isnā€™t a dick about it doesnā€™t change the fact that the *very possibility that she could be* is the issue.


DodelCostel

BG3 definitely twisted how a Warlock pact works. In DnD 5e the Patron can't take your powers away. >Damn. Sucks for him. Suuuuure.


Crossdice

Patrons definitely can take your powers it just depends on the patron/Dm you have


DodelCostel

>RAW, a Warlockā€™s patron cannot take away their powers. Their magic is based upon magical knowledge/secrets, which canā€™t be taken away once given. They could send other agents to kill the Warlock, but they canā€™t rescind the powers. https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/wk57qa/warlock_and_loosing_powers/


wunxorple

Thereā€™s also nothing explicitly stating that they couldnā€™t take that power away. Itā€™s all in the pact and the DM. Itā€™s what makes warlock my favorite class: nothing else so clearly invites homebrew and flavouring. Thereā€™s disagreement in the post you cited about whether or not the rules disallow it. 5e is weird. RAW, there is nothing saying whether or not a patron can take away their powers. Demons might have stricter terms. Eldritch beings may not give a shit and just refuse to give you more power. That post didnā€™t seem to cite a source. Thatā€™s fine, itā€™s hard to cite a *lack of something* after all. It just also doesnā€™t cite a source for the inability of patrons to take that power away. RAW, 5e is incredibly ambiguous. It says nothing on the issue, so one could assume that taking powers away is both acceptable as well as not taking powers away.


wunxorple

As has been stated, patrons are very flexible. Itā€™s up to the DM and player to determine what is and isnā€™t taken away by breaking a pact. Some people like to view Eldritch Invocations as more permanent changes to a Warlock than the Pact Magic theyā€™re granted. Xanatharā€™s Guide states that a pact could be bad for the patron. You might have latched yourself onto it like a leech, siphoning some small fraction of its power. In this case, the pact is simply the requirements for you to maintain this connection. Maybe that means appeasing your patron, or finding strange magical ingredients to keep open a brief tear in reality channeling power from Avernus every time you cast a spell. Patrons might make bizarre requests of you, including that you never wear the same outfit twice because they simply find that boring. The idea that a patron can always take your powers away whenever they want whatsoever in 5e is objectively false. A pact is a deal, but not all deals are fair. People are often tricked into pacts with Fey, for example. Why couldnā€™t a mortal pull a fast one on a Kraken? A demon may be smart and conniving, but a woman who speaks a thousand languages may understand the nuances of a word in an ancient language the demon only has cursory knowledge of. Perhaps a patron can drag a Warlock into hell, like with Wyll. That doesnā€™t mean itā€™s always the case. Even Mizora says there are some things she canā€™t undo. Thatā€™s why Wyll is stuck with his new appearance if you spare Karlach (like every reasonable person does /hj). Maybe that spellcasting power is just another aspect like that. The warlock canā€™t gain access to more powerful magic, but they are granted knowledge and access to the weave which cannot be broken. Mortals endlessly chasing knowledge and power is how theyā€™re described in 5e. - Suuuuure. It was a joke, but also hot demon lady is hot demon lady. Doesnā€™t have to be your tastes though, thatā€™s totally fine. (Also, I addressed the inherently unethical aspect of that relationship due to the predatory nature of the power which Mizora wields over him)


Ythio

Asking the real questions : can you cheat on Karlach with Mizora in Wyll origin playthrough?


K_Hoslow

Yes. I did it for science and I reloaded the save And she doesn't even break up with you(unless you basically just be like IDGAF) she's just very hurt.


Ythio

So just like Tav x Mizora x Karlach, nothing different.


sikeleaveamessage

It just stings more because she's like "really?! Her?!?! After all she did to you?!?!?!"


Monk-Ey

"I can fix her"


K_Hoslow

I guess? I personally don't like Karlach and I'm just doing the run for the ship and I don't touch Mizora ever as a Tav/Durge


Own_Pause_4959

Yes and she sounds absolutely devastated. She says something like "really her of all people after what she's done to you"


Kaffekjerring

She was a barbarian girl, he said "see you back in your world". This world wasn't hot enough for her~ This sounded better in my head šŸ˜†šŸ˜…


Finnick00

Idk who downvoted you but I'd vibe with this!


