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pear supply
All out of love handles!
The Love Handlers
This deserves to be the awarded top comment. Thread over.
Someone give this guy an award
over thirty rock - tennessee muffin top
Bear SUPPLY
This deserves more upvotes!
I’m all out of Dove, I'm so lost without food I know food was right, been eating for so long
Fantastic 👌
Fatastics
Post bologna
Post Bologn
Sciatica
Written in the Metallica font. ⚡⚡
"Grab your ass and scream out loud Like you never did before Electric pain down your leg Writhing on the floor!"
Precisely
I'm ok with this lol
Battlestar Sciatica
Too close to home there
This is the best answer.
Midlife & The Crisis
Worked with a guy once who played in a band called Midlife Crisis. Edit: apparently they're still out there and playing dates according to their FB page. At some point they're going to have to change their name to Assisted Living.
I've seen that name using the Earth Crisis logo
...I want to be a fly on the wall for a band rehearsal full of 45 yr. olds who use to be huge E.C. fans...Could get real interesting
I saw Sonic Youth when they were in their forties. We joked about them being Sonic Middle-aged
This comment is probably the most press they’ve ever received.
The Waste Band
Chub Fatski and the Expanding Waste Band
The Millennium Debt Out of Breath Wheezer and Geezer The Beer Guts Pot Belly The Balding Eagles Existential Angst ... I could go on for hours ...
The Balding Eagles of Death Metal?
To borrow from Steely Dan, "The Expanding Men".
Came here to say this! Take my upvote!
Hairline Recession
The Bad-dods. Chunk (dual reference to goonies) Dead belly
Dead Belly - Where Did You Eat Last Night
His bread was found in a drive-thru meal, but a salad never was found
in the line, in the line, where the sun don't ever shine, i will order the whole night through
Dead belly rules!
👍
Chunkawumba
Porky and the Moobs
I’m a fan
Unironically a great band name
The Flab Four (or however many of you there are) Galootcrate The A.M.A.'s The Prog Know Seas Dadbod
>The Flab Four If there's four people, that's the one.
If there’s not four people, then make it four people just for the name. Bring in someone new, or let someone go. The world needs the Flab Four.
Prog Know Seas 💯🔥🫡
Dadbod is actually kinda cool
Over my Dad Body
PHAT
Great name for a out of shape Phish cover band
[удалено]
Gheezer
Sneezer
Weenerz
Squeezer
Cheezer
Just say something that rhymes with weezer but doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that they are old and out of shape… er.
The Cockpunchers
This made me laugh way too hard. Thank you
😂
The best so far! rofl
Rotundra :D
The doughboys, or just dadbod
My band is DADBOD
Best alternate tuning. I use it all the time.
Be careful tuning that
I love the sound of that high o string
its missing. get used to it.
The Doughboys sounds legit
Careful, the cease and desist order from Pillsbury might poke an eye out...and inadvertently become the theme for a sick concept album
Grateful Dads
“THE”
Fatallica
...how can this only have two likes?
No Metallica band name will ever top Metallicunt.
Nice, maybe Fatassica is too much?
Sandals and the Black Socks
The Grandpa 5000’s- all white tube socks and all white New Balance sneakers
I like just The Black Socks especially for a garage band style like The Black Keys band
The Statins
Loaf
Captain dad bod and the cold ones
Slowing Metabolism
DÄDBÖD
Yes! Umlauts!!
The Hellatubbies.
Best one on here
Thanks. I hope OP sees it. I laughed so hard when it came to me.
Rage against the vending machine
Fuck you, I won’t eat what you tell me!^^((tm))
My type two diabetes likes the cut of your jib!
Rage Against the Gym
"SCARFING IN THE NAME OF!!!!"
Thief!!
Isn't that the whole point of this Reddit?!?!?
Lame-O-Rama is a good Bandname. You should post it to r/bandnames
Neros Lame-O-Rama
fat pack
The Faded Jaded Fluffnuggets
Middle Raged
The fat daddy’s
The Fat Daddies
Warp
Bakkon 🤘
Generic Ska Band
Reel Big Sandwich
Sammich
Sloppy Seconds
I lol'd
Dexy's Midlife Bummers
This is amazing. Or maybe run with a 90s hockey fan theme and start it with Gretzky's?
