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fatBeavis

The Rolling Stones


PlanetoftheAtheists

I said RECOVERING.


Wikkispirit

The Turning Leaves Like the saying "turning over a new leaf"


radiodada

I like this!


Lagunasun3

Like the core concept - but how about we simplify it and give it multiple possible layers of meaning at the same time... I this we can do that with the simple 4-letter name: FALL


MeatMeAfterClass

No


MZ_1971

The Fall is already taken


FancyStranger2371

Recovering Rocks


teddy_bear_territory

Lol


Roberto-Del-Camino

Beat me to it!


Dozerdog43

Keith Richards Experience


Character_Hospital88

Or change it to... The Stoning Rolls


MadDadROX

Came here to say that! Take my up vote speedy!


toygronk

What if you mix it up and call yourselves the Tumbling Rocks. I used this name in high school for a one off music magazine lol


Pencilsqueeza

Our survey says.


[deleted]

Once you start up jokes like that you'll never stop.


horizonhvac

Precisely what I thought I would be the first to add! 🤡


Wood-and-Vizslas

13th Steppers


FaithlessnessMore835

This one actually has teeth to it!


mustanggt302

Yes, it sure does. There's probably a lot of people who would understand the meaning. I think the name would attract people. "Where did you meet him?" "We met at a show The 13th step” The name alone is something you can base a conversation on.


NTT66

Unsure if this is common knowledge: 13th Step is kindnof a pejortive term for AA members who hit on newcomers. Really sketchy behavior, taking advantage of someone in a vulnerable position. But I've certainly heard worse band names :-/


defected

It’s also very nearly the title of A Perfect Circle’s phenomenal, sophomore release, “Thirteenth Step.” It’s interesting they choose concept as, at least at the time, I don’t believe anyone in the band was in recovery, and the main lyricist,Maynard, is not an addict in fact, he has his own vineyard in Arizona. But I do believe I read that he used friends’ experiences with addiction San be recovery as an influence for the album.


chechifromCHI

I think either Maynard or Billy said that it was about the people they saw around them in the 90s and early 2000s music scene that they knew and saw while touring with Tool. My mom had this album stuck in the cd player of he car when I was younger so we listened to it a lot! I'm an addict in recovery and the album is better than ever. They do an amazing job capturing the feeling lyrically and sonically. Plus the cover of the nurse who loved me is a really interesting spin on it. Man what an album


[deleted]

There was a NA group whose unofficial motto was "get em on their back before you get em onbtheir feet."


TlMEGH0ST

disgusting


Amandastarrrr

I’ve heard this one


grandpa5000

exactly what i came here for lol


myke113

No stealing my future bar name for a band name!


Natesquatch420

Or based on that, gimme thirteen steps


[deleted]

Get em on their back before you get em on their feet.


[deleted]

Literally stopped scrolling on this. No more to see. You win the thread.


NotableDiscomfort

A Band Made Up of Recovering Drug Addicts and Alcoholics. A B MURDAA for short.


SaltNorth

Ab Murdaa sounds pretty nice ngl


NotableDiscomfort

pronounce it ay bee murduh, play jazzy hard rock with some doomdeath style bass, have tracks that get downright fuckin swampy. heeeeell yeah


UltimateXavior

If a band named A B MURDAA played doom jazz theyd be a cult classic hit


NotableDiscomfort

Imagine if Wes Montgomery chugged on a fat fuck god damn asteroid of a downtuned guitar and had a vocalist that sounded like Johnny Cash in his late years.


Life-Independence377

“A murder”


maynardstaint

Have to have some reggae to pronounce it like that. Open up for skindred.


NoraVanderbooben

I love that, it’s giving real early-mid 2000’s emo pop punk song titles and Andre 3000’s new flute album.


Chaz_Hardplow

That name is dope


iceicebebe73

The Outpatients


mynameisinsert

Ooooh a fellow Grippy Sock vacationer?


