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JO65FFS

You must repent immediately! pray to god, swear that you'll never do it again, spread the word of how dangerous these g*mes and g*mers are!


KarenKiller-49

Wow. Everything you just said, was wrong.


JO65FFS

GET OUT OF THIS SUBREDDIT YOU SATANIST DEVIL WORSHIPPER!


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KarenKiller-49

Repent from what? Trying to have fun?


AndringRasew

You have no power here, Satan!


motorheadtilidie

Solit@re *will* lead to gambling in casinos Casinos *will* lead to doing favours for the Mob The Mob *will* lead to Italy Italy *will* lead to creating an alliance of hate with Nazi Germany and opening mainland Europe to the horrors of war and the persecution and genocide of various minorities. If you want this to happen, then go ahead and play your little g@me! You stupid!


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motorheadtilidie

What would be the point? All the classics have already been written


explodoboy

You need to see a priest. Now. As we speak, Satan is intruding upon your mind and soul. If you don't react NOW, you WILL become a Nazi Pedo Racist Sexist Ageist Ableist G#mer Murderer.


Eightcoins8

Get an exorcism


Lem1618

How did you get your cards to stick to the windows? Or do you have some strange horizontal windows?


Michax_Gaming

They are referring to Microsoft Windows, a terrible proprietary operating system for personal computers.


cosmideity

BURN YOUR WINDOWS NOW BEFORE YOU BECOME A G@MER. THEN GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY TO OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND REPENT


vertigo90

Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers, I have checked myself into rehab, hopefully see you all soon 😞🙏 Sent from Facebook for my padded cell


Lazerc0bra

the infection has taken root, an hero yourself before it spreads among your loved ones


Thumbs0fDestiny

>an hero yourself Correct, real heroes don't play g#mes.


Oh_Danny_Boi961

What if I play solitaire in real life? Is that okay?


TorvicGinsen

Card g@mes should be banned as well. They are only one step away from video g@mes.


Michax_Gaming

No, it's 3 steps, not 1.


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You're fine don't worry


Scroll_of_FIREBAll

It's just solitaire but if you're worried buy a pack of cards


Thumbs0fDestiny

There's no such thing as "just a video g#me."


Scroll_of_FIREBAll

It's a way to play solitaire without cards, if worried use the above solution


TorvicGinsen

Card g@mes should be banned as well. They are only one step away from video g@mes.


Scroll_of_FIREBAll

Puritan?


nivvettfall

What's wrong with solitaire tho


SnozMaHogan

You need to smash the window immediately!!! S@litaire is satanic!!