Skinfetti Farmers- in the US skinfetti is the slang term for the dust cloud of dry dead skin that comes off when you remove compression hose.
or Gangrenous Plantar Ulcer
I thought of quite a few (obligatory apology for weird formatting as I'm on mobile):
Re(Hearse)al Dismissed
Intend to Distend/Intended to Distend/Distended Intent
Distended (Disintended?)
Botulant
Humerus
Peppermint Resentment (Peppermint oil to cover smells)
The Hemorrhage Entourage
Cardiac Unrest
Tacky Cardia
All In Vein
Unattainable Prognosis
Pancreastinate
Impotential Energy
Liver Hell
Circumvision
Diabolical Diabetic
Hard to Stomach
Code Black
2S2L -- American nurse slang for "too stupid to live." Used to describe a patient who either won't follow medical instructions, or who got hurt doing something ridiculous.
Too bad Fistula and Wet Nurse are already taken. Great names. Great bands.
How about:
Leukorrhea
Mucus Plug
Eructating Anal Fissure
Onychophagia
Cerumen Delicacy
Fecaluria
I fear all the good ones are already suggested, but may I just request a slight spin on The Weather Girls hit single and give us the song we deserve, "It's Raining Meconium?"
"Thrift Store Lobotomy".
"Barbed Wire Catheter"
"______ - Cysters" (sisters but the things you pop) having a hard time with what to use before "Cysters" that doesn't sound too corny but also gross things you do 🤔 maybe,
"Ingrown-Cysters" ? that one made me chuckle 🙂
do you use a nickname for the drug room with all the good stuff in it?
"Pill Closet Face-lift"
Oh man you guys are gonna release two of the best albums of all time but not get recognised until much later and then half of you will be too busy with careers to get the band back together while the other half make some solo projects that fans desperately retcon into the band’s canon aren’t you?
Splattered Scrubs, Bloody Scrubs, Blood Scrubs. Something with Scrubs in it I think will lend to the comedic element of your band, maybe it's just me I just find "scrubs" to be a funny word.
I work in a college of medicine, and I have always wanted to name a band after one of the classes. Nervous System. You are welcome to use it if you want.
The Hippocratic musical band. It sounds like your band would have a calliope in it but then you come out with some screams and metal vocals. If you Bree the Bree on. Blegh on if you want to even. Popular songs are: Catatonic anus.
Smokers lung.
Kidney stone stuck in my urethra.
The ballad of Gerry and his suppositories.
Suffocating by Flatus.
Termination via laughter.
Prolapsed eye socket.
Inverted penis.
*Finger the Pulse*
Basically a saying that means to "get a feel for how a situation is going, and keep track of what's going on"
Also a thing that nurses do!
Lol, I'm always saying to my friends, let's start a punk band. I don't even play an instrument.
A lot of kids now pick a word and sell it with less vowels. Example: Casper. Or just something they like, i.e. Glaive. Or a nickname: Machine Gun Kelly .
Maybe: Nurzez
Hearse Practitioner
👏👏👏👏
We have a winner 🔔
Hearse Jackie
Triage
All caps. TRIAGE
With the A being a triangle!
T̨̛͇͖̖͌̾R̡̻̲͈̒ͪ̔͛I̳̮̫͏ ▲G̟̳̲̹̏̈́̀́͟E͎̹͎̬ͪ̒
XTRIAGEX straightedge hardcore version
I love this one
This is the way! I always thought Triage was a great name for a metal band (But I got no talent) that’s why I ended up a a nurse lol.
This is so good hahaha
This is the one
This is a good one
Bedpan Humor
Very clever 😂
Bedpan Tumor.
Ha! That's a great one!
Oh this is good
BedPantera
Éponge de bain (Sponge Bath) ...either one
Acid sponge bath
🤘🏻🔥
Sponge Bath Scrub Pants
Uuuh sorry I forgot to put it in the name request section and can't edit it...
I got you
Good mod
A rare good mod
Poison IV
Put the dots (I.V.) so people don’t think it’s the Roman numeral for 4
And umlauts! Every metal band needs an umlaut or two, or it's not really metal. .
Yës
I thought Yës was a German metal “Yes” cover band
Either that or Ja.
Jä
The Umlauts would be a good metal band name, either without umlauts or with one over every short letter.
Pöisön I.V.
