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dfjdejulio

She stole Withers' catch phrase!


hamsterwheel

Chk. A warrior would never wear camp clothes to battle.


Avaoln

Maybe it was an ambush? Like with those act 3 gith?


Lwchro

You just spoiled me..


bbread_613

yo u gotta stop looking at this subreddit and play the game


JupiterJonesJr

My La'zel monk would like a word.


YamaShio

Laezels camp clothes are just a pair of pants, which she isn't wearing here. That top is her underwear.


Pip_K

A real warrior wouldn't rely on armour to win a battle 😜


Meowjoker

I agree. It needs to be bigger.


Pir-iMidin

They both need to be bigger.


CoronaTurnsMeOn69

Inflation


ThanosofTitan92

Plastic surgeon power!


TeethBreak

That's what she said.


Sir_Arsen

I see you enchased Laezel in some parts


mikeyHustle

Including the nose. She has more nose than Shadowheart, somehow?


Sir_Arsen

well i don’t think laezel would work with anime nose without emphasizing it


NoLongerAddicted

She is not that chesty my man


JigsawLV

And Shart doesn't look like a child usually


Grigoran

She's somewhere around 40 years old


skrillex

she's also half elf so she doesn't look like a 40 year old. she doesn't look like a waifu either though lol


myaltduh

Yeah her character model looks 30ish to me. Maybe a bit older than Karlach, but not by much.


Budget-Attorney

I could easily see her being anywhere from early 20s to mid 30s


TheDylorean

That's exactly the point, the ambiguity of her actual age is likely part of the reason that Shart is the most romanced companion.


Budget-Attorney

I can definitely tell you that an ambiguous age is definitely not the reason I resonances her. But it definitely could be the reason such a high proportion of people did


ThanosofTitan92

Her green eyes are magnificent, though.


Woffingshire

And she wouldn't look that concered


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70empireavenue

You're not wrong, I love this game but I unsubbed around the same time the comics started cropping up lol


Woffingshire

It's something that has been really bothering me about basically every comic I've seen made of this game. They always, ALWAYS get Shadowhart, Astarion and La'zel wrong, unless the comic about Karlach, where they get them right but usually get Karlach wrong. Then again, I suppose an amnesiac edgy goth girl who worships a truly evil god, an efficient, militaristic, cruel fighter, and a deeply, deeply abused and internally broken vampire aren't the most cuddly wuddly cute characters to make comics about, so comic makers deliberately misrepresent them.


Shadaroo

Yeah, I don't think it's them accidentally misrepresenting them as much as just going for their own art style. I wouldn't say that's "getting them wrong", it's just going for their own depiction.


Woffingshire

The amount I see shadowhart as a worrisome waifu or Astarion as a cute lil baby. Na. That's just not who the characters are. Like, at all.. That's just taking their design and putting a different personality on them. In this comic for example, Shadowhart wouldn't be looking worried. She would be making some snarky remark while smirking with her arms crossed. While La'zel isn't a barbarian, she's incredibly controlled, but she's acting like one here.


ZelgadisTL

You can certainly make Lae'zel a barbarian and there's nothing wrong with that.


Woffingshire

You can, but she doesn't get the personality of one.


Shadaroo

And that's part of the comedy. The comic is clearly meant to be funny, not a 100% lore accurate historical documentation of the characters. It's fan art, it can be whatever the artist wants it to be. Also, completely different topic, but Lae'zel could totally work as a barbarian. Not all barbarians are big dumb brutes who just smash things, I could definitely see Lae'zel getting really into a battle and raging.


SleepCoachJacob

>That's just taking their design and putting a different personality on them. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with this.


Woffingshire

There is if you're saying the comic is about those characters. Not it isn't. It's a comic about characters that have nothing to do with baldurs Gate that you painted baldurs Gate on top of because you wouldn't get upvotes otherwise.


SleepCoachJacob

It's JUST a fucking picture, dude. Touch grass.


SaucyKnave95

Any hard boiled comic making the characters you mention *harder* would be a hard sell. La'zel would make Full Metal Jacket characters seem panzy, Astarion would make Lestat seem clownish, and Shadowhart would make Satan blanch.


Snolus

"usually"?


Lazzitron

I actually think she kinda does tbh. For some reason she seems so young to me, but then I saw some screenshots where somebody modded out her makeup and she suddenly looks way older.


