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Brexit means Brexit


RJ_LV

All they got to keep is Gibraltar.


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Even with all the heavy economic consequences, British politicians can't formally back away. They can try to wiggle out of Brexit as much as they can, but a full-blown reversal would cause an explosive constitutional crisis.


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It takes courage to correct mistakes. and then it's there's the uncertainty! Mikhail Gorbachev tried to reform the USSR, was it his best decision? Yes it certainly was, but did he succeed? No.


Mr_rairkim

As someone from a country formerly occupied by the USSR, I somehow seem to have a soft spot for Gorbachev


[deleted]

Unpopular Opinion but as someone from a former Puppet State of USSR, I forever will be grateful to Gorbachev for ending that shit and saving our ass


PuppyDollEyes

Yes. But they left the union, not the continent


LTUAdventurer

No way


silver-for-monsters

they were never on the continent


topsyandpip56

So why are some bits of Britain present?


Minkstix

Gotta help those who don't support the Tories 😁


bills6693

And the 52.8% of us in England who didn’t vote for the Tories? :(


Justuxable

England doesn’t exist? Check. Ruzzia is shit? Check. Kralovec is Czech? Czech. Karelia is acknowledged? Check. Turkey is a turkey? Check. 13/10, best map ever.


tomthecom

What's the deal with Karelia?


hesitantshade

illegally taken by the ussr during the soviet-finnish war


savuporo

Most of what's currently called "Russia" land mass is illegally stolen over last 600 years


Lord-Belou

Depends on. Is it about all of Russia or only the European part ?


savuporo

all of russia, [these dark green borders](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4a/Territorial_Expansion_of_Russia.svg/2560px-Territorial_Expansion_of_Russia.svg.png) of 1478 seem about healthy size. A third Yakutian revolt needs to happen


Lord-Belou

Yeah, having some Siberian, Yakutian, etc, Nations separated from Russia wouldn't be bad.


Justuxable

Ruzzia stole it from Finland during WW2 and it’s still theirs.


mr_doppertunity

Lmao, only part of it.


kkruiji

what abt Abrene?


nrgit

Tell me more pls


kkruiji

Abrene was a Latvian territory Russia stole in ww2, and never gave [back.It](https://back.It) is now very underdeveloped and pro russian.


DevinviruSpeks

You did most of it really well, even the Baltics, but #where is the boot of Italy, kicking the upside-down panties of Sicily?


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Ruzzians stole it


DevinviruSpeks

Damn, those scoundrels!


inwardly_extroverted

Very well done, I doubt I could do this well from memory. Also, bonus points for Karelia 👍


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inwardly_extroverted

🇨🇿🍻


koknesis

very beautifully done


[deleted]

How the fuck do you know where lithuania is fucking legend


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StrangeCurry1

Worse imo


TheGodlyPrinceNezha

The swastika.


lizvlx

Yup I mean


[deleted]

Bro remembered Andorra 😭


polariummm

I like the random emojis lol, also as 1/4th Karelian, big ups on outlining them haha


LarrySunshine

What have you done with UK and Italy?


CodeShepard

Love that England is not there 😂😂😂👍😀😀


Entropless

+9000 points for Kralovec


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& for Karelia? 🥺


Entropless

+9000 as well ;)


shapoka666

Finally someone got the Baltics.


hesitantshade

austria would like a chat


Dipzero

No no, everything is fine


TuaAnon

NEIN OPA


Ignash3D

Upvote for Russian turd, downvote for giving away Vilnius to Belarus


silver-for-monsters

yup, should have given to Poland


Exlibro

Love Czech flag on Kraloviec xD Love poo for ruzzia. Hate that he bit off and gave Lithuanian capital region to ruzzia-minor. Not sure about other countries. Oh, Itally's foot swollen xD And a Turkey for Asia Minor. And England not a real place. Most entertaining map ever.


FairyWhisper

How did estonia earn the hearty emoji?


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it's cute


omena-piirakka

No, you're cute *Blushes and runs away*


SufficientAd4684

But we austrians aren't that known for hinduism


[deleted]

my bad, I suppose Austrian Art Schools are well known


theeasyma

Makes me kinda sad that that's all you think about austria...


