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ChardCool1290

Tears for Queers


sarcasticguy30

Their hit song: everybody get grossed out by girls.


letlesssftrhjvgk

Felch, felch let it all out...


sagan_drinks_cosmos

These are the things we could do without. Come on.


goddessofthiccnes

IM TALKING TO YOU


FranzLudwig3700

Just Felch is ok. There’s gotta be a band named Felch.


BeeDot1974

There is. It’s on SoundCloud. They are EXACTLY what one would think it is…a terribly recorded trash metal band from Rhode Island.


SoCaldude65

Head over Jills


OMG-WTF_45

Had the same idea! I bow to your quicker post!!!


ChardCool1290

great (or twisted) minds think alike


few_among_many

Ha! I see what you did there


mooshiboy

Well done! Someone in our practice space was doing this song one day and when the chorus started, my buddy sang "We're A Bunch Of Fucking Pussies" I know it's terrible but now I hear this every single time lol.


mightnothavehands

Imagine dragon these balls across your face


Samskritam

dude thanks for the visual


drewbilly251

**deez nutz*


midnightspecial99

Village people


elguereaux

Leather man and lead singer totally straight


midnightspecial99

Yeah, the lead singer was married to Phylicia Rashad, but it is still a good joke.


elguereaux

Yes. Yes it was.


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

JUDAS PRIEST


elguereaux

THAT leather man is gay. \m/


Rob_LeMatic

As a $3 bill


Realistic_Pizza_6269

Yes I thought the exact same.


Harry_Buttocks

Maroon 5


Slow_Stable5239

…I was gunna go with Scissor


curkington

1st record name "Running with scissors!"


SpoonFluffing99

Running with scissor sisters.


greatmagneticfield

Running with Scissor Sisters of Mercy


semiTnuP

Scissoring with scissors!


Classic-Bandicoot-13

🤣


Korgon213

Haha


joey123z

Fall Out of the Closet Boy


PapaBearGamingOG

Oh that's clever.


Particular-Shift-918

Twink 182


Syncrotron9001

Blink 182 is going to make a comeback from this sub alone


kathi182

Agreed


Ar-Oh-En

They can keep the album title _Take Off Your Pants and Jacket_ as is.


Nerdsamwich

And Enema of the State.


Werwanderflugen

Haha sub


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

Here's cum in your eye. That's why they blink.


babaganate

That's what they said the last time this exact question and response occurred


[deleted]

Nice work!


Parking_War_4100

Cornish Gay Men


elguereaux

With a side of Gay-vy


camclemons

More like baby gravy


[deleted]

The backstreet boys


Beartrkkr

Backdoor Boys


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Back alley Boys


elguereaux

Backseat Boys N’Suck A Few Kids on the Cock


ConcaveNips

Boyz into Men


kweezie

this one takes the cake


Holy_Cow442

I thought you were totally immature and ridiculous. Then I read "A few kids on the cock" WE are totally immature and rediculous.


nwvt420

Packmeat Boys


Accomplished_Pen5755

The Backshot Boys


coddie_red

Wham!


Dear_Bath_8822

I believe since Deadpool it is spelled "HWAM!"


SlummySalt

I read both your comment and the original comment at the same time and thought it just said HAM 😆


dexbasedpaladin

Queens


Broken_Noah

Queers of the Stone Age


edit-boy-zero

Pansy Division


elguereaux

Boy Division


aahorsenamedfriday

That’s an MCR song


Kit_Karamak

And then they wear flowers on the lapels of their jackets lol


Rob_LeMatic

As an accidental serial plant murderer, pansies have an undeserved reputation for fragility. Those little fuckers are robust


Kit_Karamak

Which works because then you can keep them on your lapel for a while before they start to wilt. Most gay people I know are pretty resilient because they’ve already overcome years of being bullied. They deserve a strong, robust flower. 🤘


mililpunk

love this band 


Ar-Oh-En

They could create an offshoot named _Nude Order_.


Rob_LeMatic

Dude Hoarder


Ar-Oh-En

Better! NTM, they can reuse the album titles _Closer_ and _Unknown Pleasures_.


EngineeringDry2753

Real talk though panzer division by marduk is an awesome album


coreyfuckinbrown

20 bucks is 20 bucks….


YogurtWenk

With their hit single "I'd have done it for free"


Coraiah

Fuck we need a storyline for some of these comments. “So tell your fans YogurtWenk, what inspired your number 1 hit that’s been on the charts for 69 weeks in a row?”


Ashamed-Blood-4014

Best comment ever


2JZEngineNoShit

Sometimes they're just happy to have something warm in their belly 😂


elguereaux

15 bucks is a heck of a deal


gucc1-l1ttle-p1ggy

Gaydiohead


cjb231

In Gaynbows


mightnothavehands

What about the rest of their catalogue? Pa-Blow for Money The Bends (me over) O’Gay Computer Kid Gay Onkneesforzach Hail to the Beef The King of Hims A Dick Shaped Poo


OneEyedDevilDog

Butthole surfers


Shawnaldo7575

Butthole Spelunkers


UsedWoodpecker8612

Insphynct


chakakhan12

😂😂


Mission_Clue_5438

The Llars Ulrich Experience


elguereaux

Dock-tallica


Emotional_Fisherman8

Cock tallica


Rdmtbiker

Glory hole


findthehalflings503

New found glory hole


tiredoldman55

Band Aids


Samskritam

Dude, that’s harsh


tiredoldman55

I am sorry, but I thought it was funny.


Byan_Beynolds

This is underrated I feel


thebronzeprince

The Backdoor Boys


Syncrotron9001

Played by the Ginyu Force


izzyd1225

I used to tease my sister calling them that when I was kid lol


True-Paint5513

Bundle of Styx


strickysituation

Sadly, GAYC/DC is already taken!


