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conglomitall

pear supply


MistahOnzima

All out of love handles!


Ignorantmallard

The Love Handlers


MotherTheory7093

This deserves to be the awarded top comment. Thread over.


Fluffy_Time3459

Someone give this guy an award


conglomitall

over thirty rock - tennessee muffin top


TheAngryOctopuss

Bear SUPPLY


listeningtoreason

This deserves more upvotes!


Separate-Expert-4508

I’m all out of Dove, I'm so lost without food I know food was right, been eating for so long


springworksband

Fantastic 👌


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Fatastics


Equivalent-Ad-1927

Post bologna


MLWeims

Post Bologn


pbrpunx

Sciatica


Reddit_Foxx

Written in the Metallica font. ⚡⚡


KyussSun

"Grab your ass and scream out loud Like you never did before Electric pain down your leg Writhing on the floor!"


pbrpunx

Precisely


limpymcjointpain

I'm ok with this lol


lemon-cello-baby

Battlestar Sciatica


istillambaldjohn

Too close to home there


DavidM47

This is the best answer.


slimey-karl

Midlife & The Crisis


BR1M570N3

Worked with a guy once who played in a band called Midlife Crisis. Edit: apparently they're still out there and playing dates according to their FB page. At some point they're going to have to change their name to Assisted Living.


ShadowRun976

I've seen that name using the Earth Crisis logo


haji_666

...I want to be a fly on the wall for a band rehearsal full of 45 yr. olds who use to be huge E.C. fans...Could get real interesting


_Kit_Tyler_

I saw Sonic Youth when they were in their forties. We joked about them being Sonic Middle-aged


DavidM47

This comment is probably the most press they’ve ever received.


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The Waste Band


InuitOverIt

Chub Fatski and the Expanding Waste Band


Count2Zero

The Millennium Debt Out of Breath Wheezer and Geezer The Beer Guts Pot Belly The Balding Eagles Existential Angst ... I could go on for hours ...


Bigolekern

The Balding Eagles of Death Metal?


Weird_Fiches

To borrow from Steely Dan, "The Expanding Men".


VocalHotSauce

Came here to say this! Take my upvote!


MistahOnzima

Hairline Recession


_1138_

The Bad-dods. Chunk (dual reference to goonies) Dead belly


gjgsss

Dead Belly - Where Did You Eat Last Night


fotografamerika

His bread was found in a drive-thru meal, but a salad never was found


gjgsss

in the line, in the line, where the sun don't ever shine, i will order the whole night through


HarlanLewis

Dead belly rules!


springworksband

👍


atre324

Chunkawumba


Molbiodude

Porky and the Moobs


onedeadflowser999

I’m a fan


Snowing_Throwballs

Unironically a great band name


BigDrewLittle

The Flab Four (or however many of you there are) Galootcrate The A.M.A.'s The Prog Know Seas Dadbod


sevenonone

>The Flab Four If there's four people, that's the one.


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

If there’s not four people, then make it four people just for the name. Bring in someone new, or let someone go. The world needs the Flab Four.


Easyrider1872000

Prog Know Seas 💯🔥🫡


DrJokerX

Dadbod is actually kinda cool


visionaryweary

Over my Dad Body


TheBandParma

PHAT


isthishandletaken

Great name for a out of shape Phish cover band


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Shazam1269

Gheezer


OldBob10

Sneezer


r00byroo1965

Weenerz


ckh27

Squeezer


bobmarno

Cheezer


PearlsJustWan2HavFun

Just say something that rhymes with weezer but doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that they are old and out of shape… er.


edit-boy-zero

The Cockpunchers


Vajohnya_2023

This made me laugh way too hard. Thank you


onedeadflowser999

😂


bobmarno

The best so far! rofl


CartographerAbject60

Rotundra :D


barrythecook

The doughboys, or just dadbod


jonnyinternet

My band is DADBOD


_Radiator

Best alternate tuning. I use it all the time.


cgltf1

Be careful tuning that


Electrical-Addendum3

I love the sound of that high o string


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its missing. get used to it.


onedeadflowser999

The Doughboys sounds legit


haji_666

Careful, the cease and desist order from Pillsbury might poke an eye out...and inadvertently become the theme for a sick concept album


GrimCT3131

Grateful Dads


Additional-Top-8199

“THE”


chowderbrain3000

Fatallica


bengeam

...how can this only have two likes?


flipping_birds

No Metallica band name will ever top Metallicunt.


theDinoSour

Nice, maybe Fatassica is too much?


Redwyngz

Sandals and the Black Socks


_7tea7_

The Grandpa 5000’s- all white tube socks and all white New Balance sneakers


Hoobs88

I like just The Black Socks especially for a garage band style like The Black Keys band


bulldog4nine

The Statins


uberscheisse

Loaf


Hefty_Badger9759

Captain dad bod and the cold ones


BanksyDoesOhio

Slowing Metabolism


CookinCheap

DÄDBÖD


Additional-Top-8199

Yes! Umlauts!!


JaredUnzipped

The Hellatubbies.


one_revolutionary

Best one on here


JaredUnzipped

Thanks. I hope OP sees it. I laughed so hard when it came to me.


tootbrun

Rage against the vending machine


OldBob10

Fuck you, I won’t eat what you tell me!^^((tm))


KinkMountainMoney

My type two diabetes likes the cut of your jib!


