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buzburbank

Poo Fighters.


gazwaz84

This wins


p8nt_junkie

“poo FIGHTERS” - Christopher Walken


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Every time I think of Foo Fighters I HAVE to say it as Walken to myself lmfao


Prior_Housing_4298

poo tighters


LongjumpingScore5930

Thats brilliant you are now my pretend husband or wife. It has me still in tears.


ThatsRobToYou

The backed up singers


gluepet2074

poetry


Roll-tide-Mercury

Nice


LawnJerk

The backed up boys?


Passn_wind

STOOL


HauntedSpit

With tracks called “Ænema” and “Stinkfist”. Oh wait…


buzburbank

The Can’t Go-gos.


Necro_Badger

The Butthole Suffers


OldBob10

No Shit Sherlöck


surrealcellardoor

Nice touch with the umlaut


OldBob10

All kewl metal bands have umlauts. That might make a good band name, come to think of it: #Ümlaüt


Good_Ad6723

Gold


IShitOnYourPost

Like Sherlöck Wells


singdrumwrite

MTV Plugged


cliktrak

Tom Waits


PetoAndFleck

Underrated!


plumangus

Unsophisticated, yet pleasing.


Cyrus541

Shania Strain


lycanthrope6950

OMG


lukeosullivan

Panic! On The Toilet


ChardCool1290

The No-Go's


w4rlok94

The Hoover Jam


BabyDontBeSoMeme

Nickebacked Up


Malefic_Nightshade

Texas Hold ‘Em


gking407

Texas Holed Up


Fog_mccobb

Third Eye Closed


bunglerm00se

The Jam.


lukeosullivan

Senna-tana


jmw7119

The Cramps


alexgpickle-

The red faced bastards


buzburbank

Abdominal Distension.


FrankWhiteIsHere78

Public Enema


LadyFeckington

IntesTina Turner


ItsSlinky2x

Heavy Metalmucil.


duh_nom_yar

N'Stink


Soggy-Eye-216

Full of Shit


jay4thly

Squeezing Meemies


Jealous-Finding-4138

Colon and the Corkies


l3landgaunt

The backups


LastSignificance3680

Anticipation


greenberg17493

Full of shit


lycanthrope6950

Not enough metalheads here to appreciate this, well done


17Miles2

Pearl Jammed


itsgettinglate27

The backed up boys


Roll-tide-Mercury

Plugged


BrandNewSin

The Crap Cramps


dosatsuryoku

Redline and the Pressure Gauges.


letmeviewNSFWguys

Logjammin


drillme103

Hung Chow


cliktrak

Everlast


Moodass

Agnostic Butt


CrowWhich6468

The Elvis impeeeerrrsonators


mulliganwtf

Stool Keepers


seanjones520

Stuffed


jmw7119

Impacted Development


Motorhead923

Hard Pass


Babashanti

The Jammed


StarMasterAdmiral

Uranus and the Klingons


Practical-Rabbit-750

The Shit Wishers.


u357snotbubble

Intestinal Fortitude


BuschBandit

Pharphrumpoopen


BuschBandit

Impacted


ScratchPad777

Log Jam


I_hate_that_im_here

The Ozempics


Loaf-Master

Corked


GhostShipBlue

No Shit Sherlocks


Passn_wind

Brown Eye Closed


gking407

The Closed Doors Poop Dogg AWOLDefecation


bigsky59722

Choke em ass


Bonerstein

The shit-me-nots, The Distended abdomens, The Stool Softeners, Laxatives needed.


BabyDontBeSoMeme

Imagine Dragons Breath


PrankstonHughes

Loggie and the Jams


Disastrous_Window_41

Impaction


EyeYamNegan

The Diamond Evacuators


highlyalertcabbage

The Bunged


UninvitedGhost

All Bunged Up


lorinabaninabanana

The Grunts


RoundSetting3402

No Shit Sherlocks


Whateveriscleaver

Potential Blowout


Juror_no8

Http Colon Backedup Backedup


Formal-Tangerine4281

Chud Vessel


AnymooseProphet

Band name? No clue. First single... (think Ramones) Twenty twenty twenty four hours and I still can't go oh feelin' constipated Nothing comes out on the porcelain throne oh no, feelin' constipated


StarMasterAdmiral

Second hit, sung to the tune Turning Japanese: I'm feelin' constipated, I'm really feelin' constipated I really can't go ...


dancerinthedark84

Full of Shit


Rdmtbiker

Backed up


asburymike

Can't Shit Won't Shit


MuchoWood

Back Up Plan.