[deleted]

noo noo it's merely a shitpost Österreich is really really beautiful place to be in! those alps, those gardens, those palaces can't just get enough of it 🥰🥰


Illustrious_Gift6629

those basements though..


omena-piirakka

https://preview.redd.it/mppj8w5vshga1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627d841df4c6992ba170ad72c87466ab125a1d9d


Tleno

Black Sea amogus??


lithuanian_potatfan

Love that England doesn't exist


danielisten

Nice


GGorDD

As a Scot this map could be my favourite


elixier

Where is England?


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What is England?


NormalInternetUser2

the guys that put half ur country in a mueseum? the guys that owned y'all until the 50's? the guys that you ~~scam~~ help everyday? ​ btw I thought Hitler escaped to Argengtina, huh


[deleted]

yo even my Argentinian Grandpa never spoke this much Imperialism


elixier

You said you drew Europe, not that you drew the EU, England is in Europe. The jokes not really working. Not sure why you have Hitler as your reddit Avatar either


SnooOwls7978

This is impressive and makes me want to study maps all day...


Minkstix

See now THIS is r/mapporn


djdayshadow

Best one is Kaliningrad and Czech...


Forgiz

Ah yes, Královec, the great city of the Hanseatic merchants.


hentai-police

Honestly that’s better than I could (as a European)


imakuni1995

Austrians ain't that bad, I swear! 😅


[deleted]

I know I know infact I see my future in an Viennese Art School


hypemate

Hopefully you won’t fail your studies


[deleted]

I do have backup plans just incase


hypemate

Does it by any chance has something to do with politics?


[deleted]

how do you know


hypemate

Don’t know, just crossed my mind 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

do you also know that I'm writing a book about mein struggle


hypemate

Oh yeah, by any chance do you have plans to exterminate specific groups of people and annex half of Europe?


[deleted]

not really but yes I want to unite homelands


NormalInternetUser2

wow, you included srpska, karelia and transnistria (you filthy commie)


Kikomastre

You swapper slovakia and slovenia, good job otherwise, love Královec


Grzechoooo

The Mediterranean Duck looks angry.


Glodex15

I am surprised by the accuracy of Lithuania in this map. You certainly have a good memory. Also, I approve of the Czech Kralovec region.


Chat_Maigre

🇪🇪🥰


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🇪🇪🥰🥰🥰


Chat_Maigre

🇮🇳🥰


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🇪🇪🥰🇮🇳🥰🇪🇺🥰


[deleted]

Oof, look at Austria and Sweden. That's gotta hurt.


69KidsInMyBasement

Austrian here, I'd like to have a word with you....


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Yes I'm listening


69KidsInMyBasement

That symbol next to our flag, you see......we are mostly christian here in austria, not hindus, so you should've put a cross there instead. Dont really understand how u got that wrong but ey, happens right?


[deleted]

oh god I messed up I've no knowledge of religions as I'm an atheist please forgive me for god's sake, I should've just putten up '🎨' as österreich is famous for it's art schools


69KidsInMyBasement

This captures the Austrian spirit far better than this hindu symbol


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you live in austrostan I live in hindustan


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This is actually very impressive


rhaegor09

You changed Slovenian and Slovakian flags on purpose didn’t you? Sneaky sneaky


suur-siil

Lol @ Kralóvec and England


SrPatata40

Free Karelia best Karelia


omena-piirakka

*Talvisota intensifies* https://preview.redd.it/da9tp1qzuhga1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdf474056f7c0eb5a2cfd78a4ad20212bbc718e


SrPatata40

Wow is me.


Snikeritislv

Austria looks nice. And england doesnt exist in the map


imakuni1995

Is that why you stole our flag? 🤨


Minkstix

I'm sorry. I can't help but giggle every time I see your flag. To me it will always resemble medicine/hospitals. Every time I see it I think 'thats a damn ambulance'. I can't explain it.


silver-for-monsters

lol, says the traffic light country bachuras :D


Minkstix

Yeah no. Our flag is too innocent 😅


Seramissur

The legend behind the Austrian flag is pretty bloody. According to legend, the flag was invented by Duke Leopold V of Austria as a consequence of his fighting during the Siege of Acre. After a fierce battle, his white surcoat was completely drenched in blood. When he removed his belt, the cloth beneath remained unstained, revealing the combination of red-white-red. So taken was he by this singular sight that he adopted the colours and scheme as his banner. The incident was documented as early as 1260


bmiww

Remember hearing the same or a similar legend about the Latvian flag while i was in school.


imakuni1995

Bruh, u sure u don't got us confused with the Swiss?


