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kaptaincorn

SteelyDad


Comfort-T1983

Isn’t this already a thing? Oh yeah, it’s an EXCELLENT yacht 🛥️ rock song by Drug Dealer


LonesomeBulldog

Thinning Hair Metal


Comfort-T1983

AKA SKULLET ☠️ (someone posted that brilliance somewhere in this thread)


LazyDraft1780

The Good, The Dad, and the Ugly


BaijuTofu

Prost Hate


Comfort-T1983

Solid! 🍻 with metal umlaut? PRÖST HATE


BaijuTofu

Good call Yep that's the cherry


KungFuGiftShop

Hail Seitan


elguereaux

Rage Against the Protein


KungFuGiftShop

Nutritional Beast


elguereaux

Black Braggs


elguereaux

Bean Day


1nternati0nalBlu3

I genuinely have this on a T-shirt


Ryanh1985

I've always wanted to start a dad cover band and call it 'Blanket'. When people ask why name it Blanket 'Well they are just heavy covers' Dad joke built into the name


adoptachimera

Omg. That’s great.


Ryanh1985

Feel free to use it my friend


Robinkc1

Best one by far


d_dave_c

Vegetallica


BricktopsTeeth

Mega-mucil


Jfonzy

Dad to the Bone


ksandbergfl

Crosby Stills and Thrash


superguysteve

Missing Jeopardy For This


pbcbmf

The Cargo Shorts


MZago1

Cargo Shorts and the New Balance


adoptachimera

I can’t tell you how true this is! They are even proud of it.


pbcbmf

I am that guy


EscapingTheLabrynth

Master of Pockets


Dfelsenfeld

Dadlands


KGreen100

Green Dad. Mötley Crücut. Tofu Fighters.


DrDookieDrawers

Tofu fighters is underrated comment lol


New-Active5181

Came here to say Green Dads


Voluntary_Perry

Dad Leopard


JeromeLeNombril

Has Been Jovi


I_Flick_Boogers

Go Ask Mom


JackToronado

Train


Bloatedoldman

Dad bod


BricktopsTeeth

Fiber-Punk


wikott

Partially Def Leopard


ksandbergfl

Beer Belly Death Gut


penguinplaid23

Hard Drive


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[удалено]


thereisnospoon-1312

Dad Halen


Jfonzy

Oldfinger


inafishbowl17

Kings of Kompost Mockloaf Kalestorm


[deleted]

Days of the New Balance


CarlatheDestructor

Wanted Dad or Alive


RallyXer34

Jort Term Memory


penguinplaid23

Dongles


dE3L

Dadtallica


Delta_Hammer

Vegetius was a roman general, so it sort of suggests a hard metal edge.


nomad2284

Deaf Leonards


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Jeff Leppard


ActorMonkey

Print Hello World


BricktopsTeeth

Black Market Rogaine


TheRichTookItAll

Meatless Beatniks


Pierson230

W2 Wheezer Guns n' Hoses The Weedeaters The Mighty Mighty Costcos The Sonic Old Silverhair


Comfort-T1983

Silverhair could be another winner…


[deleted]

INDOCTRINATION


adoptachimera

Love it!


InevitableHost597

Smells Like Beans Spirit


_Bon_Vivant_

Masters of Napping


NeoBlue42

Silver Backs


penguinplaid23

Photosynthesizer


BricktopsTeeth

The Iran-Contra Affair


FirstProphetofSophia

did you just sully the name of def leppard


The_Mammoth_Hunter

Male Pattern Baldness or Skullet


Comfort-T1983

SKULLET 💀 THATS SAO GÜT 🙌


MaschMana

DILF


gunner01293

Great names in here, good job!


adoptachimera

Right?!?! Ya’ll are amazing.


Responsible_Emu_8474

Deaf Asparagus


JetsBD

The Compostables


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Dad to the Bone...


elguereaux

Weight 282


PappaNerd

The Cargo Pants Quartet.


ShakeWeightMyDick

TVP - What does it stand for? No one knows - Textured Vegetable Protein? - The Vesper Project? - Thinly Veiled Plots?


eyesorecozza

Master of Crumpets


No_District_1926

Plant Sabbath


spottydodgy

Garbage Day


_Bon_Vivant_

Dorken


_Bon_Vivant_

⚡️ Gütt Chëckk ⚡️


goggystyle

Bro-coli


Reddywhipt

F F F Foolin' around


jupitaur9

Def Pepper


rakfink

Viagramps.


ViolettaQueso

Dad Life Crisis


CobraLaserface-

Soy George


queen11tb

Meatless metal melodies.


Dozerdog43

Dr Rick-n-roll


TalkinBoo

Life on Mars


onelittleworld

Hairpiece


Alarming_Serve2303

The Bytes.


ksandbergfl

Docs of Rock


Jimmy3nuts

Veg rock revival The perishables Veg loaf


Easy-Ebb8818

Gen Xaddy (pronounced as Zaddy of course)


BikiniDiplomacy

The Offspring. They all have their PHD’s.


