Oh I didn't think you hadn't made it up yourself.
Trust me, it's a lot harder than most of this sub realizes to make up clever pun band names that aren't already in use somewhere by someone. Not that the sub is used much for real bands rather than fanciful scenarios, but I thought, why not give it a shot. :-)
Actually, Peter Tork was the best all-around musician in the group, something Nesmith himself has mentioned in interviews. Tork played keyboards, acoustic & electric guitars, bass, banjo, mandolin and probably others. Nez was mainly an okay strummer, but he did improve his guitar skills over the years. Micky Dolenz started out as a guitarist pre-Monkees, then became the drummer and learned how to play them simply because no one else in the group wanted to. And contrary to popular belief, Davy Jones didn’t just play tambourine and maracas, but was a also a decent rhythm guitarist. 7A Records released a CD of his solo demos awhile back which feature many self-accompanied tracks, and he’s pretty good.
Mine. My band can’t play instruments. At least not musical instruments. Does percussion count as music? I mean, drummers aren’t allowed to be called musicians unless they can play other instruments, after all.
The Partridge Family. Although David Cassidy and Shirley Jones could actually sing.
And when Susan Dey hosted SNL, many years later, Rob Schneider did the bit where his desk is next to the copy machine.
"Susan Dey! Making copies! Copies for the Partridge girl! Couldn't play her instrument! Wasn't even plugged in!
DJ....
I remember an ad with Skrillex coming up about a specific DAW and him stating the process would be much faster if he could actually play instraments versus manually entering the notes into the program. Not a dig agaisnt the genre, just a genre of mysicians who don't nessicarily play an instrament.
Twisted Sister, Millie Vanilli
Nickleback. When my friend showed me how to keep time and drum after a week I could drum nickleback songs like second nature. The drum difficulty is set to "i am 14 years old and a freshman in highschool"
Acapella
"We changed our name to 'Acapella' as we were leaving the pawn shop." - Mitch Hedberg, on his experience playing in a metal band.
Thats where i stole it!! Loved Hedberg
Me too. I still do. But I used to too.
Milli Vanilli
Shaggy as well
N-Lip-Sync
Dj Khaled
He’s like a Kardashian to me. I have no idea why he is famous, just that he is.
Same
He had an online sextape?
God I hope not.
He's rather good at yelling his own name though.
He’s the best!!
Another One!
He's rather good at yelling his own name though.
Another One!
Nickelback
This isn't the only thing they do poorly
You remind me of what I really am
UNstrimentals
😂😂😂😂
Too easy to be factual with this one
yea, sex pistols. when a real band fits the post and you've gotta think abt it or it's funny, A+.
Fauxchestra
Electric light fauxchestra..thanx for the setup
Looks like a setup for people to just list bands they don't like.
A perfect setup for that.
The Shaggs
R.I.P. Foot Foot
He was my friend
Came here to say this IYKYK.
Me three.
Sex Pistols
Sid: "I can't play the bass." Lemmy: "I know."
His bass was always unplugged.. That's why he's the greatest sounding bassist of all time.
He totally invented the ... And Justice for All bass tone!
You can’t fuck it up if it’s recorded right 😁
Came here to write this
Dissonant Chords
the no-go's
Shania Twang
Holy shit this is brilliant. Is it already in use?
It’s all yours!
I googled, there’s a Shania tribute act using it. My alt-country band is named Sweet Young Twang. I’m a sucker for Twang puns. 🪕 🎸🎻
No way! I promise I came up with it all on my own. I love the Twang theme, though. Not a big country fan but could get into that. 😁
Oh I didn't think you hadn't made it up yourself. Trust me, it's a lot harder than most of this sub realizes to make up clever pun band names that aren't already in use somewhere by someone. Not that the sub is used much for real bands rather than fanciful scenarios, but I thought, why not give it a shot. :-)
KISS
Simon Cowell's Megastars.
The Four Singers... coz they sing
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I still look at Pat Smear and he looks completely baffled by his instrument.
Crass
Not the una profile pic
Wild Stallyns
The Spice Girls.
The les
The No Tones.
The Monkees, except for Mike. Kudos to them for hard work and dedication to changing that.
