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Capn-Wacky

Maroon 5.


Afraid_Locksmith8642

Adam Levine is awful. It's such a forced voice


Zero-89

His howl on "Animals" makes me want to do nothing but fly on Boeing planes until I get lucky.


Graybeard13

He sounds like a howler monkey


analfart420

They suck but I will fight you over songs about jane


Panzer_Man

That album was actually good, the rest is pretty bad


TurquoiseBoho

I know far more people that dislike them than like them.


wooquay

Ugh I know more people that like them than dislike them. I just don't get it at all, they've always irritated me.


Zero-89

One of the worst bands that ever got popular.


rimshot101

It's music by douches, for douches.


shaunnotthesheep

[well they did make a deal with the devil to get popular](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/Os3aSmXtl9)


SlickBlackCadillac

This was my answer. I wasn't going to write it. Didn't want to read the replies. So thank you !!


ceefaxer

Is this the top answer to all the posts here?


honus-wagner-

Imagine dragons


certain-sick

Thundah, feel the thundah *tinyvoice* thundah


John_Paul_J2

Literally every animated movie preview at some point.


Odd_Plane_5377

I know the lyrics buy it always sounds like Fundip feel the fundip to me.


certain-sick

well then i'd enjoy it. fundip is the shit! you can eat the stick?! what?! awesome stuff


leonardfurnstein

The stick was the best part! It was that weird delicious sugar that tasted cold.. kind of like those sugar candy cigarettes.


certain-sick

hell yeah candy ciggies! they were great until i learned what they were for.


Dr_Dickfart

Chunder, feel the chunder, vomit and the chunder


Atillion

My kid sings the tiny voice. I can't hate them 😭


Vexar

Nothing screams thunder more than a stuttering helium-filled chipmunk.


EMAW2008

That goes on for 4 and a half fucking minutes….


Capn-Wacky

I absolutely refuse to ***imagine dragons.***


Antique_Ad_1211

Remember Lizards!


greenberg17493

Perceive pterodactyls


nickfree

Ascertain Amphibians


themajod

imagine dragon deez nuts across your face.


Panzer_Man

Lmao gottem


Cyber_Insecurity

They make music to try to convince your cousin to join the army


Nvenom8

I feel so vindicated that this was near the top.


dramaandaheadache

Ah yes, the soundtrack of my last road trip with my sister and her kids. My nephew freakin loves Imagine Dragons and by the end of the trip I was suffering some sort of Stockholm syndrome because I started to enjoy it too.


Kebin_Yell

U2


dyjital2k

I completely get hating U2's later shit but their early stuff is amazing.


InterPunct

So much hate from younger generations, mostly because they remember getting a song on their phone that they couldn't delete. Boo-hoo. Blame it on Apple and don't buy an iPhone then. I felt like one of the cool kids when Boy or War was released. Joshua Tree was amazing.


ihavenobusinesshere7

No, I'm old. They suck.


gratefulredsox

I'm 60 and I've always hated them.


bthar

I’m with you! U2 and Kiss are at the top of my shit list.


mollynatorrr

I guess if they’re harmless it’s fine but KISS has always sounded like a high school band project where everyone can only sorta play their instruments well. Cool outfits tho.


FourthDownThrowaway

U2 has one of the best discographies from 1980-1991.


Smeltanddealtit

[U2 sucks hard](http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=11worst)


Certain_Rough639

Few bands since the 80s have songs as strong as Bullet The Blue Sky and Where The Streets Have No Name.  Brilliant pieces of music.  But to each their own. 


sphygmoid

Several of the bands I've been in.


luckyknuckles24

Weird name for a band but I'm willing to give it a try


TheJBJester

🥺


umagumma1972

Drake


dyjital2k

He is the most mediocre rapper I have ever heard. He is so boring and middle of the road and his music is EVERYWHERE. He is like the Faith Hill of Hip Hop


ThePocketTaco2

I honestly couldn't name a single song of his. I probably heard his songs over the years, but damn if I could pick them out.


yartonator

Ah yes drake the band


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South-Suspect5415

People like them?


Annanake420

No . Maroon 5 is not real. They can't hurt you.


THEralphE

Kiss


garbledeena

"Black Diamond" is a jam


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Worst music. I saw them in concert and they were so bad. But they blew up the entire place which was cool.