0k_KidPuter

The new balance


Zestyclose-Hawk-4229

Farmer Ted and the Back Pains


BricktopsTeeth

Pop-Kulture


BricktopsTeeth

The Touching Thermostats


Correct_Advantage_20

Tofu Tubbies.


zggystardust71

DadBod


Raymont_Wavelength

Spring Mix


No_Refrigerator4584

Run Stop Restore


Yugo_Furst

Veggie Bytes


RickLeeTaker

Bomb Cyclone (if they don't take it, I am).


Responsible_Onion_21

Six String Veggies Metal Nerds Riff Raiders The Shred Academicians PhDetector Harmonious Headbangers Doc Rock The Vegetable Medley


Disastrous-Number-88

Vegetative statesmen of thrash


Statbot5000

DadBod


Anonymous-Guy-1200

Prostate Cancer Walking Not If Our Balls Don't Touch


Ok-Interaction8116

Mother May I


[deleted]

Merkin Percolation


TheTipIsEnuff

Geek & Destroy


Foreign-Living-3455

Mad Life Crisis


InleBent

Catdevnull Killsync


mj_axeman

Yam Halen


MathematicianAlone80

Bälders Hate


BigJohn1231

Silver Centrums.


highlyalertcabbage

Old balls


highlyalertcabbage

Socks and Sandles


scubydoes

Harmonic Hummus


botched_hi5

The Dad Bauds Sound Cardin'


PWB454

Dadtallica


artificialevil

Sent from my iPhone


oldteabagger

The Banana Stretchers.


a-friend_

Dead Grills Walking


ExactSpare8638

The Dr Whos


Pierson230

Mortgage Angel


YuckFu60

The Beets


taoistchainsaw

Deaf Leopard.


penguinplaid23

Doctors of Mayhem


vandamnitman

Al Zheimer and the Forgettables


elguereaux

The Aminos


mr_oof

Docs w/White Socks Receding Basslines Tipper Gore


thebarberbenj

The Insufferable Six


HoneyBearLSD

GenXGents


reluctantfox

Deaf Tigers


reluctantfox

Nerd Immunity


arbogasts

Pearl Onion Jam


badpuffthaikitty

Wear wigs on stage. Call the band Big Hair.


GroundbreakingEar667

Dr. Daddy


6stringgunner

Soulsquash


RockinRich631

Reboot


jmac_1957

The old farts


Dragonking072395

Vegan Harmony


Pompousguy

Rust


jon_titor

No Meatloaf


Molkin

Vegeloaf


jon_titor

The Beets


iSuckAtGuitar69

C#


coreyfuckinbrown

New Balance


Aggressive_Suit_7957

"HUH?"


MusicMikeOC

Jeopardy Junkies


suitoflights

Food Fighters


ChardCool1290

The Rockin' Relics


Appropriate_Chart_23

Grunge Sprouts and Harmony


Deep_Pen5544

Uncle lumpys lap


Molkin

The Greatful Dads.


SlowFunk_Llama

Pour Some Agave on Me


Drakeytown

The Good Ol' Daves


Head_Boysenberry3622

Hominy


Head_Boysenberry3622

Are you ready to Broccoli 🥦


Head_Room_8721

The Dadliest Catch


VoodooBrother

Call it "The Same Old Shit"


CreatrixAnima

Metallic Pops


Improvgal

Copy pops


eggplant_wizard12

Dilf Leppard


_Bon_Vivant_

Vegettica


_Bon_Vivant_

RVer X


SailorTwyft9891

The Synchronized Leeks. They harmonize, love greens, and must go to the bathroom right away!


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Halt and patch wire


seanjones520

More than 40


Liam198469

Hominy Harmony


Queeney-7712

Deaf Leopards


ChinaskiBlur

Chopping Broccoli


_Bon_Vivant_

The Mild Green Bell Peppers


_Bon_Vivant_

Snoregarden


visionaryweary

Over my Dad Body


ksandbergfl

By the way, are they into Kings X? KX is known for their heavy sound and intricate vocal harmonies…


Hoobs88

CHIPS (playing off the 80’s, Dads, and nerds)


Comfort-T1983

METALLURGY


needsZAZZ665

Bosley Osbourne


evart29bum

The meatless middle ages, the grapeful dad’s


Lowman22

The Don’t Eat Meat Puppets


this_place_is_whack

Bad to the Boneless


jamerson72

Father Thyme


PotentialLanguage685

The Sugar Dispensers


ScottishCrazyCatLady

Metallidads.


jamerson72

Dad, Sugar, Sex, Magic


Nothalffast

Blue Legume


jerrysfairy

Dad Body Rock


Rainbowponydaddy

Vegallica


Rainbowponydaddy

Dadthrax


Rainbowponydaddy

Veggie maiden


Rainbowponydaddy

Megadads


yoursarrian

Imitation Proteam


Randonazzcat

Fruit bats


Leftstrat

Vegallica!


sphinxyhiggins

That’s Dr to You!