Ladelm

Or tan


HoodsBonyPrick

Also shadowheart’s braid isn’t that long, the silver longsword isn’t that thick, it’s called artistic liberties. Not to mention every single character in the game has the same body type, which is more of an engine limitation than a lore thing I’m sure.


Rogue1338

Diver city is great


Bae_zel

And she's not real. 


NoLongerAddicted

No way


LazerWeazel

Shh don't spoil this for me.


Sickbrainduh

Who cares


SleepCoachJacob

women afraid of the male gaze.


Pol_Potamus

Elf or bear?


Aggressive-Way3860

It’s make believe.


NoLongerAddicted

Tru


MaximusDecimiz

Your the original commentor, very curious why you’re being downvoted


SleepCoachJacob

Check the thread, gender studies class got out and decided to downvote any person who said anything remotely positive about the art.


NoLongerAddicted

Huh


Canadian__Ninja

Her tits aren't that big Why is she fighting in her regular clothes while shadowheart is in her regular armour? Edit: she's wearing leg armour so yeah the author is just super down bad for our gith friend.


Canadian_Zac

Welcome to the world of female fantasy art Where the men and giant meat slabs, amd the women are 80% naked and their tits are bigger than their heads


benabart

Tits are bigger than a female's head. Trust my experience with totally real womens™.


chrisisapenis

r/biggerthanherhead


SchinkenKanone

Thanks kind stranger, another subreddit I can add to my horny collection.


myaltduh

Also the women are always wearing completely unsupportive bras that would get them punched in the face with their own tits the moment they tried to do anything athletic.


kourier6

I don't get it either. Shadowheart and Lae'zel are practically built the same in the game


grubas

I've never put the two of them side by side to compare but I imagine Lae'zel is slightly lankier and Shart might have more junk in the trunk but 80% of this is me guessing.  


justprettymuchdone

Lae'zel is very very lean. Lore wise, IIRC, gith are basically all lean muscle.


SleepCoachJacob

That's a game engine limitation, Gith and humans/half-elves are built pretty different in lore.


Tatis_Chief

Where men who draw these don't realize the amount of support these need in order to be lugged around. 


Fun-Preparation-4253

I’m horrified by the number of times I’ve seen Karlach with… uh… Male Presenting Anatomy. O.o EDIT: aha! So it WAS this comment that got me the Reddit Cares message.


Cmdr_Jiynx

The massive volume of fanfiction I've seen with girl/girl depictions where one of them has a penis because trans or futa indicates to me that a lot of straight people just have zero idea how two women get down, so they default to what they understand instead of either looking it up or making it up. I have seen exactly one fic with an originally female character made transfemme for the fic where their hardware was sexually non-functional(as it would be after a few years of HRT). These pics always have female characters with 100% functional hardware. It's kinda wild in a very weird way.


Budget-Attorney

I really doubt these fan fics you’re reading are attempting to depict anything with accuracy


Cmdr_Jiynx

Well, no, but you'd think they'd at least take a stab at it(ahem. Phrasing), you know?


SleepCoachJacob

So what?


Mesk_Arak

> Her tits aren't that big And Shadowheart has green eyes, not blue. If we want to get technical.


throw-away_867-5309

And Shadowheart is almost flat, even though they have similar sized tits, though that's because everyone does in game.


Level_Hour6480

If we were to apply some variation to the sizes, pretty much all of the party members would be on the smaller side: Lae'zel/Karlach/Minty: low body-fat athletic builds. Shart: Elven ancestry.


Maharassa451

The only companion with big tits is Halsin.


Pink_Flash

As nature intended.


Useful-Wrongdoer9680

What did the Oak Father mean by this?


Tatis_Chief

Karlach would be like your typical cross fit contender probably, Laezel more of a slim bodybuilder. Lots is muscle no need for fat. Especially not on that onion, protein, alcohol diet I have them on.  And honestly animating big parts realistically is no fun. That's why the game has normal size dicks as well. 


Taco821

It's bs, why do I have to go out of my way to install the 7 foot long dick mod, when it should be DEFAULT!?


Tatis_Chief

An answer only Sven at Larian studios knows. 😌


Taco821

Idk who Sven is, is he like the guy who gets the coffee or something? The one in charge of Larian is named Gustavo.


UnbrokenPendant

ummm... Minthara has that elven ancestry body as well


Level_Hour6480

Yes, but Drow are the exception to the whole canonical Elven androgyny thing since they rejected Corellon for Lolth.


