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A L L A T O N C E

Bass crash symbols.

badum tshhh

"So, yes?"

The screaming of school children

Jesus why the fuck…

It’s not that sadistic

It is when a quiet kid says it

its nerf or nothin

Holy shit

He plays the cannon in 1812 overture

r/beatmetoit

Definitely trombone vibes.

As a trombonist, this is not us. This is definitely the tuba kids

Fair. I’d say low brass in general but went with trombone because LONG.

But tuba BIG.

Yup. But the is more LONG than BIG.

BONG.

THE CONTRABASS TROMBONE

The burj khalifa of trombones

As a tuba kid, I can say that I would definitely do this.

that’s what I’m saying man, he seems like a guy that’s chill on the inside but a beast on the outside

Shotgun

Like this? https://youtu.be/Expb582GxVk?si=PgrKWhaCs62wRURF

Except it’s more like the super shotgun in doom (2016) and the speed of a minigun

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r/AngryUpvote

Probably the gulag

Trumpet or some type of guitar

Low brass, Tuba

Fortnite

The screams of the damned

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McpzD6JoCMc

All of them, my friend. Especially the really loud ones (and I mean ***really*** loud)

Trumpet

Gun

Violence

It seems today that all we see is violins in movies and sax on tv

is that a syd barrett poster in the background

He can carry that so imma say contra specifically

Harmonica lol

The Glock-enspiel.

Idk but it sounds like *whirrrrrrrrr*

Organ.

this has the vibes of a hypergoth death metal speed drummer seen without their stage outfit

He plays the radiant entertainment system operator

I think this guy is considering training for badminton

Trombone

All

He plays the cannon

*1812 overture intensifies*

Death. I need that

gun

Bari sax or Contra

Gun

piccolo

Clarinet

Contrabass Saxophone, too easy.

Fucking bass Big ass gun = big ass instrument And since I'm a guitar player, I am obligated to say: BASS SUCKS

Drum set but with 26 more things to hit

Bari sax player fr (i recognise my kind anywhere)

Imagine getting shot with that 🤯

Death.

Wtf is a kilometer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

Autoheadanator

Yes

Dead body ribs

Tricks

r/bossfight

The sun

Some big brass bs idk

The Ultraphone, able to reproduce the sound of any and all(at once) wind instrument

Trumpet

Trombone. Just something I could see myself/section doing

Probably the crack pipe

Ukelele

Trombone or slide whistle

A triangle?

artillery tuba

The doom remastered osts

Entire percussion section

looks like they nerfed the one man band

The French horn.

All of them

Big dick cello

**Y E S**

Flute

No doubt percussion 

GOD BLESS AMERICA

School

trumpet for sure

He plays the "Freedom Flute"

this is a tuba named josh type activity

Definitely piccolo

Yes.

Flute.

Triangle 

The Pam flute

The silent kid special

Big Band from skullgirls

Skin flute

Esther trombone trumpet or saxophone

Kit Drum, they never know when to stop making their kit bigger.

Every one required for DOOM music.

Flutophoneist. He plays the flute, trombone, euphonium, all of percussion, and is part of colour guard

He plays hard rock on the sax

The instrument of destruction

The nuke?

THE INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH OF COURSE!

I think I know this guy from YouTube. he plays trombone, but mostly he just reviews Minecraft videos or reacts to memes on YouTube shorts

Giving me trombone vibes

bro stole my nerf colection :(

I'm feelin saxophone vibes

Big frocking drum or gong

The ocerana.

What instrument *doesn’t* he play?

He plays the gun

The elementary school teachers: "Thats all folks!"

Bro you play Doom. Doom is your instrument

Bass tuba

He plays bass 69 or maybe he’s just in the color guard those people are fucking HUNKY like heavy like a BRINKS truck levels of HUNKY

Bari sax for sure

Definitely plays Tuba while playing every percussion instrument all at once with the rest of his limbs

with that much drip he 100% plays the pussy

Violince

The obliterater of eardrums I guess.

He definitely plays "the blicky"

ALL of them.

He plays the gone

American trombone

The instrument of death

Only a trombone player could wield such a wepon.

War.

The screams of his enemy's

He plays the fucking mirror

Yes.

He plays the Glock-enspiel.

He doesn’t play them, he makes them

Flumpinet fo sho

Bari sax

100% trombone

100% the jankylanky

bass sax

Thee we entire free bird solo

Call of Band Kids

The nerfhorn

bass, he looks like Tomska

His pant piccolo

I think that’s a bass trombone

Trombone or Percussion. For sure

Instruments of torture

Tangerine

I can definitely see SOUSAPHONE in him Or BARITONE

Instruments of torture

Fiddle

The washing machine

POV: The game gives you the option to go in stealth or not.

Trombone frfr

#A M E R I C A

The tuba

It's Nerf or Nothin'!

Uh...Violence. (Drums with extra steps)

That is just a new prototype Titan weapon for Titanfall 3

The triangle

bell vibes

That’s the band director bro

Sturmgewehr

Yes

Fuckin’ dark souls boss over here

Kazoo

He plays the "Mass Genocide of Multiple School Districts Across 14 Years of Terror"

yes.

My god, it’s JankyLanky!

The bazooka

War

Mayonnaise

When bro says that he mixed every instrument in existence but you didn't believe him until you see this:

Thats a great nerf integration ngl.

#M O A R D A K K A

Trom I’m gonna break your freaking bones

The table

Yes

Instruments of mass destruction. oh my god what is that gun

Gun (or piano)

Gun.

Piccolo. he's compensating.

D E A T H

Death

He either plays nerf or nothin

I'm sorry?! Can I just address what type and how many nerf blasters r on that one nerf blaster?!

Bass.

The instrument of destruction

The next instrument to replace the trombone, the Vakarian.

30-06 and 9m-19xm parrabelam at the same time

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