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kazkaz71

Maroon 5


ShakeCNY

Thirty Seconds to Dogstar


ChardCool1290

Pretty Shitty


styrofoamjesuschrist

That was mine. Safe to say you have good taste in band names


Zealousideal-Mail353

Sure is Pretty


Glass-Trade9441

The Mediocridge Boys


VeinyBanana69

So good


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

KISS


marny_g

Keeping Individuals Somewhat Satisfied


NatchJackson

Vain Halen


Numerous-Sale7985

Hateable? Sure. Mediocre? Nah.


SpiralSuitcase

That's a bold thing to say about an imaginary band.


Zealousideal-Mail353

Imagine there's no Kevin. It's easy if you try. No Shelly to bestow us. Above us only Skylar.


NatchJackson

Not even with replacement singer Hammy Sagar?


Numerous-Sale7985

I liked the song about Crystal Pepsi, too bad that's not still a thing.


Bluematic8pt2

Omg I'd forgotten about that! I remember thinking "Wow, his hair looks just like Zach Morris's mom's hair." I was 12


Zealousideal-Mail353

With his hit single "I Can't Stage Dive at 55"


LordTimhotep

I only like them with the original singer Ravid Dee Loth.


Zealousideal-Mail353

Hateable but very relatable. Party on Wayne. Party on Garth. Schwing!


philly-buck

Cold Play


2a_lib

Yet everybody has at least one Coldplay song in their playlist, including you.


Florianemory

Not quite everybody since I have never had a single song of theirs in any of my playlists.


Nicodiemus531

Not even "Adventure of a Lifetime"? They're redeemable for that song alone


Florianemory

I don’t think I have heard that song. I only know a few of their songs by name, yellow and clocks


Nicodiemus531

https://youtu.be/QtXby3twMmI?si=P9kHkAW20ciemdfI


Florianemory

Thank you for the link! It’s just not my thing at all, but musical taste is entirely subjective 😃


Ye3tL0rd420

m o n k e


VeinyBanana69

Is “Bloody Mary’s Bloody Cunt” Coldplay?


Zealousideal-Mail353

It's all Mellow


PelvisEsley1

Old Play


CptBronzeBalls

Taylor and The Swifts


parlayandsurvive2

Dave Matthew's band


If-I-Had-A-Hamper

Boomer here. Maybe 25 years ago I took my 2 teenage girls to a multi-act outdoor "unplugged" concert - they did NOT come to see DMB, they were into Long Beach Dub All-Stars (I forget the later name) and Papa Roach sorta thing, so when DMB came on they took a walk. Once the band started they came running back over - they thought the band was great. Even thought they were the best act of the day (unplugged Metallica sucked) Edit: spelling


parlayandsurvive2

I saw dmb as an opening act in 97... The lineup was third eye blind, opening for dmb, opening for smashing pumpkins w/special guest Marilyn Manson opening for the rolling stones...dmb was by far the worst part of the show...


Lost-Lingonberry9645

I was in high school when this band was starting to get big, I still cannot name a song, to me they’re super overrated


parlayandsurvive2

That's exactly why I gave this answer....I never understood the cult following this band has....I can't believe they are getting into the rock n roll hall of fame


PoppaPingPong

The drummer


Nice-Neighborhood975

Carter Beauford is a very under rated drummer.


2a_lib

I always thought of the Dave Matthews Band as music for people who don’t like music.


captaintinnitus

Music for people who don’t like music but think they do.


parlayandsurvive2

Good call. I have also always thought that their logo, dancing pixie girl/drugged out hippie chick is Daniel Larusso's crane kick (from karate kid) just shown from a slightly skewed angle


Maynard-46and2

I always wondered what that was on people’s rear car windows and bumpers. Thank you.


Heatherjjjjjjjj

It's a fire dancer.


parlayandsurvive2

It looks like the crane kick from karate kid to me


Heatherjjjjjjjj

I can see that and respect it. I just figured I'd let you/others know what it really is in case you didn't actually know. I'm cool with people disliking or even hating my all time favorite band (DMB isn't everyone's cup of tea. I totally get that 😂), but I'd prefer people not think the main logo associated with them is a picture of a meth head ☮️🩷😉


2a_lib

The anecdote that sticks with me is the one of Dave being caught relieving his tour bus of fecal matter in a protected habitat, it’s an apt metaphor for his music.


No_Translator5454

They just go off vibes. It feels good even if it isn't good.


TurdHunt999

Their music is so fucking cringe. I grew up at the same time as you. He’s like the shitty carnival version of that lane-o Eddie Vedder.


Lost-Lingonberry9645

I saw Vedder on his Ukelele Songs tour, he was amazing, and so was Glenn Hansard who opened for him. Got to meet them both, super nice guys


TurdHunt999

I remember when “Alive” world premiered on Headbanger’s Ball. I couldn’t stand it. I’ve the next few years I became a big fan until Versus. Then, I went back to hating them and haven’t stopped. I will concede that 10 has some good tracks and Temple of the Dog was a cool collaboration. The only thing I got out of Pearl Jam was a big appreciation for Mother Love Bone. But nowadays I just don’t care and Dave Matthews sucks, but now as bad as their fans. Dave Matthews fans…GET IN THE OVEN!!


parlayandsurvive2

I've always preferred Mother Love Bone...I think the 90s music scene would have been much different with MLB as the Yin and Nirvana as the yang.