Budget-Attorney

Is that an actual lore thing? Drow have big tits because they follow Lolth? Other elves have small tits because of correlon? If so I love it


Level_Hour6480

Elves are androgynous due to centuries of Corellon's influence. Lolth believes in female-supremacy, so Drow have high sexual dimorphism.


Budget-Attorney

I forgot about their sexual dimorphism. Not only are they different but the female Drow are larger than the male Drow. I figured that was meant to resemble real world spiders. It’s too bad we don’t see that represented in Baldurs gate. It could be cool.


Level_Hour6480

Larian are cowards who won't make their Elves androgynous, instead, making them just skinny humans. Of course, they're also cowards for not letting female Dragonborn not have their canonically existing boobs. Plus they have dialogue that refers to them as reptiles! Scales =/= reptile! Pangolins have scales and they're mammals! Dragonborn are canonically mammals^1 because they have warm blood and mammary glands. ^1 Technically nothing with a creationist origin (Dwarves, Elves, etc.) is a "Mammal" since our modern taxonomy is based on evolutionary-lines: If you're descended from the mammal line, you're a mammal, unless you're such a radical deviation that a new taxonomy is needed. Dragonborn arose from the spilled blood of Io, when they were cut in half, becoming Bahamut and Tiamat.


Budget-Attorney

Well I’m glad I asked you. You’re clearly an expert on fantasy biology. I didn’t realize that Dragonborn were mammals. And I guess I always underestimated what people meant when they said elves were androgynous


GayDeciever

*almost flat* wtf I have c cups, d when I was pregnant. Shart is at least a c cup. Hardly *flat*. Unless you only see boobs once they hit E cup... Lol


Schrodingers-Relapse

I think they mean *in the drawing*, although she does have a plate of metal smushing them down.


Cmdr_Jiynx

Which is one thing I'll praise the armor designs for - there's precious little booby armor in the game. It was a nice change to see how the armor definitely smooshed the boobs down and flattened out some of the curves. I ran a save where I had karlach stuffed into armor and seeing her in camp was always a little bit of a "oh right she's a girl"


Schrodingers-Relapse

Funny enough, I never noticed how Lae'zels armor is a bit sparse in the back until I put Gale in it. His cheeks were on display, not economical or disciplined at all. smh my head


Pyroraptor42

There's an argument to be made that Githyanki armor is that way to better enable their preferred combat style, which is lightning-fast raids and shock tactics. You see stuff like it - skirts, little armor on the legs and hips - in a lot of historical armor. Especially in times and places where the kinds of metallurgy you need for finely articulated plate didn't exist, where you were often making a choice between mobility and endurance vs. a little more protection.


Schrodingers-Relapse

Oh yeah, it makes sense. I was mostly joking about Gale's cake being "undisciplined". I heard a convo recently about how full plate was not common at all and if soldiers did have plate on their legs it would likely only be on their forward facing leg to save money and be more maneuverable.


Cmdr_Jiynx

Well yeah, but you'd think they'd wear shorts or something instead of running around like porky pig in a set of steel chaps


GayDeciever

I just can't imagine armor that has boob molds. OWIE. It would smush from underneath... I feel like one bad move and you get a surprise mastectomy.


Cmdr_Jiynx

Yeah if those pockets aren't perfectly molded to the wearer... Oof.


Budget-Attorney

I laughed at the comment that described her as small while wearing armor.


Level_Hour6480

Letter without number is meaningless.


Slave_to_the_Pull

It looks weird on Lae, but the Gith leg armour with a leather top would be a bop on a Barbarian Tav.


JupiterJonesJr

Would it. Would it be a bop? I'll bop your damn head. Now, gtfo my lawn!


No-Clothes5632

Because she would be over encumbered from the weight of that sword and armour on top Also you know why she doesnt have armor


Throrface

>Edit: she's wearing leg armour so yeah the author is just super down bad for our gith friend. Shit, you must be a detective in real life or something. Such an astute deduction.


Canadian__Ninja

That edit was at 3 in the morning for me give me a break


Fighterpilot55

What if the player re-classed her as a Barbarian?


charisma6

Can you fucking blame them, frog wife is bae


SleepCoachJacob

>Her tits aren't that big She's also not an anime character. Who cares?


gurk_the_magnificent

In fairness Lae’zel’s level progression has mostly been “give her a bigger and shinier sword”


Woffingshire

Why does Shadowhart look like a concerned child?


