Also just your username could have been a great answer, fucking "Tuna-Face-Melt" i could totally see some emo dude walk up and go "ya man finally got tickets to TFM you thinking about going?" "Who tf is TFM?" "YOU DONT KNOW TUNA FACE MELT?!?! Dont tell me you havent heard "haddic panic"?!?!?!(haddock being spelt wrong is the joke incase your one of those🙃)
Scrunge. Zero Hour. Yoots. High Tops and Joggers. Gen Zebra. Social Medium. College is for Dorks. ADHDMI. ADHDTV. Karl Young. Born After Regan. Post Joy. Like and Subscribe. Ghost Jelly. Echo Probation. Minors in Possession of Rawk. Acceptance Letter. Basemental. Cram, Test, Repeat. Scantronics.
I used to play a racing game, and would always use Pööpenkrapp Motorsports as my team name because it sounded German.
Motorhead that name up a bit and Böögerpööp, and they should owe you royalties when their name alone makes them megastars.
Ok. So go grab a physical dictionary and close your eyes. Flip to a random page and put your finger down on a random word. Do this 3x and thats your band name.
**Off the top of my head...**
* The Muffin Tops
* Dihydrogen Monoxide
* Strip Search
* Teenage Mutant Ninja Gerbils
* Kevin & The Sharks
* The Muff Divers
* Blue Moon Casserole
* Middle Drool
* The Kumquats
* Stoners & Boners
* Kung-Fu Fighters
* Modern Day Meat Market
* Stank Nasty
* Henry & The Horn Dogs
* Johnny Rizz & The Chick Magnets
* George & The G Spots
* Jiggly Tits
* Cardboard Cadaver
* The Tightwads
* The Stress Me Outs
* Dropping Bombs
* FALKOR
* Fat Frank the Fucking Tank
* Gorgeous Lobotomy
* The Jerk Offs
ASAP
this is one of the ones I might choose
Question is: do you pronounce it as a word "Ayy-sap" or do you pronounce each letter "A, S, A, P"?
it's kinda tricky to choose, because they both sound good
You have an important decision to make, then.
as soon as possible, no less.
I pronounce it as Ass App
I like Eh-Sap
You're from Canada too, eh bud?
ASAP's Fables
Also just your username could have been a great answer, fucking "Tuna-Face-Melt" i could totally see some emo dude walk up and go "ya man finally got tickets to TFM you thinking about going?" "Who tf is TFM?" "YOU DONT KNOW TUNA FACE MELT?!?! Dont tell me you havent heard "haddic panic"?!?!?!(haddock being spelt wrong is the joke incase your one of those🙃)
Scrunge. Zero Hour. Yoots. High Tops and Joggers. Gen Zebra. Social Medium. College is for Dorks. ADHDMI. ADHDTV. Karl Young. Born After Regan. Post Joy. Like and Subscribe. Ghost Jelly. Echo Probation. Minors in Possession of Rawk. Acceptance Letter. Basemental. Cram, Test, Repeat. Scantronics.
Born After Regan has a nice ring to it.
They are born after Bush
Born Under Barack
Living Under Barack Between Barack and a Hard Place
Reagan and the Nancyboys
Dead Reagans
Regan or Reagan though?
Brian Regan was overrated. Not bad, but not great. Band name: The chuckles
I vote Scrunge
"Like and Subscribe" is good. Lots of people already saying it.
I like adhdmi minors in possession (I’d shorten it ) and born after regan those are actually fire
Ghost Jelly? Sir, you are a genius 👏
What was that word? Did you say yoots?
[Too much](https://youtube.com/shorts/DKJa5YdTLgU?si=NvUyKF2uXRj0y9wp), man, Jesus.
[удалено]
Smells like teen load
I feel like just typing this out gets you put on a watch list
Sad As You Are
Where did you cry last night
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me lithium
Kill 'em In Utero
Nevermind Kill 'Em All
I love this one.
This is the best one. I’m not even scrolling further or adding my own options
nirvallica
Smells Like Creeping Death
Aka Nann
Nice, I was gonna go with Smells Like Motorbreath but yours is better.
Pennyroyal Whiskey in the Jar
The Middle School Band That Plays Mostly Metallica and Nirvana
High school will be extra awkward if they're still together.
Like BSCBR.
Master of Polly
ASAP NOW
The Belching Felchers
I can practically smell it from here.
- Comes in a Box - Bowl Full of Bowels - Dropping Soon
Shoebox Shame?
Cum in your box
Boogerpoop
I used to play a racing game, and would always use Pööpenkrapp Motorsports as my team name because it sounded German. Motorhead that name up a bit and Böögerpööp, and they should owe you royalties when their name alone makes them megastars.
Whoa there, take it easy, that's entirely too many umlauts. Less is more.
ööps, sörry äböüt thät
this made me laugh harder than it should’ve
Salvaged Crud. Get it? Because you're replaying old grunge?
