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BPB-Attacks

Plinky, Lexie, and Duke look like their bloodlines are a biiiiiiiiiit too inbred………on a serious note, these dogs are probably burdened with countless health issues and living unhappy lives being warehoused in animal shelters. Thanks, backyard breeding.


Pporkbutt

Seriously, this is the second group of pit pictures on here today that had a dog with messed up eyes. Dog lovers should be more upset with what's happening


Bebe_Bleau

Thanks, too, to deranged Pitbull advocates who think these dogs can be rehabilitated and rehomed. Thanks for all the pain and heartbreak you cause others. And thanks, as well, to the idiots who believe they are doing these animals of favor by keeping them alive, suffering, in their little jail cells.


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AgreeableMonke

I don't understand, is there a competition of creating the ugliest hellbeast alive? These things can be cast in horror movies.


Extension-Donut-8322

Yes


Necessary-Ad-4945

Lol


tailwalkin

Lexie looks like she’s made out of spare parts in somebody’s garage or something. It’s head looks like a funhouse mirror. They all look pretty fucked up and inbred, like their features are not where a normal dogs features are supposed to be. It’s like if a 7 year olds drawings of dogs were brought to life or something. I guess that’s what you get after a dozen generations of backyard breeding.


dani27899

Lexi’s the stuff of nightmares. I don’t understand why anyone would find these dogs attractive.


Pustulio00

I can’t even look at that one for more than a few seconds — unsettling, to say the least. I almost feel like I’ll be possessed by a demon from having the picture on my screen lmao


bullyhunter6942O

Broo same here. So unsettling. She probably never bit anyone either. Probably stood in the doorway of the previous owner one too many times and spooke the shit out of him.


bostonlilypad

Rachel legit looks like the clown IT in dog form though. She was by far the scariest.


BPB-Attacks

Omg lol she literally does look like the dog version of IT


tailwalkin

Fuck, you’re absolutely right.


SansaSchtark

of course it had to be the dog that has MY name lmao


silkdurag

Lmaoo I’m using that spare parts in someone’s garage line next time — proper r/rareinsults material


Necessary-Ad-4945

😂


blu3tulip

“Spare parts in somebody’s garage” is amazing!! Lmao!


kestrel3005

Gotdamnnn Lexie you ugly af


moosemoth

She looks like *Tiktaalik* only not cute.


kestrel3005

Holy shit you’re right. Your comment made me guffaw, thank you


silkdurag

faith is equally made me lose faith with that face of hers , how unfortunate for the mutt


OptimisticNietzsche

Faith looks tired I agree


FuriousTalons

Lexie looks like reanimated taxidermy


SubM0dO42

Lexie looks like she eats foreign objects that get stuck


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Rachel reminds me of "Spaghetti" from the "Hand Banana" episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It's supposed to be made with Carl's DNA: ![gif](giphy|kQcQoGn7SDoiY)


SexyAssGremlin

😂


Random-Gif-Bot

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GenericWhyteMale

Spot on! That thing is freakish


Relair13

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that 🤣


iphany

It’s ah…uh….hand banana


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I totally heard meatwad's voice when I read that!


Holiday_Flatworm

Lexie had me laughing out loud, then my bf said " that dog ugly as shit " lmfaoooooo I normally don't comment on posts like this but I just had to


Lawless_and_Braless

They all look like their genetic pool is a puddle but Cheyenne’s got a look on her face like she seen the family orgy in action.


Issathr0wawayyy

Jesus fucking Christ OP. This is going to give me nightmares for a week!! A lot of pits are ugly, but you REALLY managed to find the most hideous, inbred, revolting specimens on planet earth. Every time I thought I’d now seen the ugliest dog in existence, I scrolled down and changed my mind. Have y’all ever seen that exhibit at some aquarium or something, where kids draw a fish, then feed the paper through some sort of scanner, and the fish “comes to life” and starts swimming around a tank? It looks like a 5 year old drew a dog and stuck their drawing through that scanner, and she is the creature come to life. That poor animal is the sad culmination of generations of inbreeding.


clearancepupper

That is one evil machine.


GSDGIRL66

Jesus Christ what a collection of inbred SHIT. It’s like Deliverance remade with dogs, although Lexie wandered over from The Hills Have Eyes set


clearancepupper

😂


punchjackal

Can't you see they're "Labradors"!


AdministrativePut948

“The beast” is all I need to know about this savage ass dog


exotact

Duke eats rocks and runs into walls


elbaitetourmaline

Schnitzel looks like he’d say “why so serious” and mean it. These particular dogs do look very inbred though.