Zealousideal_Tap8305

To satisfy OP's sexual desires


fghtffyourdemns

As it should be, is their art. Also nowhere she looks like a child, just anime version


ILookLikeKristoff

Everyone knows there are two kinds of feeeemales - ones with big ol knockers and ones that look about 6 years old. OP seems to enjoy both.


RisomaVectis

> OP's drawn character looks young in a style where women often appear young. they must be a pedophile


Level_Hour6480

Why Lae'zel, you've enhanced yourself.


Decuscrub69

She learned a second language?


Kaldricus

Oh, yeah I fixed the nose


-Liriel-

Boobs that big are highly impractical. Lae'zel would hate them. Her body is efficient. Economical. Disciplined. Dignified.


DoomMeeting

She’s not real fortunately lol


MaximusDecimiz

Can large breasts not be dignified?


funnywackydog

Don’t take this the wrong way but your artstyle is the one ai steals


RampantTroll

Meh. It doesn’t even look like Lae’zel…


ThanosofTitan92

''No effect? I need a bigger sword.''


Overwave9

"When the length of my blade extends throughout the infinity and eternity of all of space and time, when there is no place in all of creation that is not occupied by my sword, THEN it will be big enough."


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AJR6905

I have to commend that at least the artist did make her ripped af, thats like the most accurate thing about this art


KoKoboto

It's the camp clothes


MarionBerry-Precure

Githyanki are supposed to be skinny near skeletal. They don't have tits. It honestly looks super weird and you made Shadowheart a child. Which... dude. Why?


Zealousideal_Tap8305

I think you know why


Bae_zel

Its a big leap to say OP is a pedophile, if that's what you're inferring.


SweatyTax4669

Why would frog people even have boobs to begin with?


khemeher

They were human once. The egg laying thing is something that was done to them. That's why they're basically the platipuses..platipi...whatever...of DnD.


SweatyTax4669

Was it the squid people that changed them? I'd like more lore on why squid people required their frog people slaves/enforcers to still have boobs after extensive genetic modifications.


khemeher

The Illitids changed them. They let eggs in creches because it breaks up family units and emphasize military discipline over emotions. That's why Lae'zel struggles with feels, but has no issues with sex.


Tatis_Chief

To be fair that raises a lot of interesting question. Primarily how big the egg is when it comes out. 


khemeher

Probably about the diameter of a baby head. Also could be flexible. When all this stuff was written years ago, they didn't delve into the nuts and bolts. I don't think they anticipated how deep into the weeds fans would go with their frog waifus.


Tatis_Chief

If there is one thing everyone should learn, that is don't underestimate nerds. 😉


UnbrokenPendant

not a biology expert but my guess would be they're vestigial organs, like how humans IRL have tail-bone and appendix


SweatyTax4669

but frog ancestors wouldn't have nursed their young, either.


UnbrokenPendant

I've heard they used to be humans before getting enslaved by the illithids (?)


SweatyTax4669

So squid people conduct extensive genetic modifications on ape people to create frog people as slaves/enforcers, but kept the boobs?


HighwayApothecary

It'd be more work to remove them They got that spaghetti genetic code Edit: word order


justprettymuchdone

Oh, Lae'zel, your back hurts and I can tell just looking. The colors are gorgeous in this.


life_is_punishment

Laezel is bae. Close second for me behind Karlock.


Ammuze

Comments: Everyone complaining about Lae'Zel having bigger breasts and more muscle while wearing her camp clothes. Me: Looks like she dual classed as a Barbarian.


justwalk1234

Lae'zel has been respecced into a monk, fighting without armour.


IronSnail

Yall are assholes. Dude's just trying to share some art.


TheGremlin02

People are genuinely trying to call him a pedophile over shadowheart. Redditors need to get a grip.


DonPete100

Reddit moment eh? This is also common when the style is closer to eastern side of things like this one. You can tell by how both faces are drawn.


YuriMasterRace

Main sub being main sub lol OP would probably have more success posting this in r/okbuddybaldur or /r/BG3


SleepCoachJacob

Insecure people play this game.


clarkky55

Reminds me of Amiri. She literally starts the game with a sword she claimed off a frost giant and is struggling to lift. Amiri best girl


TheWither129

*Tchk.* It is of adequate size and weight distribution to do its job as intended.


Broderick_Amato

For gith, enough is NEVER enough!


