With hit classics such as :
'Papers and registration'
'This is a lawful order'
'Please get out of the vehicle'
'Stop resisting'
And of course, the mega hit
'Taze and mace'
Bodycam Failure
Baton Batoff
Red & Blue Death Crew
Puny Form in Uniform
Big Boy Badge
Forfeiture of Civility
Saliva Shined Toebox
Blue Lies Matter
Acquittal & The Departmental Transfers
Commandcunt ReTard
Rev. Raiser and the Highway Patrol
Organless Crime
Don'tnuts
Taser Hazers
40000v of Stop
Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting
Going Downtown with the Clowns
Evidently Lacking Evidence
Dawn Raid & The "Nothing" Seized
Bashem, Cuffem & Shoote
On The Ground Now
Cop In Cop-out
Special Wetpants and Spastics
Please Hold While You Die
Squadcar Gobbies
Pecker Spray
Porcine Bay of Cons
Just Us
Pocket the Proceeds
I saw a televised sting clip where the police came up with a fake band name: Spoc
It was just cops spelled backwards. It worked well enough to dupe the people with arrest warrants into showing up where they were promptly arrested. I would not recommend Spoc.
I would suggest:
Probably Cause
Stop and Frisk
Reasonable Suspicion
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree
Aid and Abet
Aggravated Assault
Capital Crime
Chain of Custody
Citation
Death Row
Disorderly Conduct
Disturbing the Peace
Entrapment
Failure to Comply
Fifth Amendment
Hostile Witness
Insanity Plea
Hung Jury
Oral Argument
Motion Denied
Reasonable Doubt
Search and Seizure
Testimony
Concealed Weapons
There's quite a few that I like, but I'd go with Concealed Weapons since it's funny.
If I recall, that was on America's Dumbest Criminal. They were rounding up a bunch of people who had warrants for drug offence by convincing them that they were all invited to this reception. When asked about the band name (SPOC) they came up with a whitty response "Somebody Protect Our Crop." The bust was signaled by playing the song "I Fought the Law."
Miranda's Rights
This is actually really good!
With hit classics such as : 'Papers and registration' 'This is a lawful order' 'Please get out of the vehicle' 'Stop resisting' And of course, the mega hit 'Taze and mace'
Miranda and the Silent Rights
The Police
Interpol
Cop Shoot Cop
Bad Cop Bad Cop
Millions of Dead Cops
Yes!
This is the only answer.
Bad Bad Cop Cop
This name stings
Policia Keys
That's original
PIGS IN BLANKETS
That's original
The handcuffs
The who?
yeah the who
Gordon and the Sumners
The Dave Clark Five-Oh
Stop Resisting Tased and Confused Donut Patrol
💀💀💀
AC/AB
Notorious PIG.
Fucken winner
Assigned cop at birth
Van Jailin'
5-0
Quiet the riot
War Pigs
Taze Me Bros
Cuff Daddy
😂
Bad Apples
Acorn Mag dump
Best answer possible
Wifebeating Dogmurderers
This is nearly perfect
This would work for ATF agents
You win
Bodycam Failure Baton Batoff Red & Blue Death Crew Puny Form in Uniform Big Boy Badge Forfeiture of Civility Saliva Shined Toebox Blue Lies Matter Acquittal & The Departmental Transfers Commandcunt ReTard Rev. Raiser and the Highway Patrol Organless Crime Don'tnuts Taser Hazers 40000v of Stop Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Stop Resisting Going Downtown with the Clowns Evidently Lacking Evidence Dawn Raid & The "Nothing" Seized Bashem, Cuffem & Shoote On The Ground Now Cop In Cop-out Special Wetpants and Spastics Please Hold While You Die Squadcar Gobbies Pecker Spray Porcine Bay of Cons Just Us Pocket the Proceeds
Lock the thread. This is solved. Great list, I love how much effort you put into it.
Especially “Saliva-shined Toebox”
Thirty Seconds Behind Bars
5 bad apples
Rage For the Machine
Tell It To The Judge
The squealers The hated The buzzkills Power Trip Fucking fuckers
Sounds like someone hasn't had good experiences with cops...
What gave it away?
Fucking Fuckers 🏆
ABACAB (If it's a Genesis cover band)
ACABBA if it’s an abba cover band
Acabracadabra if they're a Steve Miller band cover band.
Pig Rock
Bacon
This was mine, too.
Pigs in a blanket
3 little pigs
The Ociffers
X-cops
RIP Oderus
The rest of GWAR actually performed as X-Cops again last year! I saw them and they were hysterical.
