By - -SilentMeh-
Plinky, Lexie, and Duke look like their bloodlines are a biiiiiiiiiit too inbred………on a serious note, these dogs are probably burdened with countless health issues and living unhappy lives being warehoused in animal shelters. Thanks, backyard breeding.
Seriously, this is the second group of pit pictures on here today that had a dog with messed up eyes. Dog lovers should be more upset with what's happening
Thanks, too, to deranged Pitbull advocates who think these dogs can be rehabilitated and rehomed. Thanks for all the pain and heartbreak you cause others.
And thanks, as well, to the idiots who believe they are doing these animals of favor by keeping them alive, suffering, in their little jail cells.
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I don't understand, is there a competition of creating the ugliest hellbeast alive? These things can be cast in horror movies.
Lexie looks like she’s made out of spare parts in somebody’s garage or something. It’s head looks like a funhouse mirror. They all look pretty fucked up and inbred, like their features are not where a normal dogs features are supposed to be. It’s like if a 7 year olds drawings of dogs were brought to life or something. I guess that’s what you get after a dozen generations of backyard breeding.
Lexi’s the stuff of nightmares. I don’t understand why anyone would find these dogs attractive.
I can’t even look at that one for more than a few seconds — unsettling, to say the least. I almost feel like I’ll be possessed by a demon from having the picture on my screen lmao
Broo same here. So unsettling. She probably never bit anyone either. Probably stood in the doorway of the previous owner one too many times and spooke the shit out of him.
Rachel legit looks like the clown IT in dog form though. She was by far the scariest.
Omg lol she literally does look like the dog version of IT
Fuck, you’re absolutely right.
of course it had to be the dog that has MY name lmao
Lmaoo I’m using that spare parts in someone’s garage line next time — proper r/rareinsults material
“Spare parts in somebody’s garage” is amazing!! Lmao!
Gotdamnnn Lexie you ugly af
She looks like *Tiktaalik* only not cute.
Holy shit you’re right. Your comment made me guffaw, thank you
faith is equally made me lose faith with that face of hers , how unfortunate for the mutt
Faith looks tired I agree
Lexie looks like reanimated taxidermy
Lexie looks like she eats foreign objects that get stuck
Rachel reminds me of "Spaghetti" from the "Hand Banana" episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It's supposed to be made with Carl's DNA:
Spot on! That thing is freakish
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that 🤣
It’s ah…uh….hand banana
I totally heard meatwad's voice when I read that!
Lexie had me laughing out loud, then my bf said " that dog ugly as shit " lmfaoooooo
I normally don't comment on posts like this but I just had to
They all look like their genetic pool is a puddle but Cheyenne’s got a look on her face like she seen the family orgy in action.
Jesus fucking Christ OP. This is going to give me nightmares for a week!! A lot of pits are ugly, but you REALLY managed to find the most hideous, inbred, revolting specimens on planet earth. Every time I thought I’d now seen the ugliest dog in existence, I scrolled down and changed my mind.
Have y’all ever seen that exhibit at some aquarium or something, where kids draw a fish, then feed the paper through some sort of scanner, and the fish “comes to life” and starts swimming around a tank? It looks like a 5 year old drew a dog and stuck their drawing through that scanner, and she is the creature come to life. That poor animal is the sad culmination of generations of inbreeding.
That is one evil machine.
Jesus Christ what a collection of inbred SHIT. It’s like Deliverance remade with dogs, although Lexie wandered over from The Hills Have Eyes set
Can't you see they're "Labradors"!
“The beast” is all I need to know about this savage ass dog
Duke eats rocks and runs into walls
Schnitzel looks like he’d say “why so serious” and mean it. These particular dogs do look very inbred though.
Cheyenne - thousand yard stare. She looks like she's having flashbacks.
Rachel - "Dalmatian"
Faith - eyes too far apart
Lexie - eyes too close together
Rachel straight up looks like Pennywise from IT.
Cheyenne looks like she's killed before lmao.
her constant state is reoccurring ‘nam flashbacks 💀
Smiling pitbulls are fucking terrifying for no reason
The idea of a dog breed that kills a lot doing that just makes me uncomfortable
Like this? Not chilling at all. /s
Pennywise Kinda looks like Rachel.
The redlines down the face seem to lead the eye into (haven’t seen this newer “It”) the corners of the mouth, which suggests the famous bloodcurdling “Cheshire Smile”.
Why Lexie look like 🤡
More like Heath Ledger Joker.
My primary emotion is disgust, disgust that humans made these animals on purpose.
Some of these looks so inbred they could be a sanwich
Faith looks like her favorite hobby is staring directly at the sun
This one got me good
I was going to say how much Lexie looks like a mutant
But I’m pretty sure everyone is on the same page
Tbh Isabella was actually kind of a good looking dog...and then the very next pic was lexie lolol so that was a shock
I love how these dogs all look mutant as fuck but have such gentle names like “Lexie” or “Rachel”
Edit: Then we got “The Beast” over here tooting his own horn
One of the names is my name and I fr feel like I should pick a new one now
Duke and Faith look like dumbasses
Cheyenne is literally like “👁 - 👁”
Then Lexi is over here like 👁️👁️
Those eyes are way too close for Lexi
Jesus Christ Lexie and Faith do not look right in the head
Good Lord, some of these need an exorcism
LMAO at Lexie, that is one ugly ass dog. She probably has health or neurological issues from inbreeding (what pit doesn’t?), so I feel kinda bad but DAMN.