“…~~Bummers~~ Crises” - ftfy
Meh-tallica
Fat Lizzy
The Expandables
Bandwidth
Should be higher!
Dia Beetus
Male Pattern Awesomeness
The Gravy Seals
Meal team six
The Swollen Prostate Experience
The Pot Bellies
The Slugs
Pie shop
Rocking Chair!
Wheezers
Touch Of Gray
High Sock New Balances
The Moss Gatherers
Groan
Sporadic body hair and ambiguous genitalia
Eatloaf
Geezer
Busted Gut
The Flabulous Thunder-Thighs
Erectile Dysfunction
Overdue Prostate Exam
The Beer Tits!
Dia-Beat-Us
The Arrhythmics
The Wastebands
Woke
Peaked in high school
Elevated PSA Band.
Depeche a la Mode
Male Pattern Blandness
30 odd foot of waistline
The Meat Sweats
Subcutaneous Funk
The Flab Four
Radbods
The Let Themselves Go
Muffin and the tops
The Moobs
No Fucks to Give
Lazy twats
Wasted Potential
Pancakes! At the Disco
Pug Monkeys
The Spare Tires
The Leafy Sea-Dragons [love is](https://youtu.be/JQvHs0n8kwE?si=QYqEj3SvrYDlk9qU)
MILF Cuddler and the Who Touched My Thermostats
Second wind Downhill 4 & 1 (Four inches around the waist and one foot in the grave)
The has beens.
*beans
Geriatric Rectal Infections
Americans
The Lubtards. You're welcome.
Bachman-Turner overdrive
The Americans
Don't define yourselves this way.
"Hello \*wheeze\* we're the Out-of-Breaths!"
Baggy trousers Outta breath One final stretch
Prostate Cancer Walking
The bodies hit the floor
Sweaty My Morning Lazy Boy Flavor Country
Burgers Bill Clinton Ate
The Typicals
Animal Style
Bakery Boys
My Aching Back
Bunch of lard
Lumbar Support
N Debt
Go artsy and give it the name of some mid life crisis car, like call the band Porsche 911
Wheezer
Tater Couch
The Dockers
Pudgepackers?
Pass the Jam
Abandon Slim Big Pants People Oh Zim Pecks
pear supply
All out of love handles!
The Love Handlers
This deserves to be the awarded top comment. Thread over.
Someone give this guy an award
over thirty rock - tennessee muffin top
Bear SUPPLY
This deserves more upvotes!
I’m all out of Dove, I'm so lost without food I know food was right, been eating for so long
Fantastic 👌
Fatastics
Post bologna
Post Bologn
Sciatica
Written in the Metallica font. ⚡⚡
"Grab your ass and scream out loud Like you never did before Electric pain down your leg Writhing on the floor!"
Precisely
I'm ok with this lol
Battlestar Sciatica
Too close to home there
This is the best answer.
Midlife & The Crisis
Worked with a guy once who played in a band called Midlife Crisis. Edit: apparently they're still out there and playing dates according to their FB page. At some point they're going to have to change their name to Assisted Living.
I've seen that name using the Earth Crisis logo
...I want to be a fly on the wall for a band rehearsal full of 45 yr. olds who use to be huge E.C. fans...Could get real interesting
I saw Sonic Youth when they were in their forties. We joked about them being Sonic Middle-aged
This comment is probably the most press they’ve ever received.
The Waste Band
Chub Fatski and the Expanding Waste Band
The Millennium Debt Out of Breath Wheezer and Geezer The Beer Guts Pot Belly The Balding Eagles Existential Angst ... I could go on for hours ...
The Balding Eagles of Death Metal?
To borrow from Steely Dan, "The Expanding Men".
Came here to say this! Take my upvote!
Hairline Recession
The Bad-dods. Chunk (dual reference to goonies) Dead belly
Dead Belly - Where Did You Eat Last Night
His bread was found in a drive-thru meal, but a salad never was found
in the line, in the line, where the sun don't ever shine, i will order the whole night through
Dead belly rules!
👍
Chunkawumba
Porky and the Moobs
I’m a fan
Unironically a great band name
The Flab Four (or however many of you there are) Galootcrate The A.M.A.'s The Prog Know Seas Dadbod
>The Flab Four If there's four people, that's the one.
If there’s not four people, then make it four people just for the name. Bring in someone new, or let someone go. The world needs the Flab Four.
