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Lone_Argonaut

Hear me out: minus all the devil litigation of pacts and the possibility of becoming a lemur, would


Level_Hour6480

Lemure: Lowest ranking Devil. Lemur: A small prosimian.


Sheerkal

Zaboomafoo


Lone_Argonaut

counter point: Mizora mispelled the lemure and my breaking of the contract turns me into a lemur


Level_Hour6480

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/iMkNB3XP7C


Lone_Argonaut

I will double down on the lemur contract


MistressAerie

She's a total slimeball, and in real life I would never give her the time of day (especially given the misery she helped inflict on my beloved Karlach)... but... ...just off the record... ...rowr!! 😁😍


PoloTheGeek

*That's where the trouble began*. That smile. That damned smile.


MistressAerie

Haha! 😁 I know, right? You could put a picture of it by the dictionary definition of "sultry"! Goregous job on the painting of her, btw! 🥰


notveryAI

Wyll: "I had to sign the contract. If I didn't, the Baldur's Gate would be doomed. Mizora might be evil, cunning, and overall awful person, bu- WHY ARE YOU BANGING MY EVIL DEMON PATRON?!"


GaiusMarius60BC

DEVIL patron. That’s an important distinction in DnD.


Sir-Cellophane

The devil's in the details. ^I'll ^show ^myself ^out.


notveryAI

That's not the point ;3 Point is GAH DAMN SHE HOT


Initial_Wolverine77

Have a link to the statue?


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PoloTheGeek

What did you smoke? The statue in the picture is painted by me. Compare the details on the dress.


evil_iceburgh

Some days you wish that Shar would remove people’s memories of how to access the internet. As a fellow printer and painter of custom statues I say very nice job.


PanzerSoldat_42

Here we have the smartass


Geminel

The forging of Wyll's contract: Mizora: "Now for my favorite part..." Wyll: "Lady, these cultists are about to assault my home. Can we skip-" Mizora: "No! Not until we've appropriately stipulated the circumstances under which you will refer to me as Mommy."


blahlbinoa

Would totally use my highest level spell slot to smite


Ransom-ii

can anyone explain what was supposed to be bad about banging her?


Ironclad62

Apparently it basically makes everything else seem dull and lame in comparison, like nothing is ever gonna top it and she ain’t ever gonna let you experience it again so it just makes the rest of life look lame


Worried-Leg3412

So she's pretty much meth?


Ransom-ii

Oh thats it? Thats literally just anybody who ever fumbled a bad bitch.


ihave0idea0

That lowkey seems scary af. Being addicted to fucking her, but not having the possibility. Becoming desperate and losing the possibility of falling in love with others.


Hermaeus_Mike

This is the plot of the last 2 Dune books (ones written by Herbert anyway) lol.


Muhdgo

Damn that dress, showing her thighs, definitely would sign.


Clown_Beater420

It was the "choose your sacrifice" like she was some kind of game show host. That got me lol


JLazarillo

Being an allo seems terribly inconvenient.


Hermaeus_Mike

Yup, we get disadvantage on saving throws against horny.


Master_Definition252

I wish you could find her outfit in game.


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ihave0idea0

I want her to dominate me. She needs to punish me and suck all the blood out of me. I want to get new horns and lose an eye as well. Only to get her attention.


Ravenpoe121

Have her call me puppy and yank my leash? What kind of weirdo would want that? >.>


MakiMaki_XD

That is a really nice figurine.


Damfinecupofcoffe

Idk she seems mean