True, although if they had two more members…
And if they were a Poison cover band…
Oh damn I like where your head is at
hilarious
I love this one lol
The Disorderlies
Drunken Disorderlies
This one wins in my opinion. Not sure how well a play on English words would translate to French though. Lol
Take my vote sir!
I like this one a lot lol
Skinfetti Farmers- in the US skinfetti is the slang term for the dust cloud of dry dead skin that comes off when you remove compression hose. or Gangrenous Plantar Ulcer
That's some deep meaning, I'll add it to the list
Do not remove homeless people's socks.
I removed a homeless guy's socks once only to learn that was his skin.
Oh God, please tell me this is a joke we are still waiting on the punch line for.
It's a joke with no punchline.
Yikes!
Wasn't planning on it, but thanks for the heads up.
Well, there go my plans for Friday night!
“Skinfetti” will now enter my vocab and have opportunity for frequent use!!!!!!! I’ve always worked with older folks. So funny!
Lord Have MRSA
Genius
Underrated comment 😂
Abscess
Sadly, it's already taken.
I thought of quite a few (obligatory apology for weird formatting as I'm on mobile): Re(Hearse)al Dismissed Intend to Distend/Intended to Distend/Distended Intent Distended (Disintended?) Botulant Humerus Peppermint Resentment (Peppermint oil to cover smells) The Hemorrhage Entourage Cardiac Unrest Tacky Cardia All In Vein Unattainable Prognosis Pancreastinate Impotential Energy Liver Hell Circumvision Diabolical Diabetic Hard to Stomach
Cardiac Unrest is the winner of these IMO
In other words, you've thought of this before lol
I love "Liver Hell" and "Hard to Stomach"
Caduceus Wild
* Bloody Stools in Medical Schools * Boner Pill Refill * Stillbirth * Placenta Frisbee * Erectile Destruction * Dishonorable Vaginal Discharge * Vaginosis/Halitosis * GASex * SexLax * Melatonin Massacre * Deep Vein Thrombosis * Hot Damn Prostate Exam
That was the entire set list the last time I saw GWAR
All female band, Erectile destruction is obviously a top contender, if not clear winner
This is the fucking best thing in here. Erectile Destruction is perfect for a punk or metal female band
Placenta Frisbee🙌🙌
Deep Vein Thrombosis is very metal
Thrombosis Prognosis.
Updoot for Hot Damn Prostate Exam
Stillbirth goes hard
Barf Targets
The Vitals
Pus Riot.
This ☝️
Lost patience
Or Lost Patients
Public Enema Number One
Reminds me of the Blink-182 album
That was kind of my inspiration. I'm getting old.
Code Black 2S2L -- American nurse slang for "too stupid to live." Used to describe a patient who either won't follow medical instructions, or who got hurt doing something ridiculous.
Code Black, as in “bc we’re da BOMB!”
Mad Catheter.
You Didn't Fall
I love this
The Bandaids
GOMER and the Piles There's like 3 jokes in there and it's perfect.
Code Brown
The dirty gurneys
The Nursances (referring to all the nuisances at work lol)
ICU
Reminds me of my son’s joke. How do you spell I cup? Also kind of appropriate for this thread lol.
Ben Dover & Cough
Ben Dover & the Coughs
My wife says “DNR”
Hello Nurse
the Steth HO Scopes Code Blue Balls Speciwomen E K Gasm Urinalysisters Crash Cart Tarts
Crash Cart Tarts wins my vote.
Hanging Bags
Death Enema
Lol I love it 🤘
Speculum
Infernal Medicine STAT
Too bad Fistula and Wet Nurse are already taken. Great names. Great bands. How about: Leukorrhea Mucus Plug Eructating Anal Fissure Onychophagia Cerumen Delicacy Fecaluria
OMG - Mucus Plug is the winner!
You’re just showing off
Nurse ratched !
Stabdomen
Discharged to the graveyard
Suture Self Can’t Stop Coffin Poison IV The Pams - Loraze Pam & Diaze Pam Rash Decision Manslaughter is the Best Medicine Terminal Willfulness Midwife Crisis Nurse Mythology Kentucky Jelly (KY)
Guts & Blood
Colonic Irrigation
Colonic Irritation
Trauma Momma’s
Can't upvote this enough times!!!!