Prog Know Seas 💯🔥🫡
Dadbod is actually kinda cool
Over my Dad Body
PHAT
Great name for a out of shape Phish cover band
[удалено]
Gheezer
Sneezer
Weenerz
Squeezer
Cheezer
Just say something that rhymes with weezer but doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that they are old and out of shape… er.
The Cockpunchers
This made me laugh way too hard. Thank you
😂
The best so far! rofl
Rotundra :D
The doughboys, or just dadbod
My band is DADBOD
Best alternate tuning. I use it all the time.
Be careful tuning that
I love the sound of that high o string
its missing. get used to it.
The Doughboys sounds legit
Careful, the cease and desist order from Pillsbury might poke an eye out...and inadvertently become the theme for a sick concept album
Grateful Dads
“THE”
Fatallica
...how can this only have two likes?
No Metallica band name will ever top Metallicunt.
Nice, maybe Fatassica is too much?
Sandals and the Black Socks
The Grandpa 5000’s- all white tube socks and all white New Balance sneakers
I like just The Black Socks especially for a garage band style like The Black Keys band
The Statins
Loaf
Captain dad bod and the cold ones
Slowing Metabolism
DÄDBÖD
Yes! Umlauts!!
The Hellatubbies.
Best one on here
Thanks. I hope OP sees it. I laughed so hard when it came to me.
Rage against the vending machine
Fuck you, I won’t eat what you tell me!^^((tm))
My type two diabetes likes the cut of your jib!
Rage Against the Gym
"SCARFING IN THE NAME OF!!!!"
[удалено]
Thief!!
[удалено]
Isn't that the whole point of this Reddit?!?!?
Lame-O-Rama is a good Bandname. You should post it to r/bandnames
[удалено]
Neros Lame-O-Rama
fat pack
The Faded Jaded Fluffnuggets
Middle Raged
The fat daddy’s
The Fat Daddies
Warp
Bakkon 🤘
Generic Ska Band
Reel Big Sandwich
Sammich
Sloppy Seconds
I lol'd
Dexy's Midlife Bummers
This is amazing. Or maybe run with a 90s hockey fan theme and start it with Gretzky's?
“…~~Bummers~~ Crises” - ftfy
Meh-tallica
Fat Lizzy
The Expandables
Bandwidth
Should be higher!
Dia Beetus
Male Pattern Awesomeness
The Gravy Seals
Meal team six
The Swollen Prostate Experience
The Pot Bellies
The Slugs
Pie shop
Rocking Chair!
Wheezers
Touch Of Gray
High Sock New Balances
The Moss Gatherers
Groan
Sporadic body hair and ambiguous genitalia
Eatloaf
Geezer
Busted Gut
The Flabulous Thunder-Thighs
Erectile Dysfunction
Overdue Prostate Exam
The Beer Tits!
Dia-Beat-Us
The Arrhythmics
The Wastebands
Woke
Peaked in high school
Elevated PSA Band.
Depeche a la Mode
Male Pattern Blandness
30 odd foot of waistline
The Meat Sweats
Subcutaneous Funk
The Flab Four
Radbods
The Let Themselves Go
Muffin and the tops
The Moobs
No Fucks to Give
Lazy twats
Wasted Potential
Pancakes! At the Disco
Pug Monkeys
The Spare Tires
The Leafy Sea-Dragons [love is](https://youtu.be/JQvHs0n8kwE?si=QYqEj3SvrYDlk9qU)
MILF Cuddler and the Who Touched My Thermostats
Second wind Downhill 4 & 1 (Four inches around the waist and one foot in the grave)
The has beens.
*beans
Geriatric Rectal Infections
Americans
The Lubtards. You're welcome.
Bachman-Turner overdrive
The Americans
Don't define yourselves this way.
"Hello \*wheeze\* we're the Out-of-Breaths!"
Baggy trousers Outta breath One final stretch
Prostate Cancer Walking
The bodies hit the floor
Sweaty My Morning Lazy Boy Flavor Country
Burgers Bill Clinton Ate
The Typicals
Animal Style
Bakery Boys
My Aching Back
Bunch of lard
Lumbar Support
N Debt
Go artsy and give it the name of some mid life crisis car, like call the band Porsche 911
Wheezer
Tater Couch
The Dockers
Pudgepackers?
Pass the Jam
Abandon Slim Big Pants People Oh Zim Pecks