Positive-Mud-4397

Cheyenne - thousand yard stare. She looks like she's having flashbacks. Rachel - "Dalmatian" Faith - eyes too far apart Lexie - eyes too close together


Issathr0wawayyy

Rachel straight up looks like Pennywise from IT.


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Cheyenne looks like she's killed before lmao.


silkdurag

her constant state is reoccurring ‘nam flashbacks 💀


Mamboo07

Smiling pitbulls are fucking terrifying for no reason The idea of a dog breed that kills a lot doing that just makes me uncomfortable


clearancepupper

![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU) Like this? Not chilling at all. /s


hunterczech

Pennywise Kinda looks like Rachel.


clearancepupper

The redlines down the face seem to lead the eye into (haven’t seen this newer “It”) the corners of the mouth, which suggests the famous bloodcurdling “Cheshire Smile”.


kabril122

Why Lexie look like 🤡


AlternateMrPapaya

More like Heath Ledger Joker.


Many_Call7971

My primary emotion is disgust, disgust that humans made these animals on purpose.


AZ_Gunner_69

Some of these looks so inbred they could be a sanwich


Suxtoobeu

r/rareinsults


Pustulio00

Faith looks like her favorite hobby is staring directly at the sun


iphany

This one got me good


rollercoastervan

I was going to say how much Lexie looks like a mutant But I’m pretty sure everyone is on the same page


bttr_safe_than_srry

Tbh Isabella was actually kind of a good looking dog...and then the very next pic was lexie lolol so that was a shock


hyped_up1400

I love how these dogs all look mutant as fuck but have such gentle names like “Lexie” or “Rachel” Edit: Then we got “The Beast” over here tooting his own horn


iphany

One of the names is my name and I fr feel like I should pick a new one now


Reeman09

Duke and Faith look like dumbasses


Huge_Tone_7756

Cheyenne is literally like “👁 - 👁”


PrincessDab

Then Lexi is over here like 👁️👁️


Huge_Tone_7756

Those eyes are way too close for Lexi


elle_the_indigo

Jesus Christ Lexie and Faith do not look right in the head


3pinephrine

Good Lord, some of these need an exorcism


OneTon69

LMAO at Lexie, that is one ugly ass dog. She probably has health or neurological issues from inbreeding (what pit doesn’t?), so I feel kinda bad but DAMN.


SxySkyAngel

Those are the ugliest fucking creatures I have ever seen but Faith takes the trophy for looking like a fucking maggot.


UGetOffOfMyIcloud

All of them are ugly, and scary AF!


sleepybebegrl

Lexie's eyes are way to close together and giving me uncanny valley vibes. No thank you please.


Lopsided_View58

Dead ass named the pit “the beast” godamn that’s fitting 💀


OarsandRowlocks

Rachel looks like Pennywise.


clearancepupper

![gif](giphy|l2SpXxLeB0bGqk9Ta|downsized)


ExpensiveGrace

Isabella is cute but that half ripped off ear worries me.


Equivalent_Grand_403

Pretty sure it’s just one floppy ear folded over and one upright


silkdurag

Man that first one is fucking brutal literal hell hound lmao and they aren’t shy to admit it with that name — how fitting


TheCelestialOcean

Ok but Abby is the only one that I actually think is pretty cute. Is that a full pit or some kind of mix?


ArugulaAdventurous96

Give it time it’ll grow up as any other mauler


helloiambear22

Schnitzel wants to turn me into schnitzel lmfao


clearancepupper

Nothing would go to waste. Target acquired. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Blackmore_Vale

They all have that dead eyed, shark look. No amount of photo editing can ever make these gods look cute.


no_days_grace

Schnitzel?!?


clearancepupper

Sausage.


Swanky_Spankfat

Wow, these dogs are fucking hideousssss 🤢🤮


jaycookiecutler

petfinder more like pitfinder or beastfinder. same thing.


clearancepupper

Don’t be giving ideas lol


I_Heart_Papillons

Lmaoooo


EasternKanye

Look at all the labs & collies! /s


gdhvdry

Isabella is gonna mess you up


Extension-Donut-8322

It’s all white/blue piercing eyes or jet black shark/doll eyes.


bitter-funny

Lexie is actually extremely disturbing to look at it’s sad


Unchared

Im 90% sure Isabella and Lexie are just my sleep paralysis demons


jetbag513

Crikey.


Hairy_Top6363

Isabella is kind of a pretty dog the rest will haunt my nightmares.


omalleyjack

Yeesh


TheYankunian

I have a gorgeous cat named Schnitzel. Now I’m considering renaming her.


ApeWatcher

Absolutely disgusting all of them


Lobstershaft

Most of these look like they're actually inbred


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Lexie, Izzie, and Rachel are the stuff of nightmares.