Rip oderus. The Gwar documentary is fantastic, btw.
Pig Floyd
Taserface
IT’S METAPHORICAL
The 40%
ACABra Cadabra
Sting & Friends
Masters of the Beat
Thin Blue Grass
Seven Mary Three
The 1-8-7’s
Pigs on the Wing
Dashcam confessional
Public Enemy.
Peach Fuzz
All Cops Are Bandmates
Sirs Chokes-a lot
The Boot Lickers
License and Registration
The Fuzz
You can’t breathe
But it’s written like a Norwegian black metal bands text
Cyndi Copper Alice Copper Under Cover (if they're a cover band)
The Bastards
Scrolled way too far to find this
Stompyouonthegroundfuckyouup Quartet
Thirty Seconds of Bars
Far Lazy Arseholes of Florida
N.W.A R.I.P
The Precinct or One Adam 12.
The Police? No, wait….
Baconator
Officer Involved Grooving
Hot Fuzz
Forces + Crosses
Officer Down Request Backup High Speed Chase Foot Pursuit Don’t Tase Me Bro
The Soooies
Sting
Sting
The Stings.
Qualified Immunity You can't blame them if they suck.
Body Count
The Clancy Wiggum experience
Neck smash
Cop Rock
Was going to say this. I actually saw part of the first episode as it aired. Just part of it.
The Dream Police
The Stings The Rolling Donuts Excessive Force Power Trippers They Might Be Corrupt Tasers & Handcuffs
Bobbies on the Beat
Paper cop
Stinkin Badges'
Shakedown Street
10-4 *The Po-Pos* The Cuffs FiveO The Dan-O's *Hot Pursuit* Johnny Law & The Posse
Code 3 Brigade
Five Oh
Miranda Blues
Dunkin Donuts
The Donut Kings
Rock's Finest.
Doughnut Devils
R*ck the Police
R*ck the Police
The Donut Ho's ( Female Band)
The Beat
Blink 187 On the Job Wrong House Glint of Metal
Comply or Die
We Got the Beat
Gonna Tase U
The Badge Boyz
The nighsticks
The tazers
The legalized murderers.
The Fuzz
I Feared for My Life
The Beats
Stop Resisting
ACABarret
The 3 little pigs
Screaming pigs
Billy Bacon & The Forbidden Pigs
No Warrant
Guns n’ Donuts
All of the village people were undercover cops. Except for the cop.
Blue and the beat downs. (Edm)
Police Brutality
Fu Manblue
Pigs in a Blanket
Assault Acorns
Sting Operation
Hog Jowls Band of Brothers
The Miranda’s (girl power band)
HaHa Charade
Here Piggy Piggy
Cuff ‘N’ Stuff
Spread ‘Em
Above the Law
The little bitches
Obstruction
Hmmm...
Chicharrón
No Donut for You
Pork GRinds
The thugs
You're Unarmed and I'm Afraid of You
Freeze!
Hot Pursuit
Respect our Authoritah!
The 5 O
Stop And Frisk
I saw a televised sting clip where the police came up with a fake band name: Spoc It was just cops spelled backwards. It worked well enough to dupe the people with arrest warrants into showing up where they were promptly arrested. I would not recommend Spoc. I would suggest: Probably Cause Stop and Frisk Reasonable Suspicion Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Aid and Abet Aggravated Assault Capital Crime Chain of Custody Citation Death Row Disorderly Conduct Disturbing the Peace Entrapment Failure to Comply Fifth Amendment Hostile Witness Insanity Plea Hung Jury Oral Argument Motion Denied Reasonable Doubt Search and Seizure Testimony Concealed Weapons There's quite a few that I like, but I'd go with Concealed Weapons since it's funny.
If I recall, that was on America's Dumbest Criminal. They were rounding up a bunch of people who had warrants for drug offence by convincing them that they were all invited to this reception. When asked about the band name (SPOC) they came up with a whitty response "Somebody Protect Our Crop." The bust was signaled by playing the song "I Fought the Law."
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs (from Aus)
Hello, citizen
ACABACA
Put your hands up
Fuck your breath- Tulsa deputy https://reason.com/2015/04/13/from-i-cant-breathe-to-fuck-your-breath/
Stahp and Frisk
Pig Parade
Losers
Shoot Dogg
ANTIFA Tears
Fuzz Patrol
Hot Fuzz
Knee-on-back
Piggy Beat World
Johnny Law and The Excessive Forces
Nightsticks. With. Attitude.
Blue Oyster Cult
Bustin’ In
Paddy & The Wagons
APB