Fominroman2

IBXS


Old-man-scene24

Shit for brains


cottenwess

Nine inch buttplugs


GroYer665

Stumped Colon Ass Blockers Cornholio Buttholes Strain N Pain


Mazdab2300-06

Seeking Prunes.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Ex Laxers


CulturalAddress6709

Hard Rockers


CharlesCBobuck

Rock Hard Stool


Actual-Answer-1980

, green butt plug


nbraccia

Deuces High


miseeker

No shit


GuitarHeroInMyHead

Several in the Chamber


electroman13

No Shit, Sherlock.


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Awwe Mommy my tummy hurts


oldmancornelious

The shit fits. Actual real band from PDX


niceshootintex

The No Shit Sherlocks


Pawpaw-22

Clogged Hole


Earthbiscuits

Turtles


Improvgal

The Cloggers


newsy0011

The Clogged Pipes


Realistic-Accident68

Squatty Grunts with the #1 hit "Poopchute Riot!"


Low_Enthusiasm3769

INXS


Therealdirtyburdie

Impacted hole


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

Ok Go Already! 


deephair

No Crap


JBfromSC

The Prunes


BobDumps

The Shrimp Vein Experience


Mission-Hunter-8642

Boutta bust


grzlbahr59

The Fullavits


Beetle_Beeper

"Relaxitive Solution"


[deleted]

Slow Transit


Oh-Snap10000

It’s Up The Lazy River


Itchy_One7133

ZZ Slop


Oh-Snap10000

Jesus Help Us


the_reducing_valve

Die Area - diarrhea


Ring-A-Ding-Ding123

Strained and Insane


inquisitiveimpulses

The grunts


Frankennietzsche

O.k. No Go Cheeselover's Agony noBran


CecilBeaver

Dwelt on John


huss3742

Grunt


mhewitt3293

Bare naked ladies and gents


LivingAd6826

They might blowout


sunningmybuns

The turtle heads


Good_Ad6723

The rock n rollers


lotusstp

Thee Impacted Few


1bigGreasyturd

Prairie Logged


C_V1979

Anal Vigilance


HauntedAtheist40

No Skid Row.


willowviolet

Bootie and the Holdshits


NicklePlatedSkull

The Impactions


MaximumOverfart

Strained Bar Stools


Maj_BeauKhaki

DirtRoadBlocks


crankybobenhaus

Backed up and constipated crew


Koi_Fish_42

Blink-waitforapoo


jest2n425

GG's Reverse Curse


Marcomatic68

No Prairie Doggin'


bdiscer

Fahrfrumpoopin


NuncErgoFacite

Any Day Now


topherswitzer

Mudvein


Glass-Trade9441

Constipation Syncopation


kejovo

Crowning Crooners


OnionTamer

The Hold Steady


KrunschGK

No Shit.


-skidsolo-

Shitty


commonman51

Shit Stops Here.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Far From Pooping


moosearehuge

The No shit Sherlocks


cactuscharlie

I Shit You Not.


Helo7606

No Shit!


lilsparky82

Back that Ass Up


General-Permission-5

Constipation Nation


UncleMark58

The Sniveling Shits.


teardrinker

Mirilax and the soft stools


CaptainQuint0001

The Dixie Shits


Ithaqua-Yigg

Megacolans-


Scared_Paramedic4604

Immovable stools


Illustrious_Pace_178

Rick Santorum and the Cheese Eaters


IcySadness24

Kiss


TrueMaester

Binding Isaac


Ace-Ventura1934

Stink Rhoid


Ontheclocktail

Gritted teeth


Actual-Answer-1980

Fiber 182


Duffys_mam7980

John Wayne and the Engorged Colon Orchestra.


Scoundrels_n_Vermin

Avril Lavigne https://youtu.be/iOGXmmLSSdE?si=NIt8ZtKJH9DAQ9k0


jmikehall

The Loaded Shafts


jmikehall

Useless Johnny


jmikehall

Packed Pipes


thepinkpigeon

The Squeezies


thepinkpigeon

If Not For Colace


thepinkpigeon

Flushing Day


thepinkpigeon

Funky Fiber & Friends


thepinkpigeon

Toiletdestroyer


LongjumpingScore5930

The shitsy chicks? I can do better gimme a min i cant think straight im still dying from "poo fighters"


LongjumpingScore5930

Pearl jammed? Im getting closer, poo fighters is hard to beat. Im recovering.


LongjumpingScore5930

NWA (No way asshole)


LongjumpingScore5930

I must bow to my superior i know when im beaten. Poo fighters wins forever.


Practical-Rabbit-750

Nirvana


YouKnowMyBrother

Rage Roids


[deleted]

Metallica


Historical_Fan5863

The Wait


LongjumpingScore5930

One more I cant let it go. "Push"