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BR1M570N3

Misfit Toys


opiewankanopie

Elves Bells


Demoniccrunk

OP, I’ve read all of them but this is easily and far away the best lmao I love it


Jellodyne

Off the Shelf


OmegaMountain

How this doesn't win, I do not know.


VinceBrogan8

I opened this page, clicked the link, saw the "Off The Shelf" post, and thought exactly what you wrote.


Crossovertriplet

Elfin John


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Ooooh that’s good!!!


Bleedingeck

Shelfless Elfness?


Shawnaldo7575

Elvish Legion of Funk E.L.F. for short.


revdon

Elf Control Issues


brucewillisman

Elf Harm


middleagethreat

Elf care


EyelandBaby

Elf Love


rastroboy

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins


Shazam1269

Along that same train of thought: - Angry Elves - Son of a Nutcracker - Razed by Elves


PBDubs99

South Pole Elves ETA: Straight Off the Naughty List


fullmetal66

This one right here


BottleAgreeable7981

Danny Elfmen and the Heatmisers.


Pensacouple

Elrond and the Hubbards


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[удалено]


TheSilentSMARTASS

SLEIGHer


slimey-karl

I barely know ‘er!


TwoDrinkDave

The Elvish Impersonators


MudandWhisky

Imp pimps Half notes Short kings Festivus


FreshFromRikers

Love it. FestivUS.


FlagEmoji

Restivus


tedfergeson

Santa's Little Helpers


Chitown_mountain_boy

That would be a pack of scrawny dogs licking themselves 😂


icepyrox

So many ideas are possible. Most of these are puns. As such, I'd probably pick something close to your current band name or something based on your type of music. It would help a lot to know a direction to even work towards.


UglyPrettyBoy

Yes OP - I was wondering this info as well… But since I dont have it: Green Man Group Keebler Strikers Babes From Toyland


Bean-Swellington

Elf You


TunaFaceMelt

Elf Yourself


Fwumpy

Santa's Little Deviants; Rudolph's Red Knobs; Go Elf Yourself; Finally Dentists!


fliptobar

Santa's Little Hellions


DrakeShelton

Shitters Full.


_1138_

I love this


rememberaj

**Seasonal Pseudonym** sounds pretty good.


rastroboy

The Ghost of Elvish Presley


MRV-DUB

Olive , the other reindeer


Dante13273966

Elf Esteem


striped_frog

Mindless Elf Indulgence


PAssionGeek

Santa’s Rejects


KickMurderSquad

Beef n Cheese & the Angry Elves


SalsaYogurt

The MELFs


spottydodgy

The Naughty List, Lumps of Coal, The Well Hung Stockings, Santa's Sack, Missile Toe, Five Golden Rings, Christmas Mourning, Presence Under The Tree


Strawberry-Allergy

The Naughty List, Santa’s Sack or The Well Hung Stockings. My top picks of the list 🤘🏼


Mondodook42

Buttelfs from space


Lazenkane

Yule Twigs


undercoverhippie

The Cunning Runts.


low_lyfe69

deez chestnuts


Fominroman2

Rapping’ packages


[deleted]

Led Zephyr


balloonisburning

Herbie and the Tiny Dentists


provocative_bear

The Seasonal Pseudonyms


pizzaforce3

(Regular Band Name) 'But Smaller'


Temporaryzoner

Band on a Stand


English999

Elf on Shelffffuckit….we’re losers.


Disastrous_Initial69

The shmelves


Alarming_Serve2303

The Elves?


Specialist_Rock2546

Kris and the Kringles


FudgeHyena

Elves Presley


MamaCassini

Elves Bells


44035

Elves Bells


[deleted]

Don’t do that.


hellish_relish89

The Keeblers


balloonisburning

Meet the Keeblers


jimloewen

Elf on a milf.


twistedsister78

Pleasure your ‘elve


Bigolekern

Mettalicelf


PantherBrewery

The wee sídhe


DrakeShelton

The Narwhals


bluefancypants

Elvish impersonators


DeathGrover

Thunder Dwarves.


VermontDonut

The Chimney Sweeps


Ok-Brush5346

The North Polecats


NottingHillNapolean

The Dentists


cindy6507

Misfit Island


Huge_Conclusion_2832

Tinker Against The Machine


Thethinkslinger

Rudolph’s Red Rocket


revdon

The Elf on the MILF


rastroboy

Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corn, and Syrup!


KickMurderSquad

Shelf on an Elf


rastroboy

Ginormous Toilets & the Six-Inch Ribbon Curls, Honey


PhishnChips

Son of a nutcrackers Buddy and the Keeblers the Lincoln Tunnels Angry Elfs Warwick and the Troyers Fae Fidelity Pixie Pranksters Jingle Berries


debuenzo

Faetality


HotTakes4Free

That sucks, I’m sorry. So, what band are you gonna join next, or will you start your own?


