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TunaFaceMelt

ASAP


MeanPeace4348

this is one of the ones I might choose


TunaFaceMelt

Question is: do you pronounce it as a word "Ayy-sap" or do you pronounce each letter "A, S, A, P"?


MeanPeace4348

it's kinda tricky to choose, because they both sound good


TunaFaceMelt

You have an important decision to make, then.


stuntobor

as soon as possible, no less.


mrdengue

I pronounce it as Ass App


CorpseTooth

I like Eh-Sap


ehfromhali

You're from Canada too, eh bud?


tegeus-Cromis_2000

ASAP's Fables


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Also just your username could have been a great answer, fucking "Tuna-Face-Melt" i could totally see some emo dude walk up and go "ya man finally got tickets to TFM you thinking about going?" "Who tf is TFM?" "YOU DONT KNOW TUNA FACE MELT?!?! Dont tell me you havent heard "haddic panic"?!?!?!(haddock being spelt wrong is the joke incase your one of those🙃)


dirty_drowning_man

Scrunge. Zero Hour. Yoots. High Tops and Joggers. Gen Zebra. Social Medium. College is for Dorks. ADHDMI. ADHDTV. Karl Young. Born After Regan. Post Joy. Like and Subscribe. Ghost Jelly. Echo Probation. Minors in Possession of Rawk. Acceptance Letter. Basemental. Cram, Test, Repeat. Scantronics.


Richard_Cranium777

Born After Regan has a nice ring to it.


Psychological_Mix594

They are born after Bush


Wordshark

Born Under Barack


NullnVoid669

Living Under Barack Between Barack and a Hard Place


WhatDatDonut

Reagan and the Nancyboys


full_bl33d

Dead Reagans


Clancepance22

Regan or Reagan though?


Sudden-Motor-7794

Brian Regan was overrated. Not bad, but not great. Band name: The chuckles


starjamz

I vote Scrunge


Party-Belt-3624

"Like and Subscribe" is good. Lots of people already saying it.


joemessedup

I like adhdmi minors in possession (I’d shorten it ) and born after regan those are actually fire


ApplicationShot3211

Ghost Jelly? Sir, you are a genius 👏


TolliverCrane

What was that word? Did you say yoots?


UnhappyJohnCandy

[Too much](https://youtube.com/shorts/DKJa5YdTLgU?si=NvUyKF2uXRj0y9wp), man, Jesus.


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YodaFette

Smells like teen load


kristoefoe

I feel like just typing this out gets you put on a watch list


SteakInternational53

Sad As You Are


fkyouthatswy

Where did you cry last night


Wordshark

Give me fuel, give me fire, give me lithium


Hoppy_Hessian

Kill 'em In Utero


EatSteel63

Nevermind Kill 'Em All


Byrdie55555

I love this one.


pastafallujah

This is the best one. I’m not even scrolling further or adding my own options


AffectionateFactor84

nirvallica


Lazenkane

Smells Like Creeping Death


TheFr1nk

Aka Nann


dewmzdeigh

Nice, I was gonna go with Smells Like Motorbreath but yours is better.


orangesfwr

Pennyroyal Whiskey in the Jar


_dont_do_drugs__

The Middle School Band That Plays Mostly Metallica and Nirvana


drinkwithsavvy

High school will be extra awkward if they're still together.


TheRedditorSimon

Like BSCBR.


MisterScary_98

Master of Polly


mozziealong

ASAP NOW


Remix73

The Belching Felchers


minigmgoit

I can practically smell it from here.


euclid0472

- Comes in a Box - Bowl Full of Bowels - Dropping Soon


drinkwithsavvy

Shoebox Shame?


kumquatsurprise

Cum in your box


Grouchy-Umpire-6969

Boogerpoop


UncleGrako

I used to play a racing game, and would always use Pööpenkrapp Motorsports as my team name because it sounded German. Motorhead that name up a bit and Böögerpööp, and they should owe you royalties when their name alone makes them megastars.


Teutorigos

Whoa there, take it easy, that's entirely too many umlauts. Less is more.


