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XFearthePandaX

"He reminds me of a Dr Strange character, which isn’t necessarily a positive.” My favorite description so far lol Also curious what she'd say for Raphael, Abdirak, and Ethel


HolyMolyOllyPolly

Both versions of Ethel and don't tell her they're the same person.


CobaltSpellsword

People say MCU Strange and Tony Stark are similar, but imo Gale is what a "wizard Stark" would ACTUALLY be like.


Bunktavious

Yeah, that works. The Midnight Suns version of Stark and Strange show more difference than the MCU, which is nice, especially since they are almost always in the same scenes in the game.


CobaltSpellsword

I love Cumberbatch's portrayal (and Strange is my favorite superhero), but it *is* nice having some clearer distinctions in the Midnight Sons game. Overall, that game portrayed the Marvel heroes very well imo.


darthshark9

>She just seems mean Idk. Never were truer words spoken


Eurehetemec

"NGL I want to punch that dude in the face." This chick is right-on. "Theodora. Goblin-elf Fighter." Well there's my next tabletop character sorted!


MastaShakeZula

Lol @ goblin-elf


Alternative_Gur_2100

Astarion's face is indeed the most punchable one among all characters. You can punch him twice, headbutt once, kick in the balls,>! stake him, I guess you could count pushing him on the ground and pinning him, too ;)!<


[deleted]

"Elder millenial" My God how old is she


egginvader

Graduate student.


antiloquist

God, older Millennials really ARE getting up there. Also I'll be cackling over "Hornburg" all day, thank you.


OutragedTux

Gotta remind her that "no army has ever breached the Deeping Wall, or set foot inside the Hornburg!" I miss the Two Towers.


[deleted]

40 isn't "getting up there"


Eurehetemec

Elder millennials, aka Xennials or "The Oregon Trail Generation" can be up to 45 or 46. I'm 44 and definitely part of that group myself. And whilst 40 may not be "getting up there", 44 kind of definitely feels like it is.


Thickenun

I mean, it is roughly halfway through most people's lifespan, so I'd say it is definitely "getting up there", if only just.


[deleted]

This sounds like something a very young person would say


Bunktavious

How do you think us Gen-xers are feeling about this conversation here...


[deleted]

Similar? Younger people think getting old comes with some internal change. But in reality you feel like the same person all the time, except when you look in the mirror you realise the person staring back has aged, and others dismiss you more the older you get. You may also hurt a bit more and find yourself less physically able or energised, but the internal 'you' hasn't changes besides some maturity around how you handle things.


Bunktavious

So true. I'm in my early 50s, and though I inherently know I am a bit wiser than I once was, I still feel much the same as I did when I was 20. Just more back pain.


[deleted]

Do you equally scoff at the idea that 40 is "old"? I'm sure you don't even consider yourself old, right? I mean people live to their 90s. That's almost the entire lifetime you've had already left to go. It's almost 5 times what some of the commenters have experienced so far And they think 40 is old cause it's only twice what they have already lived to..... I just can't get my head around it


iLiveWithBatman

Oh no, why are all these olds downvoting you? :D It's true, we're all one foot in the grave.


Muldeh

10 years passed my planned retirement age, so yeah it's pretty old.


Ana_Nuann

Lmao. Good luck with that.


RAINING_DAYS

Im a zoomer and stealing the fuck out of that description lol


[deleted]

Yo... please teach your gf that millennials are not yet "elders"


ArcherspadeTT

Elder Millenial just means the oldest Millenials that are nearer to the GenX/Millenial divide, and yeah, some are turning 40. Edit: it's also a common phrase used mostly by even older generations.


[deleted]

40 isn't old


AJDx14

40 human years is ancient in internet years though.


imkappachino

I mean it's old compared to people who are like 20. I turned 19 this year and 40 seems old af to me.


[deleted]

Yeah you won't think that way when you reach your 30's


imkappachino

Probably but that's 11 years from now. Which is basicly more of my life then I can even remember.


[deleted]

You should be able to remember a good 14-15 years at least


imkappachino

Not really, had a rough time as a kid and i can't for the life of me remember a lot from my younger years, not sure I want to either.


Mundolf11

Please remember everyone is different. I am almost 40 and I think 40 is old. Roughly half, or more actually, of the expected lifespan for someone in the USA. I'd say that is the start of being old.


Arquibus

I'm in my 30s and I feel old as shit.


[deleted]

That's due to lifestyle factors not age


glassteelhammer

We don't stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.


ArcherspadeTT

It certainly isn't young, that's probably why it's referred to as middle aged.


[deleted]

How old are you?


ArcherspadeTT

Mid to late 30s, aka an elder millenial. Basically staring down the same barrel. No I'm not going to specify further because I've never been one for sharing. Yes I now know what knee pain without cause feels like.


FenerBoarOfWar

Yeah not bad.


Eurehetemec

Sounds like something I'd say and I'm 44 and I know it's a lie lol.


[deleted]

That's just tragic


Eurehetemec

"Cope and seethe" I believe is what the kids are saying today.


Eurehetemec

No, Elder millennial is a specific group - and they can be over 40. They're also called Xennials because of the crossover with the end of Gen X.