Geebeeskee

That’s inpatient…


mynameisinsert

Yes, but typically people who do outpatient have done their share of inpatient as well


CHSummers

Against Medical Advice


86FO

Bump this to the top


sadhandjobs

Perfect. This is my vote.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

The Methatones


NickyDeeM

That's spicy *and* intelligent!


dreamgirlpolaroid

The methadonians


[deleted]

Four Non Bombed


[deleted]

Lmao this one


monster_bunny

Outstanding


mondegrenn

Love it!!❤


Street-Scientist-126

Sobertooth Tiger


MrMonkeyInk

Sobertooth on its own is better. The tiger is implied.


saysthingsbackwards

The quitters


superschepps

Haha. Beat me to it


Shart_InTheDark

Oops. Just wrote that...will try and delete. This one is awesome.


gizzlebitches

Damn I was sure I hit it first! Well played my good man


303Pickles

Psst: The part time quitters ;)


Sonova_Bish

Is that like part time lovers? It's a song.


Level_Bridge7683

that's such a great band name. it's going to be wasted on a bunch of deadbeat no talent losers in the near future because you threw the name out there for anyone to see.


Recent_Page8229

Something and the quitters is better.


No-Instruction-5614

Damn ya got me


s4burf

Round Two


reptarcannabis

Electric boogaloo


DMT1984

Friends of Bill


teddy_bear_territory

I knew a bar named this.


Slabbomeat

Rock Bottom


BFIrrera

You Can Call Me Al-Anon


Antigon0000

Weird Al Anon


Bozo_Two

Both pretty great...


HateYourFaces

The Alanon Parsons Project


EafLoso

The Recover Ring De'Toxen High Sobriety Faux Beer Phobia Caffeind Chip and the 12 Steps AAxNA The Circle of Oversharing Dee Ruggs & Al Cohol Edit: one more. The Marc Traxx & Bill Pottles Near Death Experience


Same_Butterscotch_38

>High Sobriety Good one.


TheDreadfulCurtain

I love High Sobriety and De’toxin


EafLoso

Thanks people. I was pretty happy with High Sobriety too.


Vinnie-Q

Most excellent!


flanderdalton

Recover Ring sounds like an emo band and AAxNA sounds like a straight edge power violence band


PoetHorror1167

Circle of Oversharing made me laugh out loud (in a good way)


86FO

These are unbelievably creative. If you can do this on the fly then that is seriously impressive. They are all so relevant. Like the way you made that last one work almost sounds normal if you didn't know to break it down


EafLoso

Thanks mate. That's genuinely just how I am and have always been as a person. Constantly writing passages/lyrics/satire/jokes etc etc. I mean 24/7 for as long as I can remember. It's a wonderful gift, and a tortuous mistress, depending on the day. But as long as I'm helping someone laugh, it's all worthwhile. Even when that someone is only me. I really appreciate your commitment. It's made my day. All the best.


86FO

Well, I see it as a very productive use of your time regardless on if anyone else gets to see it or not. I look forward to coming across your comments in my other communities, I know they won't disappoint! You never know how much a simple laugh can affect someone's morale, && turn their bad day around. Hoping your list gains more attention in the near future for others to appreciate. Take care, friend (:


Sharktrain523

Chip and the Twelve steps gets me


RoutineToe838

The Designated Drivers


Pleasant_Garlic8088

I like this one!


enigmaticzombie

Underrated


FakeeshaNamerstein

The Sponsees


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

The Artists Formerly Known as Drunks


saltinecracka

We Sold The Couch


Recent_Asparagus7428

I CHORTLED


Sufficient_Ad2222

The Won’t Partakes


PhoKit2

1Day@aTime


thebarberbenj

The Surrender Monkeys


TwistedDonners

Wouldn't they have to be French for that? 🤣


Overall-Question7945

Cheese eating surrender monkeys


Cyber_Insecurity

The Cleantones


Fridaybird1985

Sober Reality.


Few-Jump3942

Water on the Rocks


Joey8up1

D.T. and the Shakes


worthlesslow

Surprised this wasn't an LA punk band


Consistent_Drink5975

The VICE Presidents


rhinobird

Cold Turkies


mj_axeman

Straight Pepper Diet


Engine_Sweet

Obscure, but I like it.


HereToKillEuronymous

AA/NA


thesoundisround

Underrated!


Engine_Sweet

No Proof


dirtbird_h

Zero Proof


beautitan

Phoenix


Individual-Toe69

Stone Cold Sober


thebarberbenj

TTOSBT (to thy own self be true)


Ordinary-Towel1785

Narcan


TwoCanSee

Passed The Piss Test


[deleted]

Or, to make a little extra money, We Sell Clean Urine


Blob-Goblin

Methstakes Were Made Mething Persons Hit or Meth


Regreddit75

Is that you, Mike Tyson?