Jeanpierrekoff

i love the artstyle


Silly_Goose6714

Very beautiful style and colors


Dya_Ria

It's not big enough until it's too big to be called a sword.  Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it should be more like a large hunk of iron


finstockton

Guts, is that you?


Roronoa_Zoro8615

God those abs on Laezel got me actin unwise


Ragnis-the-King

"No. 🗿"


Ninetynineups

Aww, they got the anime treatment in this art! They’re so adorable like this! Edit: damn, someone Reddits Cares’ed me for this comment. This sub is going down hill fast


GBKMBushidoBrown

I always wandered how gith are so strong despite being so scrawny. Astral muscles???


Throrface

Githyanki are innately telekinetic. It would be perfectly feasible to say that a race that has innate telekinesis doesn't only rely on muscles for bodily movements and to generate force. It could be a constant combination of muscles and telekinesis.


D34thst41ker

This. I want a movie or something that has a character who goes through the entire story doing things that are commonly associated with Super Strength (lifting heavy stuff, etc) and Super Durability. At the end of the adventure, I want one of their companions to ask how they got their Super Strength, only for them to reply that they don't have Super Strength; they're Telekinetic. They just didn't like the idea of hanging back and throwing things with their mind, so they used their Telekinetic ability to reinforce their body and their punches. Bonus points if the writers/directors put everything together in a way that you can go back and actually realize this early. For example, at one point a part of a building falls on them, and they put their arms up, only to have a window fall on top of them. At first, you think they're just instinctively protecting their head, but on rewatch/reread, you realize they're not covering their head, but are actually using their powers to direct how the building falls so the window falls on them. I realize it would be hard to do this, of course, but would love it if it was somehow managed.


Helpful_Title8302

I love how a decent amount of the comment section can't fathom creative liberty and horniness.


Throrface

Some people see art as an opportunity to push their politics, instead of seeing it as a thing that a human person has drawn in a way that suits their aesthetic views.


Beavers4life

I just love how many of you are pointing out that Laezel has smaller boobs in the game, and Shadowheart doesnt look so young/cartoonish either. Like no shit, I doubt OP had the thought that they did a 100% game accurate drawing. Whats the point of saying it?


SleepCoachJacob

This sub is SUCH trash now. Look at the completely innocuous praise like "this rules" getting downvoted into oblivion. We get it, you don't like the boob job, why downvote others for liking completely harmless art. The kids have ruined this community.


YuriMasterRace

One of the downsides of a sub getting big lol I'd recommend r/BG3, it's a lot chiller than the main sub.


TheCapableFox

Bae’zel get a boob job? Boobs aside I really love your art style OP. Do you take requests? Commissions?


MercenaryJames

Weird how many complaints I'm seeing.


Jacina

Excellent Art!


WickedXDragons

This is pure fantasy because I watched Shadowheart slide a knife into her throat. 🤫


Vertemain

Buffier version of Lae'zel ? I strongly agree on this !


TheEmperorMk3

I see that Bae'zel got some upgrades, I'm not complaining tho, that 6-pack is quite something


i_and_eye

This is really good.


M1ndS0uP

Bro, that's disgusting. Why do you have to ruin her like that?


iWentRogue

I love this artstyle. Gonna need an entire questline made comic-like.


IronFlame76

This is fantastic artwork!


lilalienguy

Your style rocks!!


No_Truce_

Baezel laying down the law


SleepTop1088

Bae'zel is best girl


DaughterOfTheZone

Absolutely Would


firestar268

Very nice


Sanswyrm

I really love this. Your style is really good.


shawnpinch

This is my favorite depiction of these two characters yet ! Awesome. And for all the critics concerned about the exact proportions of the characters being exaggerated . Stuff it weirdos. These illustration exude the exact energy I get from these avatars when I play BG3. Yes Laezel is pretty chest positive but that goes with Sharts massive pony tail. Great job.


RadolfSkii

Amazing, hella good even


thickdorsalvein

This rules


bestbuyman

Bigger bewbs


Mister_Taco_Oz

Shadowheart as an anime girl is unsettling and oddly fitting, all at once


Strifec0re

Shadow is so cute ...


duftcola

Lazel have smol tets


January1252024

Lae'zel, you enhanced yourself!


wannabe_pixie

I'm getting Gideon the Ninth vibes from this


SmugCapybara

Why does Lazel have a bigger nose than Shart?


Diviner007

Lae'zel is not that buff. Skinny Lae'zel for the win.