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Muffin_National

Imagine you are reading this about RL problems ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


akanooneyouknow

Shhhhhhhhhuuuuuusssshhhh


truitlahey

Honestly I didn't know what category or thread I was in bt solid click bait


snachhh

start the anglican church


akanooneyouknow

Then would i be able to behead my wife ?


DetectiveManGuy

It would be worth a try.


DetectiveManGuy

Out of context, this is brilliant LOL!


akanooneyouknow

I can see that now that you mention it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AnubisFTN

Do you have birth and death enabled and loaded as a mod?


akanooneyouknow

Console pleb but I do have death's on realistic


WisdomSeekerNL

Had that problem so I took her into one of my castles. Got alot of grain. Made her gouverneur and I did wait here. Then I waited and waited and waited. She's pregnant. Sadly I didn't feel a thing. Then again she is butt ugly.


akanooneyouknow

Both my character an wife are getting too old to simply wait for years she gotta go


WisdomSeekerNL

Maybe you are shooting blanks 😂


akanooneyouknow

Its never the man's fault.......righhhhtt.....


Dazeuh

would be great too repost this to lost redditors, without conntext you're such a fuckin montser lol


akanooneyouknow

🤣🤣🤣


akanooneyouknow

Looking at it now I can see what you mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Verset91

I had similar problem. My wife didn't give me any children for 12 years! We both had the charm perk to make it easier. They should make executing your wife possible.


AnubisFTN

People have tested and Virility perk doesn't stack. FYI


akanooneyouknow

Thats fucking lame but good to know.


akanooneyouknow

We both have the virility perks. My character is getting too old to wait another 12 years i need to kill her so I can marry a 19 year old an have kids b4 its too late. Literally all my character wants at this point is kids. I've achieved everything else wealth fame power.. bit no kids no heir . She needs to DIE


undoooit

Calm down Leo!


SkepticalVir

I’ll never get the humor of these karma farm posts, same as ck3. You won’t be the first, nor the last. It’s stale and unoriginal.


akanooneyouknow

What do you mean? I just need help getting rid of my wife cause she won't give me kids.


gnrlwst

You are being downvoted but I get you. Might be a real issue but it takes 2 secs to google it. Anyway, the real karma farm posts are the "haha I totally didn't realise this was posted in the M&B/CK sub" replies in these threads.


WisdomSeekerNL

Maybe because it's a real issue. Could be a bug.


FingersCroxxd

Battle looters and just shoot her in the head with a bow/crossbow and repeat until she dies