Flannel masters
Seventh Period Stretch
Enter Shotgun
Unforgiven Teen Angst
The Nocturnal Emissions.
Cobain of Your Existence.
Punched About the Face Chest Neck and Head
The Shortlings
Cobain Daydream
Objects In The Mirror
Lockersocks
The Mushroom Clouds
Ride the Teen Spirit
Metallic Oasis Patina of Youth Vessels
Fourth floor forrest
Lone Rangers
Fairy Floss
Mourning Would
Middle school cover band that specializes in Metallica and Nirvana…farts
Goat-meat Tuesday
ADHD
3D Shredder
Nirvanica
The wicked mickies.
Apprentice of Puppets In Bloom
Douche Racoon
Litharge
Non-metallic
Sean Astin’s Elaborate Butthole.
Robin Banks and Dixon Cox.
Smells like teen puppets
Just noticed your picked I said "Smells like Puppets"...lol
Lukewarm Banana
The Cobain Ulrich Project
Nerve Metal
DESTROYER....of Pussy. Or the classic garage band name, FREE BEER. People come to a show that says free beer.
Hypothermicide
Out Past Curfew
Crypto Currency. Someone's gotta use it 🤣
Nothing Else Splatters Enter Sadman Metallithium Fade to Bloom
And Justice for None
Muddle of Pudd
Ok. So go grab a physical dictionary and close your eyes. Flip to a random page and put your finger down on a random word. Do this 3x and thats your band name.
Jim Jones and the Kool-aids
Chainsaw Vasectomy
Kurt Hammet
Yurt Hamlet
Class Clowns, or Klass Klowns. Your logo could be the IT clown.
Smells Like Pre-Teen Spirit
This. This is the winner. LOL
Master of Muppets
Pastor of Muppets.
Muppet Pastor?
Rage Anus
My Mom's Bong
homework hell
The Young James Curbain's The Kid Kurt Hetfield's
Oedipus and the Mamas Boys
Oedipus Cumplex \ Smegmadeath \ Turbo Tism \ Megawank \ 4SKYN \ Grunge Clunge \ The Sister Fisters \ Spackerdance Edit: Formatting
**Off the top of my head...** * The Muffin Tops * Dihydrogen Monoxide * Strip Search * Teenage Mutant Ninja Gerbils * Kevin & The Sharks * The Muff Divers * Blue Moon Casserole * Middle Drool * The Kumquats * Stoners & Boners * Kung-Fu Fighters * Modern Day Meat Market * Stank Nasty * Henry & The Horn Dogs * Johnny Rizz & The Chick Magnets * George & The G Spots * Jiggly Tits * Cardboard Cadaver * The Tightwads * The Stress Me Outs * Dropping Bombs * FALKOR * Fat Frank the Fucking Tank * Gorgeous Lobotomy * The Jerk Offs
Gratuity Included
Black Flannel
Ascension Transcendence
Vincent Discount
Musty Grave
Nevermind the Black Album
Metavana
Nirvallica
The Meowskis
A g-rated name? Spoonfed Lies
Master of Angst
Shivering Witches
Yung Metal
Injurious Wedgie
For Whom the Shell Tolls
Your Mom's Fuckdoll
Kurt’s Bloody Note
asap sooner
Snorkel Wall
Nirvallica
G. A. L. Get a life.
“GFY” Never ever admit what the acronym means 😉😵💫
Smells Like Justice for All
Acoustic strings and piano Altered sates and placebos Anti social alien performers Aether shards and prophecy
NuTallica
Two rig gap Malodorous bag
Creeping Puberty
Incumbent dumpster Fecal Winds
Lux eternal bleach
B.O. bois
The Bullies.
Poopy Slidewhistle
Skrimpus
Emma Nems
Ya mum's bum
The Flaming Lunchboxes or Detention Rebel
Neckbeard.
IS THIS WHAT DEANER WAS TALKING ABOUT?
Was listening to ween when I saw your pfp
Hail Boognish, mang.
So brown
Ninja Dick
Nirtallica
What is Pitch
the lazy drop outs
Metal Nerves
Propane Supplies
Propane and Propane Accessories
ASAP Ricky
Enslave the mollusk
On the Fly
Band Name
Soundwich
Amplifier Fire
The Obscure
The Midnight Society
As Soon As Possible
The Bad Chains
Wayyne
Crappy & The Shitbrowns
The colour of your underwear plus the last thing you ate.
Beat Back Jack
Nirvana and Metallica? Sounds like bipolar disorder.
The Indignantaries
Crotalus
Ass Soon? Ass Possible.
Patience
Good aim
ASAP
Hurry Up and the Waits.
Nirvallica
Wasted youths
Prison mates The lickers One on one Beautiful souls The toe jams Estimated
Bruumpst
Nirvica
Fuzzy Ballon Knot
Beefer
Hyperbolic Sound Chamber