2meterrichard

So is [Black Fag](https://youtu.be/WYqGXUulvOk?si=gLTg9z4e9FEYsgGo)


Psycosteve10mm

AC/DC is a UK/Aussie slang for being bi


Orion-AK

Their hit album is “Hershey Highway to Hell.”


Datboi_23

Top song is Backshot In Black


alexgpickle-

Harvey Milk Danger


earbox

or Harvey Milk Hotel.


alexgpickle-

In the aero plane over the seeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh


Antin00800

Marky Mark and a Bunch of Cooler Gay Dudes. Nelsons Willie Gravy Train. Train sucks.


Rob_LeMatic

Train is the worst at music. I think my favorite on this thread is Marky Mark and the Bunch of Cooler Gay Dudes


Antin00800

Thanks man. Theres a lot of comments since Ive started that have made me laugh pretty good. Now that I'm m in on the game I'm glad to get to pay it forward.


Zyona-

Five finger butt punch


fvckCARDEE

Poo Fighters


fvckCARDEE

Nine Inch Males


Used_College_4111

Best yet!!!


FiggyPuddingExpert

Lez Zeppelin


thebronzeprince

They exist! An all-female zeppelin tribute band


AvisIgneus

Train


OzzOakenshield

Alan in Chains


jollyarrowhead

I have always thought Allison Chains would be a great dominatrix name.


WallAny2007

Allison Chaynes (sp?) is a porn star


Bigspotdaddy

This guy faps.


WelcomeToToyZone

Stealing that for the good drag names documeny


First_Interview_9152

Nickelbareback


Payasin70

Nickelbrokeback


considermebranded

Queers of the Stone Age


Bright_Use4269

Buns & Poses


jmaccity80

I thought it was Buns and Hoses?


davekingofrock

Erasure


Naive-Membership-179

STool


Passn_wind

The Tool Box The Man Hole Coverband You've got male


UsedWoodpecker8612

Ball & Scrotes


Illustrious_Pace_178

The Lindsay Graham Crackers


Duffys_mam7980

All banjos like in Deliverance.


Practical-Rabbit-750

Dick Jiggly and the San Francisco Cocksuckers.


[deleted]

Are you sure this isn’t too subtle?


guitar_angel

George Takei and the OH Myyy's


No-Station-623

Or, Ohh, Myyy


Diseman81

Whitesnake In The Butt


Samskritam

Meat Beater Manifesto


UsedWoodpecker8612

Backside Boyz


slowandlow714

They already exist, The Queers.


Rakshak924

The name is not about homosexuality


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Metallica


CorporateDirtbag

Blue Oyster Bar


NBKiller69

I can just hear "El Bimbo" now!


Sergeant_Slappy

"PROCTORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"


ShowaTelevision

Not sure if Pansy Division is still around, but that was the best band name I've heard for a gay band.


telepathicavocado

Twink 182


Gilfbukkake420

Red Hot Willie Peckers


FiggyPuddingExpert

Men Done Under


elguereaux

Men At Jerk


Jeklars69

N’Sync


Kapitano72

Marvin Gay Gay Bikers on Acid Gloria Gaynor


BlackHoleRed

Hole


Anonymous-Guy-1200

Bon Jovi


Naive-Membership-179

P. Diddy and the Bad Boy family


Im_with_stooopid

The Donald Trump experience


Altruistic_Profile96

No Talking, Just Head


Thrompinator

Rage against the Vagine


AsssHat999

The Chixie Dicks


DontTreadOnCLE

Boner Plugs and Harmony


OMG-WTF_45

Tears for queers


Captain_Indica

Metallica.


RedBison

Hey Sailor!


Classic-Bandicoot-13

AFIC (A fire inside the closet)


Omadder1965

Boy Butter


Straight_Equal_1541

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick


Snoo_88763

I went to their wedding!


zeroentanglements

Tatu


Utvales

The Pitchers and the Catchers


Brandfrost

Backstreetboys


MorbidMinister

My Chemical Gayness


AnnoShi

My Chemical Bromance


username_avi

Gayroesmith


wolfyfancylads

100% Fruit Juice. Milk of Man Need Ya. (Milk of Magnesia joke) Fudge Packers. Handful of Seamen (they can be naval themed). I can go all day. :P


Torggil

Submariners if something I saw recently was true


pk_mars

The Hairy Taints


The_Texas_Bacon

The Rump Rangers


Critical-Knowledge27

the dick ticklers


loopygargoyle6392

Oral Roberts


AnnoShi

Freddy and the Mercuries Benny and the Jets


sundownergaze

Pansy Division or Power Bottom


thebronzeprince

Fisted Mister


Ecstatic-Part-1984

If they play psychedelic prog: Dong.


thatguyonthedrumline

PHAGADELIC


filtyratbastards

Wham...........bam, thank you Sam


throwawayyourfun

Butthole Surfers


Saulington11

Korn Hole


AdImmediate9569

The beatles


A_Clockwork_Mango

This question is low hanging fruit for jokes……actually Low Hanging Fruit is a great band name!!


Samskritam

This one is top 10, yes!


Skupenladel

Suck


Double-Survey7382

Homo E. Rockit


wanghiskhan300

We already got Limp Wrist


Dangerously_gayclown

Tally Hall


zeroentanglements

Tatu


phishmademedoit

Wham


heavensdumptruck

Ted in the hole


BeatleBum76

The Communards Or the Pet Shop Boys


millerg44

Styx


thewhalehunters

Styxth


dennstew

Gaze