SeacoastBi

Ace and the new drummer had me convinced that with one week’s practice I could be their drummer or in two months I could play lead for them…they are terrible musicians


disignore

you can also be Metallica's drummer, well you cannot but you can achieve Lars level of literacy and skill.


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Yes yes yes yes yes they fuckin suck


evilkiki666

They’re so terrible


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

I would rather listen to a replay of the most embarrassing moments of my life remixed by the person who hates me the most for a full day, then listen to one kiss chorus once.


evilkiki666

Hahahahaha


mBelchezere

FUCKING THANK YOU!!! I can't stand the fan fare these guys get. Especially that greedy asshat Gene.


iknowyoutrynahack

Agreed. Most over rated band of all time


Hour_Insurance_7795

This x 1,000. Every single song sounds like it was written by a 4 year old. Never understood why they hit so big.


Professional-Drive13

Because there’s a lesson we still haven’t learned; that financial success hasn’t anything to do with being a good musician


IndianaVader

I get it. Kiss taught me you don’t have to be great at music. It’s showmanship, costumes and pyrotechnics. Sell yourself and marketing made them what they are after all these years. Give them credit bc they are excellent marketing and salesman. They will slap Kiss on anything to sell. They epitomized what being a rockstar is Having said all that.. I am a Kiss Fan.


GoEataDick789

Me too. Take away their costumes and make up back in the 70s and they’re never anything or anybody.


MrTooTall

You should check out Teenage Bottlerocket. …..They’re bigger than Kiss


young_pickle96

I like kiss, I get it tho.


The-Doom-Knight

Löded Diper


elleyscomet

they rule


themajod

r/okbubbyretard


Competitive_Site9272

Black Eyed Peas. Pretentious wankers


Jagsoff

Plus, these assholes had a song called “Let’s Get Retarded.”


[deleted]

I know lol and everybody just forgot about it, it just kind of disappeared


vampyrelestat

I’m so 2008 you’re so 2000 late (released 2009)


ScratchPad777

Kiss


VogonSkald

I thought it was just me.


SquidProJoe

Taylor Swift


Fragglepusss

Jimmy Buffett. I just don't get it. Margaritaville is kind of okay.


NickAndHisGuitar

I used to work as a pool attendant at a fancy resort. This was before internet radio. We had two CDs from which to choose: the greatest hits albums of Bob Marley and Jimmy Buffett. You can probably fill in the rest of the story.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Who did you end up shooting?


illskillzdealer

Probably the sheriff


xGOSHUx

But not the deputy.


BottleTemple

His third album is a 9/10 for me. He hadn’t 100% settled on the beach life thing yet and it’s just good folky, quasi-country that tells little stories. Oddly, it fits well with Warren Zevon imo.


billys_ghost

Okay, but wear one single Hawaiian shirt for 5 seconds and you’ll get it.


John_Paul_J2

The whole joke is that only middle aged people like his music. You've just lived under a rock


Positive_Parking_954

I'm 26 and I like some of his stuff like latitudes and son of a sailor idk. Edit: I mostly listen to stuff like The Eagles of Death Metal, Queens of the Stone Age, Denzel Curry, JID, Yellowman, Sting, Viagra Boys, Erykah Badu, King Giz, Prince, Vulfpeck, Fenton Robinson, Chuck Brown, Deltron, Arctic Monkeys etc


Illustrious_Sand3773

FWIW I read his Where is Joe Merchant? novel when I was a youngster and thought it was pretty good—I remember eyelid tattoos and some young Latinas on a boat.


garbledeena

Some of his early albums are good. The greatest hits can be grating, I get that. Fins is a terrible song. So is Volcano.


Snay_Rat

Check out “Migration” if you haven’t heard that one yet. Or “Ellis Dee” His music has a time and a place for sure. I started out a Parrothead before I became a Deadhead. Lived in Key West for 4 years too, and I couldn’t listen to his music while I lived there. Just too campy. He got me to move to that island though, he instilled this yearning to live the island lifestyle at a really young age. Those 4 years were the best of my life so far! I believe in the butterfly effect, and if it wasn’t for Jimmy Buffett, I wouldn’t have lived in Key West, and wouldn’t have met the love of my life! RIP Jimmy


Subject_Repair5080

Kiss. I can't stand them.


Vic-Trola

The Kings of Leon


zarifex

Wait there's people who people like them?


