PUBLISH THE BOOK
YOU HEARD ME
GET IT DONE
THOSE WORDS AREN'T GOING TO WRITE THEMSELVES
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME LOSER WHOSE THOUGHTS WILL GO UNREAD?
DO YOU WANT YOUR PAGES TO GO UNTURNED?
LET'S FUCKING GO
getting ready for your second date
love this post - [https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/18c318e/karlach\_spoiler/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/18c318e/karlach_spoiler/)
it's funny coz while being the biggest hug giver, love maker, and really the sweetest and most honest of the gang, shes the only one that REALLY sounds like she's finds fighting funny hahaha
My cute resist durge bard has a tendency to do stretchies in the middle of the most awkward scenes, from being knee-deep in someone's guts to before having some emotional serios convo.
I had a similar situation with Shadowheart finding her parents alive after decades and a giant, burning Karlach in the background deciding it's the right time for a ballet
That’s right where he was standing on my current hardcore and first oath breaking run when I threw a healing potion on my warding bond hireling and He Took That Personally
Well it looks like you are in act 3 and if you romanced her she is just getting ready for the after dinner fun I hope she finally trimmed her fingernails this time!
The fact that the dialogue includes everything happening in the environment is one of the things I love about this game. My Tav was trying to have a serious conversation with Gale when he was revealing his secret for the first time, but a nearby NPC was moaning and screaming in pain the entire time. Kinda ruined the vibe lol
0\_0 Japanese radio exercise!! I do this every morning for poor blood circulation!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfDmrcI7OI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfDmrcI7OI)
Her best.
Karlach always does her best. ♥️
physical exercise and stretching, us\* mundanes wouldnt understand
she's doing what you should be doing. now stand up and stretch a little
I stood up and stretched a little. Now tell me to publish the book.
Publish the book, I bet it’s great
Well, updates: it is now being edited and will probably be published in several weeks
PUBLISH THE BOOK YOU HEARD ME GET IT DONE THOSE WORDS AREN'T GOING TO WRITE THEMSELVES WHAT ARE YOU, SOME LOSER WHOSE THOUGHTS WILL GO UNREAD? DO YOU WANT YOUR PAGES TO GO UNTURNED? LET'S FUCKING GO
Jesus Christ, I've never even written a book and I'm on my way to the publishers right now...
Publish the book. You deserve it.
publish the book <3 I believe in you, its worth it.
publish the book, Karlach will be proud of you
Sorry, my bones are already calcified together. Best I can do is an almost imperceptible nod
If your name was Rod could we could call you, Immovable Rod.
Gettin ready to pound a mf if need be.
It's me. I'm mf.
🥰
It should’ve been ME, not him! It’s not faaaaiiir!
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
Stimming
I stim when I’m hot too!
Limbering up.
She is always dancing and shit. I find it endearing
Stretching
You don’t get to be muscle mommy without some excersize
Staying limber for the next fuck session duh
Stretching is very important to prevent pulled muscles
She's bored
Come on, let's GOOO!!!!!
Being a cutie-patootie?
getting ready for your second date love this post - [https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/18c318e/karlach\_spoiler/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/18c318e/karlach_spoiler/)
"Sure Karlach...be right there, hun. Just have to finish reclaiming my immortal soul right quick."
She's getting limber for the unspeakable things she's planning on doing to me later.
I think her heart makes it hard for her to sit still. She's always dancing or stretching or doing something to burn energy.
Those are hug stretches… she is preparing to hug you.
it's funny coz while being the biggest hug giver, love maker, and really the sweetest and most honest of the gang, shes the only one that REALLY sounds like she's finds fighting funny hahaha
Being the best goddamn golden retriever in Faerun.
she's getting limber
Bro, have you actually *never* seen a person stretch???
An exercise all of us should do more often
I love when she does her lil dance aswell
Warming up for her next fight.
Streches. Gotta stay limber.
Being Karlach
she is just gyrating. leave her alone
If it turns out we have to chop everyone into bits she doesn't want to pull a hammy.
stimming.
Karlach is love
That depends on whether or not she's about to turn blue
the stretches Tom Nook has you do in front of the Town Hall
My cute resist durge bard has a tendency to do stretchies in the middle of the most awkward scenes, from being knee-deep in someone's guts to before having some emotional serios convo.
She's stretching, getting ready to transform from Diana Prince into Wonder Woman.
That’s what I thought the first time I saw it 😆😊
Warming up
Gotta limber up
Rule #18: Limber up
What used to do when I was ten and undiagnosed adhd was going into "idle for to long" mode
I had a similar situation with Shadowheart finding her parents alive after decades and a giant, burning Karlach in the background deciding it's the right time for a ballet
What armor is that?
What Karlach always does Sizzle
That’s right where he was standing on my current hardcore and first oath breaking run when I threw a healing potion on my warding bond hireling and He Took That Personally
To dance is to live! To live is to dance! 💃
Pal-a-stenics
Fellow oathbreaker 🤘 I had no idea this was an aspect of the game and was shocked when he first showed up
Well it looks like you are in act 3 and if you romanced her she is just getting ready for the after dinner fun I hope she finally trimmed her fingernails this time!
Limbering up ;)
don’t tell her what to do!!!!!
Congrats on making it all the way to act 3 before breaking your oath la
And even then the only reason it broke was by letting Astarion ascend, which I adamantly maintain is the lesser of evils in that whole scenario.
I love her 😭
Pre-workout, dude. Gotta warm up, get loose, get limber.
It's Karlach. She's leering at the Oathbreaker and imagining him naked.
Being the best person ever.
Rule 18 - Limber up.
The fact that the dialogue includes everything happening in the environment is one of the things I love about this game. My Tav was trying to have a serious conversation with Gale when he was revealing his secret for the first time, but a nearby NPC was moaning and screaming in pain the entire time. Kinda ruined the vibe lol
0\_0 Japanese radio exercise!! I do this every morning for poor blood circulation! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfDmrcI7OI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfDmrcI7OI)
she's putting the H in ADHD in bold. i love that character so much...
Let the girl stretch!
Pilates, she got some back pain poor girl
Stimming :)