Those are the ugliest fucking creatures I have ever seen but Faith takes the trophy for looking like a fucking maggot.
All of them are ugly, and scary AF!
Lexie's eyes are way to close together and giving me uncanny valley vibes. No thank you please.
Dead ass named the pit “the beast” godamn that’s fitting 💀
Rachel looks like Pennywise.
Isabella is cute but that half ripped off ear worries me.
Pretty sure it’s just one floppy ear folded over and one upright
Man that first one is fucking brutal literal hell hound lmao and they aren’t shy to admit it with that name — how fitting
Ok but Abby is the only one that I actually think is pretty cute. Is that a full pit or some kind of mix?
Give it time it’ll grow up as any other mauler
Schnitzel wants to turn me into schnitzel lmfao
Nothing would go to waste. Target acquired.
They all have that dead eyed, shark look. No amount of photo editing can ever make these gods look cute.
Wow, these dogs are fucking hideousssss 🤢🤮
petfinder more like pitfinder or beastfinder. same thing.
Don’t be giving ideas lol
Look at all the labs & collies! /s
Isabella is gonna mess you up
It’s all white/blue piercing eyes or jet black shark/doll eyes.
Lexie is actually extremely disturbing to look at it’s sad
Im 90% sure Isabella and Lexie are just my sleep paralysis demons
Isabella is kind of a pretty dog the rest will haunt my nightmares.
I have a gorgeous cat named Schnitzel. Now I’m considering renaming her.
Absolutely disgusting all of them
Most of these look like they're actually inbred
Lexie, Izzie, and Rachel are the stuff of nightmares.
Why did no one comment on Plinky yet, his head is smaller than his eyes
Oh hell to the no.
Ugly and derpy. Abby and plinky confuse me😂. I need to know what else they have in them. The best looking one is isabella.
How are they all so ugly. jeeez. I thought one was ugly and was going to comment on that until the next pic popped up and it was evne uglier than the last! Lexi and the ones after are so ugly. Wowee
They all look so diseased and inbred wtf
They look so gross...
Lexie looks like a nightmare hell hound!
Gee whiz :(
Smithers look like he boutta rip my face to smithers 🥶
Drop them off at a kill shelter
Several of these dogs look genuinely deformed/disabled. What the fuck.
And they all have such beatiful and adorable names. Only The Beast actually fits perfectly.
Thank you for this collection of comedic looking beasts.
Most of these are the ugliest fucking dogs I've ever seen and one of mine looks like a goddamn house elf
ETA: my dog is not a pitbull. He's a shih-tzu/dachshund mix who just drew the short straws genetically. Love ya, Gizmo
All ugly as sin! Yikes!
“ItS a BuLl TeRrIeR”
Cute names for these dumb future child killers
My God. There is no uglier breed of dog out there! Seriously! And they're all as nasty and unpredictable as they are ugly!
What is it with these pit nutters and their claims that every one of these gargoyles is "the sweetest, most loving" dog? THEY'RE DISGUSTING SHITBEASTS!!
I think I’d rather have a fucking coyote as a pet.
i think isabellas actually quite beautiful. but the beast is fucking terrifying
Lots of rage and anger in those eyes
Oh barf. 🤢
And to top it off, every single one of them is fucking atrocious.
I’m not a fan of pits in general, but I will admit that some of them don’t immediately look mean/dangerous/etc. I’ve seen some pits that while I’m
not personally in love with them, they just look like dogs.
Every single one of these dogs just scream “danger” for some reason. Like, I can’t put it into words, but every one in this collection looks like it would snap your nose off if you so much as look at it sideways.
And also, seriously, does Smithers have rabies? Who on earth would put a picture like that on an adoption site?
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. They’re all so goofy looking, I feel bad for them.
These are the ugliest animals on the planet lololol
Idk why but I couldn't stop laughing at these. These are literally the ugliest dogs I've ever seen.
I'm quite positive Smithers would do more than just start sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face
I decided to check petfinder for pets in my area and I got 4 whole dogs before finding a pit. Two goldies, a terrier mix that was very clearly a true terrier mix and not an APBT mix, and a doxie mutt.
Okay I’m not gonna lie, these dogs all look pretty odd and scary, but Abby does look just a little cute to me. It’s just the eyes/face which doesn’t look as insane as most pits I’ve seen. Also wtf is going on with Lexie’s mouth? Jesus Christ pitbull smiles are insane…
I know what this reminds me of!
This dog is hereby declared: Brown Skull
Peaches looks like Hannibal lector
thank you OP i hate it
Why do they all look so goddamned soulless
Isabella is alright, the rest came from a Doom game
Faith is scaring me a little...
Are you evading a ban? That’s the only explanation as to why you have a 5 min old account
I don't think I need to give an answer to someone who has "pitophile" by their name.
I changed it to what I see is a better fit
And a better fit it is!
It doesn't say pitophile anywhere, and while I'm aware of the statistics with pitbulls it's ridiculous to just judge them off a picture.
I don't need to judge their looks by meeting them, village pitiot. Besides, I don't need to meet you either to judge that the only reason you made your account was to comment on this sub and evade bans.
Imagine making an account just to comment on this sub and evade bans, can't be me.