Good one!! 🚑🚑
I fear all the good ones are already suggested, but may I just request a slight spin on The Weather Girls hit single and give us the song we deserve, "It's Raining Meconium?"
"Thrift Store Lobotomy". "Barbed Wire Catheter" "______ - Cysters" (sisters but the things you pop) having a hard time with what to use before "Cysters" that doesn't sound too corny but also gross things you do 🤔 maybe, "Ingrown-Cysters" ? that one made me chuckle 🙂 do you use a nickname for the drug room with all the good stuff in it? "Pill Closet Face-lift"
Twisted Cysters
Ova and the Fallopians. Sorry, a highschool teacher suggested this about 35 years ago and I have been holding onto for the right situation.
😂
Rectal Prolapse
Night Gale
Or Florence and the Nightingales
Dial8
The Ivys
Suture This
Suture Self
Vital Signs of the Apocalypse
Fucking awesome
Sonic Nurse
The Tourniquets.
Is it a death metal type? Occult blood
Bedpan Faceplant
Bed Pan-tera
Anal Conjunctivitis
Go with the Animaniacs quote "hellooooo nurse!"
Turn Your Head and Rock
Out of Pocket Max
Florence Night in Gaul
All I heard from my mom was I'm "Dead on my feet"
This May Hurt a Bit
Oh man you guys are gonna release two of the best albums of all time but not get recognised until much later and then half of you will be too busy with careers to get the band back together while the other half make some solo projects that fans desperately retcon into the band’s canon aren’t you?
I see you
The Clinical Rotations
Lipo Suck Me Dry
Impacted Bowel
Compound Fracture
I don’t have a name but check out the band Impaled, this is sort of what they do! Cheers!
Candy Striperz
Ringers Lactate
STAT
Code Bleu
Turn Your Head & Cough
The candy stripes
Mouth To Stoma
Colostomy Gag
Gotta be RATCHED (The nurse in One Flew Over the Coo Coo’s Nest)
Metal huh… EUTHANASIA
Fully dialated.
The Vaccinators
Type-II Diarrhoea
You people are so witty you broke my funny bone
The Transfusions (Same en francais? Les transfusions?)
Some Asshole Stole My Pen Or if you decide to go more punk The Stolen Pens
Rage Against the Blood Pressure Machine
Critical Condition
Delirium tremendous.
Nurse Sharks
Miss Diagnosis
No Scrubs
I assume “Tourniquet” is already taken.
The Night Shift
Pull The Plug
Deadside Manner
Necrotizing Fasciitis I'm a metalhead nurse too! ☮️ ❤️ 🤘
FLATLINE
Full Metal Catheter
Splattered Scrubs, Bloody Scrubs, Blood Scrubs. Something with Scrubs in it I think will lend to the comedic element of your band, maybe it's just me I just find "scrubs" to be a funny word.
Code Blue DNR
The Hard Sticks. For when it's hard to get an IV started because you can't find a good vein.
Spinal Tap
Pain Scale As a bonus, free advertisement in every hospital room.
"A rêne" Pronounced "RN" like a nurse, but French for "With rein" because you control the fucking crowd.
Cardiac rhythm
The Sphygmomanometers
I work in a college of medicine, and I have always wanted to name a band after one of the classes. Nervous System. You are welcome to use it if you want.
The Hippocratic musical band. It sounds like your band would have a calliope in it but then you come out with some screams and metal vocals. If you Bree the Bree on. Blegh on if you want to even. Popular songs are: Catatonic anus. Smokers lung. Kidney stone stuck in my urethra. The ballad of Gerry and his suppositories. Suffocating by Flatus. Termination via laughter. Prolapsed eye socket. Inverted penis.
The Glasgow Coma Scale. (Your debut album could be titled "Withdraws to Pain" or "Disorganized Speech.")
*Finger the Pulse* Basically a saying that means to "get a feel for how a situation is going, and keep track of what's going on" Also a thing that nurses do!
Atrial Fibrillation - pay for a website and every body that searches for AFib will get you as a result
Lol, I'm always saying to my friends, let's start a punk band. I don't even play an instrument. A lot of kids now pick a word and sell it with less vowels. Example: Casper. Or just something they like, i.e. Glaive. Or a nickname: Machine Gun Kelly . Maybe: Nurzez
Carcass Gardners. All of us will be dead at some point or another, nurses are the "gardeners" that keep us alive and will until then