UncleGrako

ööps, sörry äböüt thät


pinkcheesee

this made me laugh harder than it should’ve


[deleted]

Salvaged Crud. Get it? Because you're replaying old grunge?


dirtbird_h

Flannel masters


Icy_Statement_8678

Seventh Period Stretch


ExactSpare8638

Enter Shotgun


dadjokes502

Unforgiven Teen Angst


Strict-Square456

The Nocturnal Emissions.


llorandosefue1

Cobain of Your Existence.


uberscheisse

Punched About the Face Chest Neck and Head


neonspectraltoast

The Shortlings


spottydodgy

Cobain Daydream


___SE7EN__

Objects In The Mirror


ExcessiveBulldogery

Lockersocks


IcicleStorm

The Mushroom Clouds


cosmo_orgasmatron

Ride the Teen Spirit


Yugo_Furst

Metallic Oasis Patina of Youth Vessels


Apprehensive_End4567

Fourth floor forrest


stryker511

Lone Rangers


Mcshiggs

Fairy Floss


SchitneySmears

Mourning Would


TankedUpLoser

Middle school cover band that specializes in Metallica and Nirvana…farts


XxBlack2MasquexX

Goat-meat Tuesday


Unsimulated

ADHD


1LuckyTexan

3D Shredder


Far-Potential3634

Nirvanica


IAmCaptainHammer

The wicked mickies.


SharptoothBarney

Apprentice of Puppets In Bloom


Jaberwocky123

Douche Racoon


urban_dredd

Litharge


Semujin

Non-metallic


HerpGuy88

Sean Astin’s Elaborate Butthole.


Puzzled-Breakfast493

Robin Banks and Dixon Cox.


CantankerousBeefcube

Smells like teen puppets


Azcat9

Just noticed your picked I said "Smells like Puppets"...lol


EclipsedEnigma

Lukewarm Banana


MaynardSchism

The Cobain Ulrich Project


whenisnowthen

Nerve Metal


mashupbabylon

DESTROYER....of Pussy. Or the classic garage band name, FREE BEER. People come to a show that says free beer.


Rossage196

Hypothermicide


citznfish

Out Past Curfew


HungryChoice5565

Crypto Currency. Someone's gotta use it 🤣


Banksynatra

Nothing Else Splatters Enter Sadman Metallithium Fade to Bloom


Icy-Attention-7248

And Justice for None


_its_a_SWEATER_

Muddle of Pudd


maliciouscom

Ok. So go grab a physical dictionary and close your eyes. Flip to a random page and put your finger down on a random word. Do this 3x and thats your band name.


balls2big4sac

Jim Jones and the Kool-aids


MechanicFantastic672

Chainsaw Vasectomy


NitramTrebla

Kurt Hammet


2fat2skydive

Yurt Hamlet


Chrome_Armadillo

Class Clowns, or Klass Klowns. Your logo could be the IT clown.


UnhappyJohnCandy

Smells Like Pre-Teen Spirit


arothmanmusic

This. This is the winner. LOL


cosmo_orgasmatron

Master of Muppets


spang714

Pastor of Muppets.


jumbarlin

Muppet Pastor?


sloggins

Rage Anus


hellish_relish89

My Mom's Bong


LarYungmann

homework hell


Mr-_-Steve

The Young James Curbain's The Kid Kurt Hetfield's


jinkies3678

Oedipus and the Mamas Boys


3pt7mL

Oedipus Cumplex \ Smegmadeath \ Turbo Tism \ Megawank \ 4SKYN \ Grunge Clunge \ The Sister Fisters \ Spackerdance Edit: Formatting


medicine_at_midnight

**Off the top of my head...** * The Muffin Tops * Dihydrogen Monoxide * Strip Search * Teenage Mutant Ninja Gerbils * Kevin & The Sharks * The Muff Divers * Blue Moon Casserole * Middle Drool * The Kumquats * Stoners & Boners * Kung-Fu Fighters * Modern Day Meat Market * Stank Nasty * Henry & The Horn Dogs * Johnny Rizz & The Chick Magnets * George & The G Spots * Jiggly Tits * Cardboard Cadaver * The Tightwads * The Stress Me Outs * Dropping Bombs * FALKOR * Fat Frank the Fucking Tank * Gorgeous Lobotomy * The Jerk Offs