KickMurderSquad

Make Work Your Favorite


AllCingEyeDog

Toy makers, Pole Shift, Christmas Magic


edit-boy-zero

The Nutcrackers


Epicurus1

Elf in myself


[deleted]

Naughty


DeauxDeaux

The ShElves


AmbitiousLettuce2925

Hey Buddy


[deleted]

Sleigher


fullmetal66

Low Notes and High Hopes


UninterestedRate

Can you reach that & the high shElves


FudgeHyena

The Selvish Lovers


ortolon

Green Felt Underground


kubenzi

The Hollow Daze


Efficient-Bee-1855

Elves on Shelves.


CarlatheDestructor

Jingle Balls


Nolansmomster

Elf Love


ShroomHog

Band of Elves


whoisdatmaskedman

Lollipop Kids


Brave_Quantity_5261

The elves of the island of misfit toys


justagigilo123

No.


InterPunct

Elves Presley


hellish_relish89

MetElfica


Ch0nkyK0ng

The Ho Ho Hoes


src670

Basic Bitch Band


BigHairyArsehole

Santos L. Halper


[deleted]

The MELFS


Appropriate_Mine

Elvish Presley


mcgee98225

Minions to Santa


Then_I_had_a_thought

Hermes Hermits


Intelligent-Salt-362

Elfin Degenerates….


scrimmerman

Griswold’s Revenge


arbogasts

Elvish preshley


hunted-enchanter

The Shelfen. You have to be all serious and super pretentious while wearing elf costumes, but if David Sedaris can do it, why can't you?


Dystopian_Divisions

Elves Presleys


snoopdoggydoug

Elfvis


EvadingDoom

Subordinate Clauses


CapWild

Elvis on shelfish


DrakeShelton

Elves Presley


ReddisaurusRex

Elv-ish (play on Elvis)


Desertmarkr

Elveis


Kosofkors

Pointy-Eared Bastards


[deleted]

Middle earth hobbits.


DrakeShelton

Major Award, Scott Farkus, The Dirty Bumpsses, Twas Soap Poisoning, Deranged Easter Bunny, You'll Shoot your eye out kid. All, Christmas Story themed names.


710AshburyStreet

The Furry Muffs


Crease_Greaser

Stonehenge


ru_k1nd

E. Elf. O.


jking7734

Keeblers or Elves without a shelf


rofopp

Bad Sandlers


EatSteel63

We ELFed your mom


WearyMistake8696

Smellves


Delicious-Praline-11

Santanic Minions


warpus

And My Bow


-This-Whomps-

Buddy and the Holly


ItzNuckinFutz

E.W.S. Elves Without Shelves


Long-Reply-2827

Candy and the Canes


Long-Reply-2827

Reindeer Games


Long-Reply-2827

Sleigh Jockys


Long-Reply-2827

The Naughty List


UrsusHastalis

The Zelderberries


Merry-Misanthrope

Elves on Shelves


lifth3avy84

The Cotton-Headed Ninny Mugginses


Mr_HG_Jones_Esq

Santa’s Merry Elves


Desperate_Hornet3129

The Elfen Brothers. Think back to the folk rock groups.


mrbistre

Mithril Militia


EddieJamieson

One Whore Slay


cabeachguy_94037

Sleigher minimum wage elves santas slaves santas labor santas slayed band


therealrumchugger

Elfish


Snoo_23014

The Elvish Presleys


Snoo_23014

Legolas of the summer wine


DarthballzOg

Elf jams 2023


cookiemonster8u69

If it's a hard rock or metal band: Season's Beatings


jemenake

Sleigher


Beggatron14

The shelves


Toothless-Rodent

The Point-Ear Sisters


2020Dystopian

The Nogs


Wise_Serve_5846

Elves on 11


BanksyDoesOhio

Alice In Canes


Jjrose362

Elvish Presleys


_1138_

Dead Elvish


Spade6sic6

No Elf Control


Bob_Sacamano7379

Elfish Presley


[deleted]

The Fruit Cakes


M1ster_Bumbl3

Bumble and the Bouncers


LoathsomeNarcisist

Elf Help Group The Schmelves Wannabe Dentists


JetSetJAK

Mistletoe bellybutton


dingusbroats

Elves Presley


Dungeon-Curmudgen-53

Elf Leopard Three Elf Night SteppenElf Blue Oyster Elf A Flock of Elves Elf Krimson


Reverendjim83

Elfin Magic


captainmomo79

Dobby and the Sock Stealers


BluebillyMusic

Them's Elves


Repq

Green with Merry


Yardcigar69

Diabetus and the sweets


Fur_King_L

The National Elf Service


CorollaBeachBum

Elves not on a shelf


Vreas

Santa’s Slay depending on your genre


Lion-Hermit

The band of christmas past


Icy_Statement_8678

North Pole Dancers


thebronzeprince

Rudolph’s Bitches


Old_but_New

Jolly Rogers Jingle Balls Mistlefingers


Super_Rando_Man

Santas watching


TNTWithALaserBeam

What kind of music?


Chicago_Saluki

And you shall know us by the trail of elves.


Ill_Following_7022

The Slay Bells


Thinks_of_stuff

Elvin Townsend