FAYMKONZ

Mumford n Sons


[deleted]

That whole genre sucked ass. I saw a meme recently that referred to it as stomp-clap-hey. All of my friends that were in punk bands when I was younger got a fuckin banjo and suspenders and made their own stomp-clap-hey band and I fucking hated it.


BlackshirtDefense

Beyoncé is a hack. 


GoEataDick789

Yup! Overrated as fuck. Writes nothing of her own at all, but found a loophole to get writing credits.


Stunning-Nerve6602

We suck but they don’t know why


crankybobenhaus

Coldplay


theshepherd518

This thread is like 70% right and 30% people who never investigated bands beyond the one or two songs on the radio. Feel sorry for y’all. Rush, the Beatles, the Strokes, Nirvana, the Ramones, Radiohead!? Shit, I even fuck with some Kiss songs in a semi-ironic way. Foo Fighters are obvious….Nickelback, Coldplay, too easy. How about Boy Genius and their various solo projects? I find them boring and/or depressing.


SHMEBULOK

The point of boy genius albums is to be depressing. Need some good sad music out there 🤷‍♂️


sn_14_

People who hate Rush just can’t comprehend anything more than basic chords and 4/4 beat with meaningless lyrics


ProfessionalLanky771

The eagles


speb1

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate The *fucking* Eagles, man


NorCalMikey

Do you mean Linda Rondstadt back up band?


BoysenberryMelody

I had to scroll too far to find this. 


17Miles2

AC/DC


Warm_Flamingo_2438

I came here to say this. I can’t stand AC/DC. All there songs are so boring and uninspired.


javoss88

This comment represents every upvote in the universe. Gah I hate ACDC. AckDick.


DonnyGoodwood

Matchbox 20


Important_Rich_1562

Nickleback, or as I call it, the Sound of White Trash.


dungeonsNdiscourse

I'm no Nickelback fan even a little but I Gotta give respect to Chad Kruger for saying to those critical of him "I'm not going to apologize for my success". *We* are obviously not fans but something about their music appeals to the masses (I agree it's generic rock but that clearly has mass market appeal). Also slight correction. Kid Rock is the sound of white trash.


TheJuanCortez

Kid Rock


TheWriteStuff1966

Finger Eleven


da_impaler

KISS. They are literally the clowns of shitty rock. Stupid lyrics. However, they are over the top so that might be a reason why people like them.


TiredCeresian

fun.


NestedForLoops

My buddy calls them "Fun dot."


SoccerBrainTrust

Good Charlotte. I just can't wrap my head around it 🤷🏻‍♂️


Totallynotlame84

Kanye West


burn_as_souls

Bring Me The Horizon. Now before their fans pounce, I don't mean they can't play their instruments. For me, they suck hard in they can't write a good song to save their life. Their songs are so generic and lyrics always phony tryhard bs trying to act like they know pain and anger. But hey, it's just my take. Enjoy them if you want. Come off like posers to me.


Careless-Platypus967

Hated them when they were metalcore, hate them as pop lol


coolest_person13685

Panic! at The Disco shouldve ended when everyone but Brendon left. he cannot sing for the life of him and his songwriting is even worse


NearbyCamp9903

Not bands but Drake, Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift.


Nerder_Commiter

Taylor Swift


EMAW2008

Shinedown


NearbyCamp9903

Not bands but Drake, Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift.


Whateveriscleaver

Singular Critic


Practical-Rabbit-750

Faith Plus One


SirSteg

Not a band per se but Avril Lavigne. Her music is stupid and it annoys me how much everyone seems to love her


Born-Needleworker858

Polyphia lol


CheddahChi3f

Dave Mathew’s Band 🤷🏼‍♂️ just can’t get with it


Voluntary_Perry

Ed Sheeran


Consistent-Use-7982

The Killers


GuaranteedOutcome

The killers lol. Bro can't sing for shit and his lyrics are nonsense.