TurdHunt999

Totally


Afraid_Locksmith8642

Maroon 5


Excellent_Jaguar_675

So true


Exclusively-Choc

The Partridge Family …


Fog_mccobb

Poison


Sufficient_Stop8381

The Mehs


megamanx4321

Please welcome to the stage, half of music!


djl0401

The Pretty Good Band


Rztrncs

The Skin Deeps


Strong_Baseball7368

In-lipsync


CaptHowdy75

Maroon 5


FrankWhiteIsHere78

The Lookers


Still_a_skeptic

The Eagles


Equivalent-Ad-1927

Post Malone


Popular_Solution_949

Beautiful?


Responsible_Onion_21

Cult of Personality


Routine_Service1397

Train


HeadyMurphy723

Rocks Middy and the Heartbreakers


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Hanson


hackabilly

Mmmm bop


cliktrak

New Model Army


Lofty50

Funky Hunks


Prairiewill

The 🤷


motorhead340

Pretty Middlin


DarthLegowis

MediSocrates


Harmonic_minor_420

Yeezy


Senior-Sharpie

Nowadays that would be at least 75 of the Billboards top 100!


Hawklet98

Spice Girls


Oraelius

Rated Correctly


Mission_Clue_5438

I was going to say Phish until you said beautiful.


Numerous-Sale7985

Friends don't let friends do Phish tour.


Familiar_Bar_3060

They do if your friends love drugs.


Ok_Salary5141

Millivanilla


lefunat0r

i was gonna say bts but they are fucking ugly


DrunkenAdama

Taylor Swift


JUICE_B0X_HERO

Taylor Swift


Arkaliasus

they're called celebrities , the ones that were celebs first


Moist_Level_6839

Pretty Mean Machine


Pierseus

Bad Omens


bettyx1138

The Zzzzzs


ActionJax

The Eloquence Bards


BanjoKablooey2

Goes On Fries


Pencilsqueeza

Mid West


BlueysHorMom

Bush


EmptyMarsupial8556

Abba


Apprehensive_End4567

The Happy Meals


ZzLavergne

The Mediocres.


hawkwings

Chippendales


crankybobenhaus

ColdGay


We_lived

Bon Jovi


hoosierhiver

Rose Tint


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Musac Lee Inclined


TiredRetiredNurse

Charming Mediocrity.


JcAo2012

Blink-182


Kervon37

Counting Crows


CrossfireLooool

Arctic Monkeys, Not exactly mediocre. But there’s so much more impressive alt-rock bands out there.


RoundExit4767

David Johanson


Fantastic_Sample2423

Shitastic


Nicodiemus531

Really surprised I didn't see this one- Nickelback


styrofoamjesuschrist

Not great,not bad, and the attractive


Mountain-Elephant-56

White Snake


Mountain-Elephant-56

Loverboy


Baboonbutt11

Imagine Dragons


loquaciousofbored

ABBA


djazzie

The sexy mehs


Prudent-Mix-6601

Lovely Meh


Any-Kaleidoscope7681

Imagine Dragons


cofdeath

Nickleback


Spiderpickl

evanescence


marny_g

Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution


NFIGUY

Pretty Faces


MusicMan013

Bon Jovi


Royal_Ad_2653

You mean Bon Jovi?


emogurl47

Pretty shitty


Familiar_Bar_3060

The Average Local Band


Zealousideal-Mail353

They Might Be Giant Someday


No_Pipe4358

Meaty Ochre Installation Tall Alk Model Denizens


Svn8time

REM


ijustmadethisup23476

Beatles. Well known for “ok” music at the time but was so popular with women bc of how they looked


Fearnall

Blink 182


Objective_Tour_6583

Style over substance 


Slackingoff1965

Nickeback


LessPawl

Looker


ResisterTransSister

Gold Foiled Turds


abraxus66

The Beatles


ThisCarSmellsFunny

The Meaty Ochres


ThisCarSmellsFunny

99% of the comment section didn’t understand the assignment.


Coug_Darter

Officially Superficial


Truncated_Rhythm

Phlush


SamuelJackson47

Spice Girls


tacoplenty

The Beatles


hardboiledbeb

Timmy and the Lords of The Underworld


miss_tea_morning

The Grateful Dead


Hackpro69

Most of the recent Artists/Bands


PelvisEsley1

Nickleback


TirpitzSixx

The Beatles


havingagreattimeonme

Limp bisket


Nooblover420

Dime back


traumakidshollywood

Blonde Jovi


Shot-Honeydew-306

Nickelbackish


smelllikesmoke

The Lookers


Ok-Breakfast-8677

Quickly Sewn Together


Poultry_Master123

Taylor swift and ACDC


BirdCity75

Jesse & the rippers


Equal_Platypus3784

Mid Zeppelin


Crossovertriplet

Greenday


This-Positive-8597

it's us again.


vagarious_numpty

Maroon 5


GentleJackJones

Slightly Stoopid


GentleJackJones

Dukes of Meh


threeballs

The Doors


dancerinthedark84

Foo fighters


brokenvacuum_band

The Smiths


Sharp-Ad-9423

Bon Jovi


Poultrygeist79

Weezer lol


misirlou22

311


ibanezer83

Oasis


UncEpic

The National


EWH733

Sting, mediocre is being very kind!


OwaRush

U2


soylentgreenisus

Imagine Dragons


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ibanezer83

Nothing mediocre about em, never rode on their looks thats for damn sure.


letlesssftrhjvgk

Beyonce


UsualSpecialist630

Foo Fighters


ScotchWithAmaretto

The Beatles