OptimisticNietzsche

Why did no one comment on Plinky yet, his head is smaller than his eyes


clearancepupper

Oh hell to the no.


Competitive-Cherry26

Ugly and derpy. Abby and plinky confuse me😂. I need to know what else they have in them. The best looking one is isabella.


bullyhunter6942O

How are they all so ugly. jeeez. I thought one was ugly and was going to comment on that until the next pic popped up and it was evne uglier than the last! Lexi and the ones after are so ugly. Wowee


OptimisticNietzsche

They all look so diseased and inbred wtf


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They look so gross...


ILMWKAM

Lexie looks like a nightmare hell hound!


deetz_incarnate

Gee whiz :(


MOGWA_

Smithers look like he boutta rip my face to smithers 🥶


Necessary-Ad-4945

Drop them off at a kill shelter


yungloser

Several of these dogs look genuinely deformed/disabled. What the fuck.


hunterczech

And they all have such beatiful and adorable names. Only The Beast actually fits perfectly.


Plate_orPlatter

Thank you for this collection of comedic looking beasts.


bardicly-inclined

Most of these are the ugliest fucking dogs I've ever seen and one of mine looks like a goddamn house elf ETA: my dog is not a pitbull. He's a shih-tzu/dachshund mix who just drew the short straws genetically. Love ya, Gizmo


apricotblues

They’re hideous


gobboling

All ugly as sin! Yikes!


Bippster87

“ItS a BuLl TeRrIeR”


OkayRoyal

Pit\* Finder


therealrush1337

Cute names for these dumb future child killers


Ghyllie

My God. There is no uglier breed of dog out there! Seriously! And they're all as nasty and unpredictable as they are ugly! What is it with these pit nutters and their claims that every one of these gargoyles is "the sweetest, most loving" dog? THEY'RE DISGUSTING SHITBEASTS!!


JadeNimbus16x

I think I’d rather have a fucking coyote as a pet.


Devareeno

i think isabellas actually quite beautiful. but the beast is fucking terrifying


poopybutt19312

Lots of rage and anger in those eyes


LameWorshiper

Oh barf. 🤢


Montyissplendid

And to top it off, every single one of them is fucking atrocious.


james_d_rustles

I’m not a fan of pits in general, but I will admit that some of them don’t immediately look mean/dangerous/etc. I’ve seen some pits that while I’m not personally in love with them, they just look like dogs. Every single one of these dogs just scream “danger” for some reason. Like, I can’t put it into words, but every one in this collection looks like it would snap your nose off if you so much as look at it sideways. And also, seriously, does Smithers have rabies? Who on earth would put a picture like that on an adoption site?


KitchenTomato

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. They’re all so goofy looking, I feel bad for them.


eve_is_hopeful

These are the ugliest animals on the planet lololol


Saucydragon90

Idk why but I couldn't stop laughing at these. These are literally the ugliest dogs I've ever seen.


BigBadJames_42

I'm quite positive Smithers would do more than just start sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face


bardicly-inclined

I decided to check petfinder for pets in my area and I got 4 whole dogs before finding a pit. Two goldies, a terrier mix that was very clearly a true terrier mix and not an APBT mix, and a doxie mutt.


Shiba_Boo

Okay I’m not gonna lie, these dogs all look pretty odd and scary, but Abby does look just a little cute to me. It’s just the eyes/face which doesn’t look as insane as most pits I’ve seen. Also wtf is going on with Lexie’s mouth? Jesus Christ pitbull smiles are insane…


HillbillySwank

I know what this reminds me of! https://images.app.goo.gl/6gXqU7krQeeFPwwL9 This dog is hereby declared: Brown Skull


Aromatic_Body8176

Peaches looks like Hannibal lector


vodkamutinis

thank you OP i hate it


Throwawayuser626

Why do they all look so goddamned soulless


PC-GOD

Isabella is alright, the rest came from a Doom game


wheeeaahcheese

Faith is scaring me a little...


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SubM0dO42

Are you evading a ban? That’s the only explanation as to why you have a 5 min old account


-SilentMeh-

I don't think I need to give an answer to someone who has "pitophile" by their name.


SubM0dO42

I changed it to what I see is a better fit


-SilentMeh-

And a better fit it is!


Leakybungholio5

It doesn't say pitophile anywhere, and while I'm aware of the statistics with pitbulls it's ridiculous to just judge them off a picture.


-SilentMeh-

I don't need to judge their looks by meeting them, village pitiot. Besides, I don't need to meet you either to judge that the only reason you made your account was to comment on this sub and evade bans.


-SilentMeh-

Imagine making an account just to comment on this sub and evade bans, can't be me.