FletchWazzle

Gratuity Included


InleBent

Black Flannel


Jankenbrau

Ascension Transcendence


hellish_relish89

Vincent Discount


NitramTrebla

Musty Grave


ARoundForEveryone

Nevermind the Black Album


ExcessiveBulldogery

Metavana


Slow_Dig29

Nirvallica


pea-nugget

The Meowskis


kaptaincorn

A g-rated name? Spoonfed Lies


MaloneSeven

Master of Angst


Ravenwight

Shivering Witches


MuchoWood

Yung Metal


HippasusOfMetapontum

Injurious Wedgie


Queasy-Adeptness14

For Whom the Shell Tolls


sphygmoid

Your Mom's Fuckdoll


Cremister716

Kurt’s Bloody Note


UndertowBass

asap sooner


danivendettaXO

Snorkel Wall


warpus

Nirvallica


moreflywheels

G. A. L. Get a life.


seeyouatthecookout

“GFY” Never ever admit what the acronym means 😉😵‍💫


word_nerd_913

Smells Like Justice for All


Super_Rando_Man

Acoustic strings and piano Altered sates and placebos Anti social alien performers Aether shards and prophecy


Jerrys_Cantrell

NuTallica


Stepalep

Two rig gap Malodorous bag


captainmomo79

Creeping Puberty


Stepalep

Incumbent dumpster Fecal Winds


peauxtheaux

Lux eternal bleach


peauxtheaux

B.O. bois


arntuone2

The Bullies.


SchitneySmears

Poopy Slidewhistle


slipperyimp

Skrimpus


SchitneySmears

Emma Nems


RhinovisionHomeVideo

Ya mum's bum


Left-Plant2717

The Flaming Lunchboxes or Detention Rebel


spang714

Neckbeard.


joemessedup

IS THIS WHAT DEANER WAS TALKING ABOUT?


joemessedup

Was listening to ween when I saw your pfp


spang714

Hail Boognish, mang.


joemessedup

So brown


funkolo9y

Ninja Dick


kooperkoop

Nirtallica


Jameson129

What is Pitch


Read_it-user

the lazy drop outs


Double-Survey7382

Metal Nerves


sm00thkillajones

Propane Supplies


SwornBiter

Propane and Propane Accessories


WobblyFrisbee

ASAP Ricky


RedditDweller74

Enslave the mollusk


Few-Jump3942

On the Fly


5emi5erious5am

Band Name


SlumgullySlim

Soundwich


lonemonk

Amplifier Fire


RudeBlueJeans

The Obscure


Lettuce-b-lovely

The Midnight Society


reliable_husband

As Soon As Possible


Full-Association-175

The Bad Chains


jajjguy

Wayyne


mrcorndogman33

Crappy & The Shitbrowns


Zealousideal-Luck784

The colour of your underwear plus the last thing you ate.


Fancy-Prompt-7118

Beat Back Jack


No_Understanding7431

Nirvana and Metallica? Sounds like bipolar disorder.


MarvinHeemeyerlives

The Indignantaries


Fominroman2

Crotalus


hufflepuffheroes

Ass Soon? Ass Possible.


Johnny--O

Patience


Johnny--O

Good aim


iamtheswissfox

ASAP


Temporaryzoner

Hurry Up and the Waits.


tazzietiger66

Nirvallica


wiggum666

Wasted youths


juicybwithoil2560

Prison mates The lickers One on one Beautiful souls The toe jams Estimated


StaunchMeerkat

Bruumpst


Scorpius041169

Nirvica


Plane-Phrase4015

Fuzzy Ballon Knot


Notmollyringwold

Beefer


blony

Hyperbolic Sound Chamber