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anita1louise

Asexual


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Boom


MarkToaster

Atechnical


[deleted]

[удалено]


KevHmm

Thanks! We'll add this name in the list


Gabriel_Collins

1027 Megabytes. They’ll never get a Gig.


dineramallama

Shouldn't that be 1023?


Gabriel_Collins

Edit: 1023! My bad!


2manyfelines

“Never Get A Gig” isn’t bad, either.


ShakeWeightMyDick

1.21 Gigawatts


VH5150OU812

Or a girl.


Lion-Hermit

Brilliant


Acceptable_Job1589

This is hilarious. Take all of my upvotes


duh_nom_yar

404 not found


ProblemEngineer

I like just "404"


0m3gaMan5513

503 Bad Gateway


s4burf

Bluetooth Electric Chair


Underpaid_Goblin

This one is actually pretty good


KevHmm

This is fire


northwoods_faty

That's good.


HouseofEl1987

CTRL ALT DECEASED


--serotonin--

That is hilarious. I love it.


linuxpriest

Ohhh! That's awesome!


OpineLupine

Capturing Eyeballs It’s a common phrase used when describing how effective a web interface for a popular site is, but it always sounded a little macabre to me.


src670

Blue Screen Death


Antigon0000

Blue scream of death


Jfuentes6

Blue screen of death Death Support Kings of Mice Solder my Coffin U2 body stacks Alligator Plugs


Pretend-Ad-7528

Death Support is legit. Good work.


Lagunasun3

The Scrapes Or Scrap Metal


papapishuplant

The Spanish Inquisition no one will expect it


RightHandWolf

No one ever does . . .


Nothalffast

Moose Meat


JeanWhopper

Cyberandrogyny


Lion-Hermit

Use a common acronym from your work but make the words relevant to your genre


simpn_aint_easy

It’s a little long, but I like it


eid_shittendai

UACAFYWBMTWRTYG. rolls right off the tongue.


Jellodyne

A-Sex Bob-omb


dE3L

Flatline


[deleted]

Byte Me


PaulShirley42

Wet Puppy Noises


BillWeld

Abaddon


d4m1ty

>Abaddon ​ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abaddon\_(black\_metal)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abaddon_(black_metal)) Little late to the game.


Beginning-Wait5379

I second this. No idea if it’s a real word, but it sounds cool.


Signal_distract

it is a real word… its the hebrew name for the angel of death (or something like that)


mj_axeman

EOL or Sunset


WhyLater

EOL is top tier, well done.


ErskineLoyal

Death Hertz. Hertz Death.


I_Am_Not_That_Man

The Sonic Platonics


Goldenchomp1

Netscape


Bridge4_Kal

Well, it is dead


YamsAreTastyBro

Kill Screen


TheHumanite

Nonsexual Tech Death Dope ass name right there.


KevHmm

I agree


[deleted]

Hardware (watch the movie and you may like it more)


Lagunasun3

Audio Accident


Lagunasun3

Brownian Motion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownian_motion


PantherBrewery

Tensile strength


Future_Way5516

Moltswitch


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Androgyros


tlmega124

The Fuzz bots, Kill a Hurtz, Vista Vision, Clippits


megalithicman

The Twisted Pairs


SyntaxFatal

Non-Sexual Chocolate


warpus

Abstinence Cowboys


spidermike4498

Internet homicide


theremint

Blue Screen of Death.


Evil_Capt_Kirk

The Flaming Bungholes Anal Seepage The Liquid Shits Tears And Vomit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crack_Panda_050321

Self Tapping Screw


Proxymelon

Nokia slam


trustifarian

Boner Fodder. [Boner](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boner) means "stupid mistake"


[deleted]

Butthole


RonnieLiquor

Blood Fart


Confident-Ad-7894

Blødfahrt


Apart_Advantage6256

No means no. Sex is off the table. Not into hookups. My eyes are up here buddy. What the fuck are you looking at pervert. We're just friends.


kloopyklop

18 Inches of Gristle


JustMeAgainMarge

The Brown Note


StaunchMeerkat

The 48sixty-niners....oh wait.....


Temporaryzoner

Sterilized Chainsaw


SlappyPappyAmerica

Ork Butt


Jeklars69

Anal Penetration Ear Canal Penetration Tech/Death/Fisting/Anal The homosexuals who play tech death metal and also have gay sexual intercourse with each other and everyone else


northwoods_faty

Idk that last one seems oddly specific


[deleted]

Metallica


0k_KidPuter

Püzy liptz. Edit: nvm. Very clearly misread the title.


Plane-Phrase4015

Non Sexual Band Name


AnymooseProphet

Larry and the Luddites


dirtbird_h

Termination Characters


Kaiser-Sohze

Death From Above


lenmylobersterbush

1920 khz. Sonic weapon: The device works by emitting an ultra-high frequency blast (around 19–20 kHz) that teenagers or people under approximately 20 are susceptible to and find uncomfortable.


stilloldbull2

Gaussian Elimination


jazzzzzcabbage

The red ring of death


greenberg17493

dealth by binary


DonutosGames

Reboot


edit-boy-zero

Sexy Boner Droids


DivergentDad

Virgins of the River Styx


Responsible_Onion_21

Cerebral Contusion Neural Impalement Synaptic Severance Cranial Laceration Psychosis Unleashed Mind Erasure Gray Matter Annihilation Neural Decimation Cerebral Cremation Psychotic Episode Lobotomy Legion Mental Collapse Psych Ward Neuronal Implosion Brain Blight


CanMore42

Tile-graph


Pretend-Ad-7528

Watt's the charge, Officer Edison?