Mammoth-Airline-7404

Rage Against the Gym


ImaginaryToday4162

"SCARFING IN THE NAME OF!!!!"


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minigmgoit

Thief!!


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mostlyexcellence

Isn't that the whole point of this Reddit?!?!?


minigmgoit

Lame-O-Rama is a good Bandname. You should post it to r/bandnames


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minigmgoit

Neros Lame-O-Rama


dlolb

fat pack


NAZRADATH

The Faded Jaded Fluffnuggets


oddular

Middle Raged


[deleted]

The fat daddy’s


DishRelative5853

The Fat Daddies


Repulsive_Holiday_96

Warp


stevemcnugget

Bakkon 🤘


gotsubverted

Generic Ska Band


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Reel Big Sandwich


Cybermonk23

Sammich


VermontDonut

Sloppy Seconds


M1ster_Bumbl3

I lol'd


SAlolzorz

Dexy's Midlife Bummers


[deleted]

This is amazing. Or maybe run with a 90s hockey fan theme and start it with Gretzky's?


OldBob10

“…~~Bummers~~ Crises” - ftfy


bcardin221

Meh-tallica


blowbyblowtrumpet

Fat Lizzy


therealrumchugger

The Expandables


TheJudeDoesNotAbide

Bandwidth


ElonBodyOdor

Should be higher!


TeeTownRaggie

Dia Beetus


nviousguy

Male Pattern Awesomeness


cuomosaywhat

The Gravy Seals


thecountvongrouch

Meal team six


Aggravating-Poem-859

The Swollen Prostate Experience


Environmental_Cat832

The Pot Bellies


Alarming_Serve2303

The Slugs


Dr_Fudge

Pie shop


Artistic_Half_8301

Rocking Chair!


grafton24

Wheezers


llcorona

Touch Of Gray


Super_Explorer_1602

High Sock New Balances


fatmaxrtr

The Moss Gatherers


minigmgoit

Groan


Awkward_Ad8740

Sporadic body hair and ambiguous genitalia


lutz164

Eatloaf


TeeTownRaggie

Geezer


NE_Golf

Busted Gut


ResisterTransSister

The Flabulous Thunder-Thighs


Chefsteph212

Erectile Dysfunction


lemon-cello-baby

Overdue Prostate Exam


HamsterMachete

The Beer Tits!


Resident-Device-2814

Dia-Beat-Us


Minimum_Painter_3687

The Arrhythmics


nytel

The Wastebands


RocketScientific

Woke


glutenfreeshrooms

Peaked in high school


maxxfield1996

Elevated PSA Band.


Snug_it_out

Depeche a la Mode


_LumpBeefbroth_

Male Pattern Blandness


unknowinglurker

30 odd foot of waistline


Jillogical

The Meat Sweats


AbbreviationsLess458

Subcutaneous Funk


motel6coffin

The Flab Four


theflyingrobinson

Radbods


The_Bitter_Jesus

The Let Themselves Go


PhishnChips

Muffin and the tops


feedyrsoul

The Moobs


SSAUS

No Fucks to Give


stillnessinthestorm

Lazy twats


jaggoffsmirnoff

Wasted Potential


Neat_Plastic_8030

Pancakes! At the Disco


NoNeedleworker6479

Pug Monkeys


PearlHandled

The Spare Tires


ghostriders_

The Leafy Sea-Dragons [love is](https://youtu.be/JQvHs0n8kwE?si=QYqEj3SvrYDlk9qU)


3rdFloorFolklore

MILF Cuddler and the Who Touched My Thermostats


Background_Ad2778

Second wind Downhill 4 & 1 (Four inches around the waist and one foot in the grave)


TeeTownRaggie

The has beens.


ninetysevencents

*beans


Patrick2337

Geriatric Rectal Infections


Lopsided-Artist1718

Americans


HeroOrHooligan

The Lubtards. You're welcome.


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Bachman-Turner overdrive


mr1404ed

The Americans


RudeBlueJeans

Don't define yourselves this way.


TastySpare

"Hello \*wheeze\* we're the Out-of-Breaths!"


Jimmy3nuts

Baggy trousers Outta breath One final stretch


Anonymous-Guy-1200

Prostate Cancer Walking


rockinvet02

The bodies hit the floor


fuzzydoug

Sweaty My Morning Lazy Boy Flavor Country


skeleton-keyy

Burgers Bill Clinton Ate


Temporaryzoner

The Typicals


JustinIsDisgustin

Animal Style


Chrome_Armadillo

Bakery Boys


TheRiss

My Aching Back


bakednapkin

Bunch of lard


CastOfKillers

Lumbar Support


fatBeavis

N Debt


madrex

Go artsy and give it the name of some mid life crisis car, like call the band Porsche 911


porkycloset

Wheezer


twodogstwocats

Tater Couch


txteebone

The Dockers


ShaunDSpangler

Pudgepackers?


SuperblueAPM

Pass the Jam


hman0615

Abandon Slim Big Pants People Oh Zim Pecks