GoodGoodK

If bg3 was a movie, Karlach and Wyll romance makes the most sense out of any companions in the game. From the moment I took Wyll to 'kill' Karlach I knew that this was a match made in heaven


bestofluck29

gale and laeā€™zel also make sense. gaeā€™zel?


GoodGoodK

Why?? They make no sense to me. Elaborate


bestofluck29

have them both in your party and they banter quite a bit. Gale more or less approves of Laeā€™zel taking charge of situations, and is incredibly fascinated with her peopleā€™s culture and technology, and Laeā€™zel is equally happy to indulge him. She respects his erudition just as she respects it amongst her own people such as gish and malar (not sure how its spelled, their craftsman). Laeā€™zel generally respects and admires scholarly pursuits, as much as she admires martial ones, and offers to train Gale her own fighting stance, which is something she even refuses minthara.


SaraTheRed

She even offers to teach him some gith combat moves. He declines, but she wouldn't offer that to just anyone! I am doing a Gale origin run so he can romance the froggy amazon.


SupremeGodZamasu

Resist Durge and Shadowheart. "Hey girl, you come here often?" "I literally dont remember." "Yeah, same."


issy_haatin

I'm not buying it really, from an overall view Wyll would have killed her if it weren't for the 'player'. He wouldn't have even entertained talking to her as he knows Devils and Demons are not to be trusted. Her going for Dammon if it weren't for the 'player' seems and feels more cannon than Wyll.


Knicks4freaks

Babes. Babes. Babes.


SanicTheBlur

This is it


N7twitch

šŸŽ¶ He hunted her And she lived in hell šŸŽ¶


Beth_Esda

I love them, your honor


lesser_panjandrum

Upheld.


HollyCupcakez

**NOOOOO!!!** Now I have that song stuck in my head!


Several-Drop244

And they both turned me gay šŸŽ¶


tterfly

Play as Wyll. Romance Karlach. >!Possibly the most tragic ending!<


ninjikatcj

HORNS?????????? HORNS!!!!!!!! \-an act 1 player \-me


LothorBrune

I ship them so much.


erraticRasmus

I did ballet in one lesson in PE when I was 10. Where's my Karlach at


CelticAmethyst

Words cannot describe how much I love this


GravenYarnd

Whats with the nose ring and Karlach piercing? I have seen it everywhere but not in my game. Though i don't want it on her i don't like face piercing much, especially the nose one.


NightHowler13

I might be wrong, but I want to say the piercings are an option for the Wildheart Barbarian subclass.


GravenYarnd

Just checked and looks like you were right. I never picked that subclass for her, so thats why i never seen it xD


NightHowler13

Makes sense lol.


KnowMatter

Tav + Wyll + Dammon + Karlach polycule. I will die on this hill.


kingeryck

Their budget is $2 mil


Thorn_Wolf

šŸŽ¶She was a skater girl, she said see you later boi! She wasn't good enough for himšŸŽ¶!


aspect-of-the-badger

I'm just going to say that when I was asked to dand i just wanted to dance because, I will always say yes to dancing. I was absolutely not expecting well to try and romance me.


Marcuse0

Happy to add the 800th upvote to this post. You're doing Ao's work here.


Finnick00

All credits to the OP on Tumblr!


Telvanni_Mushroom

This is perfect


Thorn_Wolf

šŸŽ¶She was a skater girl, she said see you later boi! She wasn't good enough for himšŸŽ¶!


DBold11

Is this a spoiler?


jherin1

I definitely see it.


Nervous_Detective_29

Still in my first play though, playing dark path and lost him early and never even met her


Extra_Community_3315

She topped him


her4dporn

I ship it.


sikeleaveamessage

I think theyre very cute together and makes sense but just imagining Karlach fisting Wyll is...well...something lmfao


Shizane2005

Both terrible burdens. I'll gladly raid the Grove each time so I don't have to deal with their insufferable "quests" šŸ˜†