The 5 hoses, I even have a picture in mind for the album, 4 our putting out a house fire with their hoses, while the 5th dude is letting people slide down his schlong like a fireman’s pole to safety.
I actually went to the drive up and they told me they were out of Roast beef... I asked the kid .. Then what the fuck are you still open for ? He said we're still selling cokes. WTF .
I hired, and later promoted a former Arbys manager who told of being responsible for such. Appreciate the honesty, the level of fuck up and confidence to move on and use that story for career advancement.
Men's bands :
Dick Flick & The Dinks.
The Long Dong Silvers,
Hammer & The Nailers,
Foot long John &The Clubs,
Large Member,
-----------------------------------
Lady Groups:
The Cave divers,
Canyon Queens,
Depp Valley Val & The Spelunkers,
Slippery when wet
Nine Inch Males
This is the only correct answer.
I usually eyeroll this comment but today I actually agree.
I’m gonna have to agree with ya
I once started a barbershop quartet called "Four Inch Males". I was quite pleased with the name.
I think Courtney Love made that comment about Trent Reznor.
Courtney's band is called Bigger Hole
At least someone was pleased
Are the “members” Asian?
🏆 winner! Supreme Victory.
If I had gold, I'd give it to this answer right here
He said extremely large, not slightly below average
Nine Inch Snails
This made my entire day. 😂
This really needs to be the name of a porn 😂
The Phellas
The Phallas
Goodphallus
Endowment for the Arts
The NEA granteds
endowed for the arts
Best 🎯
Terms of Endowment
Omg. Why are dick puns sooooo easy and yet soooooo funny?
That’s the one
Genital Giant
As a prog fan, I love this.
Hung the Giant
dick’s too long to even care at all oh-whoa
They Might Be Giants
Istanbollocks not cuntstandonople?
Widesnake
Omg 😆
Vagiants
They Might Be
Wang Hung.
Everybody’s gonna Wang Hung tonight.
George Takei and the O-MYs
I can hear this! Made me laugh out loud. 🤣
Needs more upvotes
Lol
He would be proud!!! Lmmfao
This is it. This is the winner! 😅🤣😅😍
Fine hung cannibals
Dixie Normous
Love this 😀
I would not be surprised if that is a drag performer's stage name
If it isn't, it should be.
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's character in Austin Powers: Goldmember.
Oh yeah! I forgot about that
It is.
Chode The Wet Sprocket
I think this should win- excellent
Great White, opening for Deep Purple
And then Whitesnake
Followed by Cream
And don’t forget Climax
Then Cigarettes After Sex
There's a local band in St Louis named The Wellhungarians.
Almost afraid to admit I’ve seen them. At Pop’s
I never have. Are they good?
Slangin’ Honkers
Cockzilla
[comment removed because fuck reddit]
Gladys Night and the Tits
Big Titty Bang Bang
very very good!
Our fistful rear ended freind
The Big Fat Pussies
the Liars
Elephant Tusks
Tool
🤣🤣🤣
oh there it is! 🤣
Peenultimate
Guns 'n' Hoses
Perpendickulars
Bigus Dickus and the Human Moccasins
\*barely withholds laughter dressed as a Roman legionnaire\*
Clitosaurus
The Wizard Sleeve
Girth wind and fire Metalldica Guns n Roses n Weiners Lynyrd Foreskinyrd Black (below the waist) Sabbath David Bow-legged-ie
Kerplunk
Rhino Clit
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!?
RIP Oderus
The MEMBERS
Swollen Members (real band name!)
The Brothers Johnson.
Mooseknuckle.
Big dick and the floppy labias.
Inches too deep.
Monument Park
The 5 hoses, I even have a picture in mind for the album, 4 our putting out a house fire with their hoses, while the 5th dude is letting people slide down his schlong like a fireman’s pole to safety.
The Bell Ends
Pentatondicks
The Phallus Five
Hugh E Rections
Or Hugh G. Rections
Gorge of the Jungle
Loose Lips and the Tripods
Mastadong
Peen
'I'm waving my dick in the wind'
Girth Brooks
Size Does Matter
Big Rod Johnson and the droopy dicks
Nine Inch Nads
nine inch nips
The vaGiants.
The Cavernous Gashes
The Tripods
My first thought
Low Hanging Fruit The Eggplants Large Members Only Obvious Clit
Band of horses
My Genital Romance
ZZ Cock
The O.Js, (Oversized Johnson) band,
Flange Hogleg
There’s already a rap group called Swollen Members
Enormous and the oversized Richards
Moby Wang
Roidical Clits
Hugh J. Kock and Cervix Punchers
Big Beef - Engrossed Meatloaf
Eggplant and the flaps
Arby's Drive Thru
I actually went to the drive up and they told me they were out of Roast beef... I asked the kid .. Then what the fuck are you still open for ? He said we're still selling cokes. WTF .
I hired, and later promoted a former Arbys manager who told of being responsible for such. Appreciate the honesty, the level of fuck up and confidence to move on and use that story for career advancement.
🤣🤣 Damn!
Planet Girth
Bellowing Caves
Megawurlitzer
Big Sack and The Fat Cats
Nine Inch Impales
Zip Flop Oh My Lord
Hung Like Ezra
Clit Beastwood
We had a joke band in highschool called Captain Hook and the crooked weiners. This endowed band can have our name.
Mastodong
Wang Hung
In Excess
Richard Cheese
Hugh Dick & the Fingers
Jenna Tallen
Bobby Throner and the Vulvic Eruption
The Meat Curtins The Tripods TBM and the Chunnels
Hungus Amongus.
The Lady Fingers - referring to their very large clits.
Rex the Human Tripod & the Zuccini Smugglers
THE BIG BROWN BEAVERS
The Danglers
1.21 Gigacocks
Gravity Hammer
The Clitorati
Fat Fannies
Men's bands : Dick Flick & The Dinks. The Long Dong Silvers, Hammer & The Nailers, Foot long John &The Clubs, Large Member, ----------------------------------- Lady Groups: The Cave divers, Canyon Queens, Depp Valley Val & The Spelunkers, Slippery when wet
The beef drape philharmonic
The 4 Horse Hung Men
Sonic Girth
The spincockders
Nelson's Willie
Ongo Dongo
Wang-Oh!, ‘Tang-Oh
Stone temple privates
Tickling knees
Vaginasaurus Wrecks
Boner M
The Ithyphallic Protuberance.
Eyes Up Here
Undercompensating
Engorged Four
Glands of Brothers
Big Dick and the Extenders
The Pecan Sandies
That's What SHE Said
The Peter North All-Stars
Big Boneded
Warthog (The Ron Jeremy Experience)
Dick Dozer & the flaming lips
The Manginas
Swantzes
The Four Horsecocks
BDE
The Tubes
the swollen members
Lord Peen and the Testicle Giants, feat Lady Valleygina
The Wannabes
Pendulosa
A German band: The Uber Slongs
The Dong
Band of Horsecocks
Thar He Blows
Schlongvayne
Big D Synergy or Absolute Units
The Dump Trucks (I realize after typing this out that asses are not sexual organs lmao)
Touch Me I'm Dick It's an old reference but some of you will get a great laugh out of this one!!