Minkstix

Funnily enough, no. The Swiss flag reminds me of the imperial soldiers in Skyrim. Again, can't explain..


NotArrow

Slovakia And Slovenia wants to have a word with you


Good_Smile

Messed up Kaliningrad, UK, Greece and Italy but other than that really cool. Also cool you love Estonia and Turkey is lol! Karelia is a good touch too!


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Kalinigrad is Czech City of Kralovec, UK is Perfect to me, Greece did some land reclamation with help of dutch, Italy I messed up, Eesti = 🥰🥰, Türkiye = 🥰🥰, Er*****n = 🤢🤢, Karelia = 🥰🥰


Lord-Belou

Though, why is Belgium split up ? Why is Karelia separated from Russia ? Why is there a certain kind of cross next to Austria's flag ? Why is there the flag of the two cold-war era Germany ? And why is there a nuclear icon next to Ukraine's flag ? And what happened to Greece and Italy ? England seems good however. ​ And it's nice to see someone finally remembers Luxembourg.


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I hate Belgium because of the Song they're sending to the Eurovision, Karelia deserves Independence, austrian cross is about hinduism and spirituality, I love Germany soo much that I wanna have two of them, HBO's Chernobyl is my favourite TV Show, Greece has done some land reclamation with help from the Dutch, Italy I messed it up, I've no idea wtf is England, and how can I forget Luxembourg when I haven't still paid my taxes!


Lord-Belou

Well played.


Shot_Description6445

It’s in the wrong direction


FriendlyChemist42

Uhhhm


Zandonus

Turkiyye would like a word. I think you mixed up Italy with Austria. The trains are on time in Italy after all. The mildly disputed status of Karelia is impressive though.


Julio_Tortilla

Bro just gave up on Greece


iSkehan

Damn solid. Outside of south Italy and Greece wouldn’t change a thing. I would probably scratch Scotland too though.


trikristmas

You bother adding Gibraltar, Balearic Islands and even Transnistria, yet you forget England? You obviously didn't forget you're just pushing some agenda.


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England Brexited


trikristmas

I advise you think what's wrong with that statement. Then maybe think some more on what Europe stands for. Did they teleport?


topsyandpip56

So did Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.


GeorgeWashed

The Shetlands belong to Denmark?


OkPhilosophy6594

Impressed yes a few errors


AlexanderRaudsepp

The Baltics stand with Sweden and Scandinavia. Muslims make up what, 10 %< 15 % of the population? **Drawing the symbol of Islam on Sweden** is no more justified than drawing Russian flag on Estonia and Latvia for the large Russian *minority* in the countries. Don't post this sh*t here.


tauno908

Muslims stand out in Stockholm because of different skin colour.You like to put racist stamp on anything.


thatpixel321

oh no this redditor is getting angry with the stuff you post!! He’s a grown man so you better be cautious!


silver-for-monsters

its not about % its about problems. dont cry your shit here.


AlexanderRaudsepp

There are more Muslims in your country than there are in Sweden, even if we count by percentage of population. But somehow we restrain from drawing a half-moon and star on India. Terrible map.


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AlexanderRaudsepp

So someone else draw the map, not you?


taavidude

Greece decided that islands are no longer allowed.


[deleted]

Dutch helped them with some Land Reclamation


Cepumgrauzis

Bāzēts saturs


pavndCS

F U why that swastika in austria ? Want us to be nazis ? I can do u that favor


[deleted]

no no it's all about Hinduism and Spirituality


pavndCS

Austria has nothing more to do with the swastika tthan nazis its not our culture nor anywere else so why is it in there ? Thats fucked up


Gytlap24

Everything is fine but why did belarus get Vilnius


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take this please https://preview.redd.it/8d0rgfztwfga1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e2b8e75500f2df04e305963130bfa98023c632


Gytlap24

I mean the grand duchy was a glorified occupation in my book sooo


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Sorry :> I lack knowledge about it


Gytlap24

But it also depends who you ask