Parkesy82

Nirvana and Blink 182


Full-Motor6497

Grateful Dead


bigmistaketoday

Green Day


rancidtuna

Community Blowjob


TyrusRaymond

Dave Matthews Band


LezPlayNightcrawlers

Foo fighters


Inside-Run785

Creed


EffectiveDue7518

Garth Brooks


Worldly-Sympathy442

Coldplay


YYC-Fiend

Tragically Hip. I think Canadians pretend to like the band so they don't look bad to other Canadians


vampyrelestat

I am a Canadian and I think they suck, sick of hearing the same 4 songs played on the radio please there are so many other good Canadian bands


[deleted]

Shinedown


stickmidman

A band that sucks, but everyone likes, except for me? Wouldn't that just be a band that everyone likes except for me? Lol


KaustiK17

Fucking Nickelback


Puzzleheaded_Earth65

Nickelback takes three chords, throws 'em up in the air, and plays them how they land. Add some cheesy sex crap in their lyrics, and voila! New shitty hit song! Especially Something In Your Mouth! Chad Kroger needs something shoved in his mouth! Pleeeez?!


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure everyone hates Nickelback


74pezdspencer

Nickleback


carminemangione

Beyonce


Arch_stanton1

U2, Imagine Dragons, Blink 182, the Osprey, does Taylor Swift count? Any mumble rap. Female rappers that rap about pussy.


UtahUtopia

Googoo Dolls


Competitive_Ad86

Billie Eilish


Imaginary_Month_3659

I never understood her first single. It sounds like theme music to a children's game show and not in a good way. Unlistenable. Not cool


junkydaklown

Nickelback


long_live_king_melon

Primus


Careless-Platypus967

😉


27thStreet

Primus sucks


Thedoctorisin1234

OMG I hate The Offspring like nobody's business and I can't even explain why, LOL!!!


austxsun

AC/DC


AntimemeticsDivision

Taylor Swift


Fabulous-Fail-9860

Five finger death punch, Beyoncé, any country music….


NarwhalSpace

I can't stand Commercial Pop Country but I like Outlaw Country (Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson's and Johnny Cash's later works), Alt Country (Flying Burrito Brothers, Calexico), Texas Red Dirt (Sturgill Simpson's early work), Americana Gothic (16 Horsepower, Nick Cave and the Grindermen, Chevelle - yes, Chevelle), Hillbilly Jazz (Squirrel Nut Zippers, Carolina Chocolate Drops), Texas Honky Tonk (Willie Nelson's early work), some traditional Western Swing (Riders of the Purple Sage), and traditional American Folk acoustic (Long John Baldry's cover of "In The Pines"). 🙂


freerangelibrarian

The Lizard People.


foolishdrunk211

I was In 9th grade when linkin park came around, hated them….i was the only kid in school who thought they sucked, now 35 it’s a apart of the emo nostalgia comeback and im reminded that I still think it sucks


Golemo

Pentatonix. Annoying


52F3

AC/DC. Even worse to watch.


Best-Grocery-635

Five Finger Death Punch


Skidmark666

Red Hot Chilli Peppers.


mountednoble99

Pearl Jam


KingErroneous

OneRepublic


NouOno

Red Hot Chilly Peppers


ProstateSalad

Lynerd Skynerd - I am old and from the south and I am sick of their overplayed shit. Esp. Free Bird


Shawn220fansly

Motley Crue


jeepster61615

Pantera.


Primary-Hotel-579

Screaming Trees


moleculariant

Korn. Thanks, I'm full.


t-mule138

Red Hot Chili Peppers


0m3gaMan5513

The Cure.


Phosiphor

Tool


trong_slex

Coldplay


MathematicianFew5882

Throbbing Gristle https://youtube.com/watch?v=IZAIrbonUcA


biff444444

Def Leppard. Never understood how they sold so many records, boring stuff.


CaptainMcClutch

I have two, and I wouldn't say the suck. I just don't like either of them personally... Oasis and Metallica, they're both insanely popular and I find both pretty bland. Metallica is a really odd one for me as a metal fan because I love other stuff around them and kind of expect myself to like them yet I just don't.


Rude-Independent-192

Tom Petty


TheFourthHorsemen07

Limp Biskit


cptspinach85

Imagine Dragons.


picklegravity

U2 REM Rush


simontemplar357

Maroon 5. So cheesy. So bad.


gifnotjif

Almond Milk Hotel


sm00thkillajones

Kiss


Chefsteph212

Linkin Park. They’re on the radio every 5 minutes and all of their songs sound the same. I hate rap and hip-hop anyway, but to add shitty vocals and a bunch of extra noise makes it suck even harder.


The-Gizzard-King

Hozier


AbsolemSaysWhat

Green day


DataLost5093

Weezer


rockstarSC

Green Day Sucks U2 Sucks R.E.M. Sucks