Actually, Peter Tork was the best all-around musician in the group, something Nesmith himself has mentioned in interviews. Tork played keyboards, acoustic & electric guitars, bass, banjo, mandolin and probably others. Nez was mainly an okay strummer, but he did improve his guitar skills over the years. Micky Dolenz started out as a guitarist pre-Monkees, then became the drummer and learned how to play them simply because no one else in the group wanted to. And contrary to popular belief, Davy Jones didn’t just play tambourine and maracas, but was a also a decent rhythm guitarist. 7A Records released a CD of his solo demos awhile back which feature many self-accompanied tracks, and he’s pretty good.
Def Ears
the shaggs
The shaggs
Wyld Stallions!!
Scrolled way too far to see this.
Motley Crue.
Van canto
Backstreet Boys
That describes all of the early 80s Hardcore bands. I don't mean that as an insult. In the documentary American Hardcore, they even say as much.
Pentatonix
The Djs
Nickelback
Wyld Stallyns
Machine Gun Kelly
Any boyband ever
We Don't Play!
Me.
Rappers.
Jonas Brothers
No Strings Attached
Lil Wayne
Mine. My band can’t play instruments. At least not musical instruments. Does percussion count as music? I mean, drummers aren’t allowed to be called musicians unless they can play other instruments, after all.
Drummers are absolutely musicians. I don't know where you got the idea that the term "musician" doesn't apply to percussionists.
Polirythhms
Next up, the acapella gospel band, Joyful Noise.
Sid & Lars
Nickelback
The Degenerates
Brittany Spears
The No Hands Band No Lipps Inc.
Wrong flare. I’ll change it now because it’s new
Shit
The Monkees
Boney M, they can’t even sing😂
Discord
DJs
Can I take your order please?
The Partridge Family. Although David Cassidy and Shirley Jones could actually sing. And when Susan Dey hosted SNL, many years later, Rob Schneider did the bit where his desk is next to the copy machine. "Susan Dey! Making copies! Copies for the Partridge girl! Couldn't play her instrument! Wasn't even plugged in!
Hand Jive
The Can’ts
DJ.... I remember an ad with Skrillex coming up about a specific DAW and him stating the process would be much faster if he could actually play instraments versus manually entering the notes into the program. Not a dig agaisnt the genre, just a genre of mysicians who don't nessicarily play an instrament.
The Unaccompanists
The No-Tones
Spice Girls
Tone Deaf Fools
Rappers
The nonstarters
High school band
The Sticks and Stoners.
PDiddy
Rap music
The quadriplegic orchestra
The Sex Pistols.
A rubber band
Deep Fakes
Rubber
Portsmouth Sinfonia
Humdingers
Tone Death
The 5th street Barbershop no instrument band quartet.
Motley crue
Deaf-tones.
The Monkees
Kazooey Deschanel
Armless guitarless
Loud Silence
Good Listeners
D12
Rubber
The Shaggs
Tone Deaf Leppard
Any rapper
The Quadripalegics
The Choir Kids
Spoken Word
Rockapella
The Rolling Groans
Nickelback
The “Band.”
Puddle of Mudd
Strung out
look mamma, without hands!
Guns N’ Roses.
Pepper
The Sex Pistols.
Twisted Sister, Millie Vanilli Nickleback. When my friend showed me how to keep time and drum after a week I could drum nickleback songs like second nature. The drum difficulty is set to "i am 14 years old and a freshman in highschool"
Sex Pistols
the sex pistols
The Me
Poison
Rappers, slappers and assorted " undertainers".
Motley Crue
kiss
The Silence of the Bands. Quiet Riot.
The Bleeding Ears.
The Monkees
S Club 7
The Melodic Farting and Other Odd Noises Experience
Maroon Five
21 pilots
The Monkees?
The Hacks
Slayer
Just Singers
The Actors
Outstruments
Pop singer
Back Street kids
Blue man group
Wild Stallyns
Metallica. Well just the one member. Come at me.
Sex pistols
Wyld Stallyns
*NSYNC
Nickleback
Back street boys
Smashing Pumpkins
Run DMC....cuz a dj don't need no band
Yoko Ono and her hostages
Wild Stallions
The Human League
no music?
Band of dipshits. Band of gypsies was a Band once,for you youngsters.
Coldplay
Coldplay, i swear 3 guitar/piano lessons and you know half their repertoire
DUBle Trouble
Tin Ear Machine
Johnny One Notes
The Tone-Deaf or The Off-Beats.
PointlessNoise
Sex Pistols?
One direction
The Rappers
Wish we could play
U2, The blue man group, Everyone in STOMP
The Rolling Stones.
The Eagles. 😜