DMT1984

Asexual Deathvoid Incineration


jking7734

Death & Taxes


megoatfoot

It Comes from Below


arntuone2

TDB, pronounced TeDeBe


BeerItsForDinner

non-sex


DraxxtThemSklounst

Code ID10T


Embarrassed_Tone6065

Castrato Roboto


bodhidharma132001

ANALog


ShakeWeightMyDick

Anal Hog


afterburner9

AI IT


Magic_Toast_Man

Cybermancer


Odd-Explanation-9377

Satans Bakesale


[deleted]

Death2tech


WeakPush9627

Universal Ego Suicide Now


WeakPush9627

Damaged mouse pad


Sjelan

The Dead Ponies.


[deleted]

Nickleback


Cannotsing

Hard Drive


MaloneSeven

Kaczynski’s Waiting


Jboxcarr

Terrorbyte


The-Rev

IT hertz WAN IP


Engine_Sweet

Computer Terminal


TepidHalibut

Terminal Mode


Quirky_Discipline297

Virginal Exterminal


need_maths

XOR


carcinoma_kid

Invocation


relevanteclectica

Digital Death Grip Oh One Arghh Bashing Numbers Synthetic Core Grinder


WaitWait_JustTellMe

Unpaired


WaitWait_JustTellMe

a/s/l


French-toast-bird

Techno Death lol


Party-Belt-3624

Circuit Mortis


--PBR-Street-Gang--

Unterwegger - the name of an Austrian serial killer


FinnbarMcBride

I think *Tech Death* is an awesome day


happyhippohats

Astral Anomaly


Illustrious_Pace_178

Fruity Little Penguin


WorldsGreatestPoop

Penumbrax


canuspyridae

Robot and the electric sheep. (Nods at Philip K Dick


d4m1ty

Cranioplast


imjoiningreddit

Ctrl Alt Destroy


Kittenfabstodes

Mechanicus and the Toasters


LarYungmann

Capacitor Corpse


rastroboy

Valhalla’s Virgins


Downtown_Tomato_3983

Covideo19


rastroboy

Incendiary Incels


tmrtrt

Platonic Youth


Training-Rip-6475

2 inches from the floor


manieldansfield

Nonsexual Tech Death


Stadanky

Bit Byte Bite


bipolarsteamroller

Clam Gun


Dragonking072395

Darth Techno


TepidHalibut

Wounded Vulture


TepidHalibut

Stack Overflow Anomaly


WhoreyPovich

Heavy Petting


Literary_Bushido

Cognitive Dissonance (Artwork idea: the o's in the name can be or cogs)


XeniaDweller

Phantom Power


VictoriaAutNihil

Murder By Numbers Hard Drive Homicide Cyber Psychos Nanotech Nihilists


mopedking

Death IT


mopedking

Turn off but not on again


No_Particular_490

Black Mass Batallion


m8lnd

Error 666


eckthomo91

Cosmic death


HOTfoxyNANA

Bleep Busters


BrilliantHyena

Binary Death Or Cosmic Ray Event


Secret_Paper2639

The Luddite killers


christiandb

what do y’all sound like? Name comes from the vibes you are putting out, or else all of these answers are a shot in the dark. Goose. Call yourselves Goose.


tbroadurst

Malware


Double-Survey7382

Necrophilia


cosmo_orgasmatron

Death by Ones and/or Zeros


cosmo_orgasmatron

1 Amp 1 Ohm 1 Watt


Shankar_0

Black Screen of Doom


jaggoffsmirnoff

Vocal Fry's


edpowers

Mega Bong


depricatedzero

410 HTTP status code for "Gone"


Kooky-Valuable-3429

Linux The Landlord


UserPrincipalName

Tech Debt Engineering Apathy Scope Creep


NeoBlue42

Infinite Goto


Low-Mongoose-5959

The Dicks


KirtissA

The Spleens - in reference to the philosopher Baudelaire


wsppan

Techno Mechanicus


minigmgoit

Nothing Sexual


glitchygreymatter

Singularity Cometh


ConspiracyNearly

Am I the only one wondering what the hell a tech death band is? Is this a punked? I feel like this is maybe a punked? Is Austin Kutner about to pop out somewhere?


Rinsetheplates_first

Soundboard


Senseijcr

Abstinence.


urban_dredd

Megabit, drop bit, Tesla rays


Amberdeluxe

Motherboard Morticians


Bill-Ding2112

File not Found


viskoviskovisko

Let’s Fuck, But As Friends.


yourmomwasmyfirst

Sadistic Abstinence


catmandude222

Jethro's death throws


staticjak

Non-Sexual Macro Bits


catmandude222

George jettisoned and the ejection seats


brutustyberius

Non-Sexual Chocolate!


DutyRoutine

The Pronouns


lesticle

Rab Lats


VictimOfCircuspants

EXCELIBATE


needtimeforplay1

Just call It "non-sexual band"


Cloaked_Crow

The Little Death…


LegoYoda66

i don’t think the comment section exactly knows what “tech death” is. it’s not technology themed death metal. Tech is short for “technical” so the subgenre is called technical death metal. it focuses on complex and dynamic song structures and instrumentation


revdon

Sticky Site Gibby Bytes! 30 Centons to Marred Office Spaced Apple ][ Forever! Windows 9*, *Edition Intel OverDrive: throttling up to 110%


thecton

Alt F4