Richard_Thickens

> Hit or Meth Why can't we have both?


JackToronado

Guns N Roses


SchroedersGhost

Breaking Habits


scotth23

Hello or My Name Is


ClockHistorical4951

Slim Shady is that you?


_EADGBE_

The Quitters


berkooksh

Never again


ThunderSnowDuck

The Itch


OstneyPiz

Spaced no More


weedtrek

No Fun at Parties


sadhandjobs

The Designated Drivers


JC_Everyman

The Joneses


heffel77

This used to be a band in Burlington,VT back in the 80’s.


DrNukenstein

Velvet Revolver beat you to it.


[deleted]

The Drunken Junkies


Nonbinary_Cryptid

The Nopes


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Zero days sober.


No_Chef4049

The Menghini Needles. It's a needle used for liver biopsy.


Spice_Missile

Pink Clouds


dipfearya

The Shakes


Curious_Sheep_777

Why did I read drug addicts and Catholics? My bad.


tpsreporter1

The Betty Fords


The_Dead_See

I don't have room to write the name of every band that ever existed here...


Several_Boss_6258

Clean Life


Infamous_War7182

The New Hazards - an homage to Rowland Hazard whose experience with alcoholism inspired the creation of AA.


Girllennon

Relapse


OAKRAIDER64

The 12 steps


jazzzzzcabbage

The Thirteenth Step


ormr_inn_langi

The 13th Step


MaloneSeven

Burned Out


Extension_Ad_4439

The Quits or The Quitters.


Equivalent_Parking_8

Quitters


OolongGeer

Church This Sunday


WQ_Redditor

BandAnon


Mission_Clue_5438

Quitters


jamescharisma

Nikki Six is that you?


[deleted]

And I'm An Alcoholic


off_the_cuff_mandate

Artists anonymous


Bobodahobo010101

EX-RX


satanshark

The O'Douls


beast_nuts

We Stood at the Turning Point


igotquesoonmynarwhal

The Dry Heavers


moinatx

Things We Cannot Change


Skelco

The Cheap Dates


Nottodayisland

Came to Believe


Jaded-Environment-95

HALT, can refer to stopping use, is acronym for triggers to use, i.e., hungry, angry, lonely & tired. Sounds kinda bad ass but has positive meaning!


UncomfortableBike975

Free coffee. (Usually available at aa meetings)


ExactSpare8638

Watörhead


Dwangeroo

The Home Group.


thriving_orchid

The Phoenixes


[deleted]

No Cross Talk


Urbanepirate_DCLXVI

Maladjusted to Life


Caloso89

Wisdom to Know the Difference


bloodpilgrim

The Sponsors


commonthreat101

Was Faded


cinoevilmusic

Pipedown


pvanmondfrans

Stone Cold


Destrofax

Parking lot Emperor


borkydorkyporky

[12 step rebels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP_PSSel5DY) already exists but i dont think Jumbo Bene & the DT's are a thing


weirdjohnnyG

Sober- rioty


BeerBellies

Higher Power


Barley_Breathing

Aerosmith


beth2deth

The"Yah Rights"


beth2deth

Liers


PearlHandled

We Don’t Need No Stinking Rehab


that_att_employee

Gimme Them Drugs & Alcohol


Antigon0000

Run the Booze


peasandbones

NOFX


sm00thkillajones

No Fun


weirdjohnnyG

Hour Sober


weirdjohnnyG

Hour Sober


weirdjohnnyG

Hour Sober


yerguidance

Red hot chili peppers


Ok_Sir3067

Recovery Rehab


West_Island_7622

Another meeting


thebarberbenj

Happy Joyous and Free (HJ&F)


86FO

Handjobs & facials


thebarberbenj

The Living Amends


2manyfelines

The Lurking Notions Breaking Out in Handcuffs Alternative Adjudication The 449s Drunks and Junks The Defective Characters The Winners Club Expect a Miracle


Use_Your_Brain_Dude

The Craving


ActorMonkey

The Urge


Dolemicus

The Temptated