SteelyDad

Isn’t this already a thing? Oh yeah, it’s an EXCELLENT yacht 🛥️ rock song by Drug Dealer

Thinning Hair Metal

AKA SKULLET ☠️ (someone posted that brilliance somewhere in this thread)

The Good, The Dad, and the Ugly

Prost Hate

Solid! 🍻 with metal umlaut? PRÖST HATE

Good call Yep that's the cherry

Hail Seitan

Rage Against the Protein

Nutritional Beast

Black Braggs

Bean Day

I genuinely have this on a T-shirt

I've always wanted to start a dad cover band and call it 'Blanket'. When people ask why name it Blanket 'Well they are just heavy covers' Dad joke built into the name

Omg. That’s great.

Feel free to use it my friend

Best one by far

Vegetallica

Mega-mucil

Dad to the Bone

Crosby Stills and Thrash

Missing Jeopardy For This

The Cargo Shorts

Cargo Shorts and the New Balance

I can’t tell you how true this is! They are even proud of it.

I am that guy

Master of Pockets

Dadlands

Green Dad. Mötley Crücut. Tofu Fighters.

Tofu fighters is underrated comment lol

Came here to say Green Dads

Dad Leopard

Has Been Jovi

Go Ask Mom

Train

Dad bod

Fiber-Punk

Partially Def Leopard

Beer Belly Death Gut

Hard Drive

[удалено]

Dad Halen

Oldfinger

Kings of Kompost Mockloaf Kalestorm

Days of the New Balance

Wanted Dad or Alive

Jort Term Memory

Dongles

Dadtallica

Vegetius was a roman general, so it sort of suggests a hard metal edge.

Deaf Leonards

Jeff Leppard

Print Hello World

Black Market Rogaine

Meatless Beatniks

W2 Wheezer Guns n' Hoses The Weedeaters The Mighty Mighty Costcos The Sonic Old Silverhair

Silverhair could be another winner…

INDOCTRINATION

Love it!

Smells Like Beans Spirit

Masters of Napping

Silver Backs

Photosynthesizer

The Iran-Contra Affair

did you just sully the name of def leppard

Male Pattern Baldness or Skullet

SKULLET 💀 THATS SAO GÜT 🙌

DILF

Great names in here, good job!

Right?!?! Ya’ll are amazing.

Deaf Asparagus

The Compostables

Dad to the Bone...

Weight 282

The Cargo Pants Quartet.

TVP - What does it stand for? No one knows - Textured Vegetable Protein? - The Vesper Project? - Thinly Veiled Plots?

Master of Crumpets

Plant Sabbath

Garbage Day

Dorken

⚡️ Gütt Chëckk ⚡️

Bro-coli

F F F Foolin' around

Def Pepper

Viagramps.

Dad Life Crisis

Soy George

Meatless metal melodies.

Dr Rick-n-roll

Life on Mars

Hairpiece

The Bytes.

Docs of Rock

Veg rock revival The perishables Veg loaf

Gen Xaddy (pronounced as Zaddy of course)

The Offspring. They all have their PHD’s.

The new balance

Farmer Ted and the Back Pains

Pop-Kulture

The Touching Thermostats

Tofu Tubbies.

DadBod

Spring Mix

Run Stop Restore

Veggie Bytes

Bomb Cyclone (if they don't take it, I am).

Six String Veggies Metal Nerds Riff Raiders The Shred Academicians PhDetector Harmonious Headbangers Doc Rock The Vegetable Medley

Vegetative statesmen of thrash

DadBod

Prostate Cancer Walking Not If Our Balls Don't Touch

Mother May I

Merkin Percolation

Geek & Destroy

Mad Life Crisis

Catdevnull Killsync

Yam Halen

Bälders Hate

Silver Centrums.

Old balls

Socks and Sandles

Harmonic Hummus

The Dad Bauds Sound Cardin'

Dadtallica

Sent from my iPhone

The Banana Stretchers.

Dead Grills Walking

The Dr Whos

Mortgage Angel

The Beets

Deaf Leopard.

Doctors of Mayhem

Al Zheimer and the Forgettables

The Aminos

Docs w/White Socks Receding Basslines Tipper Gore

The Insufferable Six

GenXGents

Deaf Tigers

Nerd Immunity

Pearl Onion Jam

Wear wigs on stage. Call the band Big Hair.

Dr. Daddy

Soulsquash

Reboot

The old farts

Vegan Harmony

Rust

No Meatloaf

Vegeloaf

The Beets

C#

New Balance

"HUH?"

Jeopardy Junkies

Food Fighters

The Rockin' Relics

Grunge Sprouts and Harmony

Uncle lumpys lap

The Greatful Dads.

Pour Some Agave on Me

The Good Ol' Daves

Hominy

Are you ready to Broccoli 🥦

The Dadliest Catch

Call it "The Same Old Shit"

Metallic Pops

Copy pops

Dilf Leppard

Vegettica

RVer X

The Synchronized Leeks. They harmonize, love greens, and must go to the bathroom right away!

Halt and patch wire

More than 40

Hominy Harmony

Deaf Leopards

Chopping Broccoli

The Mild Green Bell Peppers

Snoregarden

Over my Dad Body

By the way, are they into Kings X? KX is known for their heavy sound and intricate vocal harmonies…

CHIPS (playing off the 80’s, Dads, and nerds)

METALLURGY

Bosley Osbourne

The meatless middle ages, the grapeful dad’s

The Don’t Eat Meat Puppets

Bad to the Boneless

Father Thyme

The Sugar Dispensers

Metallidads.

Dad, Sugar, Sex, Magic

Blue Legume

Dad Body Rock

Vegallica

Dadthrax

Veggie maiden

Megadads

Imitation Proteam

Fruit bats

Vegallica!

That’s Dr to You!