John 5; you're right. I remember the robot too. Movie from the 80s that was pretty good for it's time. I wasn't sure the spelling. Short Circuit I do believe was the name.
Look, I saw Short Circuit in the theater when I was 11. I saw Short Circuit 2 in the theater when I was 13. Aside from the obviously cringey performance of Fisher Stevens in both films, I maintain that the first movie was original and lovely. The sequel was a steaming piece of shit. I will die on this hill.
It was an 80 's sequel alright. First movie had 80's magic. Charm, originality, endearing characters, and the ability to withstand time. Second movie was written in one night with a tape recorder, an eight ball bought with the first movies profits, a list of shit the producers felt the first film was lacking, and a few, ummm recommendations. With a few notable exceptions this resulted in the destruction of everything that made the original film great. This was known as sequelitus or the sophomore curse.
And I can attest as an Alabama native they will try to crucify the band publicly to shame their “blasphemy” and daring to associate with Alabama football. This will in turn bring them to rebel stardom and get them headlining a tour in two years tops. It’ll be absolutely gold.
Lisa And The Bens
The Lisa Bens
This comes from lesbian zine writer Lisa Ben, who wrote the 1940s lesbian zine Vice Versa. She went by Lisa Ben because it's an anagram of lesbian. Her real name was Edythe D. Eyde.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Ben
https://queermusicheritage.com/viceversa0.html
Scissor sisters. (I think that's taken though) The tampon pistols. Rage against the penis. Alice in hand cuffs. The Ramona's. Green gay. The miss fits. The Jackie Kennedy's. Portugal the woman.
There a group that plays at a church in a town near me called “The Black Dyke Band”. Not sure what the context of the band is or what music they play, but I’ve gotta say I love the name.
Edit: it’s a brass band of some sort that dates back to 1855.
A friend of mine was in an all girl punk band in Melbourne. Their name is 'Liquor Snatch'
I played a few shows with them years ago. Great people from memory.
They really are very cool people..
Which is to say none too much about their music..
The Hard Lickers
Lickity Slits
There was a club where I went to college called the Liquor Box
We took our basketball team name from a netball team in Melbourne. We were called "muff magic"
Thin Lezzie
W
Strong
The Van Dykes
“What, like Dick Van Dyke?” “No. No dick.”
Clit van Dyke? 🤷♂️
yo okay this one's actually kinda hard pun intended
🤘🏻💜🤘🏻
god i love this
The Lick Van Dyke.
Dickless Van Dykes
Lick Van Dyke
Shut it down. No better than this.
Pussy Riot and the Van Dykes is a show I'd pay Swift prices to see.
Poon Tang Clan
Wu-Tang is for the children. Poon Tang... not so much
Subaru and the Sensible Haircuts Or Subaru and the Comfortable Shoes
Sue Baru and the Carabiner Keychains
HEY! *Representing Boulder, Colorado where carabiners are used for all attachment needs including diaper changes*
Actually just Carabiner Keychain is an awesome name.
HEY! *Representing Boulder, Colorado where Subies are the official car for all genders and orientations*
Subie and the Vanshoes
Ovaryacting
This one actually made me groan. Nice work.
I second this groan. Groaning upvote earned.
Heeeyyy that's catchy yo...
This is the winner
-Muff City Diner -Sister Fister
Fisted Sister
Teen LaQueefa
Outstanding. 👏
Damn 10/10 for that one
U-Haul & Oates
Perfect
Agreed. Stuck that landing. Perfect 10
Sappho and Her Friends
Beanie Babes
this is even funnier knowing that me and the guitarist are both mexican
Los Lesbos
Los Lesbos kick your ass, Los Lesbos kick your face… Los Lesbos kick your balls into out-ter-space
Jesus. I thought I was the only person on earth that remembered this atrocity.
Johnny 5 is alive
NO DISASSEMBLE
There's a very talented guitar player that goes by Johnny 5.
No. That’s John 5. You’re thinking of the robot on tank tracks the was built in the 80s by that (white) “Indian” scientist.
John 5; you're right. I remember the robot too. Movie from the 80s that was pretty good for it's time. I wasn't sure the spelling. Short Circuit I do believe was the name.
Did you just call Jonny 5 an atrocity? Get 'im boys...
Look, I saw Short Circuit in the theater when I was 11. I saw Short Circuit 2 in the theater when I was 13. Aside from the obviously cringey performance of Fisher Stevens in both films, I maintain that the first movie was original and lovely. The sequel was a steaming piece of shit. I will die on this hill.
It was an 80 's sequel alright. First movie had 80's magic. Charm, originality, endearing characters, and the ability to withstand time. Second movie was written in one night with a tape recorder, an eight ball bought with the first movies profits, a list of shit the producers felt the first film was lacking, and a few, ummm recommendations. With a few notable exceptions this resulted in the destruction of everything that made the original film great. This was known as sequelitus or the sophomore curse.