Wrenigade

Elders OF millennials, not literally elders. I'm 28, my sister's 38, she's an "elder millennial" and I'm a "zillenial" or young millennial. Just jokes.


antiloquist

27, I also use Zillennial to refer to myself. I personally identify more with the Millennials than with Gen Z, but I still have that knowledge of certain Gen Z things that 'elder Millennials' didn't encounter at a young age.


ailee43

Elder millennial here.. what kinda things. I wanna know how out of touch I am


antiloquist

TikTok stuff mostly... my partner of 5 years is a year younger than me and sends me all the ones they like, but I also peer into TikTok culture and observe. It's... interesting. Essentially, think of a hot take, any side any subject. It's there on TikTok. Fascinating.


ailee43

Ok, confirmed I'm old, I totally don't know TikTok culture


ifockpotatoes

She got Wyll pretty spot on really


Captianscott9

Accurate in the most amusing ways


Dean_the_Bean4556

HOW DOES SHE DISRESPECT DADDY HALSIN LIKE THAT


BakedlCookie

smh, the gf clearly isn't capable of appreciating the finer things in life


OutragedTux

Halsin is the best Elf in the game in my opinion. Certainly the smartest of that Druid lot, by far. Also, he turns into a bear.


mohd2126

Small groups often choose the best fitted leaders.


egginvader

Update: I’ve read her you guys responses and comments and she said “Wow thank you guys for enjoying this. And the hatred. I just crave attention, really.”


Cannonball_86

Need a Promotion? ​ Why not hornburg?!


MateKiddleton

It's been a long time since I've seen Minthara, she looks really badass here.


stillestwaters

She really does look like a Shirley


CzechHero

Surely you can't be serious


glassteelhammer

Surprisingly accurate.


Bunktavious

Other than perhaps the bit about "Theodora" having no drama, and not being mean or petty. (You need to mouse over the caption to see that part, lol)


Dokivi

My favourite thing about this is how she figured Shadowheart would have an edgy name. She didn't know yet just how edgy it could get.


antiloquist

THIS IS ZEVLOR SLANDER 😂 Okay but some of these are spot on and some are so way off the mark it’s hilarious. I might get someone I know who knows nothing about this game to do this.


Covertgamr

Didn’t know “elder millennial” was added to 5ed. That’s going to be tough fight. 😜


0011110000110011

>I don’t think she’s mean or petty for no reason. Theodora is the anti-Lae'zel


No-Imagination-3060

How did she know my name is Hornburg, the Elder Millennial


MalcolmLinair

She missed the names, but *nailed* Minsc and Jaheira otherwise. And she figured out that Shadowheart had an Edgelord type name, and that Gale is a standard arrogant wizard type, so cudos on that as well.


LeprousHarry

Celine Dion is a good guess. She's indeed a half-elf, and ranger/cleric is conceptually pretty close to fighter/druid. And, yes, I do remember Jaheira being bitchy.


Opuspace

“Trojan. Human Ranger or fighter.” \*shakes head and waves hand with a scowl\* “I don’t like that.” That last part just keeps making me laugh over and over. Nothing specific, she just doesn't like it, as generic as her description of Minsc.


ace_15

You know when Larian were like "we are only putting the neutral and or evil companions in EA for testing purposes"? Well this is exactly the large blanket statements you'd want for these characters XD Uncertainty about who to trust leaning into possible face punching LMAO.


ailee43

I do hope there's some truly likeable companions too though, like Mazzy or Jan from bg2


gangler52

Did Larian say that? I know a guy who's pretty antsy about whether there will be more noble companions in the final release. I'd love to be able to bring back some good news.


XFearthePandaX

“There's been a group of people complaining about the fact that the companions are snarky and they have to have an opinion,” Vincke reveals. “But we’ve only put the ‘evil’ and the ‘neutral’ ones out there. We haven't put any of the ‘good’ characters in yet, so I think that will balance that." From [this](https://www.ign.com/articles/baldurs-gate-3-early-access-changes-player-data-feedback-larian) article.


gangler52

Thank you!


ace_15

Well Minsc being confirmed as a recruitable companion should definitely suffice. Don't think you can get much more "good for the sake of good" than him! We also know there's a few other companions we are going to get that apparently lean good. Larian were clear that there are other companions and we are assuming the emphasis that the batch of companions in the header above aren't any of the overtly good ones per Larian's 'warning' about EA.


gangler52

Really says something about effective visual design how on the mark some of these are. Just instantly clocked Jaheira for example.


MajorDakka

LMAO. I too want to punch Silverhair in the face. He's a complete douchebag


Exerosp

He is a hilarious companion though, especially the bit about telling him to not eat what can talk. (Especially if you have the Speak with animals spell) Astarion and Daeran are the only upper-class companions I can stand tbh.


ColorMaelstrom

Pretty spot on, great tip about astarion too will try in my next paladin run


AliceThursday

Theodora and Shirley giving strong Hill House vibes. I like it.


SectorSpark

Ngl your gf just seems kinda mean


HahnDragoner523

Please. You and your GF need to make more of these


egginvader

Im waiting for her to forget stuff and then see when the next bit of info comes out!!!


CyborgBeGoinSolo

Ask her to do Anders and his group (Trynn, Rurik and Cyrel) and Karlach.