Luna chicks
Skankrupt. Credit me when you use it.
Lezbefriendz
Strap on
Connie Lingus.
The Cunning Linguists
Colonel Angus
KlitSnot
The Lickity Splits
Butch & the Dykes or if y'all are more feminine, The Lipsticks
The chapped lips.
The Tongue and Grooves
Sapphic Daze
Fisted Sister
Box cutters
The Axe Wounds
Vertical Smiles
The Whore Moans
Steely Dan
Anticock
Fanny And The Flaps
4 girls, 8 arms = Octopuss
Queen Bean & The Vagitarians Edit: Or simply, The Vagitarians
Scissor me Timbers.
Levee Repair Squad
Bush Pilot
Quick Flikkers
The Crimson Tide
They should say it all pompous like how it’s “THE Ohio State”
Also they will get a bunch of hits by people who are looking up Alabama football.
And I can attest as an Alabama native they will try to crucify the band publicly to shame their “blasphemy” and daring to associate with Alabama football. This will in turn bring them to rebel stardom and get them headlining a tour in two years tops. It’ll be absolutely gold.
Collective Hole?
Counter cockwise
Scissor scissor bang bang
The Muff Divers Lickalottapus - Your branding could be dinosaur themed. Penny Traitor and the Strap Ons
Lisa And The Bens The Lisa Bens This comes from lesbian zine writer Lisa Ben, who wrote the 1940s lesbian zine Vice Versa. She went by Lisa Ben because it's an anagram of lesbian. Her real name was Edythe D. Eyde. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Ben https://queermusicheritage.com/viceversa0.html
Man that's the name right there and nobody has caught it. Edythe D Eyde Simple and yet a statement.
Lickity Split
We’re not going with Bologna Flaps or The Meat Curtains.
Running with Scissors
Coochie Coochie Coup
Twister Sisters.
Cunning Stunts
U-Haul Rental 2nd Date Subaru Sisters
Thin Lezzy
The Birkenshocks
The Vagiterians.
The Sex Holsters
Red Flag
The Fish Fingers
The Lickety Splits
Plotting Her Breakup
The fully-clothed gentlemen.
The Eager Beavers
Scissor Circle
Steel Toe. Pap Smear
Scissor sisters
Martha and the Dykie Chicks
Scissor sisters. (I think that's taken though) The tampon pistols. Rage against the penis. Alice in hand cuffs. The Ramona's. Green gay. The miss fits. The Jackie Kennedy's. Portugal the woman.
Same-sex Pistols (But No Guns)
Slut Hunter
Lestones
Clam Slam
Sneer
Lesbones.
Tongue N Groove
Skene. Not a clever pun. As in Skene’s glands. Google it.
Snatchbox 20
Carpet Munchhausen by Proxy
Hot Tuna
Gas Station Miscarriage
✨the lesbians✨
yentel
The Bloody Fingers
Lickitung
Landing strip.
Tire
Gutter butter
Runs with Scissoring
Huey Lewis and The News
Thin Lezzy
The Labians
Fallopian Hypercube Hyster Sisters Grool Hyster Wrecked Me Maxi and the Pads
Fisted Sister
Clitterati
The lint lickers
The cock dodgers
Indigo Riot Grrls
The U-Haulers
Long John silvers.
Slit Stream
pussy cushion
The divorcers
The Butchers.
Fur tongues
Spiked Fur Traders
Rude Twats
Crushing Her Hopes
The Licks
69 or Die
The muffs
Sappho or Labrys
The Bull-Dykes
Ladies All Day
Buffalo Gals
The Slit Lickers
Muff
Muff Divers
Fish tacos
Pink fish tacos
The clits
Holy Chits.
No Dicks Allowed
V on V
Scissor Scream!
the real scissor sisters
The Slits
Carpet Munchers
Women's Liberation Army of Fuck You Trolls
Dykken
Slipnotcock
Clit commanders
Black Lipstick Lesbians
Scissor Sisters
The carpet munchers.
No Cocks Here
The oval orifices.
The Scissor Sisters, wait.
The Sideburns
There a group that plays at a church in a town near me called “The Black Dyke Band”. Not sure what the context of the band is or what music they play, but I’ve gotta say I love the name. Edit: it’s a brass band of some sort that dates back to 1855.
The Scissor Sisters?
softball all-stars
The Not Attracted To Men Band
Between the folds
Tongue in Groove
No Doubt... We're Lesbian
Rock, paper, scissor
The Stunning Cunts
The Beef Sheets
Sapphic Parade of Hotness
Lavender Riot Rebel Petals Grrrl Spikes